[RollTideFan] FYI
Shula says Hudson will play in Iron Bowl By Anna Maria Della Costa Sports Writer November 21, 2003 TUSCALOOSA | Ray Hudson will dress out and play in the Iron Bowl on Saturday, University of Alabama coach Mike Shula said after practice on Thursday. The Crimson Tide running back was arrested last week and charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana. The junior from Bonifay, Fla., did not dress for last weekend's game against LSU. As far as discipline, we'll handle that in-house and not make it public, Shula said. Hudson is the team's second-leading rusher with 419 yards on 83 carries this season. He is averaging 4.9 yards a carry and has one touchdown this season. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron Jobu
I just hope the plane doesn't go down in a fire ball somewhere over the Pacific. Only to find out I'm the sole survivor and have to eat the flesh of the other passengers to live. Guess I better pack some rump roast sauce. But, thank you and I hope everyone has a great week Rolling with the Tide in Hawaii... -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pat Smoot Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2003 7:03 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject:[RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron Jobu Hope ya'll have a great time in Hawaii !! Good luck Dawn !! ROLL TIDE ROLL __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] FYI
You doubted ME? Slef E. - Original Message - From: Pat Smoot [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 21, 2003 6:43 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] FYI Shula says Hudson will play in Iron Bowl By Anna Maria Della Costa Sports Writer November 21, 2003 TUSCALOOSA | Ray Hudson will dress out and play in the Iron Bowl on Saturday, University of Alabama coach Mike Shula said after practice on Thursday. The Crimson Tide running back was arrested last week and charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana. The junior from Bonifay, Fla., did not dress for last weekend's game against LSU. As far as discipline, we'll handle that in-house and not make it public, Shula said. Hudson is the team's second-leading rusher with 419 yards on 83 carries this season. He is averaging 4.9 yards a carry and has one touchdown this season. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron Jobu
Hope you get lei'd! Slef E. - Original Message - From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 21, 2003 7:09 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron Jobu I just hope the plane doesn't go down in a fire ball somewhere over the Pacific. Only to find out I'm the sole survivor and have to eat the flesh of the other passengers to live. Guess I better pack some rump roast sauce. But, thank you and I hope everyone has a great week Rolling with the Tide in Hawaii... -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pat Smoot Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2003 7:03 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron Jobu Hope ya'll have a great time in Hawaii !! Good luck Dawn !! ROLL TIDE ROLL __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Non-Bama: For Javvy
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says hell have no choice but to make him a priest. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] Non-Bama: For Javvy
BHHWA! - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 21, 2003 7:11 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] Non-Bama: For Javvy The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
RE: [RollTideFan] Non-Bama: For Javvy
Stop. Really. My stomach is killing me and I have tears in my eyes. So funny. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 21, 2003 7:11 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [RollTideFan] Non-Bama: For Javvy The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron Jobu
JoBu and I are going to take hula lessons. I'll send pics. Roll Tide and ALOHA! Sonja From: Jeff Todd [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: 2003/11/21 Fri AM 08:08:47 EST To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron Jobu Hope you get lei'd! Slef E. - Original Message - From: Joel Perry [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 21, 2003 7:09 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron Jobu I just hope the plane doesn't go down in a fire ball somewhere over the Pacific. Only to find out I'm the sole survivor and have to eat the flesh of the other passengers to live. Guess I better pack some rump roast sauce. But, thank you and I hope everyone has a great week Rolling with the Tide in Hawaii... -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pat Smoot Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2003 7:03 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [RollTideFan] Deere Sonja, Ron Jobu Hope ya'll have a great time in Hawaii !! Good luck Dawn !! ROLL TIDE ROLL __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] [IMPORTANT!] Go here and register to WIN!
WIN! www.thegameball.com/ironbowl.html __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] This is Bama! - This is Auburn!
