Re: T-Shirts

2001-05-17 Thread Barbie

From: Simon Wistow [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 ...and then sunny Birmingham ..

You must have been dreaming! 

Barbie,
currently sitting in a high-rise office block in rainy Brum.





Re: T-Shirts

2001-05-17 Thread Simon Wistow

Barbie wrote:

  ...and then sunny Birmingham ..
 
 You must have been dreaming!

I was stuck in the Chamberlain hotel on Broad Street. I wanted to go out
for a walk and go to a bar and a restaurant (rather than being stuck in
the hotel ones) but it was absolutley pissing it down with rain so I
just stayed inside and sulked and ran up expenses.

I actually meant to give you a bell and ask if you wanted to go for a
swift pint but I was only told I was going on Monday night and I didn't
have email access where I was on site (the glamourous Small Heath
business park)



RE: T-Shirts

2001-05-15 Thread Cross David - dcross

From: Robert Shiels [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2001 5:23 PM

 I was just wondering, have the secret T-shirt designs been sent off to the
 printers yet ? The reason I ask is that I'd really like one of them to be
 Hitch-Hiker related; or maybe we could have a special run of ZZ9 Plural Z
 Alpha.PM shirts done.

Wierdly enough, that has always been one of the designs on the list.

Dave...
[waiting for Simon to send his bank details so he can bankroll the deal]


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Re: T-shirts for Monday

2001-03-05 Thread Simon Wistow

"David H. Adler" wrote:
 
 I'm guessing that those of us on this side of the atlantic are,
 therefore, out of luck at this point?

Nope. Well, sort of. I saved 3 * XL for Merkins. 

I'm also thinking of printing some more.



Re: T-shirts for Monday

2001-03-05 Thread Mark Rogaski

An entity claiming to be David H. Adler wrote:
: 
: Good man.
: 
: Now all I have to do is figure out how to get them... :-)
: 

Well, if we can figure out how to, I'd like to snatch up one of them.

Mark

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[] Mark Rogaski  | get into trouble with soldiers," she
[] [EMAIL PROTECTED] | said, when I asked her what the Virgin
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Re: T-shirts for Monday

2001-03-04 Thread David H. Adler

On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 04:14:14PM +, Neil Ford wrote:
 
   Are we going to try and get as many PIMB tshirts in the audiance for
   Monday? We could even get a photo with Damian?
 
 I'll bring the 8 or so I have left as well.
 
 Excellent. We should probably present one to Damian.

I'm guessing that those of us on this side of the atlantic are,
therefore, out of luck at this point?

dha
-- 
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perl is a language, and as such, is about as Y2K compliant as
Serbo-Croat.- David Cantrell in comp.lang.perl.misc



Re: T-shirts for Monday

2001-02-23 Thread Neil Ford

Neil Ford wrote:

  This isn't a question about any possible plans to produce a new
  tshirt design for Monday :-) but rather

Place said they couldn't do it in time. That doesn't rule out
Prontaprint though :)

Oh well, some other time maybe (for YAPC::Europe?).

  Are we going to try and get as many PIMB tshirts in the audiance for
  Monday? We could even get a photo with Damian?

I'll bring the 8 or so I have left as well.

Excellent. We should probably present one to Damian.

Neil.

-- 
Neil C. Ford
Yet Another Computer Solutions Company
[EMAIL PROTECTED]



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-22 Thread Mark Fowler

 Perl t-shirt ideas

=pod

=head1 Bad Perl T-Shirt Ideas

Sorry.

=head2 perl related

 * "My other t-shirt has a camel on it"
 * "I know perl" "Show me"
 * "If you programmed in perl you'd be home by now"
 * "You don't have to be mad to program perl, but it helps"
 * "95% of cats prefer programming perl over any other language"
 * "Perl.  There is no a."
 * "mod_perl.  It's not a quake add on.  It's more fun than that" 

=head2 lpm related

 * "London.pm: we  camels"
 * "I want a PONY!", on the back (("PONY"x10)."\n")x40

=head2 joke within a joke (PIMB ref)

 * "#! perl is my programming language of choice"
 * "#! perl is my itch" (preferably in the same blue, same font)
 * "Smack my perl up"
 * "Muttley is a Arsehole"  (let's see Randall complain about that)
 * "I blame Wistow for *everything*"

