Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
"Nomads ask me for directions" Classic. On Jan 31, 2011, at 10:11 AM, Michael Gilmer wrote: > Hi List Members! > > I thought I might share a few more reasons why I am the Most > Interesting Meteorite Man in the World - > > I gave fully-crusted peas a chance. > > Nomads ask me for directions. > > Where I walk in the sand, I leave footprints made of Desert Glass. > > Every meteorite I touch becomes a "historical". > > If I handed you a rusted-up Nantan dog, you would have to fight the > urge to thank me. > > > Best regards and happy huntings! > > MikeG > > -- > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > --- __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Hi List Members! I thought I might share a few more reasons why I am the Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World - I gave fully-crusted peas a chance. Nomads ask me for directions. Where I walk in the sand, I leave footprints made of Desert Glass. Every meteorite I touch becomes a "historical". If I handed you a rusted-up Nantan dog, you would have to fight the urge to thank me. Best regards and happy huntings! MikeG -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- On 1/29/11, Richard Montgomery wrote: > Hmmm > > The Old Woman came to me rather than me planning the expedition to retrieve > her. > > Barringer Crater buried the centered meteorite in my honor, and then > exploded it before the drills arrived. > > The reknowned Camels in the Outback procreated with me in mind. > > Lunar feldspathic breccias fractured at my very presence. > > Asteroids change lanes for me. > > My workout regiment is to taylored that even TP thin sections are jealous. > > The condrules now absent in our achondrites melted at the very mention of my > name. > > I love beer. > > > > > > > > > > - Original Message - > From: "Michael Gilmer" > To: > Cc: > Sent: Friday, January 28, 2011 11:05 AM > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > > Greetings List Members, > > Having just returned from another of my global expeditions, I thought > I would share a few more of the reasons why I am the Most Interesting > Meteorite Man in the World. > > > My list of meteorites won a Pulitzer prize. > > Mike Farmer has nothing but good things to say about me. > > The Catalogue of Meteorites is my biography. > > I am the central uplift of every crater. > > I once traded a slice of Old Woman for something younger and better-looking. > > During the Tucson show, hotels scramble to reserve me. > > The Labennes tried to conceal the coordinates of my summer home. > > > Best regards and happy huntings, > > MikeG > > > -- > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > --- > > On 1/28/11, impact...@aol.com wrote: >> They are back and asking about you. >> >> Anne M. Black >> _WWW.IMPACTIKA.com_ (http://www.IMPACTIKA.com) >> email: _Impactika@aol.com_ (mailto:impact...@aol.com) >> President _www.IMCA.cc_ (http://www.IMCA.cc) >> >> >> In a message dated 1/27/2011 1:55:40 PM Mountain Standard Time, >> damoc...@yahoo.com writes: >> That's what was happening to me every time I entered Anne Black's room >> here in Tucson last year! >> >> :) >> >> -- >> Richard Kowalski >> Full Moon Photography >> IMCA #1081 >> >> >> --- On Thu, 1/27/11, Matthias Bärmann wrote: >> >> >>> When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them >>> whispering: "Hi, >>> Dad!" >> __ >> Visit the Archives at >> http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html >> Meteorite-list mailing list >> Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com >> http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list >> > > > -- > __ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > > -- __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Hmmm The Old Woman came to me rather than me planning the expedition to retrieve her. Barringer Crater buried the centered meteorite in my honor, and then exploded it before the drills arrived. The reknowned Camels in the Outback procreated with me in mind. Lunar feldspathic breccias fractured at my very presence. Asteroids change lanes for me. My workout regiment is to taylored that even TP thin sections are jealous. The condrules now absent in our achondrites melted at the very mention of my name. I love beer. - Original Message - From: "Michael Gilmer" To: Cc: Sent: Friday, January 28, 2011 11:05 AM Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World Greetings List Members, Having just returned from another of my global expeditions, I thought I would share a few more of the reasons why I am the Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. My list of meteorites won a Pulitzer prize. Mike Farmer has nothing but good things to say about me. The Catalogue of Meteorites is my biography. I am the central uplift of every crater. I once traded a slice of Old Woman for something younger and better-looking. During the Tucson show, hotels scramble to reserve me. The Labennes tried to conceal the coordinates of my summer home. Best regards and happy huntings, MikeG -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- On 1/28/11, impact...@aol.com wrote: They are back and asking about you. Anne M. Black _WWW.IMPACTIKA.com_ (http://www.IMPACTIKA.com) email: _Impactika@aol.com_ (mailto:impact...@aol.com) President _www.IMCA.cc_ (http://www.IMCA.cc) In a message dated 1/27/2011 1:55:40 PM Mountain Standard Time, damoc...@yahoo.com writes: That's what was happening to me every time I entered Anne Black's room here in Tucson last year! :) -- Richard Kowalski Full Moon Photography IMCA #1081 --- On Thu, 1/27/11, Matthias Bärmann wrote: When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering: "Hi, Dad!" __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list -- __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
I don't sweat, I ablate nano diamonds!! Best Regards, Greg Hupe On Jan 28, 2011, at 5:52 PM, tracy latimer wrote: That's nothin'. My touch cures lawrencite disease. Perfect slices spall off any meteorite I decide to cut. Dogs and other animals spontaneously bring me meteorites. I own pieces of EVERY meteorite. I can go through the most unpromising grab bag of rocks, and not only pull out a meteorite, it will be a planetary. Pull the other one, it's got bells on! Best! Tracy Latimer Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 From: meteoritem...@gmail.com To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World Greetings List Members, Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
That's nothin'. My touch cures lawrencite disease. Perfect slices spall off any meteorite I decide to cut. Dogs and other animals spontaneously bring me meteorites. I own pieces of EVERY meteorite. I can go through the most unpromising grab bag of rocks, and not only pull out a meteorite, it will be a planetary. Pull the other one, it's got bells on! Best! Tracy Latimer > >> Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 >> From: meteoritem...@gmail.com >> To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com >> Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World >> >> Greetings List Members, >> >> Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my >> shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The >> Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. >> >> __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