Beautifully written by Jeff Cooper! Take the time to read it all. It's GREAT! == THIS IS ALABAMA FOOTBALL! It is Wallace Wade. It is Paul Bear Bryant. It is not Bill Curry. It Is The Rose Bowl. It is hearing Keith Jackson call an Alabama game. It is Watching George Teague running down Lamar Thomas in the 1993 Sugar Bowl, then rewinding it and watching it again. It is hearing the first notes of Sweet Home Alabama. Sorry UAB Auburn, but that isn't your song. It is the desire to beat Auburn at any competitive event that exists. It is the houndstooth hat. It is having enough pride to fight for your school but having enough class not to. It is cheering the same amount for a first down on 2nd 6 As on 4th 1. It is watching Cornelius Bennett give Notre Dame QB Steve Beuerlein a concussion on that October day in Birmingham in 1986. It is determining whom you are going to date marry by which team they swear allegiance to. It is watching The Bear on the Jumbotron in Bryant-Denny Stadium and almost seeing him leaning against the goalpost. It is opening a day at the Bryant Museum still not seeing everything. It is cool crisp autumn Saturdays where you can smell football in the air feel it with the slightest breeze. It is watching The Bear get #315 against Auburn (how appropriate). It is watching The Bear get #323 against Illinois. It is hearing Paul Kennedy call the play-by-play as Van Tiffin kicks the 52-yd game winning field goal against Auburn in 1985. It is knowing all year long how many days until the start of the season. It is driving down Colonial Drive to see Bryant-Denny Stadium, not the sorority girls, although some may disagree. It is getting chills up down your entire body whenever you hear anything about the 1993 Sugar Bowl the pride you feel because on that night, TRADITION RULED. It is hearing Coach Bryant's voice having all the hair on the back of your neck stand straight up because you know that no matter what he said, it was something special. It is hearing The Million Dollar Band play Yea Alabama and knowing it just doesn't get any better. It is imagining hearing Penn State QB Chuck Fusina ask Alabama linebacker Barry Krauss How close is it? hearing Barry say About an inch, you'd better pass right before 4th down during The Goal Line Stand in the 1979 Sugar Bowl. It is almost coming to tears whenever Alabama loses to Auburn or Tennessee. It is The Kick. It is The Goal Line Stand. It is The Desperation Block. It is purposely not wearing any clothes with the colors orange blue. It is the 3rd Saturday in October. It is not needing an alarm clock on game days. You sit straight up in bed long before it goes off, knowing its game day. You can sleep after the bowl game. It is walking into the stadium with the feeling that Alabama will win the game, simply because that is the way it is supposed to be. It is saying Offense wins games, defense wins national titles. It is the Bear Bryant A. It is walking into the stadium hours before the game just to be there. It is walking into another school's stadium having those fans hate you because you're a Bama fan. It is the pride that a father has when he brings his children to a game so they may cherish the tradition. It is beating LSU in Baton Rouge. It is hearing the crunch as a crimson clad linebacker takes down a running back dressed in orange blue. It is the pride you take in being EVERY team's rival. It is pulling for any team that's playing Auburn. It is pulling for any team that's playing Tennessee. It is hoping that the stadium blows up when Auburn plays Tennessee. It is knowing that the SEC Championship is a birthright. It is being respected, feared at the same time. It is holding up four fingers at the end of the 3rd quarter. It is knowing what Mama Called means. It is having 20 SEC Championships. It is having 12 National Championships. It is more than I can ever mention in these few paragraphs. It is class. It is tradition. IT IS ALABAMA FOOTBALL. - THIS IS AUBURN FOOTBALL It is Bobby Lowder It is Terry Tiny Bowden. It is not Bear Bryant. It is the Poulon Weed-Eater Bowl It is hearing Bob Kesling call a 10:30am game. It is watching Pat Dye running down Terry Bowden in the 1997 season, then hearing him do it again for half of the 1998 season. It is ommy Tubberville saying Wild horses would have to drag me away from Ole Miss. It is hearing the first notes of Money Talks. Sorry Tennessee Miami, but that isn't your song. It is the desire to beat anybody at any competitive event that exists in Div II. It is the dunce hat. It is having enough pride to fight for your date but not having enough class to leave your sister alone. It is cheering the same amount for a first down on 2nd 6 as on the ref's yellow flag. It is watching Gabe Gross give Alabama DL Kindal
[RollTideFan] TGIF Groaner - (Non)
Subject: A Little Pink One A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally she arrives at the counter, grabbing it for support. She asks the sales clerk: Dddodo yyou sssell dildosss? The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: Yes we do have dildos. Actually we sell many models. The old woman then asks: D yyyo e aaa itttlee pppinkk one, tttenn inche lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk? The clerk responds, Yes we do. Cca o tttelll o ttturrrnnn ttthe uuinggg ttthin off? __ *RollTideRoll* - Cheers -VO- __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Waiting on the game...
