Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman
If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.auwrote: Very good this one !! You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. -- Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a lookhttp://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/mail/smarterinbox . DISCLAIMER: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment to it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It is sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its own procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the recipients systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender of all responsibility for any consequence of its use. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman
LOL. How true is that!! From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of mark worrall Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 9:33 AM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.au wrote: Very good this one !! You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a look http://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/ma il/smarterinbox . DISCLAIMER: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment to it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It is sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its own procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the recipients systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender of all responsibility for any consequence of its use. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. The information contained in this email is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, you may not disclose or use the information in this email in any way and should destroy any copies. Macquarie does not guarantee the integrity of any emails or attached files. The views or opinions expressed are the author's own and may not reflect the views or opinions of Macquarie. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman
Nice one. On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.au wrote: Very good this one !! You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. -- Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a lookhttp://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/mail/smarterinbox . DISCLAIMER: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment to it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It is sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its own procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the recipients systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender of all responsibility for any consequence of its use. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman
If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on the floor. On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward millward@gmail.comwrote: Nice one. On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.au wrote: Very good this one !! You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. -- Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a lookhttp://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/mail/smarterinbox . DISCLAIMER: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment to it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It is sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its own procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the recipients systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender of all responsibility for any consequence of its use. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman
If it was Mrs Henry she'd go to the bank and pay all the money in. On 3 March 2011 11:44, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on the floor. On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward millward@gmail.comwrote: Nice one. On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.au wrote: Very good this one !! You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. -- Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a lookhttp://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/mail/smarterinbox . DISCLAIMER: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment to it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It is sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its own procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the recipients systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender of all responsibility for any consequence of its use. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman
I think my one was better. I used the analogy of taking money to to the bank for safekeeping as being akin to passing back to the keeper. On 3 March 2011 12:03, Marcus Chantry marcus.chan...@macquarie.com wrote: No, if it was Mrs Henry she'd turn around and pass the purse all the way to the back of the queue! -- *From*: nswolves@googlegroups.com nswolves@googlegroups.com *To*: nswolves@googlegroups.com nswolves@googlegroups.com *Sent*: Thu Mar 03 11:53:25 2011 *Subject*: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Henry she'd go to the bank and pay all the money in. On 3 March 2011 11:44, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on the floor. On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward millward@gmail.comwrote: Nice one. On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.au wrote: Very good this one !! You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. -- Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a lookhttp://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/mail/smarterinbox . DISCLAIMER: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment to it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It is sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its own procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the recipients systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender of all responsibility for any consequence of its use. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. The information contained in this email is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, you may not disclose or use the information in this email in any way and should destroy any copies. Macquarie does not guarantee the integrity of any emails or attached files. The views or opinions expressed are the author's own and may not reflect the views or opinions of Macquarie. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman
Mrs McCarthy would be standing by drooling as Mrs Keogh, with nobody near her, missed the purse by a mile. From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Steven Millward Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 1:59 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Ebanks-Blake, she'd successfully buy the shoes but then realise later that they made her arse look big. If it was Mrs McCarthy, she'd realise that she didn't have any shoes but would go out wearing saucepans on her feet instead. On 3 March 2011 12:03, Marcus Chantry marcus.chan...@macquarie.com wrote: No, if it was Mrs Henry she'd turn around and pass the purse all the way to the back of the queue! _ From: nswolves@googlegroups.com nswolves@googlegroups.com To: nswolves@googlegroups.com nswolves@googlegroups.com Sent: Thu Mar 03 11:53:25 2011 Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Henry she'd go to the bank and pay all the money in. On 3 March 2011 11:44, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on the floor. On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward millward@gmail.com wrote: Nice one. On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.au wrote: Very good this one !! You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. _ Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a look http://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/mail/s marterinbox . DISCLAIMER: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment to it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It is sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its own procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the recipients systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender of all responsibility for any consequence of its use. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. The information contained in this email is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, you may not disclose or use the information in this email in any way and should destroy any copies. Macquarie does not guarantee the integrity of any emails or attached files. The views or opinions expressed are the author's own and may not reflect the views or opinions of Macquarie. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman
I thought Mrs Jarvis would be belting the corner flag with her handbag? _ From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Rog Reet Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 3:17 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman Mrs McCarthy would be standing by drooling as Mrs Keogh, with nobody near her, missed the purse by a mile. From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Steven Millward Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 1:59 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Ebanks-Blake, she'd successfully buy the shoes but then realise later that they made her arse look big. If it was Mrs McCarthy, she'd realise that she didn't have any shoes but would go out wearing saucepans on her feet instead. On 3 March 2011 12:03, Marcus Chantry marcus.chan...@macquarie.com wrote: No, if it was Mrs Henry she'd turn around and pass the purse all the way to the back of the queue! _ From: nswolves@googlegroups.com nswolves@googlegroups.com To: nswolves@googlegroups.com nswolves@googlegroups.com Sent: Thu Mar 03 11:53:25 2011 Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Henry she'd go to the bank and pay all the money in. On 3 March 2011 11:44, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on the floor. On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward millward@gmail.com wrote: Nice one. On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.au wrote: Very good this one !! You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. _ Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a look http://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/mail/s marterinbox . DISCLAIMER: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment to it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It is sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its own procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the recipients systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender of all responsibility for any consequence of its use. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. The information contained in this email is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, you may not disclose or use the information in this email in any way and should destroy any copies. Macquarie does not guarantee the integrity of any emails or attached files. The views or opinions expressed are the author's own and may not reflect the views or opinions of Macquarie. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That
RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman
Could any of you Mrs Strauss fans tell us about her attempts to grab the purse? From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Jeremy Tonks Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 4:06 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman I thought Mrs Jarvis would be belting the corner flag with her handbag? _ From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Rog Reet Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 3:17 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman Mrs McCarthy would be standing by drooling as Mrs Keogh, with nobody near her, missed the purse by a mile. From: nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Steven Millward Sent: Thursday, 3 March 2011 1:59 PM To: nswolves@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Ebanks-Blake, she'd successfully buy the shoes but then realise later that they made her arse look big. If it was Mrs McCarthy, she'd realise that she didn't have any shoes but would go out wearing saucepans on her feet instead. On 3 March 2011 12:03, Marcus Chantry marcus.chan...@macquarie.com wrote: No, if it was Mrs Henry she'd turn around and pass the purse all the way to the back of the queue! _ From: nswolves@googlegroups.com nswolves@googlegroups.com To: nswolves@googlegroups.com nswolves@googlegroups.com Sent: Thu Mar 03 11:53:25 2011 Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman If it was Mrs Henry she'd go to the bank and pay all the money in. On 3 March 2011 11:44, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on the floor. On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward millward@gmail.com wrote: Nice one. On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall markworr...@gmail.com wrote: If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes derekhughes2...@yahoo.com.au wrote: Very good this one !! You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. _ Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a look http://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/mail/s marterinbox . DISCLAIMER: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment to it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It is sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its own procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the recipients systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender of all responsibility for any consequence of its use. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. The information contained in this email is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, you may not disclose or use the information in this email in any way and should destroy any copies.
