Re: [RedDevils] 7 - 1

2002-12-26 Thread helene blatte
Stuffed at Christmas. I can't believe the players can forget so quickly how
they scared the shit out of the Arse. This afternoon we looked as if we
couldn't be Arsed. 50/50 balls - let the Boro have 'em. Pathetic.

I can't believe players earning £20, 30, 50, 80,000 a week can play like me.

Yeah, we can all have off-days but the players have the right to at least
try. 

There's no doubt we have the talent, but commitment - I have my doubts.

I think more hairdryers in the players stockings are called for.


Dave Blatt


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Re: [RedDevils] FOR SA REDS ONLY

2003-01-16 Thread helene blatte
As an UK Red exiled in France, I know what it feels like to be so near
(spiritually) but so far (physically).

I've followed your exchanges with the suits at OT for the past 3/4 years and
its history of olive branches and broken promises. Why am I saddened but not
surprised at their antics and your action.

May I wish all your fellow Reds the very best for the future. Your own,
overwhelming personal contribution should be recognised by Reds all over the
world. Keep the faith and it's great news to hear that your branch will
rise, phoenix like, from the flames. As they say in the adverts... the new,
improved model will be available from 2003/2004.


regards


Dave Blatt


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[RedDevils] QUEIROZ ... Becks fan

2003-06-26 Thread helene blatte
 

 

CARLOS QUEIROZ kicked off his first day in charge of Real Madrid by singing
the praises of David Beckham.

The new Bernabeu coach chose the Bruce Springsteen anthem Born to Run to sum
up the strength of the England skipper and what he can bring to the Spanish
giants. 

Former Old Trafford No2 Queiroz, who has signed a two-year contract,
declared: David is a brilliant professional, the type of guy who didn't
miss one training session while I was at Manchester United.

He is born to run - and I say that because it's as if he's addicted to
training and working, making himself fitter and stronger.

I like that ethic. And when people ask me whether having Luis Figo and
David Beckham in the same team means that one of them will have to sit on
the bench, then I answer that will only happen when one of them is injured
or out of form. 

Portuguese star Figo currently occupies Becks' usual position on the wide
right of midfield. 

And Queiroz, 50, hinted the time may have arrived for his £25million new boy
to move to a more central position.



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[RedDevils] Yahoo - Barney!

2003-09-09 Thread helene blatte
Hi Barney

Your editorial email address is rejecting my messages. Please contact me off
list so that I can send you my revised intro to the MMMoM article.


regards

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[RedDevils] too close for comfort?

2003-09-09 Thread helene blatte
 
 REUTERS; LON; 04 SEP 2003; SP
 
 Upton Park Chief Terrence Brown has promised
 supporters that the hammer
 sales are over after selling fans in the Bobby Moore
 lower to Chelsea for
 GBP8m, despite claims he would only have to sell the
 fans in the Chicken
 Run. Brown had claimed in May, that the 'nucleus' of
 West Ham support
 would be kept.
 
 Brown's statement released yesterday read:
 Chelsea now have an array of talent on the field, but
 because they have
 no fans, and the ones they do have are crap, Roman
 came in and bid for
 some fans, I had to say yes. Plus they were getting on
 my nerves a bit
 
 As the deal was sealed, those entering the stadium for
 last nights game
 against Bradford, were whisked down to Stamford Bridge
 in coaches and
 ordered to support Chelsea.
 
 One former Hammers fan said:
 
 The board and I had been in discussions for 18 months
 about the renewal
 of my season ticket, but ultimately I just wanted
 Champions League
 football to further my enjoyment of the sport,
 something the club couldn't
 provide. So I've fcuked off to Chelsea with the
 players
 
 Another supporter said:
 I was preparing for life in division 1, when the
 board told me they'd
 sold me to Chelsea cos their fans are so pony. But now
 i'm here I'll
 
 forget about my past and start wearing naff earrings,
 mind you, it seems
 like yesterday I was telling fellow supporters not to
 pi$$ off and leave
 just cos we got relegated
 
 Trevor Brooking insisted today that no more supporters
 would have to be
 sold, despite claims in a newspaper this morning which
 suggested some fans
 would be loaned out to Portsmouth till the end of the
 season.
 
 However, Portsmouth club source stated that's
 
 fiction, because even if we
 did, we'd have nowhere to put them... because our
 ground is a $hit hole.
 
 Brown was unavailable for comment today as he had
 changed the GBP8m into
 five pound notes and was rolling in the money in his
 garden, laughing.
 


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[RedDevils] Much Ado about Little

2003-09-10 Thread helene blatte
Virtually all the media speculation/frenzy since the announcement of Peter
Kenyon's departure has been oh so predictable. I imagine we all could have
written the articles ourselves. From the analytical ramblings of the
broadsheets, stating the obvious, but using some long words to justify their
inflated journalistic wages, to conspiracy theories from the tabloids about
horse trading and the like.

It goes without saying that the Board's plans for globalising the brand
(pass the bucket, mother) will continue unopposed, with those in charge only
a fraction less capable, as Kenyon came from a marketing background and Gill
comes from a financial background. The club's creativity and vision may be
partially curtailed, but whether that is a good or bad thing is open to
debate. 

My principal concern, is that coming from a Martin Edwards financial
background (pass the other bucket, mother) David Gill is more likely to sing
from the Edwards hymn book and put more severe restrictions on Ferguson's
dealings in the transfer market, which I believe would be counter productive
in establishing Manchester United as the biggest and best football club in
the world. 

Without the firmest of foundations in place you cannot build the tallest
buildings. United's foundation is the team. It's the team's successes and
glorious failures over decades that has built up our world-wide reeputation
and support. Without the team and its fans the PLC's global strategy is
built on a house of cards.

The best team means the best players, home grown and transfers, and the best
manager. Much of our success in the 1990's was in spite of, not due to
Fartin' Martin's fiscal policy.

I fervently hope that David Gill turns out to be a goldfish. By that I mean
when he has transferred from his goldfish bowl to the pond, he grows within
his new environment and expands his vision outside the spreadsheet.