MikeG; excellent comedic writing, funniest stuff I've read in a long time. -- Instead of pumice, my wife prefers to use nakhlite to exfoliate her feet. So I'm down at the museum having the scientists cut a 400 gram block out of the back of the Lafayette meteorite for her, when lo and behold, I spot the world's first interstellar meteorite amongst the collection! The idiots had it mis-labeled as a brachinite. After running a few tests, I determined it originated in the asteroid belt of Proxima Centauri and was composed of pure compressed cosmic dust. When my wife mentioned she was bored with her regular mud pack of ground up Tagish Lake, the scientists insisted we take half of the proximite to replace it. As we were leaving, a NASA guy gave us a multi-kilo basalt rock picked up by Neil Armstrong on the lunar maria to use in our aquarium. Then when I get home, I discover that the Danish National Museum had installed the Agpalilik in the lobby of my mansion. They explained they just had it sitting around outside and thought it might look nice in my home, which is constructed entirely of NWA meteorites, each one individually shaped by an Amish master stone cutter. Phil Whitmer __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Greetings List Members, Having just returned from another of my global expeditions, I thought I would share a few more of the reasons why I am the Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. My list of meteorites won a Pulitzer prize. Mike Farmer has nothing but good things to say about me. The Catalogue of Meteorites is my biography. I am the central uplift of every crater. I once traded a slice of Old Woman for something younger and better-looking. During the Tucson show, hotels scramble to reserve me. The Labennes tried to conceal the coordinates of my summer home. Best regards and happy huntings, MikeG -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- On 1/28/11, impact...@aol.com wrote: > They are back and asking about you. > > Anne M. Black > _WWW.IMPACTIKA.com_ (http://www.IMPACTIKA.com) > email: _Impactika@aol.com_ (mailto:impact...@aol.com) > President _www.IMCA.cc_ (http://www.IMCA.cc) > > > In a message dated 1/27/2011 1:55:40 PM Mountain Standard Time, > damoc...@yahoo.com writes: > That's what was happening to me every time I entered Anne Black's room > here in Tucson last year! > > :) > > -- > Richard Kowalski > Full Moon Photography > IMCA #1081 > > > --- On Thu, 1/27/11, Matthias Bärmann wrote: > > >> When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them >> whispering: "Hi, >> Dad!" > __ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > -- __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
They are back and asking about you. Anne M. Black _WWW.IMPACTIKA.com_ (http://www.IMPACTIKA.com) email: _Impactika@aol.com_ (mailto:impact...@aol.com) President _www.IMCA.cc_ (http://www.IMCA.cc) In a message dated 1/27/2011 1:55:40 PM Mountain Standard Time, damoc...@yahoo.com writes: That's what was happening to me every time I entered Anne Black's room here in Tucson last year! :) -- Richard Kowalski Full Moon Photography IMCA #1081 --- On Thu, 1/27/11, Matthias Bärmann wrote: > When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them > whispering: "Hi, > Dad!" __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Classic:-) Kirk. - Original Message - From: "Michael Gilmer" To: "Frank Cressy" Cc: Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011 9:29 PM Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World Greetings List Members, I only drink fine coffee, but if I were to drink beer, it would be Dos Equis. For those who want to live vicariously through me, here are some more reasons I am the Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World : I put the "HEDO" in Hedonism. When I give a meteorite to Chicago Steve, he keeps it for life. My garden is a strewnfield. I won the Meteoritical Society's Lifetime Achievement Award - twice. When ANSMET first arrived at the Thiel Mountains, I was waiting with a thermos of hot coffee. When Google receives a meteorite-related query, they call me. My metal detector's discriminator will ignore ugly meteorites. I once found a meteorite in Shangri-La. Best regards and happy huntings, MikeG -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- On 1/27/11, Frank Cressy wrote: Dos Equis?? TMIMMITW only drinks Vaca Muerta. - Original Message From: Thunder Stone To: mike ; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com Sent: Thu, January 27, 2011 5:15:59 PM Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World But the question remains: Do you drink Dos Equis Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 From: meteoritem...@gmail.com To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World Greetings List Members, Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what it felt like. Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. Museum curators give me their keys. My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an achondrite. The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their meteorites with bare hands. I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. My touch removes caliche. The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss me. Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. All of my export permits are approved instantly. I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will fall. My glasses are cross-polarized. My touch will etch a polished iron. I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are polished lunaites. All of my pets can find meteorites. "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecent
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Don't care what other sayings come up . none will top the Valentine one!! Dave --- On Thu, 1/27/11, Michael Gilmer wrote: > From: Michael Gilmer > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World > To: "Frank Cressy" > Cc: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > Date: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 10:29 PM > Greetings List Members, > > I only drink fine coffee, but if I were to drink beer, it > would be Dos Equis. > > > For those who want to live vicariously through me, here are > some more > reasons I am the Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World : > > I put the "HEDO" in Hedonism. > > When I give a meteorite to Chicago Steve, he keeps it for > life. > > My garden is a strewnfield. > > I won the Meteoritical Society's Lifetime Achievement Award > - twice. > > When ANSMET first arrived at the Thiel Mountains, I was > waiting with a > thermos of hot coffee. > > When Google receives a meteorite-related query, they call > me. > > My metal detector's discriminator will ignore ugly > meteorites. > > I once found a meteorite in Shangri-La. > > Best regards and happy huntings, > > MikeG > > > -- > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > --- > > On 1/27/11, Frank Cressy > wrote: > > Dos Equis?? TMIMMITW only drinks Vaca Muerta. > > > > > > > > - Original Message > > From: Thunder Stone > > To: mike ; > meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > > Sent: Thu, January 27, 2011 5:15:59 PM > > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting > Meteorite Man in the > > World > > > > > > But the question remains: > > > > Do you drink Dos Equis > > > > > >> Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 > >> From: meteoritem...@gmail.com > >> To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > >> Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting > Meteorite Man in the World > >> > >> Greetings List Members, > >> > >> Having just returned from hunting meteorites in > Antarctica (in my > >> shorts), I thought I would share some of the > things that make me - The > >> Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > >> > >> > >> I once came home empty-handed from > meteorite-hunting, just to see what > >> it felt like. > >> > >> Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > >> > >> My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > >> > >> All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > >> > >> Museum curators give me their keys. > >> > >> My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron > microprobe. > >> > >> Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > >> > >> If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will > name it after me. > >> > >> Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite > fall. > >> > >> All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > >> > >> Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > >> > >> If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it > will always be an > > achondrite. > >> > >> The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > >> > >> I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > >> > >> All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of > meteorite. > >> > >> NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle > all of their > >> meteorites with bare hands. > >> > >> I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never > pay too much. > >> > >> My touch removes caliche. > >> > >> The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because > they are sad and miss > >> me. > >> > >> Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > >> > >> All of my export permits are approved instantly. > >> > >> I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > >> > >> If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exact