and just killin' time. http://www.thinkfoo.com/b3ta/honking.html kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Fwd: Bad Joke
Subject: Father A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, I am a Father. The little boy replied, My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that. The priest looked up from his book and answered I am the Father of many. The boy said, My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way. The priest, getting impatient, said, I am the Father of hundreds and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar. = You bet your sweet little caboose we're still feeling like doofuses for picking Auburn No. 1.---THE SPORTING NEWS __ Do you Yahoo!? Free Pop-Up Blocker - Get it now http://companion.yahoo.com/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Fwd: 1st Thanksgiving Joke
Subject : Thanksgiving Joke A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought turkey sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a turkey sandwich.He said, Hey, how come you're not eating turkey, don't you like it anymore? She said, I love it, but I have to stop eating it. Why? he said. She pointed to her lap and said, Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there! Lemme see he said. Okay and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said That's right you are, better not eat any more turkey. He kept eating his turkey sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, I have to stop eating turkey. I'm starting to get feathers down there too. She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her. She said Oh, my Gosh! It's too late for you! You've already got the neck and gizzards!!! Do you Yahoo!? Free Pop-Up Blocker - Get it now = You bet your sweet little caboose we're still feeling like doofuses for picking Auburn No. 1.---THE SPORTING NEWS __ Do you Yahoo!? Free Pop-Up Blocker - Get it now http://companion.yahoo.com/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] THIS IS ALLBARN FOOTBALL
THIS IS ALLBARN FOOTBALL! It is saying, Wheee! whenever Bobby Lowder shakes his snow globe. It is not Bear Bryant. It is the smell of fresh cow manure wafting through Jordan-Hare stadium. It is the Poulon Weed-Eater Bowl. It is owing your ex-coaches hundreds of thousands of dollars. It is paranoid inferiority complexes. It is hearing alumni from other SEC schools refer to you as the rubes. It is watching Bama blow your team out the day after your quarterback wins the Heisman. It is winning your only national championship during a probation year. It is Buster Brown calling his daddy at half time. It is buying your way out of big games. It is hearing Jim Fyffe say, Auburn takes the lead over Appie State! as if he's calling the national championship game. It is watching Ben Leard run off the field after a nail-biting win over Appie State yelling, We,re Back! It is getting the recruiting rejects from Bama, Georgia, and Florida. It is seeing your head coach on national TV give a halftime speech, saying, Men, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna. It is Jeff Burger asking Bo Jackson Why did you run to that side? Bo saying Huh? It is telling people from other parts of the country that Bo played for Auburn not Alabama and hearing them ask, Where's Auburn? It is almost running out of toilet paper whenever Auburn lucks up against Bama or Florida. It's keeping it down home cuz. It is reading police reports as much as game programs. It is hosing down Georgia students after another loss. It is holding up four fingers at the end of the 4th quarter because Bama does it. It is having 5 SEC Championships in 107 years. It is having more NCAA investigations than National Championships. It is Auburn football. It's paying an ex player in dire financial straits from your rival school to make up stories about illegal payments against his own school. It's about being an Alabama wannabe. It's about having that little brother syndrome - Hey, mommy look at me! It's all kind of sad It's calling Bama... UAT because that is the best they can come up with. It is sharing the name tigers with countless pee-wee, division 1 AAA, 1AA, and 1A teams. It is buying championship rings for an 4th ranked 11-0 team because you know that this the closest you will probably ever be to a national championship. It is all of a sudden becoming a huge basketball fan because your football team SUCKS! War...uh...Eagle? RTR LC __ Do you Yahoo!? Free Pop-Up Blocker - Get it now http://companion.yahoo.com/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Deere Slef: Prolly Old News 2 U.
