RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-15 Thread Jerome Botbol
To start with I am not a recruiter just looking for talented PHP
developers to join my team.

Secondly I am trying to understand why you (Daevid) think that it is
acceptable to try and tarnish the name of my company when you don't even
know us or the work that we produce. One wonders why, if you are so
disinterested in working with us, you bothered to reply at all. As
you've already made up your mind that Cyber-Duck is not a great company
to work for this seems to be an awfully large waste of your time. 

I'm not going to spend hours going into the finer details of our
business strategy with someone whose sole purpose in answering my
initial email is to defame both myself and the company I work for.
Cyber-Duck has an exemplary track record, backed up by a host of digital
media awards and satisfied clients, none of whom have ever been put off
by the name of the company or the highly proficient flash animations on
our website. 

Thanks for the advice on buzzwords- obviously all non net-savvy
potential clients want to spend hours trying to digest page after page
of what, to them, are incomprehensible pseudonyms and abbreviations. 

Jealousy is an unattractive quality Daevid. 

-Original Message-
From: Daevid Vincent [mailto:dae...@daevid.com] 
Sent: 14 September 2009 22:53
To: php-general@lists.php.net
Cc: Jerome Botbol
Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

I'm not trolling, but I am really curious who and why someone thought
Cyber-Duck was a good name (and theme) to use?!? Seriously? 

Personally, I wouldn't work for a company with such a silly name. Is
there
some hidden meaning or is this a personal joke between the founders? I
really am curious. 

http://www.cyber-duck.co.uk is even silly with animated duck-people. 

And I think you need to use more buzzwords and acronyms here We produce
brands and award winning user centered websites with superior web 2.0
technologies. We conduct online marketing to drive traffic and generate
conversions. and Cyber-Duck's ethos is that every interaction should
have
a meaningful purpose. For our clients this means that we focus on
generating
tangible results that are meaningful for businesses. For website users
that
means that we focus on generating a positive experience that will entice
them to buy your product, sign up to your newsletter, comment on your
blog
or distribute your video to their contacts. Perhaps this page will
help:
http://www.robietherobot.com/buzzword.htm

Also, why do you have (http://www.cyber-duck.co.uk/#duck%281%29) :
1 director
3 managers
3 designers
1 programmer -- ONE?!? Sounds like a lot of chiefs and not
enough
indians.

OMFG! They all use duck caricatures. If the name wasn't a deterrent,
this
thought alone would be. I will concede that the History duck - manduck
is
clever. :-)

*sigh*

 -Original Message-
 From: Jerome Botbol [mailto:jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk] 
 Sent: Monday, September 14, 2009 10:38 AM
 To: php-general@lists.php.net
 Subject: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
 
 Hi All,
 
 Cyber-Duck are looking for a highly motivated PHP / CSS Guru 
 to join our blah blah blah...


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RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-15 Thread Jay Blanchard
[snip]
...
[/snip]

Gentlemen...take this offline.

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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Jim Lucas

Is telecommuting acceptable?

Doesn't say one way or the other.

Jim Lucas


Jerome Botbol wrote:
 Hi All,
 
  
 
 Cyber-Duck are looking for a highly motivated PHP / CSS Guru to join our
 award-winning, London based digital agency, specialising in interactive
 media. The coding role will focus on high backend and frontend
 programming to create the next generation Web 2.0 / User Generated
 social portals. Exposure to working with wireframes and flow of control
 documents is highly advantageous.
 
 As a PHP developer you should be able to work under pressure and in a
 larger team. Excellent XHTML, and CSS are skills required. Strong
 Knowledge of JavaScript is required. 
 
  
 
 Essential Skills required:
 
  
 
 * MVC guru 
 * XHTML development / CSS skills
 * Top PHP 5 / MySQL skills 
 * Mootools / jQuery experience
 * JavaScript (AJAX skills are required)
 * Apache / Linux configurations (excellent)
 * Strong understanding of BI principles
 
  
 
 With offices based in borehamwood this is an excellent opportunity to
 work for a company that is focused on generating tangible results that
 are meaningful for businesses. 
 