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Greetings List Members, I only drink fine coffee, but if I were to drink beer, it would be Dos Equis. For those who want to live vicariously through me, here are some more reasons I am the Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World : I put the "HEDO" in Hedonism. When I give a meteorite to Chicago Steve, he keeps it for life. My garden is a strewnfield. I won the Meteoritical Society's Lifetime Achievement Award - twice. When ANSMET first arrived at the Thiel Mountains, I was waiting with a thermos of hot coffee. When Google receives a meteorite-related query, they call me. My metal detector's discriminator will ignore ugly meteorites. I once found a meteorite in Shangri-La. Best regards and happy huntings, MikeG -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- On 1/27/11, Frank Cressy wrote: > Dos Equis?? TMIMMITW only drinks Vaca Muerta. > > > > - Original Message > From: Thunder Stone > To: mike ; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > Sent: Thu, January 27, 2011 5:15:59 PM > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > > But the question remains: > > Do you drink Dos Equis > > >> Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 >> From: meteoritem...@gmail.com >> To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com >> Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World >> >> Greetings List Members, >> >> Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my >> shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The >> Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. >> >> >> I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what >> it felt like. >> >> Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. >> >> My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. >> >> All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. >> >> Museum curators give me their keys. >> >> My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. >> >> Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. >> >> If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. >> >> Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. >> >> All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. >> >> Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. >> >> If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an > achondrite. >> >> The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. >> >> I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. >> >> All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. >> >> NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their >> meteorites with bare hands. >> >> I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. >> >> My touch removes caliche. >> >> The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss >> me. >> >> Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. >> >> All of my export permits are approved instantly. >> >> I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. >> >> If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will > fall. >> >> My glasses are cross-polarized. >> >> My touch will etch a polished iron. >> >> I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. >> >> Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. >> >> My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are >> polished lunaites. >> >> All of my pets can find meteorites. >> >> "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. >> >> More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty >> >> >> -- >> Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites >> >> Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com >> Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone >> News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 >> Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone >> Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com >> EOM - http://www.encyclop
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Dos Equis?? TMIMMITW only drinks Vaca Muerta. - Original Message From: Thunder Stone To: mike ; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com Sent: Thu, January 27, 2011 5:15:59 PM Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World But the question remains: Do you drink Dos Equis > Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 > From: meteoritem...@gmail.com > To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World > > Greetings List Members, > > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > > > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what > it felt like. > > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > > Museum curators give me their keys. > > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. > > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. > > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. > > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an achondrite. > > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. > > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their > meteorites with bare hands. > > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. > > My touch removes caliche. > > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss me. > > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > > All of my export permits are approved instantly. > > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will fall. > > My glasses are cross-polarized. > > My touch will etch a polished iron. > > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. > > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. > > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are > polished lunaites. > > All of my pets can find meteorites. > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. > > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty > > > -- > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > --- > __ > Visit the Archives at >http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > > __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
But the question remains: Do you drink Dos Equis > Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 > From: meteoritem...@gmail.com > To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World > > Greetings List Members, > > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > > > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what > it felt like. > > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > > Museum curators give me their keys. > > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. > > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. > > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. > > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an > achondrite. > > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. > > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their > meteorites with bare hands. > > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. > > My touch removes caliche. > > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss me. > > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > > All of my export permits are approved instantly. > > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will > fall. > > My glasses are cross-polarized. > > My touch will etch a polished iron. > > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. > > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. > > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are > polished lunaites. > > All of my pets can find meteorites. > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. > > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty > > > -- > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > --- > __ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