=head2 random

 * "XP programmers do it in pairs"
 * "This is not a credit or debit card"
 * "Just another local who happened to be in your holiday photo"
 * "If you lived here you'd be like all the other voices"
 * Front: "Why?" Back: "Why not?"
 * On front and back "humorous slogan on other side"
 * "This is a t-shirt.  There are many like it.  But this is mine"
 * on the back "Stop following me"

=head2 and finally

 #!/usr/bin/perl

 $shop = undef;
 {
  local $shop = {}; $this = $shop;
  local @people = residents; for (@people) {$this-{$_}=\$PreciousThings;}
 }
 print HERE $shop-{You};

 $shop-{You}-touch if defined($shop-{You})
 
=cut

-- 
print "\n",map{my$a="\n"if(length$_6);' 'x(36-length($_)/2)."$_\n$a"} (
   Name  = 'Mark Fowler',Title = 'Technology Developer'  ,
   Firm  = 'Profero Ltd',Web   = 'http://www.profero.com/'   ,
   Email = '[EMAIL PROTECTED]',   Phone = '+44 (0) 20 7700 9960'  )









Re: t-shirts

2001-02-22 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Thu, 22 Feb 2001, you wrote:
  Perl t-shirt ideas

  * "Muttley is a Arsehole"  (let's see Randall complain about that)

See Randal complain about that .. you'll see me complain about that.

 ... I mean .. people will laugh and mock us  how could you ..  it
should be "Muttley is an Arsehole"  .. I dunno, such poor grammar these
days :))

-- 
Robin Szemeti

The box said "requires windows 95 or better"
So I installed Linux!



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-22 Thread Mark Fowler

  ... I mean .. people will laugh and mock us  how could you ..  it
 should be "Muttley is an Arsehole"  .. I dunno, such poor grammar these
 days :))

No, just poor typing I'm afraid.

This would only work however if Simon printed and distributed the
T-shirts ;-)

-- 
print "\n",map{my$a="\n"if(length$_6);' 'x(36-length($_)/2)."$_\n$a"} (
   Name  = 'Mark Fowler',Title = 'Technology Developer'  ,
   Firm  = 'Profero Ltd',Web   = 'http://www.profero.com/'   ,
   Email = '[EMAIL PROTECTED]',   Phone = '+44 (0) 20 7700 9960'  )








Re: t-shirts

2001-02-22 Thread Richard Clamp

On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 10:43:10AM +, Michael Stevens wrote:
 On Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 09:53:24PM +, Jonathan Stowe wrote:
  On Wed, 21 Feb 2001, Michael Stevens wrote:
   Pony::Pony
  Only if it has the open sourced code of the module on the back :)
 
 I think Mr Clamp has been doing initial development on this, but
 has not yet released his code.

Okay, it's pre pre alpha, it does nothing, and it's not even an
very good way of doing the nothing it does.

-- 
Richard Clamp [EMAIL PROTECTED]


#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use Pony;
print "Wanna = ", Pony::-new-wanna(), "\n";


 Pony.pm


Re: t-shirts

2001-02-22 Thread Michael Stevens

On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 12:24:46PM +, Richard Clamp wrote:
  I think Mr Clamp has been doing initial development on this, but
  has not yet released his code.
 Okay, it's pre pre alpha, it does nothing, and it's not even an
 very good way of doing the nothing it does.

Perhaps a sourceforge project to allow open collaboration? :)

Michael



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-22 Thread Richard Clamp

On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 12:27:07PM +, Michael Stevens wrote:
 On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 12:24:46PM +, Richard Clamp wrote:
  Okay, it's pre pre alpha, it does nothing, and it's not even an
  very good way of doing the nothing it does.

I haven't even recieved this mail yet - hmmm.

 Perhaps a sourceforge project to allow open collaboration? :)

Or the london.pm server, on which we could do straight cvs, or even
install the lumbering beast that is sourceforge.

I nominate dadadodo as the pumpking for this.

-- 
Richard Clamp [EMAIL PROTECTED]



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-22 Thread Michael Stevens

On Thu, Feb 22, 2001 at 12:29:45PM +, Richard Clamp wrote:
 Or the london.pm server, on which we could do straight cvs, or even
 install the lumbering beast that is sourceforge.
 I nominate dadadodo as the pumpking for this.

I think he should collaborate with dipsy.