Syphilis increase sparks AIDS concerns By Steve Mitchell United Press International Published 11/20/2003 5:20 PM WASHINGTON, Nov. 20 (UPI) -- Syphilis rates rose dramatically for the second straight year in the United States, particularly among gay and bisexual men, a finding that has health officials worried about an increase in HIV/AIDS cases in the coming years. Overall, the U.S. syphilis rate rose by 9 percent between 2001 and 2002, the second consecutive increase from an all-time low in 2000, according to figures released Thursday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta. The bulk of the increase occurred among men, rising by about 27 percent overall, including a staggering increase of more than 85 percent among white men and a nearly 36 percent increase among Latino men. Information on sexual orientation is often not collected by health departments but the CDC estimates 40 percent of the increase was in gay and bisexual men. The total number of syphilis cases increased from 6,100 to more than 6,800, but CDC officials think this probably is only the tip of the iceberg because many cases go undiagnosed. The overall number is probably significantly higher, Dr. John Douglas, director of the CDCs division of sexually transmitted diseases, said during a teleconference about the new figures, which appear in the Nov. 21 issue of CDC's Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report. The rise in syphilis infections indicates a growing number of gay and bisexual men are having unprotected sex, which worries health officials because the men could be spreading other diseases, including HIV/AIDS. The problem is not just limited to the United States. Several other countries, including the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, Australia and several countries in western Europe have also reported increases of syphilis and other diseases among gay and bisexual men and in many of these there are high levels of HIV co-infection, said Dr. Ronald O. Valdiserri, deputy director of CDC's HIV, sexually transmitted diseases and tuberculosis prevention center. Valdiserri said there is no clear evidence HIV cases are increasing yet in the United States, but we are extremely concerned about that possibility. He noted a study released in July at the National HIV Prevention Conference in Atlanta found rates of diagnosis with HIV infection were up by 17 percent among men who have sex with men. This does not necessarily represent new cases, however, so it is difficult to determine if the HIV infection rate actually is increasing, but we're very concerned about that increase because it wasn't observed in other risk groups, Valdiserri said. Heightening concern further is the fact that syphilis increases the risk of HIV transmission by two to five times, because the genital sores caused by syphilis serve as portals of entry for the AIDS virus, Douglas said. In addition, a recent study found HIV viral load increases when a person has syphilis, suggesting he or she may be more contagious. Sue Blank, assistant commissioner at the Bureau of Sexually Transmitted Disease Control at the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, said she is worried about syphilis increases -- with 434 cases in 2002, New York had the most of any U.S. city -- because they could translate into an increase in HIV/AIDS infections. Certainly, the concern for us is the syphilis outbreaks are going to be heralding increases in HIV, Blank said. The CDC is now mobilizing efforts to battle the syphilis problem and officials are confident that prevention strategies can help keep the disease in check. Although syphilis increased in gay and bisexual men, education and intensified testing efforts appear to have resulted in a decline in cases among African-American men and a 19-percent drop among women overall -- including nearly a 22-percent decrease in African-American females. However, prevention strategies will need to be tailored to the gay community to keep the disease in check in that population, Valdiserri said. Although the factors driving the increase among gay and bisexual men are multi-factorial -- not due to one single cause -- some of the reasons include a relaxed attitude about sexually transmitted diseases. This is due to the introduction of medications that can keep AIDS in check, Valdiserri said. Other reasons include substance abuse and emerging venues that facilitate unprotected sex including the Internet, he added. Blank noted when her department interviewed a number of gay and bisexual men in 2002 about their sexual habits, it found recruiting sexual partners over the Internet was a common practice, including among those infected with syphilis. Blank's group also found, however, men infected with syphilis were much more likely to report HIV infection than those not infected with syphilis. In addition, syphilis-infected men were more likely to report unprotected anal intercourse, attending private sex parties, use of illicit drugs and