You need his picture - hope he has a beard > From: j...@hc.fdn.com > To: thetop...@aol.com; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 23:46:31 -0500 > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World > > > Hello all, > > Too Good to pass up. > This is not only clever, to me this is a Classic! > > I want to print this post, have it professionally framed, meet with Mike and > have him sign it (if he agrees), we'll both package it and send it to Capt. > Blood for his auction in 2012. > > Yea/Nay? > > John Lutzon > IMCA# 1896 > > > - Original Message - > From: "Larry Atkins" > To: ; > Sent: Wednesday, January 26, 2011 9:34 PM > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > > > "My glasses are cross polarized." Now that's funny! > > > > Very Clever Michael, > > > > Stay Thirsty My Friend! > > > > > > Sincerely, > > Larry Atkins > > > > IMCA # 1941 > > Ebay alienrockfarm > > > > > > > > -Original Message- > > From: Michael Gilmer > > To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > > Sent: Wed, Jan 26, 2011 9:12 pm > > Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World > > > > > > Greetings List Members, > > > > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my > > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The > > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > > > > > > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what > > it felt like. > > > > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > > > > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > > > > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > > > > Museum curators give me their keys. > > > > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. > > > > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > > > > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. > > > > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. > > > > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > > > > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > > > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an > > achondrite. > > > > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > > > > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > > > > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. > > > > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their > > meteorites with bare hands. > > > > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. > > > > My touch removes caliche. > > > > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss > > me. > > > > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > > > > All of my export permits are approved instantly. > > > > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > > > > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will > > fall. > > > > My glasses are cross-polarized. > > > > My touch will etch a polished iron. > > > > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. > > > > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. > > > > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are > > polished lunaites. > > > > All of my pets can find meteorites. > > > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. > > > > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty > > > > > > -- > > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > > --- > > __ > > Visit the Archives at > > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > > Meteorite-list mailing list > > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Black magic woman ... :-) - Original Message - From: "Richard Kowalski" To: Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011 9:55 PM Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World That's what was happening to me every time I entered Anne Black's room here in Tucson last year! :) -- Richard Kowalski Full Moon Photography IMCA #1081 --- On Thu, 1/27/11, Matthias Bärmann wrote: When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering: "Hi, Dad!" __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
That's what was happening to me every time I entered Anne Black's room here in Tucson last year! :) -- Richard Kowalski Full Moon Photography IMCA #1081 --- On Thu, 1/27/11, Matthias Bärmann wrote: > When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them > whispering: "Hi, > Dad!" __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
...and your brustseite doesn't know the word "silicon". -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- Von: Michael Gilmer [mailto:meteoritem...@gmail.com] Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 17:21 An: Matthias Bärmann Cc: Alexander Seidel; Martin Altmann; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World Greetings List Members, A few more points to consider about the Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World - The diamonds on my blades are flawless. It's difficult to draw blood from me because I have shock veins. My irons are silicated, my woods have Sikhotes embedded in them, and I have no handicap. Weathering makes me look more distinguished. My furniture is finished with desert varnish. My opinions are completely unequilibrated. When I trade, everyone comes out ahead. Now I smell a fine Mandheling with my name on it. :) Best regards and happy huntings, MikeG -- -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- On 1/27/11, Matthias Bärmann wrote: > > When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering: "Hi, > Dad!" > > > - Original Message - > From: "Alexander Seidel" > To: "Martin Altmann" ; > > Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011 4:05 PM > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > >> >>> "My blood group is W0". >>> "I set up a macroscope for fat sections." >> >> >> I´m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my lipping resembles Mick >> Jagger!" >> >> >> >> >>> -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- >>> Von: meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com >>> [mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von >>> Alexander Seidel >>> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39 >>> An: Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com >>> Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the >>> World >>> >>> "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and >>> Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some >>> time, >>> if my spare time allows!" >>> >>> :-) Alex >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Original-Nachricht >>> > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 >>> > Von: Michael Gilmer >>> > An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com >>> > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the >>> World >>> >>> > Greetings List Members, >>> > >>> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my >>> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The >>> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. >>> > >>> > >>> > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what >>> > it felt like. >>> > >>> > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. >>> > >>> > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. >>> > >>> > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. >>> > >>> > Museum curators give me their keys. >>> > >>> > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. >>> > >>> > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. >>> > >>> > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. >>> > >>> > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. >>> > >>> > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. >>> > >>> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. >>> > >>> > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an >>> > achondrite. >>> > >>> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. >>> > >>> > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. >>> > >>> > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. >>> >
