Re: Monitors

2001-05-14 Thread Simon Wistow

Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 
 On Fri, 11 May 2001, Mark Fowler wrote:
 
  (I don't eat chocolate.)
 
 *shock*

Me neither. I came to the startling conclusion about 5 years ago that I
don't really like. I don't hate it, just don't particularly enjoy it
except in odd moods and even then mostly dark chocolate.

I managed to have a day trip to Geneva on Friday and didn't buy any at
all.

 Do spiders make gravy...?

Yes. It just doesn't taste very nice, you need a lot of them to make a
decent quantity of stock and you keep finding bits of legs in your
Yorkshires.



Re: Monitors

2001-05-14 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Mon, May 14, 2001 at 11:52:06AM +0100, Simon Wistow wrote:
 Me neither. I came to the startling conclusion about 5 years ago that I
 don't really like. I don't hate it, just don't particularly enjoy it
 except in odd moods and even then mostly dark chocolate.

Will drool for Green  Black's dark organic chocolate.

-Dom



chocolate was Re: Monitors

2001-05-14 Thread Steve Mynott

Simon Wistow [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 Me neither. I came to the startling conclusion about 5 years ago that I
 don't really like. I don't hate it, just don't particularly enjoy it
 except in odd moods and even then mostly dark chocolate.

I don't like English chocolate which doesn't in fact contain very much
chocolate at all if you study the percentage cocoa solids.

Most English milk chocolate resembles dark wax and tastes like
cooking chocolate, although Galaxy is just about acceptable.

Didn't the EU try and prevent English chocolate being called
chocolate?

 I managed to have a day trip to Geneva on Friday and didn't buy any at
 all.

European chocolate is a lot nicer.

BTW a very simple way of making drinking chocolate is to to combine
equal qualities of cocoa powder and honey before adding hot water and
milk.

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Re: Monitors

2001-05-14 Thread Philip Newton

Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 On Fri, 11 May 2001, Philip Newton wrote:
 
  Dominic Mitchell wrote:
   How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
 
  Depends on the day. Today, two things: a goose called Lucy[1]
 
 !

:) It did cross my mind while posting the message that you were also on the
list.

(Today, it's my cheeky green duck Martin on the monitor.)

Cheers,
Philip
Philip Newton

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Re: chocolate was Re: Monitors

2001-05-14 Thread Lucy McWilliam


On 14 May 2001, Steve Mynott wrote:

 I don't like English chocolate which doesn't in fact contain very much
 chocolate at all if you study the percentage cocoa solids.

Better than American chcolate.


L.
Flower yourself in dissonance and eat yourself in cream.




Re: chocolate was Re: Monitors

2001-05-14 Thread Steve Mynott

Lucy McWilliam [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 On 14 May 2001, Steve Mynott wrote:
 
  I don't like English chocolate which doesn't in fact contain very much
  chocolate at all if you study the percentage cocoa solids.
 
 Better than American chcolate.

I have bought US Hersey (sp?) bars in the UK and thought they were
better than the average bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

YMMV

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Re: chocolate was Re: Monitors

2001-05-14 Thread Lucy McWilliam


On 14 May 2001, Steve Mynott wrote:

 Lucy McWilliam [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
  On 14 May 2001, Steve Mynott wrote:
 
   I don't like English chocolate which doesn't in fact contain very much
   chocolate at all if you study the percentage cocoa solids.
  Better than American chcolate.

 I have bought US Hersey (sp?) bars in the UK and thought they were
 better than the average bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

Ick, NIME.  And I didn't realise the Forrest Gump quote is true...how
silly.


L.
Life is like a box of chocolates...a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift
no one ever asks for.




Re: chocolate was Re: Monitors

2001-05-14 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Mon, May 14, 2001 at 12:12:42PM +, Steve Mynott wrote:
 I have bought US Hersey (sp?) bars in the UK and thought they were

Hersey make their products from the ground up bones of dead rats stuck
in the wheels of NY subway trains.

It's *true*!

Paul



Re: Monitors

2001-05-13 Thread Brad Bowman

* Dominic Mitchell [EMAIL PROTECTED] [010512 18:21]:
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

Laptop with a hologram(ish) postcard and an icecream
sticker that says $1.80.

I was inspired by a high ranking Andersen Consulting type
who had skate boarding stickers on his laptop.
 

-- 
Brad Bowman



Re: Monitors

2001-05-12 Thread Chris Ball

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
 
 -Dom

Oh, God. Here's one I can win, although it's spread over two monitors. I've
got a 21 SGI monitor with one Penguin Computing penguin and two mini-IBM
penguins on, and a 19 Samsung with a Dust Puppy and a Ximian Monkey on. :)

~~C.