[RollTideFan] *Football Fan*
Now this is what I call a real football fanatic! (See article) BAMA will kick aubarn's a$$ thru their elbows! UA 20 - au 13 .. RTR -VO- . MITCH ALBOM: Better to sit in jail than miss the game November 21, 2003 BY MITCH ALBOM FREE PRESS COLUMNIST The judge called it the most unusual request I've ever had. The defense attorney said, I've never heard anything like it. Even the crook admits he never tried anything this brazen. Then again, it is Michigan-Ohio State weekend. The first thing he wanted me to do, said defense attorney Tully Rogers, was to get him out on bond so he could watch the game. He promised to come right back. I said, 'I don't think the judge is gonna go for that. Maybe we can come up with something else.' What's a crook to do? Jeff Renne, up on forgery charges, thought about the bad checks he'd written. He thought about the punishment, two years in prison. But mostly, he thought about -- as most sports fans do -- the TV reception. And he made up his mind. I am guilty, your honor, he told the judge. He then said he would accept his sentencing, right there, on the spot, if the judge would grant him one request: Let him stay in the local jail through the weekend, rather than send him to the pre-prison reception center. The local jail has television. The center does not. And Renne -- before going up the river -- wanted to watch the game. ...snip... (more) http://www.freep.com/sports/albom/mitch21_20031121.htm __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Barn joke
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Barner. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Barn fans too. Not really knowing what a Barner was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. Because I'm not a Barner she reports. Then, asks the teacher, what are you? I'm a proud Crimson Tide fan the girl said! The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Jane, Why are you a Crimson Tide Fan? Well, my Dad and Mom are Tide fans, so I'm a Tide fan, too, she responds. The teacher is angry now. That's no reason, she says loudly. What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then? Jane smiles and says, Then I'd be a Barner to. __ Do you Yahoo!? Free Pop-Up Blocker - Get it now http://companion.yahoo.com/ __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Gettin' ready for the game
Tonight Iyam gonna do something I ain't done in 18 years. I got a copy of the 1985 Iron Bowl tape. I'm gonna watch it. ROLL TIDE!!! BEAT AUBRIN! kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Will Iran Strike 1st? (non-Bama serious)
http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=35759 Ijaz said a warlord who controls Afghanistan's western provinces, Gulbuddin Hektmayer, is working with al-Qaida on a plan to bring a large army of Iranian Revolutionary Guard troops into Afghanistan during the winter months to attack U.S. interests and to try to take control of the entire country. Iran does not want to see us succeed in building a democracy in Afghanistan under any circumstances, he said. In short, according to Ijaz, Iranian technology is now being used to help the Afghan warlords to take over the country from Hamid Karzai, the Afghan president. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Serious stuff here. No shit. What if Iran actually does invade the US and Afghan troops in Afghanistan? We will have no choice but to repel them then invade Iran to clean it out. The world still has to get more dangerous before it gets safer for our kids grandkids. 9/11/2001 was not the beginning of all this. It began many years earlier even before 11 Israelis were killed at the 1973 Olympic games. It went large-scale when Iraq took US hostages. There were many air problems disasters due to terrorism in the 80's and early 90's. During the majority of the 90's we had our heads in the sand about terrorism. 