Only time will tell. Meanwhile I'm counting down the days to the next United
AGM.  


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Re: [RedDevils] 1958 v Arse

2003-09-20 Thread helene blatte
A couple of years ago I submitted an article to Red News entitled My very
First Time in which I recollected my first match going experiences.
Included was a brief reference to my first ever United game, and believe it
or not, it was THAT game. I was 9 years old.

Read On.


Dave Blatt
 
 Arsenal 4-5 Man Utd (Feb 1, 1958)
 As their last game on English soil, this enthralling victory will forever be
 remembered as a fitting tribute to the 'Busby Babes', eight of whom died
 five days later in Munich.
 
 
 I spotted the above in a post pre- tomorrows game .
 
 Much is often written about the POST Munich game(s) , but I've never
 personally seen any account of this game .
 
 I know it's a long shot , but was anyone on the list(s) actually there who
 can give us their memories ?
 
 Only Pete's Dad comes to mind , but there must be others .





³O² - MY VERY FIRST TIME


I was born on 17th June 1949 at the Middlesex Hospital in Mortimer Street in
Central London. I was zero at the time ­ but not for long. I began life with
my parents in boring suburbia, South Woodford to be exact. In 1956 we owned
our first television set, a black  white Ferguson. (If you¹re looking for
omens, go no further. Spooky!)

It wasn¹t long before my mother came out with a line that only mothers could
ever come out with.

³If you sit in front of the television all day, you¹ll end up with square
eyes.²

Now, hang on a minute here. With the value of hindsight let¹s examine that
statement. In 1956 television programs only came on at something like 3.45pm
in the afternoon, then finished abruptly at 6.00pm, so as not to temp the
little lady of the house from her duties for the 2.4 family. Resumption at
7.30pm consisted of programs that no seven year old would be remotely
interested in anyway.

Square eyes. I don¹t think so.

Didn¹t parents get away with murder in those days? Still, at the
impressionable age of seven years old you believed everything your parents
told you. I didn¹t want to succumb to this new disease that doctors had yet
to find a cure for, so it fell to my Dad to find an answer. (We didn¹t have
marketing bollocks words like ³solutions² in those days either ­ thank
fuck!)

So what was the ³answer²? You¹ve guessed it ­ football.

Now this is quite interesting because my Dad didn¹t actually like football.
Poor man. He paid lip service to Aston Villa, but only because, as a
sargent, he was posted to an Italian prisoner-of-war camp  in Aston,
Birmingham during World War Two. Some of the local sqaddies followed The
Villa and I suspect it was more a case of joining in so as to be accepted
than some dark, recessed longing for the claret  blues.

Also, for no apparent reason, he chose a boy from my class, Stephen Moy, to
accompany us to our very first football match. Why Stephen Moy you ask?
Beats me. He wasn¹t even a friend of mine at the time, just a kid in my
class at Oakdale County Primary School in South Woodford. In fact, if the
truth be told, he was a bit ³ruff² and not the sort of boy Mum would
normally let me play with. He dropped all his ³aitches² yet had the most
beautiful handwriting. (I told you I was impressionable). A strange package
indeed. So, what was our first match?  Leyton Orient V Brighton  Hove
Albion in the old Second Division of course.

You see, The ³O²¹s were my nearest league team, so it was logical they would
be the first team I actually saw live. But I want you to know that I didn¹t
go all the way. Not on a first date. It was OK I suppose. It was cold and
everyone seemed bigger than me. I remember one team played in royal blue and
one team played in orange. Orange! M, nice. So that was the team I
supported that day. It was only as we came out of Brisbane Road that I
overheard a conversation that lead me to the conclusion that I had
mistakenly supported Brighton  Hove Albion in their away colours. Still, no
lasting psychological damage was done ­ the game ended 2-2.

For the next two years my Dad took me to the Bermondsey Triangle of First
Division clubs, namely Arsenal, Tottenham and West Ham. At these larger
grounds the weather was colder, people were taller and I saw even less.

So, as you can see. Lots of dates. The odd kiss but I never went all the
way.

Then one night at Highbury it all changed. Even walking to the stadium I
could feel the electricity in the air. I began to tingle. Inside the ground
I entered a new dimension. WOW. The noise, the atmosphere. And when the
teams came out ­ that ROAR.

This was foreplay above and beyond anything I had experienced before.

³What team¹s that, Dad?

³Manchester United, son.²

³Well Dad, that¹s the team for me.²

At last - penetration. That all encompassing feeling when you know
everything has finally come together. That spark that had been missing
suddenly exploded in front of me, inside me and all around me. I was in
love. This really was the first day of the rest
of my life.

The speed, the skill, the sea-saw of scoring and emotion. I actually saw

Re: [RedDevils] boring 0-0 draw? I don't think so.

2003-09-22 Thread helene blatte

 From: helene blatte [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Arsenal must have come in at half time and thought How
 the fuck did we get away with that?
 
 as the person sitting next to me pointed out - we had a huge Scholes-shaped
 hole in our team and it really brought it home today. I think if he'd been
 there we would have won. That's easy to say, but I truly believe it. Hope
 he's back soon.
 
 Bruce


I couldn't agree more about Scholsey. It was so apparent to me as well as
the match unfolded. That one extra dimension that would have unlocked
Arsenals predictable but effective defence.

Now, what about Ronaldo? Pretty or effective, or pretty effective?
On the ball he's wonderful to watch and excites the crowd, but unlike our
Georgie in the sixties who poccessed a myriad of virtuoso ball skills,
Christiano's mesmorising reportoire consists of feinting his feet over the
ball as the ball runs on in a straight line. Lovely to see, but if the
defender is doing his job properly he just waits for moment to go for the
ball whose trajectory is predictable - it continues in a straight line. Then
if the defender doesn't like looking a plonker in front of a lot of people
he brings Christiano down.

I'll now answer my own question. First of all, by bringing our man down we
gain a free kick in a dangerous (for the opposition) part of the field. And
Giggsy is almost Beckham in these situations.