  
 
 Please emails CV's to j...@cyber-duck.co.uk
 mailto:j...@cyber-duck.co.uk  (reference PHP-Meet-03)
 
  
 
 Cyber-Duck does not work with recruitment consultants. This is not a
 Recruitment Agent Job, this is real opening at Cyber-Duck, no headache,
 come for an interview today if you are a PHP  CSS guru
 
  
 
  
 
 Thanks 
 
 Jerome Botbol
 
 Operations Manager | Cyber-Duck Ltd
 
  
 
 



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RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Jerome Botbol
You would need to work in-house and employed as a full time member of
staff.

We would consider using a freelancer but they would have to be
accessible to come to our officers in North London to work on the
project.

Thanks

Jerome 

-Original Message-
From: Jim Lucas [mailto:li...@cmsws.com] 
Sent: 14 September 2009 18:44
To: Jerome Botbol
Cc: php-general@lists.php.net
Subject: Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED


Is telecommuting acceptable?

Doesn't say one way or the other.

Jim Lucas


Jerome Botbol wrote:
 Hi All,
 
  
 
 Cyber-Duck are looking for a highly motivated PHP / CSS Guru to join
our
 award-winning, London based digital agency, specialising in
interactive
 media. The coding role will focus on high backend and frontend
 programming to create the next generation Web 2.0 / User Generated
 social portals. Exposure to working with wireframes and flow of
control
 documents is highly advantageous.
 
 As a PHP developer you should be able to work under pressure and in a
 larger team. Excellent XHTML, and CSS are skills required. Strong
 Knowledge of JavaScript is required. 
 
  
 
 Essential Skills required:
 
  
 
 * MVC guru 
 * XHTML development / CSS skills
 * Top PHP 5 / MySQL skills 
 * Mootools / jQuery experience
 * JavaScript (AJAX skills are required)
 * Apache / Linux configurations (excellent)
 * Strong understanding of BI principles
 
  
 
 With offices based in borehamwood this is an excellent opportunity to
 work for a company that is focused on generating tangible results that
 are meaningful for businesses. 
 
  
 
 Please emails CV's to j...@cyber-duck.co.uk
 mailto:j...@cyber-duck.co.uk  (reference PHP-Meet-03)
 
  
 
 Cyber-Duck does not work with recruitment consultants. This is not a
 Recruitment Agent Job, this is real opening at Cyber-Duck, no
headache,
 come for an interview today if you are a PHP  CSS guru
 
  
 
  
 
 Thanks 
 
 Jerome Botbol
 
 Operations Manager | Cyber-Duck Ltd
 
  
 
 



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RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Andrea Giammarchi

You are looking for me than, cool!

 Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:38:17 +0100
 From: jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk
 To: php-general@lists.php.net
 Subject: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
 
 Hi All,
 
  
 
 Cyber-Duck are looking for a highly motivated PHP / CSS Guru to join our
 award-winning, London based digital agency, specialising in interactive
 media. The coding role will focus on high backend and frontend
 programming to create the next generation Web 2.0 / User Generated
 social portals. Exposure to working with wireframes and flow of control
 documents is highly advantageous.
 
 As a PHP developer you should be able to work under pressure and in a
 larger team. Excellent XHTML, and CSS are skills required. Strong
 Knowledge of JavaScript is required. 
 
  
 
 Essential Skills required:
 
  
 
 * MVC guru 
 * XHTML development / CSS skills
 * Top PHP 5 / MySQL skills 
 * Mootools / jQuery experience
 * JavaScript (AJAX skills are required)
 * Apache / Linux configurations (excellent)
 * Strong understanding of BI principles
 
  
 
 With offices based in borehamwood this is an excellent opportunity to
 work for a company that is focused on generating tangible results that
 are meaningful for businesses. 
 
  
 
 Please emails CV's to j...@cyber-duck.co.uk
 mailto:j...@cyber-duck.co.uk  (reference PHP-Meet-03)
 
  
 
 Cyber-Duck does not work with recruitment consultants. This is not a
 Recruitment Agent Job, this is real opening at Cyber-Duck, no headache,
 come for an interview today if you are a PHP  CSS guru
 
  
 
  
 
 Thanks 
 
 Jerome Botbol
 
 Operations Manager | Cyber-Duck Ltd
 
  
 

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RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Andrea Giammarchi

I guess I got instantly fired with than rather than then ... nevermind

 From: an_...@hotmail.com
 To: jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk; php-general@lists.php.net
 Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:56:59 +0200
 Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
 
 
 You are looking for me than, cool!
 
  Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:38:17 +0100
  From: jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk
  To: php-general@lists.php.net
  Subject: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
  
  Hi All,
  
   
  
  Cyber-Duck are looking for a highly motivated PHP / CSS Guru to join our
  award-winning, London based digital agency, specialising in interactive
  media. The coding role will focus on high backend and frontend
  programming to create the next generation Web 2.0 / User Generated
  social portals. Exposure to working with wireframes and flow of control
  documents is highly advantageous.
  
  As a PHP developer you should be able to work under pressure and in a
  larger team. Excellent XHTML, and CSS are skills required. Strong
  Knowledge of JavaScript is required. 
  
   
  
  Essential Skills required:
  
   
  
  *   MVC guru 
  *   XHTML development / CSS skills
  *   Top PHP 5 / MySQL skills 
  *   Mootools / jQuery experience
  *   JavaScript (AJAX skills are required)
  *   Apache / Linux configurations (excellent)
  *   Strong understanding of BI principles
  
   
  
  With offices based in borehamwood this is an excellent opportunity to
  work for a company that is focused on generating tangible results that
  are meaningful for businesses. 
  
   
  
  Please emails CV's to j...@cyber-duck.co.uk
  mailto:j...@cyber-duck.co.uk  (reference PHP-Meet-03)
  
   
  
  Cyber-Duck does not work with recruitment consultants. This is not a
  Recruitment Agent Job, this is real opening at Cyber-Duck, no headache,
  come for an interview today if you are a PHP  CSS guru
  
   
  
   
  
  Thanks 
  
  Jerome Botbol
  
  Operations Manager | Cyber-Duck Ltd
  
   
  
 
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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Paul M Foster
On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 08:56:59PM +0200, Andrea Giammarchi wrote:

 
 You are looking for me than, cool!
 

I can vouch for the fact that Andrea believes he's all that.

Paul

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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread mm w
Hello Andrea,

I think it was not the main reason, I am living in California and
still do a lot of careless mistakes and English native people don't
blame me for that, there are able to understand as well as, you are
able to understand when people are doing such mistakes in your native
language,

I think the main problem is the shape: Hello guys I am superman
others are just crap don't listen to them, you can be a good a coder,
but you know people are people, you need somehow to discuss with them,
creating a relationship based on trust.

Best,

On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 12:09 PM, Andrea Giammarchi an_...@hotmail.com wrote:

 I guess I got instantly fired with than rather than then ... nevermind

 From: an_...@hotmail.com
 To: jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk; php-general@lists.php.net
 Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:56:59 +0200
 Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED


 You are looking for me than, cool!

  Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:38:17 +0100
  From: jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk
  To: php-general@lists.php.net
  Subject: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
 
  Hi All,
 
 
 
  Cyber-Duck are looking for a highly motivated PHP / CSS Guru to join our
  award-winning, London based digital agency, specialising in interactive
  media. The coding role will focus on high backend and frontend
  programming to create the next generation Web 2.0 / User Generated
  social portals. Exposure to working with wireframes and flow of control
  documents is highly advantageous.
 
  As a PHP developer you should be able to work under pressure and in a
  larger team. Excellent XHTML, and CSS are skills required. Strong
  Knowledge of JavaScript is required.
 
 
 
  Essential Skills required:
 
 
 
  *   MVC guru
  *   XHTML development / CSS skills
  *   Top PHP 5 / MySQL skills
  *   Mootools / jQuery experience
  *   JavaScript (AJAX skills are required)
  *   Apache / Linux configurations (excellent)
  *   Strong understanding of BI principles
 
 
 
  With offices based in borehamwood this is an excellent opportunity to
  work for a company that is focused on generating tangible results that
  are meaningful for businesses.
 