9/11/2001 brought it home to us. That day was not the beginning of our war. It was the beginning of the end of our war. We must take the fight to every one of the bastards and kill them. Evil exists, people. We must fight to win. I take no credit nor criticism for the below list. I provide it for reference. A history of recent terrorism: 1968: July 23rd - Three members of Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine hijack an El Al plane to Rome November 22nd - Twelve people were killed at a bombing in the market in Jerusalem 1969- February 18th An El Al aircraft in Zurich Switzerland was attacked, the copilot was killed February 21st were killed and eight injured in a bomb blast in Jerusalem August 29th A TWA 707 was hijacked by Palestinian terrorist to Damascus September 29th - A TWA plane flying from Rome to Lodi Italy was hijacked to Damascus November 27th- The El Al office in Athens was attacked. Innocent bystanders were killed 1970- February 10th. A bus carrying passengers to an a plane is attacked by Palestinian terrorist at the Munich airport February 21st- A Swissair plane on a flight to Israel is blown up in mid air by Palestinian terrorists. April 21st- A bomb explodes aboard a Philippines airliners. All 36 aboard are killed May 22nd Eight Israeli schoolchildren are killed by Arab terrorist. September 6th- An attempt is made to hijack four planes. The attempt to hijack an El Al plane fails, while three other succeed. The planes all end up in the Jordanian desert. 1972 January 26th A bomb explodes on a Yugoslav plane killing all but one passenger May 30th- 24 people are killed at Lod airport by Japanese terrorist recruited by Palestininians July 21st twenty two bombs go off in downtown Belfas killing 11 people September 5th - Eleven members of the Israeli Olympic team are killed by Black September an arm of the PLO led by Yasir Arafat at the Olympic games in Munich 1973-February 23rd- Israel shoots down a Libyan plane over the Sinai desert fearing it was a flying bomb March 8th- Two IRA bombs explode in London killing one person and injuring 200 1973- August 5th Five people are killed when a Libyan terrorist group attacks a TWA plane 1974- September 8th Libyan terrorist plant a bomb on board a TWA plane flying from Athens to Rome, all 85 passengers are killed. November 21st The IRA explodes a series of bombs in Birmingham England- 21 people are killed 1975- September 30th A Hungarian airplane explodes killing all 64 persons on board 1976- January 1st-Eighty-two people are killed aboard a Lebanese plane June 24th- An Air France plane is hijacked to Uganda. Israeli later stages a daring rescue mission to free the hostages. 1978 -March 12th Thirty seven Israelis are killed on a bus by Palestinian terrorists. 1981- April 19th -Thirteen people were killed and 177 injured in a terrorist attack in Davao Philippines. 1982- August 6th- A kosher restaurant is attacked in Paris killing eight. 1983- April 18th Eighty-three people are killed at the US Embassy in Beirut. September 29th- A Gulf Air plane explodes killing all 166 people aboard. October 29th- 241 US Marines are killed in a truck bombing in Beirut by the Islamic Jihad ( controlled by Syria) 1984-September 20th- The US embassy in the Beirut is bombed- 15 are killed 1985 June 23rd 345 people are killed when Sikh terrorist explode a bomb aboard an Air India 747 October 7th- The Cruise ship the Achillo Laura was hijacked by Palestinian terrorists 1986- September 5th A Pan Am aircraft is hijacked by Palestinian terrorists. Twenty passengers are killed. 1988- Pan Am flight 103 is blown up over
[RollTideFan] BAMA on the boards
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/boxscore?gid=200311210006 ROLL TIDE!! kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Fw: Key West Fun
Think they will have this at the Iron Bowl? Joe "We have the sweetest, finest bunch of kids in the world, and I love every one of them, but they're not tough enough. If we don't get some sure-enough, way-down-deep meanness, we're not going to beat anybody." - Alabama legend Bear Bryant. - Original Message - From: Tommy Goodson To: Larry Clifford Cc: Joe Goodson ; Brad Dawson ; Terry W. Glisson ; David Goodson Sent: Friday, November 21, 2003 7:41 AM Subject: Fwd: Key West Fun I'm going to Key West next year for vacation!![EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2003 23:10:46 ESTSubject: Key West FunTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Fantasy Festival in Key West 2003 Do you Yahoo!?Free Pop-Up Blocker - Get it now __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] *Football Fan*