If anyone saw Ronaldo's performance for Portugal Under 18's in their win
over Eng-er-land, he was running the show and damm effective in the bargain.
I believe once he has gained a bit more confidence by being able to
communicate with his chums on the field and once he and his team-mates work
out the best way of harnessing his talents for the benefit of the team as a
whole we will be able to translate football eye candy into goals. Like
Forlan before him, once he gets his first goal the floodgates will open and
unlike Forlan (who I love as a player for his attitude but have severe
reservations over his class) he will soar.

As Carole King once sang, It Might As Well Until September, so being there
or there abouts at the moment without firing on all cylinders is better than
par for the course for us. It's just that Arsenal were there for the taking
but in the end their take-away was a point when we should have had three.

Will it be significant come next May? Don't ask me, I'm not a fucking
fortune teller. What a stupid question.

Oh well. It's off to work we go, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi hoetc.


Dave Blatt  






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[RedDevils] Fergie telling it like it was

2003-09-22 Thread helene blatte
I saw it. Fergie saw it. Everybody saw it except Wenger, of course.

Whatever the scenerio, the reaction by Arsenals players at the end was the
most dispicable I have ever witnessed in the UK. The FA, including David
Dein, should throw the book at all of 'em.

But we all know what will happen, don't we? As Edwin Starr once sang,
War,absolutely nothing. Say it again y'all.

Dave Blatt



.Ferguson was even angrier the Arsenal players attacked Van Nistelrooy
at the end.

Martin Keown jumped on him, landing an arm on his shoulder, and Lauren trod
on him and pushed him.

Ashley Cole then barged past him and Ray Parlour hit him in the ribs.

Ferguson said: ³I think the FA should look at that terrible behaviour out
there. You do not want to see that kind of behaviour. It¹s beyond the pale.

³Everyone in the country will be disappointed to see that kind of
behaviour.²


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[RedDevils] Arsenal players at the end were NOT in their right mind.

2003-09-22 Thread helene blatte
From the soaraway Scum


Dave Blatt



the events at the end of a match yesterday that saw eights bookings and
a red card for Vieira was probably worse than anything we had seen before.

What they will make of it all in Istanbul doesn¹t bear thinking about as the
countdown starts to England-Turkey on October 11.

Before the disgraceful scenes that saw four Arsenal players push, jostle and
hit Ruud van Nistelrooy after the final whistle, there might have been
sympathy for the Gunners.

Never more so than when referee Steve Bennett handed Vieira his first yellow
card for a challenge that saw the Arsenal skipper clearly take the ball not
the man. 

And some may make a case that the kick Vieira aimed at Van Nistelrooy two
minutes later landed a good foot or two short of its mark.

And that the Dutchman was asking for ‹ or looking for ‹ some sort of
reaction with his clumsy initial challenge as he landed on the prone Arsenal
man.

When Van Nistelrooy, hardly the most popular player in the Premiership, then
smacked his added-time penalty against the Arsenal crossbar there may even
have been a certain poetic justice.

But what followed was a total and utter disgrace.

Even for a Sunday morning game on Hackney Marshes ‹ if that is not an insult
to those who turn out on the East London playing fields.

³Why are we always the devils . . . and play against angels?² enquired
Arsene Wenger a bit later.

Well, Arsene old chum, if you study the video closely you will find out for
yourself.

Except your version will probably cut out as Bennett blows his final
whistle.

After that Van Nistelrooy took a whack round the head from a celebrating
Martin Keown ‹ the look on the face of the Arsenal centre-half suggesting he
was close to losing touch with reality.

Then Lauren trod on Van Nistelrooy¹s left ankle as the striker was getting
off the turf.

And Ashley Cole gave the Dutchman a shove from behind before Ray Parlour
provided a slap in the chest for good measure.

While all this was going on, Wenger was applauding the travelling Arsenal
fans in the corner ‹ remembering just how Alex Ferguson went over to salute
his own supporters at Highbury on the night last April when United took a
giant stride to reclaiming their title.

The FA will now have to throw the book at an Arsenal side who clearly lost
all control at the end.

What a message to send out to kids watching both at Old Trafford and on TV.
Yes, Van Nistelrooy may be a total pain in the backside.

Yes, many fans up and down the country will applaud the action taken by the
Arsenal players in the euphoria of their escape from Old Trafford with the
point that kept them on top of the Premiership.

And, yes, Van Nistelrooy may be such a provocative customer that even Edgar
Davids ‹ one of his own Dutch team-mates ‹ had to be restrained in training
the other day.

But the evidence in front of his own eyes clearly spells out to Wenger that
his players were demonstrably in the wrong.

Unless, of course, he prefers to register as blind.

Then there is the small matter of all those other 51 red cards which Arsenal
had accumulated before yesterday¹s battle at OId Trafford.

Not to mention the disciplinary action currently still hanging over Sol
Campbell following the earlier incidents in the Community Shield at the
Millennium Stadium last month.

The case for the prosecution is damning. And Arsenal should be damned.

Afterwards both Vieira and Wenger accused Van Nistelrooy of cheating while
Ferguson hit back by condemning the Arsenal manager.

Fergie, in fact, went even further ‹ insisting the FA launch an immediate
investigation.

No one in their right mind can argue with that. Except certain Arsenal
players at the end were NOT in their right mind.

It was a day when England¹s two most famous clubs managed to produce a match
that dragged the national game down and through the gutter once again.

And to think there were some English journalists in Istanbul yesterday to
take in the full horror of the Galatasaray-Fenerbahce local derby . . .





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[RedDevils] OUT OF CONTROL

2003-09-22 Thread helene blatte


 

ARSENAL will be charged by the FA today for the disgraceful and violent
conduct of their players at the end of yesterday's ill-tempered clash at Old
Trafford.

Ruud van Nistelrooy was struck by Martin Keown, Ray Parlour and Lauren at
the final whistle after the Dutchman's role in the 80th-minute controversy
which led to Arsenal skipper Patrick Vieira's dismissal.

United boss Sir Alex Ferguson branded Arsenal's behaviour at the end beyond
the pale and called for the FA to investigate their bullying conduct which
marred the game.

