[lace-chat] :) Fwd: One (im)possible Red/Blue solution

2004-11-03 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
To quote my son (who'd sent me the following), "I can't laugh, I'm 
crying too hard"... But he also included a comment from the person 
who'd sent it to him, and I'm passing it on, since I think its 
relevant...

From: D. D.
http://house.style.net/usa.jpg
It can't happen, though -- the Red states can't get along without the
Blue states subsidizing them. Maybe if we agreed to pay them alimony
to maintain them in the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed?
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Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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[lace-chat] Re: Christmas mail and the post office

2004-11-03 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Nov 3, 2004, at 22:40, Sue Babbs wrote:
My local US Post Office refused to accept a letter which had the return
address on the back, because it would cause confusion as to which was 
the right address to send the letter to. They are quite
adamant that addresses must be put only on the front of the letter or 
parcel
At least... You were told *up front*, and so could change the 
"settings" in time, rather than have it returned - looking sorry for 
itself - six weeks later.

Whatever one thinks of idiots (mechanical or otherwise), *there's no 
arguing with them*; you're gonna lose every time. Been there, done 
that, and found that common sense and logic are being sold at a heavy 
discount, or being tossed out altogether (vide yesterday's example). 
Might as well fall in line and *obey*.

Same advice for Helene, who asked how come machines in other countries 
could cope, but the ones in US couldn't... I don't know... Perhaps the 
machines in other countries are smarter? I don't dare suggest that 
they'd been designed by smarter people...

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Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
As you sow, so you shall reap...
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[lace-chat] Fw: [lace] Christmas mail and the post office

2004-11-03 Thread Sue Babbs
Now I hear on the news that some ballots that have been mailed are being
delivered back to the sender. Why? Well, it seems that the election 
people,
in their infinite wisdom, have placed the voter's name and address 
clearly
and prominently on the back of the envelope, but not on the flap. 
Noo.

My local US Post Office refused to accept a letter which had the return
address on the back, because it would cause confusion as to which was the 
right address to send the letter to. They are quite
adamant that addresses must be put only on the front of the letter or parcel

Sue
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[lace-chat] Secret Pal Thankyou

2004-11-03 Thread Barrie & Julie Todd
Dear Secret Pal,

Thankyou very much for your lovely parcel & letter.  I did enjoy the
chocolates, my favourite and I just love the little teapot divider pin, it is
so cute.  The Book of Friends will be very handy and I will find a special
place for the little teddies.

I hope you are getting some relief from the physio sessions.

I can relate to what your saying about your mum finding it hard to accept that
she is getting older and needs to be looked after.  I went through the same
thing with my dad (91).  It took awhile but he now accepts that yes he does
need help and couldn't do without it.  I hope everything settles down for you
soon.

Thankyou once again and I look forward to finding out just who you are next
month.  Please forgive me if I am late in  replying next month, I am off to
the USA in 12 days with my daughters skating team for the World Competition so
won't be back until early December.

Kindest Regards

Julie
from New Zealand

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[lace-chat] 5 yard/meter info

2004-11-03 Thread Margot Walker
The information is on this web site:
http://www.lacegazette.com/5metre.html
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On Wednesday, November 3, 2004, at 08:33  PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Could someone please send me the info on the 5 yard/meter of continuous 
lace.
Margot Walker in Halifax on the east coast of Canada
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[lace-chat] Re: International Money Transfer Question

2004-11-03 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Nov 3, 2004, at 17:22, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I am hoping that you can help me.  I am looking for information on
transferring money (inheritance - several thousand GBP) 
internationally.
I know that you're reluctant to have the money wired directly (account 
to account) but... It's still the safest method.

I was in a similiar situation 5 yrs ago, when a friend of mine in 
Warsaw sold my parents' apartment for me, and needed to transfer the 
proceeds here. I checked with my bank, and it turned out that I could 
have the money transfered (either to, or from Poland) for a flat fee 
($35 at the time), irrespective of the amount.  $35 fee makes it 
prohibitive to send, say, $100 or so, but on thousands it's negligible, 
so I went for it.

We waited for a couple of weeks, to see which way the wind would blow 
(Polish zloty was on a mad see-saw in relationship to a dollar at the 
time), then she had it converted to dollars *there*, when the rate of 
exchange was most favourable to me, and wired it here, to my 
checking/savings account. I had it avilable for withdrawal within a 
week, and the hardest part of the whole transaction was getting the 
numbers (my bank's receiving code) straight. My bank was even 
apologetic about having to report the transaction to IRS, as it was 
over 10 thousand, and possibly a money-laundering proposition :) And 
they hated like poison to have to let it go after a couple of weeks 
(once I decided where to transfer it to. And watched its value 
decrease, steadily, over the past 3 yrs. And, doubtless, over the next 
4)

I did the same thing (direct wire transfer, bank-to-bank) in reverse a 
year later, when I wanted to send my cousin on her once-in-a-lifetime 
trip abroad (she chose a two-week tour of Italy, and had a ball ) On 
$800, the same flat fee of $35 made a bigger percentage of the total, 
but it was still well-worth it. This time, also, the conversion 
(dollars to zloty) took place in Poland; US dollars are recognised 
there, but my bank had no clue how to convert to zloty here.