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Re: Monitors

2001-05-12 Thread Natalie Ford

At 16:22 11/05/01, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

8:

1.  beanie baby camel (Niles)
2.  beanie buddy (bigger) camel (Humphrey)
3.  SUSE plush gecko (Geeko)
4.  plush dust puppy (another is hanging from my shelf)
5.  beanie baby lizard (Scaly)
6.  medium plush tux
7.  small plush corel linux tux
8.  plush Norbert the dragon from Harry Potter

and, underneath:

9.  ceramic dragon (yes, i collect dragons, but the rest are in the living 
room)
10. lego polar bear (from arctic sets)
11. legoland plush dragon rattle


-
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Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Dominic Mitchell

How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

-Dom



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Lucy McWilliam


On Fri, 11 May 2001, Dominic Mitchell wrote:

 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

monitor type=flatscreen
None ;-)
/

Why, btw?


L.
This cheese intentionally left rank.




Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Martin Ling

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

Deja vu, I had this thread elsewhere recently (although it was 'things
behind'...)

Here I have nowt, what with it being a laptop and all. At home, er...
more monitors?

http://pkl.net/~martin/room-bredroll.jpg

Old picture. And, er, not me in it. The room's mostly still there
though.


Martin



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:33:42PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 
 On Fri, 11 May 2001, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 
  How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
 
 monitor type=flatscreen
 None ;-)
 /

Boring!  You should be able to manage some clip on furry animals.

For reference, I have 8 Kinder egg toys, 4 of which are Giraffes.

Paul Mison stated that he had nothing on his monitor, but did confess to
having a squealing monkey under his monitor (very bofh-ish, I feel).

 Why, btw?

Because it's Friday Afternoon[tm].  And I want to know.

-Dom



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Niklas Nordebo

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

I have a solitary copy of a japanese netsuke depicting a cat.

My machine is name 'neko', which is japanese for cat.

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Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Philip Newton

Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

Depends on the day. Today, two things: a goose called Lucy[1] (a Ty Beanie
Baby) and a green duck called Martin. Both are plush toys.

I generally bring one of my small stuffed toys to work, but sometimes I
forget to take it out of my coat pocket, or forget to bring it along in the
first place. And occasionally, I bring two at once. For example, the day
before yesterday I had two Beanie Baby stuffed geese (of a different design
than Lucy) called Wendy and Henry[2] who are married to one another. (Lucy
and Martin are just friends. Maybe not even that; they're still a bit
cautious about the relationship.)

Cheers,
Philip

[1] Though her tag spells her name Loosy.
[2] Their name tags say Honks; we decided that's their last name. Wendy,
by the way, was bought in London while I was at yapc::Europe::19100, as a
present for my wife.
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All opinions are my own, not my employer's.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Philip Newton

Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 For reference, I have 8 Kinder egg toys, 4 of which are Giraffes.

Ah. At home I also have Kinder egg toys on my monitor. Three of them to be
precise. I think they're all cars.

Cheers,
Philip
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All opinions are my own, not my employer's.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Philip Newton

Philip Newton wrote:
 I generally bring one of my small stuffed toys to work
 ^
 or my wife's. She has me than I.

Cheers,
Philip
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RE: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Robert Thompson

 
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
 

Currently none.

But at Torrington I had 8 items ( I think ) including marzipan models of
Bagpuss (complete with Organ Mouse) and Tux.

They have yet to migrate to my job.


Rob


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Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 05:43:29PM +0200, Niklas Nordebo wrote:
 On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
  How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
 
 I have a solitary copy of a japanese netsuke depicting a cat.
 
 My machine is name 'neko', which is japanese for cat.

That's cute!  Do you have oneko installed to chase your mouse cursor as
well?

-Dom



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Mark Fowler

On Fri, 11 May 2001, Dominic Mitchell wrote:

 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

Hmm.  I usually have a technic lego bike (thanks secret santa.)  Also
floating around in my geek sphere at the moment is:

 - A wind up clockwork chick (as in 'chicken,' not as in 'woman')
 - Coffee Mug (extra large)  Empty Caffinated Mints boxes.
 - A Beach ball
 - A copy of 'e' and the 'bofh' books
 - Various O'Reilly books (mostly blue) and a Manning Book (the other one
   is on the main bookshelf)
 - A SPACED DVD, A copy of the 'Worms World Party' computer game.
 - A large card that has 'Horror' printed on one side and 'Beauty' on the
   other.
 - Simpsons' daily desk calendar
 - One arm of my chair (that I removed because it was annoying me and now
   use as a book holder)
 - Palms (multiple,) Laptop, flash memory and other computer
   hardware items (such as a PCMICA network card that I borrowed off of
   leon and then never returned.)

At home on top of my monitor is a Mars Bar that I was presented for
'putting up the most from another perl monger while they were in another
country' (I don't eat chocolate.)

Later.

Mark.





Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 05:48:40PM +0200, Philip Newton wrote:
 Philip Newton wrote:
  I generally bring one of my small stuffed toys to work
  ^
  or my wife's. She has me than I.

Eeek, I have more than my SO and I am wondering if in fact my population
of small giraffes is diminishing...

-Dom (suspicious)



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Barbie

Currently just Tux, who thankfully doesn't get used as Nerf gun target
practice since leaving tw2.

Barbie.





Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Dean

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:33:42PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

A dust puppy fluffy toy, a copy of Network Progamming with Perl and a flock
of post it notes.

 monitor type=flatscreen
 None ;-)
 /

monitor type=21inch deskspace=minimal /

Dean
-- 
Profanity is the one language all programmers understand
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Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:59:13PM +0100, Cross David - dcross wrote:
 From: Dominic Mitchell [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Friday, May 11, 2001 4:22 PM
 
  How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
 
 Here - none (not sure why my mini-Tux never made it to Acxiom)
 At home - many things. But boring things like network hubs or CD backups or
 boot disks. And occasionally a (real) cat.

You heard that's how sleepycat software got their name - it was the
first thing that they saw when they looked around their office.  :-)

-Dom



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Niklas Nordebo

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:52:15PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
  My machine is name 'neko', which is japanese for cat.
 
 That's cute!  Do you have oneko installed to chase your mouse cursor as
 well?

I do now :)

Hadn't thought of it, of course I should have a copy of neko installed on
neko.

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Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Lucy McWilliam


On Fri, 11 May 2001, Dominic Mitchell wrote:

 On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:33:42PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
  On Fri, 11 May 2001, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 
   How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
  monitor type=flatscreen
  None ;-)
  /

 Boring!  You should be able to manage some clip on furry animals.

A cow-orker did selotape a sympathetic Wildlife bar to the screen, but
she's not very computer savvy and I had to put it in the DNA fridge to
un-thaw.  I have a furry orangutan climbing an inflatable Big Ben.


L.
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www.camra.org.uk/cambridge




Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Mike Wyer

Under and around my SGI flatscreen I have:

SGI Tux
waiyip Tux
beanie-baby penguin
fluffy dust-puppy
wooden camel (known as YouBastard after Pratchett)
fluffy santa
beanie-baby monkey
BB squid (it's a sex thing)
fluffy octopus (aka Admiral Akbar)
plush baloo
Extreme Networks flag
Extreme baseball cap and t-shirt
Lara Croft t-shirt
Veritas baseball cap
Cowboy hat

Cheers,
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Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Lucy McWilliam


On Fri, 11 May 2001, Philip Newton wrote:

 Dominic Mitchell wrote:
  How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

 Depends on the day. Today, two things: a goose called Lucy[1]

!


L.
Blessed are the cheesegraters.




Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Lucy McWilliam



On Fri, 11 May 2001, Mark Fowler wrote:

 (I don't eat chocolate.)

*shock*


L.
Do spiders make gravy...?




Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 05:15:56PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 On Fri, 11 May 2001, Mark Fowler wrote:
  (I don't eat chocolate.)
 
 *shock*

It's not strictly necessary, as you still get the kinder egg toys...

-Dom



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Lucy McWilliam


On Fri, 11 May 2001, Dominic Mitchell wrote:

 On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 05:15:56PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
  On Fri, 11 May 2001, Mark Fowler wrote:
   (I don't eat chocolate.)
 
  *shock*

So you buy them anyway and give the chocolate away...


L.
Can I be your new best friend?




Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Neil Ford

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
 
 -Dom
 
Zero but then things don't really sit too well on the powerbook's lcd or
on the 15 lcd I've got :-)

Neil.
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Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Fri, 11 May 2001, Dominic Mitchell wrote:

 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?


Er, none this is a laptop :) I did have a wooden camel on top of the old
desktop machine but this is now on top of the telly.

/J\




Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Alex Gough

On Fri, 11 May 2001, Dominic Mitchell wrote:

 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
 
 -Dom
 
Time enough for a delurking...

1 Frog (green, flat, catbeaten)
1 Dinosaur (brown, with pointy horns and tail)
1 Dinosaur (those wooden skeletons (you'd not imagine the trouble I had
trying to buy this...))

And, tied to the ceiling above the monitor, a 35p flying dinosaur which
waves in the thermals.

Alex Gough
-- 
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it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.





Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Matthew Robinson

From: Robert Thompson [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2001 4:51 PM
Subject: RE: Monitors


  
  How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
  
 
 Currently none.
 
 But at Torrington I had 8 items ( I think ) including marzipan models of
 Bagpuss (complete with Organ Mouse) and Tux.
 
 They have yet to migrate to my job.

That's because they were sold off in the Torrington sale of assets.

Matt






Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

Five CommTech Star Wars figures -- the type that have a chip with a
few voice samples in their base which the reader scans  plays. Some
of them have defined sequences so placing one figure after another
on the reader results in a conversation. Very silly!

Paul, who will now drop by toy shops that are in clearance-mode more often

PS My 3rd 21 monitor is in the mail, muhaha. Sony F520 for $850, hee :)



Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Simon Cozens

On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 How many things do you have on top of your monitor?

Nothing. If your monitor cost as much as mine, you'd keep it sacrosanct
too.

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Re: Monitors

2001-05-11 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 12:46:11AM +0100, Simon Cozens wrote:
 On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
  How many things do you have on top of your monitor?
 
 Nothing. If your monitor cost as much as mine, you'd keep it sacrosanct
 too.

All this says is you don't have enough money to buy a decent monitor
every few months. Ah, to be kept in the lifestyle to which one so
easily becomes accustomed...

Sell the gold cat!

Paul