And in a further twist, Vieira branded van Nistelrooy a cheat for the
over-reaction which led to the eighth red card of his career and sparked the
ugly scenes between both sides.

Television replays clearly showed Vieira made no contact with van Nistelrooy
and the Frenchman said: I am really angry with Ruud, not the referee. Ruud
made more of the challenge than he should have done, and in that way he
cheated. He tried to stamp on me.

Wenger insisted the United striker should also have been dismissed for the
alleged stamp. Van Nistelrooy is not the fairest player on the pitch, said
Wenger.

What he did was a form of cheating. He should have been sent off for the
foul which Patrick ended up reacting to.

Van Nistelrooy's behaviour on the pitch doesn't help. He is a great player
but he is always looking to provoke something by diving.

He looks a nice boy on the pitch but his behaviour is not fair. If people
are trying to convince me that van Nistelrooy is an angel, they will have a
problem.

Patrick retaliated, even though he didn't make contact. He had already been
booked, so he had go. But van Nistelrooy should have gone as well for the
way he behaved.

Ferguson reacted angrily to Wenger's claims and launched an impassioned
defence of van Nistelrooy who missed an injury-time penalty.

I've heard what Arsene Wenger said about Ruud and I'm extremely
disappointed, said Fergie.

I can defend Ruud completely. He is not a diver.

Vieira committed some bad fouls throughout the game and he reacted badly to
Ruud's challenge. All Ruud did was look at the referee, as if to say 'what
kind of challenge was that?'

And Arsenal's behaviour at the end was beyond the pale. You never want to
see that kind of conduct, and I think everyone in the country will be
disappointed with what they saw.

But it's not for me to talk about Arsenal's disciplinary record. That's for
them to sort out. I can only talk about my players, who I thought acted
properly.

Vieira will receive a one-match ban for yesterday's dismissal and will miss
Arsenal's Premiership clash with Chelsea on October 18.



  
 
 


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[RedDevils] KEW MADE A BAD MOVE

2003-10-05 Thread helene blatte
You live by the sword, you die by the sword.

Smallville Kewell gets what he deserves in limited granny stabbers land

Dave Blatt




Oct 5 2003

LIVERPOOL..1 ARSENAL.2

Anthony Clavane
 

AFTER 13 minutes of play the PA announcer put us on alert. Standby for
Operation Anfield, he declared. Nobody knew what he meant until, a few
seconds later, Harry Kewell put Liverpool one up.

To those who questioned the Wizard of Oz's mysterious decision over the
summer, the announcement suddenly made sense. For Kewell had turned down
Arsene Wenger's all-singing, all-dancing all-stars in favour of Gerard
Houllier's perennial underachievers. And here, most emphatically it seemed,
was the reason why.

Operation Anfield was turning out to be an excellent move. Wrong. For a
player of Kewell's mercurial talents Operation Highbury would have been a
much smarter one. Or indeed Operation Old Trafford. If you are in any way
patriotic, of course, the big story to come out of this game was Michael
Owen's injury. But while the nation is fretting over the striker's shin,
spare a thought for Kewell.

OK, he's an Aussie and he ran rings round the England defence at Upton Park
last season - but the more players of his calibre who flourish in the
Premiership the better. The former Leeds star performed brilliantly
yesterday. Once again he showed how, playing at the highest level, he has
the potential to be a world great. But that won't happen at Liverpool.

He is good for the Reds - but the Reds aren't good for him. Apart from the
goal, he was at the centre of a fine first-half display by the home side.
Playing through the middle alongside Owen, rather on one of the flanks as in
previous games, he helped rip the Gunners' defence to bits. Arsenal should
have been dead and buried after half an hour.

Kewell himself missed a glorious opportunity and Owen fluffed no less than
three. But once the visitors had drawn level, admittedly through a lucky own
goal from Sami Hyypia, Liverpool's limitations were cruelly exposed. The
intention, in paying Leeds £5m for Kewell, was to provide more width and
flair for Houllier's outfit.

But as Arsenal began to take a hold of the game, especially in midfield
where Brazilian pair Edu and Gilberto were again outstanding, Liverpool
resorted to that infamous tactic of pre-Harry days - Operation Hit Owen.
And when their goal machine hobbled off with less than 20 minutes remaining
they had to switch to Operation Hit And Hope. Kewell's preference for
Houllier over Wenger seems somewhat bizarre. As Arsenalshowed in the High
Noon clash they have a team capable of winning back the title from Fergie's
men.

The irony of Robert Pires curling in the winner would not have been lost on
the Aussie. Pires has had injury and form problems this season and, if
things had gone differently, Kewell might have been lining up on the left
for the north Londoners. A potential goal of the season, Wenger described it
as pure Pires. But at Anfield now, there's only one Kewell. There's no-one
else with his flair and creativity.

Perhaps he'd rather be, like at Leeds, a big fish in a small pond. But if he
really gives a  about fulfilling his awesome potential and shining at
the highest level, Harry should have met Arsene - or Fergie - in the summer.
Liverpool are no longer the Premiership's most boring club, as the first 45
minutes demonstrated. But his sublime skills are wasted at Anfield.
Alongside Henry, Vieira, Bergkamp, Pires they would have undoubtedly
blossomed. Houllier said yesterday was make or break for Liverpool's
season - the week's best soundbite, after Dirty Den's Ello Princess and
Tiger Tony's No reversing.

But, for Kewell's own career, make-or-break time came in the summer when he
plumped for Anfield over both Highbury and Old Trafford.



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[RedDevils] Barthez set for move

2003-10-16 Thread helene blatte

 
Barthez has lost his first-team place

Fabien Barthez is on the brink of joining Marseille on loan.

The French club say they have reached an agreement for the goalkeeper with
Manchester United, who deny that a deal has been done.

We are in discussions with Marseille but no final agreement has been
reached, said a spokesman for the defending Premiership champions.

Marseille president Christophe Bouchet, however, is convinced that the swap
will be confirmed by the weekend.

He announced the news on the club's website, and is awaiting Fifa
ratification because the proposed loan is taking place outside of the
allotted transfer window.