If I get it wired I lose out by a) lots of intermediaries (neither end 
has direct access)
Not sure what you mean about the lack of direct access. But, if your 
building society (recipient) isn't equipped for accepting direct money 
transfers, then you might consider opening a - possibly  temporary - 
account with a bank which *can* accept such transfers. And look for a 
bank which offers the service to its customers for a flat fee, not for 
a percentage (I looked at my DH's bank at the time, and they wanted 
3%).

I am considering a bankers draft or a cheque sent to me
instead.
International Money Order (is that "bankers' draft"?) is, I think, what 
I got from Bev Walker for a parcel of my 2-Pair booklets (Bev?). Again, 
the conversion was done at the other end, so it reached me in US 
dollars, and didn't tax my bank's clerks too much :) You might need to 
check which bank (issuing or cashing) offers what rate of exchange, and 
which charges less for the service.

Also I am having to consider how it should be sent. At
the moment I am thinking of using FedEx or similar rather than trusting
the mail,
Bev's "check" came here via ordinary PO route, albeit airmail. But, it 
was a fairly small amount... When, in the initial stages of my 
proceedings in Poland in '99, I needed some vital paperwork sent (birth 
certificate, marriage certificate to show why then name was different, 
etc) and fast, my husband used some international branch of UPS to send 
it. I'm sure FedEx has an equivalent. The service was *expensive* 
($50), but very efficient, with "to hand, sign for it" delivery, and it 
did have some built-in protection/insurance against loss of the package 
(though I don't know to what extent), if you paid for it.

Even if speed of delivery isn't of essence to you the way it was to me, 
I'd recommend the fastest way money can buy. a) the less time the 
mailing spends "in the air", the less time you spend worrying about it, 
and - hopefully - fewer curious/sticky-fingered handlers are likely to 
be involved . b) all the carriers seem to pay much more attention to 
the expensive mailings than to the cheap-o ones; they'll plaster the 
thing with tracking numbers up the kazoo, which is somewhat reassuring 
(even if you might have to spend years trying to recoup what they'd 
lost)

Oh, and it needs to be a relatively simple method
Either method is simple enough even for a Cambridge don's mind, if you 
have a quick communications line (e-mail) established, and if you're 
willing to get all the info gathered at your end (including step-by 
step instructions to the don as to what questions to ask at his bank)

Yours, depressed (by '08, US will need to be re-named "Humpty-Dumpty", 
because all the king's horses and all the king's men...)

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Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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[lace-chat] The organist :-)

2004-11-03 Thread Edith Holmes
Subject: Fw: The organist

Miss Bea Nosworthy, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to 
all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared 
tea.
  As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water 
floated,
of all things,  -a condom!

  When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer  resist.
 "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?",
pointing to the bowl.
 "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown a
few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
  The  directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would 
prevent the
spread   of disease.
  And you know, I haven't had a cold all winter!"
Edith
North Nottinghamshire
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[lace-chat] 5 yard/meter info

2004-11-03 Thread NOWPRESHUS
Could someone please send me the info on the 5 yard/meter of continuous lace. 
 I have a piece to submit.  
thanks,
Christine
Lone Star Lacers 
Katy, TX USA

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[lace-chat] Secret Pal Thanks

2004-11-03 Thread Carol Adkinson
To My Secret Pal,

Firstly an apology - things have been hectic round here, and when the package
came my husband put it up in the Lace Place - which is the repository of all
'crafty' stuff, and is consequently festooned with all sorts of bags and
parcels in various stages of completion - and it didn't get opened.

However, it was discovered again this evening, when I was attempting to find a
simple but effective bookmark to make for the ladies who organised the Craft
Fair at the Church, with my parents.   Needless to say when I found the
package, I gave up on the bookmark...

Well - what riches.   The Diary is lovely, and I do like the little pearls of
wisdom on the page tops, and the cartoons at the bottom - what a talented lot
the Australian Lace Guild are!

The postcards are delightful - I shall have to be very selective to whom they
are sent - if they get sent at all;  I am considering getting some of those
frames which frame lots of pictures - we will see.   Similarly, the note cards
- only for very special people indeed, as the picturs are gorgeous, and the
colours lovely.   The ALG certainly works hard at getting together lots of
wonderful goodies.