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Greetings List Members, A few more points to consider about the Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World - The diamonds on my blades are flawless. It's difficult to draw blood from me because I have shock veins. My irons are silicated, my woods have Sikhotes embedded in them, and I have no handicap. Weathering makes me look more distinguished. My furniture is finished with desert varnish. My opinions are completely unequilibrated. When I trade, everyone comes out ahead. Now I smell a fine Mandheling with my name on it. :) Best regards and happy huntings, MikeG -- -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- On 1/27/11, Matthias Bärmann wrote: > > When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering: "Hi, > Dad!" > > > - Original Message - > From: "Alexander Seidel" > To: "Martin Altmann" ; > > Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011 4:05 PM > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > >> >>> "My blood group is W0". >>> "I set up a macroscope for fat sections." >> >> >> I´m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my lipping resembles Mick >> Jagger!" >> >> >> >> >>> -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- >>> Von: meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com >>> [mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von >>> Alexander Seidel >>> Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39 >>> An: Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com >>> Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the >>> World >>> >>> "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and >>> Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some >>> time, >>> if my spare time allows!" >>> >>> :-) Alex >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Original-Nachricht >>> > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 >>> > Von: Michael Gilmer >>> > An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com >>> > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the >>> World >>> >>> > Greetings List Members, >>> > >>> > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my >>> > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The >>> > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. >>> > >>> > >>> > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what >>> > it felt like. >>> > >>> > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. >>> > >>> > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. >>> > >>> > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. >>> > >>> > Museum curators give me their keys. >>> > >>> > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. >>> > >>> > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. >>> > >>> > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. >>> > >>> > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. >>> > >>> > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. >>> > >>> > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. >>> > >>> > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an >>> > achondrite. >>> > >>> > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. >>> > >>> > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. >>> > >>> > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. >>> > >>> > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their >>> > meteorites with bare hands. >>> > >>> > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. >>> > >>> > My touch removes caliche. >>> > >>> > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, be
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
When I meet meteorites and say "hello", I always hear them whispering: "Hi, Dad!" - Original Message - From: "Alexander Seidel" To: "Martin Altmann" ; Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2011 4:05 PM Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World "My blood group is W0". "I set up a macroscope for fat sections." I´m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my lipping resembles Mick Jagger!" -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- Von: meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com [mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von Alexander Seidel Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39 An: Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some time, if my spare time allows!" :-) Alex Original-Nachricht > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 > Von: Michael Gilmer > An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World > Greetings List Members, > > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > > > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what > it felt like. > > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > > Museum curators give me their keys. > > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. > > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. > > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. > > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an > achondrite. > > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. > > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their > meteorites with bare hands. > > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. > > My touch removes caliche. > > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss > me. > > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > > All of my export permits are approved instantly. > > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will > fall. > > My glasses are cross-polarized. > > My touch will etch a polished iron. > > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. > > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. > > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are > polished lunaites. > > All of my pets can find meteorites. > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. > > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty > > > -- > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > --- > __ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/m
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
> I'm guessing Chuck Norris is the curator of your collection! "Chuck who I don´t care for losers!" > On 27 January 2011 12:38, Alexander Seidel wrote: > > > "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and > > Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some > time, > > if my spare time allows!" > > > > :-) Alex > > > > > > > > > > Original-Nachricht > > > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 > > > Von: Michael Gilmer > > > An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > > > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > > > > Greetings List Members, > > > > > > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my > > > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The > > > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > > > > > > > > > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what > > > it felt like. > > > > > > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > > > > > > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > > > > > > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > > > > > > Museum curators give me their keys. > > > > > > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. > > > > > > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > > > > > > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. > > > > > > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. > > > > > > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > > > > > > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > > > > > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an > > > achondrite. > > > > > > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > > > > > > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > > > > > > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. > > > > > > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their > > > meteorites with bare hands. > > > > > > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. > > > > > > My touch removes caliche. > > > > > > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and > miss > > > me. > > > > > > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > > > > > > All of my export permits are approved instantly. > > > > > > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > > > > > > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite > will > > > fall. > > > > > > My glasses are cross-polarized. > > > > > > My touch will etch a polished iron. > > > > > > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. > > > > > > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. > > > > > > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are > > > polished lunaites. > > > > > > All of my pets can find meteorites. > > > > > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. > > > > > > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty > > > > > > > > > -- > > > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > > > > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > > > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > > > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > > > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > > > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > > > EOM - > http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > > > > --- > > > __ > > > Visit the Archives at > > > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > > > Meteorite-list mailing list > > > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > > > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > > __ > > Visit the Archives at > > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > > Meteorite-list mailing list > > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > > __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