Barthez, who signed from Monaco for £7.8m in May 2000, has found himself as
third-choice at Old Trafford, behind summer signing Tim Howard and Northern
Ireland's Roy Carroll.

The 32-year-old played for Marseille until 1995, winning the European Cup
with them in 1993. 

He was also an important part of the French squad which won the World Cup in
1998 and the 2000 European Championships.

But national coach Jacques Santini has warned Barthez that his number one
shirt is under threat if he does not play regular first-team football. 


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[RedDevils] Ferguson faces hearing

2003-10-16 Thread helene blatte

Sir Alex Ferguson is set to appear before a Football Association
disciplinary hearing on Monday to answer misconduct charges.

The Manchester United boss was charged after his verbal outburst against
match officials at Newcastle in August.

He is facing a touchline ban or a heavy fine after being sent to the stand
by referee Uriah Rennie following heated words with fourth official Jeff
Winter. 

Ferguson elected to have a personal hearing to answer the charges.


The incident happened during United's 3-0 win at St Jame's Park on 23
August. 

Ferguson reacted angrily to Rennie's decision not to punish Andy O'Brien for
bringing down Ryan Giggs on the edge of the Newcastle area.

The manager kicked a ball away in disgust and remonstrated with fourth
official Winter on the sidelines before being dismissed by Rennie.

Winter was then subjected to a sustained four-letter tirade from the Scot.

Ferguson faces two separate counts, one relating generally to alleged
improper conduct and the other specifically to claims that he used abusive
language to the match officials.

The weight of television evidence suggests Ferguson will be hard pressed to
plead his innocence, and an FA commission would take a dim view if it is
proved Ferguson labelled any of the officials as cheats.

But he can point to a previously unblemished record during his 17-year reign
as United boss, which is expected to count in his favour.





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[RedDevils] Man Utd agree Bellion fee

2003-10-16 Thread helene blatte



Sunderland have accepted a compensation package from Manchester United for
French striker David Bellion.

The deal includes an initial £2m fee payable immediately and could rise to
£3m depending on appearances and international call-ups.

The Black Cats will also benefit from any future transfer of Bellion due to
a sell-on clause in the deal.

We're happy with the package and feel that it is entirely deserved as we
lost an exciting and talented young player, said Sunderland chairman Bob
Murray. 


It is to the benefit of both clubs that we have been able to reach an
agreement without the need for a tribunal.

We were very disappointed to lose David as he is a player who should make a
good name for himself in the future, but wish him every success.

Bellion, who moved to the Stadium of Light from Cannes in 2001, rejected an
improved Sunderland contract when his deal ran out in the summer and moved
to Old Trafford in July.

Ferguson faces hearing

Under Premier League and Nationwide League rules a club is entitled to
compensation if the out-of-contract player is under 24 and moves to another
club. 

Bellion made just three starts for the Wearsiders, but was used as a
substitute 15 times and netted the winner in the home game against Aston
Villa last season - his only goal for the club.

He has only played a peripheral role for United so far this season, although
he made a goalscoring debut in the pre-season defeat of Celtic in Seattle.

Sunderland turned down bids from United and Liverpool for the highly-rated
forward last season.

Murray accused the Old Trafford club of unsettling the youngster and trying
to get him on the cheap during the January transfer window.



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[RedDevils] US tycoon ups Man Utd stake

2003-10-20 Thread helene blatte

 
Man Utd made full year profits of £39m

American sports entrepreneur Malcolm Glazer has increased his shareholding
in Manchester United to nearly 10%, the UK Premier League club said.

Mr Glazer owns the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Florida-based winners of the
Super Bowl American football championship.

Man Utd said Mr Glazer has raised his shareholding to 9.66%.

It is the second time in a fortnight Mr Glazer has bought more Man Utd
shares - earlier this month he raised his stake from 5.9% to 8.94%.

Takeover talk 

Rumours of a takeover have swirled round Man Utd in recent weeks, as several
sporting entrepreneurs have increased their shareholdings.

Takeover speculation was sparked by satellite broadcaster BSkyB's decision
to offload its 10% stake in the football club.

Irish horse racing tycoons J.P. McManus and John Magnier snapped up BSkyB's
stake in early October, taking their joint holding to 23.15%.

That triggered a flurry of speculation that the Irish duo might be preparing
a full-blown takeover attempt

Mr Glazer has been named as a possible bidder for Man Utd, as has Dutch TV
entrepreneur John de Mol, who took his stake from 3.5% to 4.1% in early
October. 

Scottish mining entrepreneur Harry Dobson, and Dermot Desmond, the Irish
millionaire who owns 21% of Celtic football club, have also been named as
possible bidders. 

Institutional investors tend to steer clear of football clubs because their
financial performance is unpredictable, and most do not make enough money.

But analysts say Man Utd would make an attractive takeover target because,
unlike many of its Premiership rivals, the club is free of debt and makes
healthy annual profits.

Man Utd's has turned its success on the pitch into a worldwide merchandising
operation which generates hefty earnings. 


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[RedDevils] Re: If Premiership teams were ladies...

2003-10-22 Thread helene blatte

 If Premiership teams were ladies...
 
 Arsenal - Angelina Jolie - Look good, a bit maverick at times and you
 know they have the potential to really f**k you over.
 
 Aston Villa - Dido - One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really.
 
 Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently
 annoying. Supporters are thick.
 
 Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes - Common as muck Lancy, constantly
 worrying.
 
 Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia - Always looks like she might go
 down but never does!
 
 Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon - Chirpy Cockney with the
 ability to spring a few surprises!
 
 Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher - Hated by millions,supported by idiots!
 
 Everton - Barbara Windsor - Been laughing at those tits so long we
 forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good!
 
 Fulham - Andrea Corr - Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a
 bit awestruck with fame.
 
 Leicester City - Patsy Palmer - Generally a bit crap and second rate
 really, but some people like her.
 
 Leeds United - Christina Aguilera - Dirrrty.
 
 Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Individually all the components look
 fantastic - just doesn't work when put together.
 
