Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-27 Thread Dotan Cohen
On 27/07/07, David Robley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > Of course, one should not forgot Debbie Does DocType...
> >
> I guess that would have an opening scene with dialog something like:
>
> "I hope you don't mind me sharing memory while you are processing an array"
> as the processor flicks garbage collected data into /dev/null
>

Just thinking about it overflows my buffer.

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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-27 Thread David Robley
Dotan Cohen wrote:

> On 24/07/07, Ryan A <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>> > Php Fiction? Rasmus's List? Codin' in the Rain?
>>
>> LOL! That was good! Thanks needed that!
>>
>>
> 
> Of course, one should not forgot Debbie Does DocType...
> 
> Dotan Cohen
> 

Now you owe me a new keyboard that isn't full of a mouthful of beer :-)

I guess that would have an opening scene with dialog something like:

"I hope you don't mind me sharing memory while you are processing an array"
as the processor flicks garbage collected data into /dev/null



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RE: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online? OT

2007-07-25 Thread Ryan A
Hey,

> I don't use "Tedd" anymore, because that was my
> previous life when I 
> used to have purpose. 

For what its worth, I do think your life has a purpose
and you are living it, I for one would be quite sad if
I didnt see any more postings from you on this list
and would miss you... as would quite a few others on
this list.
Infact everytime i see a shopping cart thread I think
of you ;) and wouldnt hesitate to recommend you for
the job.

I am sure your family and friends would be quite upset
if they heard the above sentance as you (I am sure)
have quite a purpose in their lives.

You told me before life dealt you a bad card, but I
think you have bounced back quite a bit from when it
happened, things may never be exactly the same as
before that card... but I seriously doubt that you
have not impacted others after that happened.

HTH... just my humble opinion.

Cheers!
R

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RE: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online? OT

2007-07-25 Thread tedd

At 6:50 AM -0500 7/25/07, Jay Blanchard wrote:

[snip]
Sorry, I've been up for 48 hours -- it's a boy, 8 lb 9 oz -- time to
get some sleep. Maybe tomorrow my son will finally decide on a name
-- the ninth grand-kid.  Maybe he'll name him Rasmus. God, I hope
not.   :-)
[/snip]

Congrats! How about Tedd II - Electric Boogaloo (yes, I know, I am stuck
on a theme)


Thanks, but you did hit on an interesting family custom. My father's 
name was Theodore, but went by the name of Ted. He hated the name 
Theodore, but liked Ted.


Throughout his life people kept telling him that his name was short 
for Theodore. So, when it came to naming me, he added and extra "d" 
and made it "Tedd" so people couldn't confuse it with Theodore. When 
I had a son, I considered naming him "Teddd", but thought it might be 
a bit strange.


I don't use "Tedd" anymore, because that was my previous life when I 
used to have purpose. Now a simpler "tedd" has risen from the ashes 
with no purpose whatsoever -- it makes life so much easier.


Cheers,

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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-25 Thread tedd

At 9:36 AM +0300 7/25/07, Dotan Cohen wrote:

Raising a baby is like working with Windows: every error returns the
same error message (wah). Troubleshotting is simply saying OK, OK, OK
[, FINISH] to the wife whenever she's talking about the baby. And
instead of sleeping at night, you're up trying to fix something that
you don't understand.


Boy did those get a laugh out of me -- each could be a notable quote.

Working with Windows is like raising a baby: every error returns the
same error message (wah).  LOL!

Outstanding!

Thanks for sharing.

tedd

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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-25 Thread Ryan A

--- Robert Cummings <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> On Tue, 2007-07-24 at 21:09 -0400, tedd wrote:
> >
> > Sorry, I've been up for 48 hours -- it's a boy, 8
> lb 9 oz -- time to 
> > get some sleep. Maybe tomorrow my son will finally
> decide on a name 
> > -- the ninth grand-kid.  Maybe he'll name him
> Rasmus. God, I hope 
> > not.   :-)

Congrats! I hope the kid has the best of health!

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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-25 Thread Ryan A

--- Dotan Cohen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> On 24/07/07, Ryan A <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > > Php Fiction? Rasmus's List? Codin' in the Rain?
> >
> > LOL! That was good! Thanks needed that!
> >
> >
> 
> Of course, one should not forgot Debbie Does
> DocType...
> 

Ok... I get it, I'm a geek for laughing out loud at that..

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RE: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online? OT

2007-07-25 Thread Jay Blanchard
[snip]
Sorry, I've been up for 48 hours -- it's a boy, 8 lb 9 oz -- time to 
get some sleep. Maybe tomorrow my son will finally decide on a name 
-- the ninth grand-kid.  Maybe he'll name him Rasmus. God, I hope 
not.   :-)
[/snip]

Congrats! How about Tedd II - Electric Boogaloo (yes, I know, I am stuck
on a theme) 

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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-24 Thread Dotan Cohen

On 25/07/07, Auto-Deppe, C. Haensel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> On 25/07/07, tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> Sorry, I've been up for 48 hours -- it's a boy, 8 lb 9 oz -- time to
>> get some sleep. Maybe tomorrow my son will finally decide on a name
>> -- the ninth grand-kid.  Maybe he'll name him Rasmus. God, I hope
>> not.   :-)
>>
>
> Public congratulations. Our home was blessed with a baby girl just
> about 6 months ago. Therefore, we also do not sleep...
>
> Dotan Cohen
>
> http://lyricslist.com/
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Well, I just learned yesterday that my girlfriend is 5th week pregnant...
seems like us programmers and our "biological output" are very healthy
people *g* Gosh, I'm so nervous... it's our first child, and I know it's
gonna be much harder than learning to code and even more fun to bring
something on the screen.