My tax return is longer than that of Mr.Smith. My main mass scares even my doc. My anvil is made of a hammer. -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- Von: Alexander Seidel [mailto:g...@gmx.net] Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 16:05 An: Martin Altmann; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World > "My blood group is W0". > "I set up a macroscope for fat sections." I´m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my lipping resembles Mick Jagger!" > -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- > Von: meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com > [mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von > Alexander Seidel > Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39 > An: Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and > Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some time, > if my spare time allows!" > > :-) Alex > > > > > Original-Nachricht > > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 > > Von: Michael Gilmer > > An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > > Greetings List Members, > > > > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my > > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The > > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > > > > > > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what > > it felt like. > > > > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > > > > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > > > > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > > > > Museum curators give me their keys. > > > > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. > > > > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > > > > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. > > > > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. > > > > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > > > > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > > > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an > > achondrite. > > > > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > > > > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > > > > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. > > > > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their > > meteorites with bare hands. > > > > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. > > > > My touch removes caliche. > > > > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss > > me. > > > > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > > > > All of my export permits are approved instantly. > > > > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > > > > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite > will > > fall. > > > > My glasses are cross-polarized. > > > > My touch will etch a polished iron. > > > > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. > > > > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. > > > > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are > > polished lunaites. > > > > All of my pets can find meteorites. > > > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. > > > > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty > > > > > > -- > > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > > --- > > __ > > Visit the Archives at > > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > > Meteorite-list mailing list > > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
> "My blood group is W0". > "I set up a macroscope for fat sections." I´m oriented! My flow lines are tsunami waves, my lipping resembles Mick Jagger!" > -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- > Von: meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com > [mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von > Alexander Seidel > Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39 > An: Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and > Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some time, > if my spare time allows!" > > :-) Alex > > > > > Original-Nachricht > > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 > > Von: Michael Gilmer > > An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > > Greetings List Members, > > > > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my > > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The > > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > > > > > > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what > > it felt like. > > > > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > > > > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > > > > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > > > > Museum curators give me their keys. > > > > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. > > > > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > > > > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. > > > > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. > > > > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > > > > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > > > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an > > achondrite. > > > > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > > > > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > > > > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. > > > > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their > > meteorites with bare hands. > > > > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. > > > > My touch removes caliche. > > > > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss > > me. > > > > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > > > > All of my export permits are approved instantly. > > > > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > > > > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite > will > > fall. > > > > My glasses are cross-polarized. > > > > My touch will etch a polished iron. > > > > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. > > > > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. > > > > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are > > polished lunaites. > > > > All of my pets can find meteorites. > > > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. > > > > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty > > > > > > -- > > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > > --- > > __ > > Visit the Archives at > > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > > Meteorite-list mailing list > > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > __ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list > > __ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Captain Chondrite is one skeery dude!!! Adam Hupe wrote: > Here are some worth adversaries for the title: > > Captain Chondrite; If he can't find one, nobody can. Note his lapel logo and > flaming hair (serious business): > http://themeteoritesite.com/CaptainChondrite.jpg > > Captian Chondrite distracted by Cleopatra; He attracts all of the babes: > http://themeteoritesite.com/CaptainChondrite-2.jpg > > Meteorite Monster, protector of the Mojave: > http://themeteoritesite.com/Monster.jpg > > Bandito the friendly wind scorpion showing off his hoard: > http://themeteoritesite.com/Shot-1.jpg > > > Happy Hunting, > > Adam > __ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list -- Stuart McDaniel Lawndale, NC __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