 Man City - Madonna - Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit
 
 Man United - Jordan - Dominated by tits. Quite repulsive really.
 
 Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson - Can look quite good at the
 back but nothing at all up front to speak of.
 
 Newcastle United - Pamela Anderson - Can look good. Various unsavoury
 elements though.
 
 Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde - On the face of it a has-been but you're
 quite interested in what she's going to do next.
 
 Southampton - Kylie Minogue - Sometimes you feel sorry for them,
 They're not huge and you've got a bit of a soft spot.
 
 Tottenham Hotspur - Kim Wilde - Glamorous in the 80's not so nice to
 watch now.
 
 Wolverhampton Wanderers - Lynda Lovelace - Big in the 70's guaranteed
 to go down.


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[RedDevils] Eric bedded girl in front of clubbers

2003-10-26 Thread helene blatte
BOOK THEY TRIED TO BAN: Man Utd laid bare




By Jules Stenson, Chief Feature Writer, News of the World

MARRIED Man Utd legend Eric Cantona had a threesome with a porn club beauty
and another man on a giant circular bed as a gang of revellers looked on.

The lovecheat Frenchman cast his vows to the wind when he visited the wild
Paris venue with his ex-SAS minder Michael Ned Kelly.

Kelly was appointed to look after the soccer star‹recently voted the club's
greatest ever player‹following his infamous kung-fu kick on a fan in 1995.

In his bombshell new book, Manchester United: The Untold Story, which the
club tried to ban, the author also tells how Cantona:

VISITED a brothel where all the prostitutes wore numbers for a kinky pick
and mix game.

BEDDED the beautiful and willing wife of a household-name United star.

SEDUCED a sex-mad woman employee at a Manchester club.

Kelly had little idea what was in store when he was appointed personal
bodyguard to 37-year-old Cantona.

But he soon discovered the truth about the love-rat star's repeated
betrayals of wife Isabelle in a string of debauched encounters.

Kelly recalled: I was out on the town in Paris with Eric when he insisted
we end the night at his favourite watering-hole.

We met up with a couple of Eric's friends, who I'll call Pierre and Luc.
The club had wall-to-wall porn beaming down from angled TV screens but, in
the basement bar, the action was strictly live.

In the centre of the floor was a huge circular bed, so none of the
onlookers would miss an inch of the action.

Tongue

All one had to do was climb on the bed and wait to be joined by another
enthusiastic participant, to have sex while everyone else looked on.

After a few bottles of champagne, one of the club bosses‹a friend of
Eric's‹ joined us at the bar.

The man called over a stunning woman he introduced as his wife. The
chemistry between her and Eric was electric‹but I thought I was seeing
things as I watched her lead Eric and Luc toward the bed.

Eric flashed me a wink and stuck his tongue out like a schoolboy heading
for the cream bun counter in a baker's.

ŒWhat the ?' I asked Pierre. But I was speaking to the back of his head
as he was also on his way to the bed wrapped around a tall blonde.

Eric tried to call me over to join in with Luc and his romp. I later
discovered the wife was an ex-porn star.

Kelly describes the 1997 night out as the most surreal experience of my
life. 

Cantona‹who has a son Raphael, 13, and daughter Josephine, six, with
38-year-old Isabelle‹moved them to Bar-celona, Spain, after quitting soccer
and turning to acting. In the spring of 1999, he invited Kelly for the
weekend. 

Eric declared we must go out on the town, he said. As usual, after a few
drinks, the conversation turned to women and, after a few reminiscences, I
stopped Eric in his tracks.

I told him, ŒI know who you were sing in my flat when you borrowed it
for your secret liaisons'. Eric was dumbstruck.

ŒWho then?' he asked. I named the wife of a former top United star whose
car I often used to see parked outside my flat whenever she and Eric met.

He exclaimed, ŒHow did you find out?' ŒIt's my business to know everything,
Eric', I told him.

Kelly adds: Eric then drove us to a less salubrious side of town. We went
to an underground car park, then up by lift. Three floors later, Eric was
knocking at a flat door which opened to reveal wall-to-wall hookers.

The girls were stunning and all had numbered badges. It was like a kinky
pick and mix. Cantona selected a girl and led her to a private room.

Kelly recalls: From discussions I'd had over the years with Eric, I knew he
had a penchant for slapping women's backsides.

Flirting

And from the noises coming from next door, this lady had apparently been
very naughty. 

After that we headed for his favourite karaoke bar and the reception he got
from punters and staff told me he was as popular here as at Old Trafford.

But not as popular as he'd been in one Manchester sports club.

Kelly writes: One woman there was very attractive and was extremely
hospitable to both of us‹especially Eric.

She was always ushering him into an office and, while I socialised with
club members, he'd be taking advantage of the more exclusive services on
offer to him behind closed doors.

Kelly tells of another night in a Manchester bar where Cantona and a French
friend, Pascal, were flirting shamelessly with two pretty women‹ watched by
their irate husbands.

In no time at all they were squaring up to Eric and Pascal, says the
author. 

I offered sincere apologies to the well-built husbands. Eric bought the two
couples champagne and calm was eventually restored.

To be fair, Eric rarely played away during his time in the UK.

While at Manchester, I don't think it would be unkind to suggest that he
lived a pretty basic lifestyle and it was only on my own recommendation that
he and his family moved from the ex-council house they were given by United
to the more 

[RedDevils] Fergie raged over sick chairman

2003-10-26 Thread helene blatte



SIR Alex Ferguson knew of disgraced Martin Edwards' perversions long before
the former chairman's sordid habits were exposed, Kelly reveals.

As long ago as 1998, Fergie and the SAS man discussed an incident where
Edwards‹who quit last year‹was caught following a woman into a toilet.

Ferguson raged: It's unbelievable. The Press would have a field day. Kelly
replied: ŒI know, boss. I must be the only security chief in football who
has to try and stop the chairman going into the ladies' toilets. Kelly
first became aware of the problem in the Eighties when Edwards visited an
SAS barracks to award soccer prizes to soldiers.

Edwards was seen following a soldier's wife into the ladies', he writes.
The lad concerned was all for tearing Edwards' head off, but I quietened
him down. 