Raising a baby is like working with Windows: every error returns the
same error message (wah). Troubleshotting is simply saying OK, OK, OK
[, FINISH] to the wife whenever she's talking about the baby. And
instead of sleeping at night, you're up trying to fix something that
you don't understand.


I bet his/her first words will be "Hello World" *g*


:) That will be quoted much by me in the future...


All the best mates!

Chris (the guy with the HUGE smile on his face)


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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-24 Thread Dotan Cohen

On 25/07/07, tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Sorry, I've been up for 48 hours -- it's a boy, 8 lb 9 oz -- time to
get some sleep. Maybe tomorrow my son will finally decide on a name
-- the ninth grand-kid.  Maybe he'll name him Rasmus. God, I hope
not.   :-)



Public congratulations. Our home was blessed with a baby girl just
about 6 months ago. Therefore, we also do not sleep...

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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-24 Thread Robert Cummings
On Tue, 2007-07-24 at 21:09 -0400, tedd wrote:
>
> Sorry, I've been up for 48 hours -- it's a boy, 8 lb 9 oz -- time to 
> get some sleep. Maybe tomorrow my son will finally decide on a name 
> -- the ninth grand-kid.  Maybe he'll name him Rasmus. God, I hope 
> not.   :-)

Wooho! Congratulations Gramps! :)

Cheers,
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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-24 Thread tedd

At 12:13 AM +0800 7/25/07, Crayon Shin Chan wrote:

On Tuesday 24 July 2007 06:12, tedd wrote:

 > How about "Rasmus Lerdorf, Lord of the Code"

I thought it was supposed to be based on a Potter book?



Nah, let's make it a brain teaser. Where can these be found?

The Little Rasmus

O Rasmus, Rasmus, where art thou Rasmus?

Rasmus?! Rasmus?! We don't need no stinking Rasmus.

Reading, writing, and Rasmus

Four score and seven Rasmus ago...

In the beginning there was Rasmus, and it was good.

We have nothing to Rasmus but Rasmus itself.

Catch a Rasmus by it's toe..

In Rasmus we trust.

Frankly Rasmus, I don't give a damn.

The Rasmus Zone.

The Howdy Rasmus show.

Have Rasmus will Travel.

The land that Rasmus forgot.

Znane Rasmus

Fifteen minutes of Rasmus.

Sixty seconds over Rasmus.

Sorry, I've been up for 48 hours -- it's a boy, 8 lb 9 oz -- time to 
get some sleep. Maybe tomorrow my son will finally decide on a name 
-- the ninth grand-kid.  Maybe he'll name him Rasmus. God, I hope 
not.   :-)


Cheers,

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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-24 Thread Dotan Cohen

On 24/07/07, Ryan A <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:


> Php Fiction? Rasmus's List? Codin' in the Rain?

LOL! That was good! Thanks needed that!




Of course, one should not forgot Debbie Does DocType...

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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-24 Thread Ryan A

> Php Fiction? Rasmus's List? Codin' in the Rain?

LOL! That was good! Thanks needed that!

Cheers!
R


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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-24 Thread Crayon Shin Chan
On Tuesday 24 July 2007 06:12, tedd wrote:

> How about "Rasmus Lerdorf, Lord of the Code"

I thought it was supposed to be based on a Potter book?

How about "Rasmus Lerdorf, Prisoner of ASP".

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Re: Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-23 Thread Dotan Cohen

On 24/07/07, tedd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:


How about "Rasmus Lerdorf, Lord of the Code"

I think we could go on and on with this.



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Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-23 Thread tedd

At 4:21 PM +0100 7/23/07, Richard Davey wrote:

Hi Crayon,

Monday, July 23, 2007, 4:09:57 PM, you wrote:


 On Monday 23 July 2007 22:26, Larry Garfield wrote:



 So when does "Rasmus Lerdorf and the Deathly Hallows" open in theaters?



 They've got to make "Rasmus Lerdorf and the Order of the PHP" first.


Or even "Rasmus Lerdorf and the Order of Function Arguments" :)



How about "Rasmus Lerdorf, Lord of the Code"

I think we could go on and on with this.

Cheers,

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Re[2]: [PHP] Pirate PHP books online?

2007-07-23 Thread Richard Davey
Hi Crayon,

Monday, July 23, 2007, 4:09:57 PM, you wrote:

> On Monday 23 July 2007 22:26, Larry Garfield wrote:

>> So when does "Rasmus Lerdorf and the Deathly Hallows" open in theaters?

> They've got to make "Rasmus Lerdorf and the Order of the PHP" first.

Or even "Rasmus Lerdorf and the Order of Function Arguments" :)

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