Bama 34 Barners 17 Joe We have the sweetest, finest bunch of kids in the world, and I love every one of them, but they're not tough enough. If we don't get some sure-enough, way-down-deep meanness, we're not going to beat anybody. - Alabama legend Bear Bryant. - Original Message - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 21, 2003 1:22 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] *Football Fan* Now this is what I call a real football fanatic! (See article) BAMA will kick aubarn's a$$ thru their elbows! UA 20 - au 13 .. RTR -VO- . MITCH ALBOM: Better to sit in jail than miss the game November 21, 2003 BY MITCH ALBOM FREE PRESS COLUMNIST The judge called it the most unusual request I've ever had. The defense attorney said, I've never heard anything like it. Even the crook admits he never tried anything this brazen. Then again, it is Michigan-Ohio State weekend. The first thing he wanted me to do, said defense attorney Tully Rogers, was to get him out on bond so he could watch the game. He promised to come right back. I said, 'I don't think the judge is gonna go for that. Maybe we can come up with something else.' What's a crook to do? Jeff Renne, up on forgery charges, thought about the bad checks he'd written. He thought about the punishment, two years in prison. But mostly, he thought about -- as most sports fans do -- the TV reception. And he made up his mind. I am guilty, your honor, he told the judge. He then said he would accept his sentencing, right there, on the spot, if the judge would grant him one request: Let him stay in the local jail through the weekend, rather than send him to the pre-prison reception center. The local jail has television. The center does not. And Renne -- before going up the river -- wanted to watch the game. ...snip... (more) http://www.freep.com/sports/albom/mitch21_20031121.htm __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
Re: [RollTideFan] BAMA on the boards
That's incredible! BAMA shot 34.78% from the field and ONE THE DAMN GAME! BAMA one this game at the charity stripe. ROLE TIED! Slef E. - Original Message - From: kurt rasmussen [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: rtf [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 21, 2003 10:05 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] BAMA on the boards http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/boxscore?gid=200311210006 ROLL TIDE!! kurt __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
[RollTideFan] Iron Bowl 2003
Hot off the press! By: Ward, Butch November 21, 2003 7:46 AM Iron Bowl '03 by: The Goat Man The leaves have fell and it's gettin' cold, It must be time for another Iron Bowl, A lot has happened since Two Thousand and Two, To the Crimson and White and the Orange and Blue... I might as well mention, good ol' Coach Fran, The all-time, hands down, sorriest man, Who the Good Lord might not let into Heaven, I'm glad Oklahoma beat him, by seventy-seven... And over at Auburn the rumor mill, Was bearing down on Tuberville, When he was hearing noises he wanted to muffle, What was Tubby's answer? - The Assistant Coach Shuffle... Meanwhile, Bama thought Coach Price was right, But we didn't know how he spent his nights, Hangin' out with hootchies, carousin' and drinkin', Made us wonder, what was we thinkin'?... So we had to show Coach Price the door, One more ulcer for Mal Moore, You might say Price was not elated, About his story in 'Sports Illustrated'... But it all worked out, we found a coach we like, Don Shula's son, the one named Mike, He's young and smart, he's got lots of class, And through his doors no hookers pass... At this point I cannot neglect, To use a verse to pay respects, Without The Voice of Auburn, Jim Fyffe was his name, Touchdown Auburn! won't ever be the same... Pre-season hype had Auburn the best in the west, We're loaded with hosses, put us to the test!, This is Auburn's year! there were winks, and back-slappin', Now, five lost games later, ... it ain't gonna happen... At Bama the season was a big question mark, Did we have enough depth, would Brody be the spark?, Would the new coaching staff have plenty of knowledge? Would Shula figure out, how to coach in college? Now eleven games later, we're bruised, sore and bloody, Our record's a shambles, Big Al's grass-stained and muddy, But our players never quit, they lay it all on the line, We've come up barely short, in seven overtimes... Our coaches have good game plans but we've got holes to plug, It's hard to do and fight off the injury bug, Brody's been a tough one, he throws the ball with some zing, And that's hard to do with a shoulder busted like a chicken wing... So into Jordan-Hare two mediocres stumble, But do not be deceived, it's gonna be a rumble, 'Cause every coach and player knows that he is on a mission, To be a part of history and carry on the grand tradition... Before we get excited and fill the air with our invective, Let's take just a moment, to get a real perspective, The Tigers and The Tide are getting ready for a war, While half a world away, our kids are fighting for much more... And back here at home, right here in our state, Decent people look for jobs, 'cause things ain't all that great, So as we settle down to enjoy the Iron Bowl game day, God bless Auburn, God bless Bama, and please God, bless the U.S.A Cheers - VO- __ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
