Re: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-18 Thread Stuart Brady
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Ian Collier
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes

PS of course, I could mention there is a whole computer stupidities
web site, but I don't have the URL right now.  Need I say any more than
cup-holder?  :-)

Don't tell me... the CD-ROM drive?

You might be thinking of Dilbert -- http://www.dilbert.com

There's also the one about the person who took a break from work, and
went outside to have a smoke and get a breath of fresh air.
-- 
Stuart Brady


Re: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-18 Thread David L
Had a similar one recently...

Tried to explain to a customer that ISA Modems where no longer available -
and that a PCI one wouldn't fit into her fully loaded motherboard.

Demanded to know why it wasn't possible to saw off the bottom and replace it
with an ISA fitting

Yes right!
-Original Message-
From: Stuart Brady [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Date: 17 July 1999 22:12
Subject: Re: (OT) Stupid people


In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Ian Collier
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes

PS of course, I could mention there is a whole computer stupidities
web site, but I don't have the URL right now.  Need I say any more than
cup-holder?  :-)

Don't tell me... the CD-ROM drive?

You might be thinking of Dilbert -- http://www.dilbert.com

There's also the one about the person who took a break from work, and
went outside to have a smoke and get a breath of fresh air.
--
Stuart Brady





Re: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-18 Thread James R Curry

 Date sent:Fri, 17 Jul 1998 21:52:29 +0100


For goodness sake, please fix it? 

 Had a similar one recently...

--
James R Curry - [EMAIL PROTECTED]

The Balloon Doggies DEMANDED it!


Re: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-18 Thread David L
No.
-Original Message-
From: James R Curry [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Date: 17 July 1999 23:09
Subject: Re: (OT) Stupid people



 Date sent:  Fri, 17 Jul 1998 21:52:29 +0100


For goodness sake, please fix it? 

 Had a similar one recently...

--
James R Curry - [EMAIL PROTECTED]

The Balloon Doggies DEMANDED it!





Re: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-18 Thread Ian Collier
On Fri, Jul 17, 1998 at 09:52:29PM +0100, David L wrote:
 Had a similar one recently...

 Tried to explain to a customer that ISA Modems where no longer available -
 and that a PCI one wouldn't fit into her fully loaded motherboard.

Then there's this bloke who has his clock set one year in the past and refuses
to fix it.

imc


Re: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-18 Thread David L
oh just sod off

-Original Message-
From: Ian Collier [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Date: 18 July 1999 00:24
Subject: Re: (OT) Stupid people


On Fri, Jul 17, 1998 at 09:52:29PM +0100, David L wrote:
 Had a similar one recently...

 Tried to explain to a customer that ISA Modems where no longer
available -
 and that a PCI one wouldn't fit into her fully loaded motherboard.

Then there's this bloke who has his clock set one year in the past and
refuses
to fix it.

imc





Re: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-18 Thread Ian Collier
On Sat, Jul 17, 1999 at 09:59:15PM +0100, Stuart Brady wrote:
 In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Ian Collier
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes
 PS of course, I could mention there is a whole computer stupidities
 web site, but I don't have the URL right now.  Need I say any more than
 cup-holder?  :-)

 Don't tell me... the CD-ROM drive?

Yep.  Haven't you heard that then?

 You might be thinking of Dilbert -- http://www.dilbert.com

No, I was thinking of computer stupidities at Rinkworks, the URL of which
Andrew has already posted.

imc


Re: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-18 Thread James R Curry
From:   David L [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
Subject:Re: (OT) Stupid people
Date sent:  Fri, 17 Jul 1998 23:33:58 +0100
Send reply to:  sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no

 oh just sod off

Well, 'tis a little inconsiderate to other people on this list...

 -Original Message-
 From: Ian Collier [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
 Date: 18 July 1999 00:24
 Subject: Re: (OT) Stupid people
 
 
 On Fri, Jul 17, 1998 at 09:52:29PM +0100, David L wrote:
  Had a similar one recently...
 
  Tried to explain to a customer that ISA Modems where no longer
 available -
  and that a PCI one wouldn't fit into her fully loaded motherboard.
 
 Then there's this bloke who has his clock set one year in the past and
 refuses
 to fix it.


--
James R Curry - [EMAIL PROTECTED]

The Balloon Doggies DEMANDED it!


RE: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-16 Thread Justin Skists
Are you having a best of email responses section on those pages? :)

 -Original Message-
 From: Nick Humphries [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Friday, July 16, 1999 10:14 AM
 To:   sam-users@nvg.ntnu.no
 Subject:  (OT) Stupid people
 
 The YS Rock'n'Roll Years carries a load of original YS articles and
 reviews.
 Here's an email that was sent to me in response to seeing a review of
 Monty On
 The Run:
 
 ---start---
 I cant beleive you still expect people to pay for a game thats ten years
 old come on, it was designed for the commodore
 64the what i now have a 500Mhz
 PIII..surely the price needs to move with the times and it
 should be worth $0.00..a FREE download...
 
 Just a Thought
 ---end---
 
 People *are* stupid...
 
 Nick
 


Re: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-16 Thread Ian Collier
On Fri, Jul 16, 1999 at 10:13:50AM +0100, Nick Humphries wrote:
 Here's an email that was sent to me in response to seeing a review of Monty On
 The Run:

 ---start---
 I cant beleive you still expect people to pay for a game thats ten years
 old 
[snip]

Y'know, it's no more than five minutes since I read an email which must have
been sent as a response to my how to build your own Quantum Leap handlink
web page.  I could mention that I did this an experiment in 1996 and it took
many weeks to make the sole handlink in existence.  The email I have just
received says (name censored to protect the guilty)...

---start---
Could you just send me a pre built handlink please
reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
---end---

imc

PS of course, I could mention there is a whole computer stupidities
web site, but I don't have the URL right now.  Need I say any more than
cup-holder?  :-)


Re: (OT) Stupid people

1999-07-16 Thread Nick Humphries
From: Justin Skists [EMAIL PROTECTED]


Are you having a best of email responses section on those pages? :)


I would do, but haven't really got enough material to start a dedicated section.
There's also a load of emails along the lines of YS's World Of The Speccy
letters section...

An idea for the future, definitely. Since I've added a link bar to every page on
the site, I seem to be getting more and more emails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and 
also since
the E-mail me page has an email form CGI thingy it means it's even easier for
people to email me as they don't need to have the emailer configured on their
browser - in fact, they don't even need an email account...

You get all sorts though. Someone signed themself as :

---begin---
message snipped

   Death is the cure to all diseases,

   Sub Machine Gun
---end---

Sad. Very VERY sad...


Nick