The Lettercards with the Lacemaker on are a treat - I shall enjoy sending them
to special friends, and I am sure they'll enjoy receiving them too.

The little gift tags are beautiful - one is alrready being used for the tag to
go with the crucifix for the naming day of my niece's little girl, on the 19th
November, so that will be treasured, I know.   The rest will go on gifts at
Christmastide for my very special lacey friends - and maybe one or two
non-lacey but crafty friends!   And the pictures - they are all so good, and I
love the hat!   I can see me swanning around iin that, I just loved it!   The
close-up of the Medusa head was wonderful too - it must have been so hard to
work, and the snakes are great!   But - how tantalising!Which one was you
demonstrating - the one with the lace round the neck?  Is it Beds lace?  I
shall be so fretful until I know precisely who you are!

I also enjoy your letters, and will be sorry when this six-month stint comes
to an end!   You are so newsy, and so informative, and I have so enjoyed
having you as a Secret Pal, and I do hope you Secret Pal has been as much
fun!

With many, many thanks, and looking forward to my tiny suspicions proved
correct - or otherwise!

All best wishes,

Carol

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[lace-chat] International Money Transfer Question

2004-11-03 Thread Helen_Clarke
Hi,

I am hoping that you can help me.  I am looking for information on 
transferring money (inheritance - several thousand GBP) internationally.

I need to get some money from a UK building society account to a Canadian 
credit union (similar to a building society) account (where it will be 
converted to CAD).  If I get it wired I lose out by a) lots of 
intermediaries (neither end has direct access) each taking their cut and 
b) a lousy exchange rate (as it would be done by one of the 
intermediaries) so that really doesn't appeal (the exchange rate is bad 
enough already).  I am considering a bankers draft or a cheque sent to me 
instead.  I am not sure whether one is considered more secure than the 
other - any ideas?  Also I am having to consider how it should be sent. At 
the moment I am thinking of using FedEx or similar rather than trusting 
the mail, but again I am willing to be convinced otherwise (I'm not very 
familiar with other options).  Oh, and it needs to be a relatively simple 
method as the people in the UK I am dealing with are clueless (my uncle 
and his son-in-law - a Cambridge University don but totally ignorant!)  I 
have been told that I have to take 100% responsibility for the money 
getting to me okay (ie if it goes astray I am the one that loses) so I am 
really keen on finding the right answer!

I need to make a decision very soon as I have to let the UK end know so 
please send any responses by Sunday 7th November.

Thanks in advance,

Helen ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) in sunny Vancouver, BC on the west coast 
of mainland Canada where it is getting cold though thankfully we don't get 
the same sort of winters as the rest of the country :-)

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Re: [lace-chat] Re: Top Tips

2004-11-03 Thread Malvary Cole
"Tamara P. Duvall" wrote: while you were helpless, you'd watch a hand reach
over the door and remove it...

I had heard about this and if I have to use a public loo, and there is a
double hook, I always hang my purse, coat or whatever, on the bottom hook.
It would make it a lot more difficult to steal anything.

Malvary in Ottawa.

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[lace-chat] Re: [lace] Placing sender's address on an envelope

2004-11-03 Thread Brenda Paternoster
For internal UK mail I'll probably stay with putting my address on the 
back - the sticker helps with the inadequate adhesive a lot of 
envelopes have.  For international mail though I've got into the habit 
of putting it top left.   If there is a lot to go onto the envelope 
there has to be a degree of flexibility about where it all goes.

On an A5 size package (batch of Threads books plus wrapping) there is 
just about enough room on the front for:
recipient's address in a decent size (bottom centre/left)
stamps/postage label (top right)
customs sticker (bottom right)
airmail/par avion sticker (top centre)
printed papers/small packet (also top centre)
return address sticker (top left)

I haven't yet had one come back, but if it did I don't know where 
they'd find room to write "return to sender"  I think they would just 
use a blue crayon to circle the return address sticker.

Brenda
On Nov 03, 2004, at 8:45 am, Jean Nathan wrote:
Helene wrote:

just to annoy everyone :-)>

I've been doing just that for the last month. I looked at the Royal 
Mail web
site for last Christmas posting times, and it clearly states that the
sender's address should be printed clearly on the BACK of the 
envelope, but
knowing that other countries like it on the front, I decided to 
conform to
both requirements.

My local post office told me that some countries actually like the 
sender's
address at the bottom right, but as the recipient's address is read by
machine and it reads the lowest address, people who've done that have 
got
their mail delivered back to them. It's only people who've moved from 
those
countries to live here that do it.

Jean in Poole
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Brenda
http://www.argonet.co.uk/users/paternoster/
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