 
 
  Please emails CV's to j...@cyber-duck.co.uk
  mailto:j...@cyber-duck.co.uk  (reference PHP-Meet-03)
 
 
 
  Cyber-Duck does not work with recruitment consultants. This is not a
  Recruitment Agent Job, this is real opening at Cyber-Duck, no headache,
  come for an interview today if you are a PHP  CSS guru
 
 
 
 
 
  Thanks
 
  Jerome Botbol
 
  Operations Manager | Cyber-Duck Ltd
 
 
 

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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread mm w
Hello, Jerome

I would like to apologize because this kind of behavior is not a good
point for the image of the community,

folks please, if your are interested in this position, just send your
resume and your references to Jerome, without forgetting to activate
your verbose mode.

Best,


On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 12:18 PM, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 Hello Andrea,

 I think it was not the main reason, I am living in California and
 still do a lot of careless mistakes and English native people don't
 blame me for that, there are able to understand as well as, you are
 able to understand when people are doing such mistakes in your native
 language,

 I think the main problem is the shape: Hello guys I am superman
 others are just crap don't listen to them, you can be a good a coder,
 but you know people are people, you need somehow to discuss with them,
 creating a relationship based on trust.

 Best,

 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 12:09 PM, Andrea Giammarchi an_...@hotmail.com 
 wrote:

 I guess I got instantly fired with than rather than then ... nevermind

 From: an_...@hotmail.com
 To: jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk; php-general@lists.php.net
 Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:56:59 +0200
 Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED


 You are looking for me than, cool!

  Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:38:17 +0100
  From: jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk
  To: php-general@lists.php.net
  Subject: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
 
  Hi All,
 
 
 
  Cyber-Duck are looking for a highly motivated PHP / CSS Guru to join our
  award-winning, London based digital agency, specialising in interactive
  media. The coding role will focus on high backend and frontend
  programming to create the next generation Web 2.0 / User Generated
  social portals. Exposure to working with wireframes and flow of control
  documents is highly advantageous.
 
  As a PHP developer you should be able to work under pressure and in a
  larger team. Excellent XHTML, and CSS are skills required. Strong
  Knowledge of JavaScript is required.
 
 
 
  Essential Skills required:
 
 
 
  *   MVC guru
  *   XHTML development / CSS skills
  *   Top PHP 5 / MySQL skills
  *   Mootools / jQuery experience
  *   JavaScript (AJAX skills are required)
  *   Apache / Linux configurations (excellent)
  *   Strong understanding of BI principles
 
 
 
  With offices based in borehamwood this is an excellent opportunity to
  work for a company that is focused on generating tangible results that
  are meaningful for businesses.
 
 
 
  Please emails CV's to j...@cyber-duck.co.uk
  mailto:j...@cyber-duck.co.uk  (reference PHP-Meet-03)
 
 
 
  Cyber-Duck does not work with recruitment consultants. This is not a
  Recruitment Agent Job, this is real opening at Cyber-Duck, no headache,
  come for an interview today if you are a PHP  CSS guru
 
 
 
 
 
  Thanks
 
  Jerome Botbol
 
  Operations Manager | Cyber-Duck Ltd
 
 
 

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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Daniel Brown
On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 15:50, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 Hello, Jerome

 I would like to apologize because this kind of behavior is not a good
 point for the image of the community,

 folks please, if your are interested in this position, just send your
 resume and your references to Jerome, without forgetting to activate
 your verbose mode.

Which part, exactly, do you think is not a good point for the
image of the community?

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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread mm w
Hello Daniel

How Andrea showed up, seriously you can be a good coder but you cannot
be without a minimum of social skills and education, I have the
feeling to be a Circus.

Best,


On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 12:52 PM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote:
 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 15:50, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 Hello, Jerome

 I would like to apologize because this kind of behavior is not a good
 point for the image of the community,

 folks please, if your are interested in this position, just send your
 resume and your references to Jerome, without forgetting to activate
 your verbose mode.

    Which part, exactly, do you think is not a good point for the
 image of the community?

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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Daniel Brown
On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 15:56, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 Hello Daniel

 How Andrea showed up, seriously you can be a good coder but you cannot
 be without a minimum of social skills and education, I have the
 feeling to be a Circus.

