Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Dave Cross

At Fri, 23 Feb 2001 11:18:02 +, Amias Channer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Hello All ,
 
 I've just moved to London from Bath and thought i should make contact 
 with the illustrious London.pm , so here I am .
 Is there an FAQ for this mailing list ? I couldn't see one on the 
 page .

The Bath - London exodus continues :)

Hello Amias, welcome to London.

The only frequently asked questions on this list are "Is Buffy sexier
than Willow?" (answer "of course not, don't be so bloody stupid!",
"can I have a pony?" (answer "maybe") and "whose round is it" (answer
"muttley's").

Hope that helps!

Dave...

p.s. Hope to meet you on Monday night at the Conway Lecture.



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Neil Ford

Hello All ,

I've just moved to London from Bath and thought i should make contact with the
illustrious London.pm , so here I am .
Is there an FAQ for this mailing list ? I couldn't see one on the page .

Toodle-pip
Amias

London.pm FAQ

Question: Why?
Answer:   Because Dave Told Us To

Question: Anything else?
Answer:   http://london.pm.org

:-)

Meil.
-- 
Neil C. Ford
Yet Another Computer Solutions Company
[EMAIL PROTECTED]



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 At Fri, 23 Feb 2001 11:18:02 +, Amias Channer [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Hello All ,
  
  I've just moved to London from Bath and thought i should make contact 
  with the illustrious London.pm , so here I am .
  Is there an FAQ for this mailing list ? I couldn't see one on the 
  page .
 
 The Bath - London exodus continues :)
 
 Hello Amias, welcome to London.
 
 The only frequently asked questions on this list are "Is Buffy sexier
 than Willow?" (answer "of course not, don't be so bloody stupid!",
 "can I have a pony?" (answer "maybe") and "whose round is it" (answer
 "muttley's").

although i may disagree with the first, i don't wish to comment. however
there are more important questions ...

Q. When are social meetings?
A. On the day after the first wednesday of the month.

Q. What do I say If I am arrested for anything connected with London.pm?
A. Dave Cross told me/us to do it.

Q. Who collects spam and rice?
A. Dave C.

Q. What should I drink?
A1. TVRs
A2. Lots

Q. What is a TVR?
A. Tequilla, Vodka and Redbull.

Q. What is good to eat at the local curry house?
A. Chicken Chilli Massala.

hth

-- 
Greg McCarroll  http://www.mccarroll.uklinux.net



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread David Cantrell

On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 11:18:02AM +, Amias Channer wrote:

 I've just moved to London from Bath and thought i should make contact with the
 illustrious London.pm , so here I am .
 Is there an FAQ for this mailing list ? I couldn't see one on the page .

All your questions will be answered at http://dave.told.us.to

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Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Amias Channer

I'd go for willow , it's a hippy thing .

Toodle-pip
Amias


 The Bath - London exodus continues :)

 Hello Amias, welcome to London.

 The only frequently asked questions on this list are "Is Buffy sexier
 than Willow?" (answer "of course not, don't be so bloody stupid!",
 "can I have a pony?" (answer "maybe") and "whose round is it" (answer
 "muttley's").

 Hope that helps!

 Dave...

 p.s. Hope to meet you on Monday night at the Conway Lecture.




Re[2]: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Mike Jarvis

Friday, February 23, 2001, 12:40:19 PM, grep wrote:

Just the FAQs

Q: What is the best way to protect and add value to domestic felines?
A: Gold plate

-- 
mike





Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread David Cantrell

On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 11:52:52AM +, Michael Stevens wrote:

 On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 11:30:13AM +, David Cantrell wrote:

  All your questions will be answered at http://dave.told.us.to
 
 Someone seems to have mis-spelled "TVR" as "beer".

Ye gods!

The webmaster has been taken out and shot.

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Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Amias Channer ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 I'd go for willow , it's a hippy thing .
 

can't i even persuade your vote away from the cult of willow for any of 
the following

Cordelia
Dru
Darla
Evil Vampire Willow
The teacher who turned out to be a praying mantis

well, come on Amias you know it makes sense, move away from the
evil cult of willow and step into the light?


-- 
Greg McCarroll  http://www.mccarroll.uklinux.net



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Dave Cross

At Fri, 23 Feb 2001 12:55:50 +, Greg McCarroll [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 * Amias Channer ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  I'd go for willow , it's a hippy thing .
  
 
 can't i even persuade your vote away from the cult of willow for any 
 of the following
 
   Cordelia
Airhead

   Dru
Dead Airhead

   Darla
"Small Blonde" (And dead. Or alive. Or something!)

   Evil Vampire Willow
Doesn't count - same person

   The teacher who turned out to be a praying mantis
Too long since I watched that episode.

 well, come on Amias you know it makes sense, move away from the
 evil cult of willow and step into the light?

And how come you left off your list the two women that might just sway
my vote away from Willow - Anya and Jenny Calendar.

Dave...



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread jduncan

On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 02:08:25PM +, Struan Donald wrote:
 * at 23/02 15:08 +0100 Philip Newton said:
  Michael Stevens wrote:
   Question: 8uffy or willow?
   Answer: a controversial issue on which no consensus has yet 
   been reached.
  
  That's because some people just won't see the light :-)
 
 TMTOWTDI surely?

Must refrain from saying what came to mind... grrr!

--james.

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Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Philip Newton

Dave Cross wrote:
 At Fri, 23 Feb 2001 12:55:50 +, Greg McCarroll 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Cordelia
 Airhead

Arrogant, too. IMO.