In 1996 United press secretary Ken Ramsden warned him Edwards' visits to the
ladies' were becoming more frequent. Kelly replied: No problem, I'll keep
steering him towards the gents'. He writes: The chairman's fetish was a
source of amusement to the players, but undeniably embarrassing. He seemed
to have a compulsion to invade women's space in their most private moments.
Eventually his deviations would destroy him.

Edwards, 57, was caught with a prostitute in Rio at the FIFA World Club
Championships in 2000. Another complaint of a ladies' toilet misdemeanour
brought him a police caution. Kelly said: It seemed sad that a potentially
great man will now only be remembered as little more than a pervert.
BOOK THEY TRIED TO BAN: Man Utd laid bare

Married soccer legend bedded girl in front of clubbers


By Jules Stenson, Chief Feature Writer

MARRIED Man Utd legend Eric Cantona had a threesome with a porn club beauty
and another man on a giant circular bed as a gang of revellers looked on.

The lovecheat Frenchman cast his vows to the wind when he visited the wild
Paris venue with his ex-SAS minder Michael Ned Kelly.

Kelly was appointed to look after the soccer star‹recently voted the club's
greatest ever player‹following his infamous kung-fu kick on a fan in 1995.

In his bombshell new book, Manchester United: The Untold Story, which the
club tried to ban, the author also tells how Cantona:

VISITED a brothel where all the prostitutes wore numbers for a kinky pick
and mix game.

BEDDED the beautiful and willing wife of a household-name United star.

SEDUCED a sex-mad woman employee at a Manchester club.

Kelly had little idea what was in store when he was appointed personal
bodyguard to 37-year-old Cantona.

But he soon discovered the truth about the love-rat star's repeated
betrayals of wife Isabelle in a string of debauched encounters.

Kelly recalled: I was out on the town in Paris with Eric when he insisted
we end the night at his favourite watering-hole.

We met up with a couple of Eric's friends, who I'll call Pierre and Luc.
The club had wall-to-wall porn beaming down from angled TV screens but, in
the basement bar, the action was strictly live.

In the centre of the floor was a huge circular bed, so none of the
onlookers would miss an inch of the action.

Tongue

All one had to do was climb on the bed and wait to be joined by another
enthusiastic participant, to have sex while everyone else looked on.

After a few bottles of champagne, one of the club bosses‹a friend of
Eric's‹ joined us at the bar.

The man called over a stunning woman he introduced as his wife. The
chemistry between her and Eric was electric‹but I thought I was seeing
things as I watched her lead Eric and Luc toward the bed.

Eric flashed me a wink and stuck his tongue out like a schoolboy heading
for the cream bun counter in a baker's.

ŒWhat the ?' I asked Pierre. But I was speaking to the back of his head
as he was also on his way to the bed wrapped around a tall blonde.

Eric tried to call me over to join in with Luc and his romp. I later
discovered the wife was an ex-porn star.

Kelly describes the 1997 night out as the most surreal experience of my
life. 

Cantona‹who has a son Raphael, 13, and daughter Josephine, six, with
38-year-old Isabelle‹moved them to Bar-celona, Spain, after quitting soccer
and turning to acting. In the spring of 1999, he invited Kelly for the
weekend. 

Eric declared we must go out on the town, he said. As usual, after a few
drinks, the conversation turned to women and, after a few reminiscences, I
stopped Eric in his tracks.

I told him, ŒI know who you were sing in my flat when you borrowed it
for your secret liaisons'. Eric was dumbstruck.

ŒWho then?' he asked. I named the wife of a former top United star whose
car I often used to see parked outside my flat whenever she and Eric met.

He exclaimed, ŒHow did you find out?' ŒIt's my business to know everything,
Eric', I told him.

Kelly adds: Eric then drove us to a less salubrious side of town. We went
to an underground car park, then up by lift. Three floors later, Eric was
knocking at a flat door which opened to reveal wall-to-wall hookers.

The girls were 

[RedDevils] Fergie hired SAS to spy on players

2003-10-26 Thread helene blatte
Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Kelly's Heroes get knifed. What a nice man he must be;
`
Dave Blatt




BOOK THEY TRIED TO BAN:

Man Utd laid bare



By Jules Stenson, Chief Feature Writer

MANCHESTER United boss Sir Alex Ferguson used a task force of SAS soldiers
to spy on star players' private lives, the club's ex-head of security has
sensationally revealed.

In a shattering book United tried to ban, Michael Ned Kelly‹who spent 11
years in the elite Who Dares Wins regiment before moving to Old
Trafford‹details every covert operation he carried out.

His meticulously-planned missions, many involving former and even active SAS
chums, included:

TAILING an England international transfer target to see if he was a drug
user.

REPORTING on the movements of David Beckham so United could keep tabs on his
home life.

PROBING the lifestyle of a young Red Devils defender to see if he was
keeping bad company.

SWEEPING the paranoid manager's own family home for phone bugs and hidden
microphones.

Being ORDERED to sweep the home of one of Fergie's close associates.

INVESTIGATING the notorious drug habits of a top goalkeeper.

Says Kelly, 55: There's little doubt in my mind that certain elements
within the United hierarchy let the sheer size of this club overtake their
sense of fair and proper behaviour. They were playing God.

United threatened an injunction to stop Kelly's shock manuscript being
revealed in the News of the World. But we successfully fought their legal
action and the club caved in.

Kelly told how Chris Sutton, a current Celtic star and former goal ace for
both Chelsea and Blackburn, was targeted by Fergie's spy network.

He says: He'd never have been aware that, for two weeks of his life, he was
watched 24 hours a day.

The then-head scout at United, Les Kershaw, wanted a report.

Rumours

Chris played for Norwich at the time and the surveillance team went over
there, Œpicked him up' after a City home game, then followed and
photographed his every move and checked out his associates.

There were four people tailing him including one woman. The team was led by
two SAS guys who'd previously been with the Army's 14th Intelligence Company
in Northern Ireland‹an elite unit that specialised in undercover
surveillance. 