Honestly, my opinion is more in how your public down-dressing of
one of your peers reflects upon yourself.

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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread mm w
Hello Daniel,

I am not scared about my reputation, I am just ashamed to welcome
someone like this, I just want to remember to everyone that we are in
a tough economic situation, and when someone is coming with an
interesting offer, you cannot be a troll , and yes somehow I don't
want to be linked to such behaviors and it doesn't reflecting the
community, imagine one day you just land in a place and the first guy
you meet is a crazy one, you just say wooo! there, there are just
crazy people.

Best,

On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 12:58 PM, Daniel Brown danbr...@php.net wrote:
 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 15:56, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 Hello Daniel

 How Andrea showed up, seriously you can be a good coder but you cannot
 be without a minimum of social skills and education, I have the
 feeling to be a Circus.

    Honestly, my opinion is more in how your public down-dressing of
 one of your peers reflects upon yourself.

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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread LinuxManMikeC
On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:56 PM, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 you can be a good coder but you cannot
 be without a minimum of social skills and education

You'd be surprised...

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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread mm w
Hello Mike,

sure like everyone I like sometimes to troll, I don't want to be the
moral warrior guy there, but when you are clever there is a time and
a place to troll not when people offers job, developers like to argue
this is a fact, but you have to know when it's to right time.

Best,

On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:10 PM, LinuxManMikeC linuxmanmi...@gmail.com wrote:
 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:56 PM, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 you can be a good coder but you cannot
 be without a minimum of social skills and education

 You'd be surprised...


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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread LinuxManMikeC
Who's trolling?  I simply and succinctly stated that you don't fully
understand the psychological demographics of IT industry employees.
And frankly, you've done far more to disrupt this thread by riding in
on your high and mighty horse than I did in my 3 word comment.  Mr.
Botbol is a big boy who can sift through the chaff without your help.
Now, so as to not derail things any further, I will summarily STFU.  I
suggest you do the same.

On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 2:19 PM, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 Hello Mike,

 sure like everyone I like sometimes to troll, I don't want to be the
 moral warrior guy there, but when you are clever there is a time and
 a place to troll not when people offers job, developers like to argue
 this is a fact, but you have to know when it's to right time.

 Best,

 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:10 PM, LinuxManMikeC linuxmanmi...@gmail.com 
 wrote:
 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:56 PM, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 you can be a good coder but you cannot
 be without a minimum of social skills and education

 You'd be surprised...



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RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Andrea Giammarchi

Ah ah ah ... guys, you made my days, I cannot believe you are all ready to 
blame somebody else here

I was obviously joking, I did not know php general list was a recruiter place 
and I've never read announcement in upper case here but seriously, you guys are 
so funny to try to force your supremacy even over jokes and that was obviously 
a joke, I am full time employee engineer here but one thing for sure: I am your 
excuse to expose ASAP your ego, your skills, and specially you is the second 
time in two days that blame me replying in such I feel cool way ... that's 
too funny.

Best Regards, I won't reply recruiters anymore here, I promise (ROTFL)

P.S. for Paul, indeed, that is pretty much my cv: http://www.3site.eu/ but 
still, I am not interested, cheers

 Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:18:22 -0700
 From: 0xcafef...@gmail.com
 To: php-general@lists.php.net
 Subject: Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
 
 Hello Andrea,
 
 I think it was not the main reason, I am living in California and
 still do a lot of careless mistakes and English native people don't
 blame me for that, there are able to understand as well as, you are
 able to understand when people are doing such mistakes in your native
 language,
 
 I think the main problem is the shape: Hello guys I am superman
 others are just crap don't listen to them, you can be a good a coder,
 but you know people are people, you need somehow to discuss with them,
 creating a relationship based on trust.
 
 Best,
 
 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 12:09 PM, Andrea Giammarchi an_...@hotmail.com 
 wrote:
 
  I guess I got instantly fired with than rather than then ... nevermind
 
  From: an_...@hotmail.com
  To: jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk; php-general@lists.php.net
  Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:56:59 +0200
  Subject: RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
 
 
  You are looking for me than, cool!
 
   Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:38:17 +0100
   From: jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk
   To: php-general@lists.php.net
   Subject: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
  
   Hi All,
  
  
  
   Cyber-Duck are looking for a highly motivated PHP / CSS Guru to join our
   award-winning, London based digital agency, specialising in interactive
   media. The coding role will focus on high backend and frontend
   programming to create the next generation Web 2.0 / User Generated
   social portals. Exposure to working with wireframes and flow of control
   documents is highly advantageous.
  
   As a PHP developer you should be able to work under pressure and in a
   larger team. Excellent XHTML, and CSS are skills required. Strong
   Knowledge of JavaScript is required.
  
  
  
   Essential Skills required:
  
  
  
   *   MVC guru
   *   XHTML development / CSS skills
   *   Top PHP 5 / MySQL skills
   *   Mootools / jQuery experience
   *   JavaScript (AJAX skills are required)
   *   Apache / Linux configurations (excellent)
   *   Strong understanding of BI principles
  
  
  
   With offices based in borehamwood this is an excellent opportunity to
   work for a company that is focused on generating tangible results that
   are meaningful for businesses.
  
  
  
   Please emails CV's to j...@cyber-duck.co.uk
   mailto:j...@cyber-duck.co.uk  (reference PHP-Meet-03)
  
  
  
   Cyber-Duck does not work with recruitment consultants. This is not a
   Recruitment Agent Job, this is real opening at Cyber-Duck, no headache,
   come for an interview today if you are a PHP  CSS guru
  
  
  
  
  
   Thanks
  
   Jerome Botbol
  
   Operations Manager | Cyber-Duck Ltd
  
  
  
 
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RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Andrea Giammarchi

Wht is exactly your problem?
If I am that bad I have simply removed myself from the list of possible 
candidates, if I ever had a chance.

Keep blaming other feeling the ruler here does not put you in a better position 
than a troll.

I am sorry for the original message 'cause I thought recruiters where not 
allowed here (in jQuery dev, dojo, chrome, others, I have never seen recruiter 
inside ML)

But if you behave like that all the time I would consider you an element with 
over-reaction problems, not truly a good team player.

I live this post and sorry again to original authors.

Best Regards

 Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:19:19 -0700
 From: 0xcafef...@gmail.com
 To: linuxmanmi...@gmail.com
 CC: php-general@lists.php.net
 Subject: Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
 
 Hello Mike,
 
 sure like everyone I like sometimes to troll, I don't want to be the
 moral warrior guy there, but when you are clever there is a time and
 a place to troll not when people offers job, developers like to argue
 this is a fact, but you have to know when it's to right time.
 
 Best,
 
 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:10 PM, LinuxManMikeC linuxmanmi...@gmail.com 
 wrote:
  On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:56 PM, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
  you can be a good coder but you cannot
  be without a minimum of social skills and education
 
  You'd be surprised...
 
 
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Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread mm w
Dear Mikey Mouse

you are the only one to thing so, and here the only guy who is riding
a Donkey is you, I have no problem with Andrea is a smart guy, but
just said it's kind of not a good point to troll when a recruiter is
looking for someone and I am sorry I did not say you were trolling
secondable I have 2 decates of coding behind me and also recruiting
people for a well known huge company so if I don't fully understand
the psychological demographics... yes and unfortunately is not
something to be proud and certainly not excuse and a way to look for,
before suggesting something to someone you need skills that you don't
seem to have and even able to acquire.

Best,


On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:37 PM, LinuxManMikeC linuxmanmi...@gmail.com wrote:
 Who's trolling?  I simply and succinctly stated that you don't fully
 understand the psychological demographics of IT industry employees.
 And frankly, you've done far more to disrupt this thread by riding in
 on your high and mighty horse than I did in my 3 word comment.  Mr.
 Botbol is a big boy who can sift through the chaff without your help.
 Now, so as to not derail things any further, I will summarily STFU.  I
 suggest you do the same.

 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 2:19 PM, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 Hello Mike,

 sure like everyone I like sometimes to troll, I don't want to be the
 moral warrior guy there, but when you are clever there is a time and
 a place to troll not when people offers job, developers like to argue
 this is a fact, but you have to know when it's to right time.