"And yesterday, I stepped in to the door, and my children still remembered my name". "After NASA's press conference was over, that the meteorite I found in Queensland, has been proved to be from Venus, Bevan promised me, that I will get a new prison cell with an own toilet!" "I centupled the purchase budget of the Paris collection, when I arranged the fusion of the Nat.Hist.Mus. meteorite section with the Munich chamber pot museum." "I can pronounce Wietrzno-Bobrka for- and backwards." "Chicago-Steve asked me to be his valentine." "I eat CVs and sh.. UREs." "My blood group is W0". "I set up a macroscope for fat sections." -Ursprüngliche Nachricht- Von: meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com [mailto:meteorite-list-boun...@meteoritecentral.com] Im Auftrag von Alexander Seidel Gesendet: Donnerstag, 27. Januar 2011 13:39 An: Michael Gilmer; meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com Betreff: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World "They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some time, if my spare time allows!" :-) Alex Original-Nachricht > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 > Von: Michael Gilmer > An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World > Greetings List Members, > > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > > > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what > it felt like. > > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > > Museum curators give me their keys. > > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. > > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. > > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. > > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an > achondrite. > > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. > > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their > meteorites with bare hands. > > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. > > My touch removes caliche. > > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss > me. > > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > > All of my export permits are approved instantly. > > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will > fall. > > My glasses are cross-polarized. > > My touch will etch a polished iron. > > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. > > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. > > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are > polished lunaites. > > All of my pets can find meteorites. > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. > > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty > > > -- > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > --- > __ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
"They humbly asked me to take care for their Allan Hills 84001, and Semarkona! And I answered: I might take that into consideration some time, if my spare time allows!" :-) Alex Original-Nachricht > Datum: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:12:36 -0500 > Von: Michael Gilmer > An: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > Betreff: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World > Greetings List Members, > > Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my > shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The > Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. > > > I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what > it felt like. > > Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. > > My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. > > All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. > > Museum curators give me their keys. > > My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. > > Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. > > If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. > > Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. > > All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. > > Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. > > If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an > achondrite. > > The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. > > I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. > > All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. > > NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their > meteorites with bare hands. > > I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. > > My touch removes caliche. > > The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss > me. > > Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. > > All of my export permits are approved instantly. > > I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. > > If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will > fall. > > My glasses are cross-polarized. > > My touch will etch a polished iron. > > I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. > > Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. > > My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are > polished lunaites. > > All of my pets can find meteorites. > > "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. > > More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty > > > -- > Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites > > Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone > Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com > EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 > --- > __ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
ARR, Only if 'e grows 'mself a beard an' be surrounded by beautious wenches, ARR! On 1/26/11 8:46 PM, "John L" wrote: > > Hello all, > > Too Good to pass up. > This is not only clever, to me this is a Classic! > > I want to print this post, have it professionally framed, meet with Mike and > have him sign it (if he agrees), we'll both package it and send it to Capt. > Blood for his auction in 2012. > > Yea/Nay? > > John Lutzon > IMCA# 1896 > > > - Original Message - > From: "Larry Atkins" > To: ; > Sent: Wednesday, January 26, 2011 9:34 PM > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the > World > > >> "My glasses are cross polarized." Now that's funny! >> >> Very Clever Michael, >> >> Stay Thirsty My Friend! >> >> >> Sincerely, >> Larry Atkins >> >> IMCA # 1941 >> Ebay alienrockfarm >> >> >> >> -Original Message- >> From: Michael Gilmer >> To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com >> Sent: Wed, Jan 26, 2011 9:12 pm >> Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World >> >> >> Greetings List Members, >> >> Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my >> shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The >> Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. >> >> >> I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what >> it felt like. >> >> Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. >> >> My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. >> >> All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. >> >> Museum curators give me their keys. >> >> My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. >> >> Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. >> >> If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. >> >> Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. >> >> All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. >> >> Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. >> >> If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an >> achondrite. >> >> The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. >> >> I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. >> >> All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. >> >> NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their >> meteorites with bare hands. >> >> I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. >> >> My touch removes caliche. >> >> The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss >> me. >> >> Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. >> >> All of my export permits are approved instantly. >> >> I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. >> >> If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will >> fall. >> >> My glasses are cross-polarized. >> >> My touch will etch a polished iron. >> >> I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. >> >> Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. >> >> My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are >> polished lunaites. >> >> All of my pets can find meteorites. >> >> "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. >> >> More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty >> >> >> -- >> Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites >> >> Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com >> Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone >> News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 >> Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone >> Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com >> EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 >> --- >> __ >> Visit the Archives at >> http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html >> Meteorite-list mailing list >> Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com >> http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list >> __ >> Visit the Archives at >> http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html >> Meteorite-list mailing list >> Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com >> http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list >> > > __ > Visit the Archives at > http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html > Meteorite-list mailing list > Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Here are some worth adversaries for the title: Captain Chondrite; If he can't find one, nobody can. Note his lapel logo and flaming hair (serious business): http://themeteoritesite.com/CaptainChondrite.jpg Captian Chondrite distracted by Cleopatra; He attracts all of the babes: http://themeteoritesite.com/CaptainChondrite-2.jpg Meteorite Monster, protector of the Mojave: http://themeteoritesite.com/Monster.jpg Bandito the friendly wind scorpion showing off his hoard: http://themeteoritesite.com/Shot-1.jpg Happy Hunting, Adam __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Hello all, Too Good to pass up. This is not only clever, to me this is a Classic! I want to print this post, have it professionally framed, meet with Mike and have him sign it (if he agrees), we'll both package it and send it to Capt. Blood for his auction in 2012. Yea/Nay? John Lutzon IMCA# 1896 - Original Message - From: "Larry Atkins" To: ; Sent: Wednesday, January 26, 2011 9:34 PM Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World "My glasses are cross polarized." Now that's funny! Very Clever Michael, Stay Thirsty My Friend! Sincerely, Larry Atkins IMCA # 1941 Ebay alienrockfarm -Original Message- From: Michael Gilmer To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com Sent: Wed, Jan 26, 2011 9:12 pm Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World Greetings List Members, Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what it felt like. Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. Museum curators give me their keys. My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an achondrite. The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their meteorites with bare hands. I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. My touch removes caliche. The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss me. Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. All of my export permits are approved instantly. I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will fall. My glasses are cross-polarized. My touch will etch a polished iron. I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are polished lunaites. All of my pets can find meteorites. "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
He doesn't need to go meteorite hunting because they always fall through the roof of his bank right into his safe deposit box. -- Richard Kowalski Full Moon Photography IMCA #1081 __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
"My glasses are cross polarized." Now that's funny! Very Clever Michael, Stay Thirsty My Friend! Sincerely, Larry Atkins IMCA # 1941 Ebay alienrockfarm -Original Message- From: Michael Gilmer To: meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com Sent: Wed, Jan 26, 2011 9:12 pm Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World Greetings List Members, Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what it felt like. Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. Museum curators give me their keys. My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an achondrite. The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their meteorites with bare hands. I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. My touch removes caliche. The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss me. Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. All of my export permits are approved instantly. I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will fall. My glasses are cross-polarized. My touch will etch a polished iron. I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are polished lunaites. All of my pets can find meteorites. "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
Re: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
HA HA HA HA HA My life is now complete---I'M not the only one. John - Original Message - From: "Michael Gilmer" To: Sent: Wednesday, January 26, 2011 9:12 PM Subject: [meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World Greetings List Members, Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what it felt like. Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. Museum curators give me their keys. My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an achondrite. The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their meteorites with bare hands. I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. My touch removes caliche. The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss me. Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. All of my export permits are approved instantly. I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will fall. My glasses are cross-polarized. My touch will etch a polished iron. I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are polished lunaites. All of my pets can find meteorites. "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
[meteorite-list] The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World
Greetings List Members, Having just returned from hunting meteorites in Antarctica (in my shorts), I thought I would share some of the things that make me - The Most Interesting Meteorite Man in the World. I once came home empty-handed from meteorite-hunting, just to see what it felt like. Rare Earth magnets are attracted to me. My silver tongue sets off metal detectors. All of my finds are fully crusted and oriented. Museum curators give me their keys. My visual pairings are as accurate as an electron microprobe. Every meteorite in my collection is a main mass. If a meteorite from Venus is found, NonCom will name it after me. Property owners knock on my door after a meteorite fall. All of my meteorites have a pleasant aroma. Meteoriticists ask for my opinion. If you find a meteorite while hunting with me, it will always be an achondrite. The Smithsonian has me on speed-dial. I can identify minerals and phases at a glance. All of my meteorwrongs turn out to be new types of meteorite. NASA's Johnson Space Center allows me to handle all of their meteorites with bare hands. I have never lost a meteorite auction, and I never pay too much. My touch removes caliche. The meteorites I traded away are rusting, because they are sad and miss me. Every year, a meteorite falls on my birthday. All of my export permits are approved instantly. I have memorized every Meteoritical Bulletin. If I witness a fireball, I can calculate exactly where the meteorite will fall. My glasses are cross-polarized. My touch will etch a polished iron. I could have bought Meteor Crater, but I am waiting for a new one. Harvey Nininger had a tattoo of me. My chessboard is a slab of Esquel pallasite and the pieces are polished lunaites. All of my pets can find meteorites. "No Trespassing" signs make an exception for me. More will be forthcoming, but right now, I am thirsty -- Mike Gilmer - Galactic Stone & Ironworks Meteorites Website - http://www.galactic-stone.com Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone News Feed - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 Twitter - http://twitter.com/galacticstone Meteorite Top List - http://meteorite.gotop100.com EOM - http://www.encyclopedia-of-meteorites.com/collection.aspx?id=1564 --- __ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteoritecentral.com/mailing-list-archives.html Meteorite-list mailing list Meteorite-list@meteoritecentral.com http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