After that Norwich game they followed him in three cars, swapping places
regularly. The woman came in handy when Sutton went into a bar. Then she
could join one of the male watchers to look like a couple.

The team would watch until he went to bed, then one of the boys would keep
his vehicle under surveillance by sleeping in the car park.

They even followed Sutton when he visited his son. After two weeks, I
submitted the report to Les Kershaw and told him we'd found absolutely
nothing to substantiate rumours of illegal substance abuse.

Despite the all-clear, manager Ferguson did not sign Sutton.

Kelly says Sir Alex, 61, was meticulous about gathering information‹and even
used his services to probe England skipper David Beckham, now with Real
Madrid. 

He writes: Fergie was adamant David should live within reasonable distance
of the stadium and training ground. Tales of him commuting from London after
he met Victoria would send Fergie into blind rages.

The situation came to a head on a trip abroad. Fergie pulled me to one side
in the airport VIP lounge and barked, ŒRight, Ned. Don't lie to me. Where's
Beckham living?' 

ŒLondon, boss, and travelling up and down to Old Trafford', I
replied‹inwardly cringing at having to tell tales on David.

Stare

Fergie's face was a study in controlled anger. ŒThat Beckham is taking the
p**s,' he growled. ŒYeah, boss,' I volunteered. ŒMaybe you should sell him'.

Fergie's blank stare told me he was thinking the same thing. But hearing it
from a third party must have brought home to him the enormity of losing
Beckham and he smiled, ŒNah, I'll sort him'.

Fergie knew the toll it would take on Beckham's fitness if he had to face
motorways or airports before training. He did, indeed, clip Beckham's wings
and it was agreed he would live near his workplace.

Kelly, who ran security at United for 12 years before leaving last year, was
also told by Sir Alex to keep a watch on his England stopper Wes Brown. He
says: Once Wes began earning big money at United, Fergie insisted he move
out of the family environment and get his own house.

My contacts would tell me he was sometimes out in Manchester, at one of the
players' favourite haunts.

There are five big crime families in the city who control things‹all very
well-known to the police.

The worry was they'd befriend Wes then get into United, so you'd see them
in the players' lounge.

I was told to make sure this didn't happen. The idea was to put a little
ring of steel around Wes.

That didn't mean my boys would accompany him when he went out on the
town‹just that he was watched so we'd know if anything untoward happened.
Thankfully, it never did while I was at United.

Sir Alex also grew hugely 

[RedDevils] Betrayal of trust

2003-10-26 Thread helene blatte
As odious as Ned Kelly is as a man, I just want to raise the subject of
betrayal of trust. 

It doesn't matter to me if you are a butler, head of security or a lover,
unless the person(s) who employed you committed murder, plotted to blow up
the Twin Towers or supported City, your employment and your salary bought
your silence/trust. That's one of the reasons they employed you.

In business there are confidentiality clauses (Hello Peter). In affairs such
intimacy should bring its own rewards.

I get sick and tired of reading in the Sunday Papers all these revealing
stories. OK, you could say don't read the Sunday papers if it makes you so
mad, but hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil is not the solution.

We all have our own morality. I've been faithful to Manchester United since
before I was born but even I have seen Leyton Orient and Ilford (when they
were alive) play at home.

Ned Kelly was handsomely paid, even if he himself is ugly. As a former SAS
man surely he more than anyone should abide by the rule of silence. For me
this makes his revelations, whether true or exaggerated, even more
appalling.

As for the revelations themselves. Well, that's a debate in itself.


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Re: [RedDevils] Fergie would sack drug takers

2003-10-26 Thread helene blatte

 Ferguson told the News of the World: I would like our supporters to be sure
 of one thing: if there were any danger of one of our players dabbling in any
 kind of drug, be it to enhance his performance or for his social life, he
 would be quickly gone from Manchester United.


I feel Fergie, The FA, The Olympic Committee and my parents should make the
distinction between performance enhancing drugs and social drugs. To lump
them all together is lazy, predictable and does not address the problem.

Social drugs include tobacco and alcohol, which although legal, are far more
damaging than marajana (in my opinion). Does Fergie's blanket ban apply to
his beloved claret?

Social drugs, by their very nature, reduce not enhance sporting performance.
Any professional sportsperson should be big enough, old enough and ugly
enough to make their own choices between attempting to reach the summit in
their chosen sport, or have a good time. They shouldn't be punished by
outside agencies which have a political agenda and not the welfare of the
athelete at heart.


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[RedDevils] Re: I know most of us don't like him

2003-11-12 Thread helene blatte
on 12/11/03 1:50 pm, [EMAIL PROTECTED] at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 and some of you will know I've had my own run in with him, but we have a
 chance to ask Ned Kelly some questions. If anyone has any (sadly why are you a
 twat is not one we can ask), can they let me know asap, Barney


Disregarding the contents of the book for one moment, one of the aspects I
find most distasteful is that your previous career was in the SAS. Surely
one of the fundermental things you are taught is not to break the code of
silence. Therefore how could you of all people produce such 'National
Enquirer' type revelations.  


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Re: [RedDevils] Fergie hit by dosh bosh

2003-11-14 Thread helene blatte
 
 ALEX FERGUSON has been told there will be no cash for him to splash when the
 transfer window opens in January. Chief executive David Gill, speaking ahead
of today¹s United AGM, insisted: ³If it ain¹t broke, don¹t fix it. We
developed the squad in the  summer so we¹d be challenging for all the
honours and we are challenging, so why would we want to make big changes in
January?²

Is a glass half full or half empty? Do we just want to be challanging or do
we want to be winning? I'm not saying spend for spending sake, but if an
opportunity came along to buy a world class player we should go for it and
not let out competitors get their debt ridden hands on him.

Gill the Accountant is continuing the small town mentality that has blighted
our club for over thirty years. Much of our success has been IN SPITE OF and
not due to the Board.

 

 ³The manager doesn¹t normally do major transfer work in mid-season even
 before we had the window.²
 
Of course the manager doesn't NORMALLY do major transfer work in mid-season.
It's only in the last couple of years that the January shop window has
actually existed.


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