Cheers,
Philip
-- 
Philip Newton [EMAIL PROTECTED]
All opinions are my own, not my employer's.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Dave Cross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:

 And how come you left off your list the two women that might just sway
 my vote away from Willow - Anya and Jenny Calendar.
 

because i havent completed my training as a fully fledged fanboy and
hence cannot write complete lists at a drop of a hat ;-) 

besides Anya/Anyanka has looked a bit grim in the past - especially when 
she was still a demon

but she's no longer immortal and is just finishing up her now mortal
existance (i guess that means the demon was kill -1'd ;-) )

god i'm glad its friday so i can regain some sanity

Greg


-- 
Greg McCarroll  http://www.mccarroll.uklinux.net



RE: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Matthew Jones

 Cordelia
  Airhead
 
 Arrogant, too. IMO.

Being a 8uffy refusenik, I'm a little confused by this conversation. Do you
think there might be any websites about 8uffy of Sarah Michelle Gellar out
there that I can trawl for info? I know it's a long shot.

Hem. :)

-- 
matt jones
'You will not know where we have struck until you have fallen.'



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Philip Newton ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 Dave Cross wrote:
  At Fri, 23 Feb 2001 12:55:50 +, Greg McCarroll 
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Cordelia
  Airhead
 
 Arrogant, too. IMO.
 

have you folks never seen Angel?

-- 
Greg McCarroll  http://www.mccarroll.uklinux.net



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Dave Cross

At Fri, 23 Feb 2001 15:31:25 +, Greg McCarroll [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 * Philip Newton ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  Dave Cross wrote:
   At Fri, 23 Feb 2001 12:55:50 +, Greg McCarroll 
   [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Cordelia
   Airhead
  
  Arrogant, too. IMO.
 
 have you folks never seen Angel?

Sure I've seen him. 

Moody. Dead. Male.

I just don't think we'd be a good match :)

Dave...



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Fri, 23 Feb 2001, Amias Channer wrote:

 Hello All ,

 I've just moved to London from Bath and thought i should make contact with the
 illustrious London.pm ,

voice type="mr T"Crazeee Fool/voice

so here I am .
 Is there an FAQ for this mailing list ? I couldn't see one on the page .

The FAQ is "Buffy, Diesel Cans, TVRs".

/J\
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http://www.gellyfish.com |   I'm with Grep on this one
http://www.tackleway.co.uk   |




Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Dave Cross

At Fri, 23 Feb 2001 15:28:28 + (GMT), Mark Fowler [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

[ FAQs and (even better) answers ]

/me applauds heartily

 (oooh, someone could collect these and put them on the web page)

OK. If anyone else wants to add stuff to the list, I'll edit them 
together and put them on the web page in the not too distant future.

Dave...



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Philip Newton

Mark Fowler wrote:
 Q. Oooops I missed a load of posts.  Are there any archives?  
 A. Yes.  http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/
 
 Q. This stuff is archived?  How do I stop this happening?
 A.  please someone fill this in 

There's not a whole lot anyone can do to stop this happening, is there
really?

Options that come to mind are:

- don't post to the list, then nothing you write will be archived

- unsubscribe the archivebot, archive@jab.org (IIRC), from the list, be
forging an unsubscription

- lobby Jonathan Stowe to unsubscribe the archivebot

- hang Philip Newton who subscribed the archivebot to the list in the first
place

- just accept the status quo.

Is there anything else? (Note that most suggestions will not prevent anyone
from (a) archiving the list themselves or (b) re-subscribing
mail-archive.com's archivebot or, indeed, any other archivebot to the list.)

Cheers,
Philip
-- 
Philip Newton [EMAIL PROTECTED]
All opinions are my own, not my employer's.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread David Cantrell

On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 03:28:28PM +, Mark Fowler wrote:

 Q. This stuff is archived?  How do I stop this happening?
 A.  please someone fill this in 

The usual way is to add an X-No-Archive header.  It is, however, entirely
up to archivers whether to honour that request.  As a random example, my
own archiver does not*.  In general, you should assume that anything you
say on the net will be archived by someone somewhere.  If you don't mean
it, don't say it.

* - don't worry, my archive is password protected

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Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread brianr

Marcel Grunauer writes:
  This London.pm strategy is known as "embrace and extend" aka "mark and sweep".
  

Are you sure that shouldn't be Sooty and Sweep?


-- 
Brian Raven

I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen "use strict subs".  :-)
 -- Larry Wall in [EMAIL PROTECTED]



Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Fri, 23 Feb 2001, Marcel Grunauer wrote:


 Michael Stevens writes:

 Question: pony?
 Answer: pony pony pony.
 
 Question: 8uffy or willow?
 Answer: a controversial issue on which no consensus has yet been reached.

 Also a point of note might be that

 We are Perl. Your table will be assimilated. Your waiter will adapt
 to service us. Surrender your beer. Resistance is futile.

 This London.pm strategy is known as "embrace and extend" aka "mark and sweep".


Mark and sweep, garbage collection, joke rattles head  :

   "If Java's garbage collection is so good then why doesnt it delete
the program file upon execution"

/J\
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Jonathan Stowe   |
http://www.gellyfish.com |   I'm with Grep on this one
http://www.tackleway.co.uk   |




Re: Greetings

2001-02-23 Thread Leon Brocard

Mark Fowler sent the following bits through the ether:

 A: When people hire people from the list they normally donate 500 usd to 
1000 usd (depending on the role) to YAS (http://www.yetanother.org/)

By the way, I'd just like to announce that Emap has donated 500 squid
to YAS. This may have happened before we were all made redundant and
after Aaron was hired. Way to go Leo!

Leon
-- 
Leon Brocard.http://www.astray.com/
yapc::Europehttp://yapc.org/Europe/

... Oh goody! Another Muranium Explosive Space Modulator!