 Best,

 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:10 PM, LinuxManMikeC linuxmanmi...@gmail.com 
 wrote:
 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:56 PM, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
 you can be a good coder but you cannot
 be without a minimum of social skills and education

 You'd be surprised...




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RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Daevid Vincent
I'm not trolling, but I am really curious who and why someone thought
Cyber-Duck was a good name (and theme) to use?!? Seriously? 

Personally, I wouldn't work for a company with such a silly name. Is there
some hidden meaning or is this a personal joke between the founders? I
really am curious. 

http://www.cyber-duck.co.uk is even silly with animated duck-people. 

And I think you need to use more buzzwords and acronyms here We produce
brands and award winning user centered websites with superior web 2.0
technologies. We conduct online marketing to drive traffic and generate
conversions. and Cyber-Duck's ethos is that every interaction should have
a meaningful purpose. For our clients this means that we focus on generating
tangible results that are meaningful for businesses. For website users that
means that we focus on generating a positive experience that will entice
them to buy your product, sign up to your newsletter, comment on your blog
or distribute your video to their contacts. Perhaps this page will help:
http://www.robietherobot.com/buzzword.htm

Also, why do you have (http://www.cyber-duck.co.uk/#duck%281%29) :
1 director
3 managers
3 designers
1 programmer -- ONE?!? Sounds like a lot of chiefs and not enough
indians.

OMFG! They all use duck caricatures. If the name wasn't a deterrent, this
thought alone would be. I will concede that the History duck - manduck is
clever. :-)

*sigh*

 -Original Message-
 From: Jerome Botbol [mailto:jer...@cyber-duck.co.uk] 
 Sent: Monday, September 14, 2009 10:38 AM
 To: php-general@lists.php.net
 Subject: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
 
 Hi All,
 
 Cyber-Duck are looking for a highly motivated PHP / CSS Guru 
 to join our blah blah blah...


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RE: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED

2009-09-14 Thread Andrea Giammarchi

I have already said I am sorry and I explained the reason I replied in such 
joking way.



Now, I am sure you can understand, since you say you use this ML for
recruitment as well, that it would be nice to leave this subject as
clear as possible.



I would even suggest authors to create a new post where I will not
reply at all, and hopefully you neither, so 90% of noise will be
removed.



Regards

 Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:43:01 -0700
 From: 0xcafef...@gmail.com
 To: linuxmanmi...@gmail.com
 CC: php-general@lists.php.net
 Subject: Re: [PHP] PHP GURU NEEDED
 
 Dear Mikey Mouse
 
 you are the only one to thing so, and here the only guy who is riding
 a Donkey is you, I have no problem with Andrea is a smart guy, but
 just said it's kind of not a good point to troll when a recruiter is
 looking for someone and I am sorry I did not say you were trolling
 secondable I have 2 decates of coding behind me and also recruiting
 people for a well known huge company so if I don't fully understand
 the psychological demographics... yes and unfortunately is not
 something to be proud and certainly not excuse and a way to look for,
 before suggesting something to someone you need skills that you don't
 seem to have and even able to acquire.
 
 Best,
 
 
 On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:37 PM, LinuxManMikeC linuxmanmi...@gmail.com 
 wrote:
  Who's trolling?  I simply and succinctly stated that you don't fully
  understand the psychological demographics of IT industry employees.
  And frankly, you've done far more to disrupt this thread by riding in
  on your high and mighty horse than I did in my 3 word comment.  Mr.
  Botbol is a big boy who can sift through the chaff without your help.
  Now, so as to not derail things any further, I will summarily STFU.  I
  suggest you do the same.
 
  On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 2:19 PM, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
  Hello Mike,
 
  sure like everyone I like sometimes to troll, I don't want to be the
  moral warrior guy there, but when you are clever there is a time and
  a place to troll not when people offers job, developers like to argue
  this is a fact, but you have to know when it's to right time.
 
  Best,
 
  On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:10 PM, LinuxManMikeC linuxmanmi...@gmail.com 
  wrote:
  On Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 1:56 PM, mm w 0xcafef...@gmail.com wrote:
  you can be a good coder but you cannot
  be without a minimum of social skills and education
 
  You'd be surprised...
 
 
 
 
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