Michael



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-21 Thread Paul Mison

On 21/02/2001 at 12:26 +, Michael Stevens wrote:

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Yeah, this would have been OK if you'd printed them on Friday morning,
and they were disposable. This sort of meme just does the rounds too
rapidly. I mean, how much would you laugh at someone wearing a 'I am
Mahir, Kiss Me Now' or whatever it was tshirt now?

(For the uninitiated, AYBABTU:
 http://linux.nextdimensioninc.com/AYB2.swf
 http://www.toaplan.com/zerowing/
 http://www.classicgaming.com/vault/roms/arcaderoms.ZeroWing34735.shtml
 http://expert.cc.purdue.edu/~diehlr/base.jpg
 http://members.nbci.com/finagler/base/
)

--
:: paul
:: join us in creating excellence





Re: t-shirts

2001-02-21 Thread Andy Williams

On Wed, 21 Feb 2001, Michael Stevens wrote:

 We've been talking about t-shirts on irc, and I think we should try
 to get some ideas together[1]. Some thoughts to start you off:

 Hash Bang Perl

 Pony::Pony

 PIMB (we've done this one)

 ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

I saw a t-shirt the other week that just had "-w" on it thought it was
quite cool. Not sure if it was a perl t-shirt though!

Andy




Re: t-shirts

2001-02-21 Thread Michael Stevens

On Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 12:43:34PM +, Paul Mison wrote:
 On 21/02/2001 at 12:26 +, Michael Stevens wrote:
 ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
 
 and they were disposable. This sort of meme just does the rounds too
 rapidly. I mean, how much would you laugh at someone wearing a 'I am
 Mahir, Kiss Me Now' or whatever it was tshirt now?

You've got it! We need dissolving t-shirts!

Michael



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-21 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Andy Williams [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 I saw a t-shirt the other week that just had "-w" on it thought it was
 quite cool. Not sure if it was a perl t-shirt though!

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict ;

use World::Domination ;

my $thing = new World::Domination-order() ;


Or something.


-- 
Dave Hodgkinson, http://www.hodgkinson.org
Editor-in-chief, The Highway Star   http://www.deep-purple.com
  Apache, mod_perl, MySQL, Sybase hired gun for, well, hire
  -



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-21 Thread Struan Donald

* at 21/02 12:49 + Michael Stevens said:
 On Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 12:43:34PM +, Paul Mison wrote:
  On 21/02/2001 at 12:26 +, Michael Stevens wrote:
  ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
  
  and they were disposable. This sort of meme just does the rounds too
  rapidly. I mean, how much would you laugh at someone wearing a 'I am
  Mahir, Kiss Me Now' or whatever it was tshirt now?
 
 You've got it! We need dissolving t-shirts!

surely just t-shirts with editable text?

struan



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-21 Thread Dave Thorn

On Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 12:53:55PM +, Struan Donald wrote:
 
 surely just t-shirts with editable text?

T-shirts with a velcro strip and a bad of letters that stick.
Available now at GAP

dave, no I haven't been in there

-- 
dave thorn | [EMAIL PROTECTED]



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-21 Thread Michael Stevens

On Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 12:57:00PM +, Dave Thorn wrote:
 On Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 12:53:55PM +, Struan Donald wrote:
  surely just t-shirts with editable text?
 T-shirts with a velcro strip and a bad of letters that stick.
 Available now at GAP
 dave, no I haven't been in there

Now if someone would just invent print-on lcd panels...

Michael



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-21 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Wed, Feb 21, 2001 at 01:04:34PM +, Michael Stevens wrote:
 Now if someone would just invent print-on lcd panels...

http://www.visson.net/

Paul



RE: t-shirts

2001-02-21 Thread Matthew Jones

 We've been talking about t-shirts on irc, and I think we should try
 to get some ideas together[1].

How about one with perlperlperlperlperl printed around the neck area in a
circle? You see where I'm going on this one?

-- 
matt jones 



Re: t-shirts

2001-02-21 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Wed, 21 Feb 2001, Michael Stevens wrote:

 We've been talking about t-shirts on irc, and I think we should try
 to get some ideas together[1]. Some thoughts to start you off:

 Hash Bang Perl

 Pony::Pony

 PIMB (we've done this one)


$foo = my $controversial_noun;

/J\
-- 
Jonathan Stowe   |
http://www.gellyfish.com |   I'm with Grep on this one
http://www.tackleway.co.uk   |