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Para você que lê inglês, esta é imperdível! FUNNY 'ENGLISH' NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD! Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an 'E' for Effort. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results. A sign posted in Germany's Black forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: - English well talking. - Here speeching American. -- [], 1.000ton _ \__(===/_=_/ .--'-`--.___ Visite Minha Home Page: \ \ `,--,-.___.' http://users.sti.com.br/yamato .--`\\--'../ http://users.sti.com.br/stoledo '---._./] http://sites.uol.com.br/filpo http://users.sti.com.br/gtraxx Nós saudamos as estrelas
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Pessoal, hoje dia 19/11/99 estamos comemorando 110 anos da bandeira nacional(no seu atual formato) por isto venho pedir encarecidamente que respeitemos a língua pátria, vamos fazer fazer um acordo de mandar somente piadas em português. Abraços Hélio lage Milton Roberto y Goya gravada: Para você que lê inglês, esta é imperdível! FUNNY 'ENGLISH' NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD! Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an 'E' for Effort. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results. A sign posted in Germany's Black forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: - English well talking. - Here speeching American. -- [], 1.000ton
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vamos mandar tmbm piadas em russo -Mensagem original- De: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Em nome de Hélio Antonio Martins Lage Enviada em: Sexta-feira, 19 de Novembro de 1999 13:27 Para: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Assunto: Re: piadas Notices Pessoal, hoje dia 19/11/99 estamos comemorando 110 anos da bandeira nacional(no seu atual formato) por isto venho pedir encarecidamente que respeitemos a língua pátria, vamos fazer fazer um acordo de mandar somente piadas em português. Abraços Hélio lage Milton Roberto y Goya gravada: Para você que lê inglês, esta é imperdível! FUNNY 'ENGLISH' NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD! Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an 'E' for Effort. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results. A sign posted in Germany's Black forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously
