Re: SIMCoupe question

1999-02-25 Thread Psycho Billy

  ...it produces anything but a random image. The same thing on the
  sam produces random dots all voer the place, but in SIMCoupe it
  gives ordered diagnal strips down the page.
 
 On my real Sam it produces diagonal strips given a while.  (Not
 tried in on SimCoupe, so don't know if I'm thinking of the same
 effect - vague diagonal bands of each colour.

Oh. Well bugger to that then. I remembered the SAM doign something 
very differnt. Shows how much I know!

Question withdrawn. (sheepsihly...)
 
 eoe
 
 Tim
 
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a joke

1999-03-01 Thread Psycho Billy
Bill Gates dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets
him: Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting
for you. This will be your home for all eternity.
You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all
your life. Now, since you've got me in a good
mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice
of three places in which you'll be locked up
forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire
in which millions of poor souls are tormented
and tortured. He then takes him to a massive
coliseum where thousands of people are
chased about and devoured by starving lions. 
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which
there is a beautiful young blonde with an
alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on
which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To
Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says I'll take this
option. Fine, says Satan, allowing Bill to
enter the room. Satan locks the room after
Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into
Lucifer. That was Bill Gates! cried Lucifer.
Why did you give him the best place of all!
That's what everyone thinks snickered
Satan. 
The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't!
What about the PC? It's got Windows 95!
laughed Satan. And it's missing three keys,
Which three? Control, Alt and Delete. 


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shameless pluggin

1999-03-16 Thread Psycho Billy
Erm...

update your links. JohnnaPig OnLine has moved to:

http://johnnapig.webjump.com

Anybody who might have had a link please change it, the address is 
effective immediately. And anybody who didn't have a link - shame on 
you.

On anothe note, I'm currently .dsking up the issues of SAM2Sam that I 
have - anybody know why SCADs games won't run in SIM Coupe? Kind of 
screws up the games disks...but I'll put them up on .nvg in case the 
bugs are fixed at a later date.

Oh, and finally, I can never manage to dump stuff in the .nvg 
incoming directory - somebody talk me through connecting please.

Oh, and fourthy, and definetly finally, can SAM2Sam have its own 
directory in the magazines section please. Thanks.

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Re: Red Dwarf

1999-03-18 Thread Psycho Billy
 On Thu, 18 Mar 1999, Aley Keprt wrote:
 
  not funny. That's my opinion. But I really don't understand, what
  has it to do with Sam. (Anyone would make a new stupid action game
  for Sam, as
 
 Nothing, but then neither does a lot of stuff on this list. :-)

Yup - sometimes we should call it former-sam-users ;-)

 
 Paul
 
 

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Forlorn plea...

1999-03-25 Thread Psycho Billy
Hello - 

I've just found out that there were 21 issues made of SAM2Sam. Which 
is a bit of a surprise.

If anybody has issues 15 to 21 in .dsk format (or, in fact, any SAM 
Pd that they fancy posting to me) then I'd love to get hold of them.

Email them over to me and I'll be forever in your debt.

Any news on previous issues of FRED? Are they PD yet? If so, we 
should try and get them up on nvg.

And one other thing - why not start converting nvg files to .dsk 
format seeing as it is just as easy to use on a PC, and yet can also 
be back-written onto a SAM format disk.

Just a few quick thoughts - this list is almost as dead as the 
computer it is supporting at the moment... ;-)

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Re: Forlorn plea...

1999-03-29 Thread Psycho Billy
 Hello -
 
 I've just found out that there were 21 issues made of SAM2Sam.
 Which is a bit of a surprise.
 
 Hang about... Sam2Sam was *your* magazine, wasn't it?? How can there
 be any more issues than you know about, did you compile them in your
 sleep or something?

Gave the rights to another guy - forget his name now - on the deal 
that me and Rob would see each new issue before it was published. 
Kind of a quality control thing. Obivously, he never bothered to keep 
his part of the deal.

 
 How do you mean, PD yet?? Copyright will not expire, as such,
 until 72[1] years after the copyright-holder's death.

Sorry pedant ;-) - I meant has Colin declared any issues PD, and if 
not, why not? There can't be much sales volume in issues 1-50 can 
there?

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RE: Real Sam Users List 30th March 1999

1999-04-01 Thread Psycho Billy
 Oooh...
 
 Took me a while to realise I wasn't Johnna Teare nor Lee Willis.. :)
 

Eh?

 
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
 Bill Ritman
 
 What ever happened to these guys?

Both sort of disspeared around about the time Bob went quiet. Not 
that I want to open up THAT can of worms again...

 
 
 Jut.

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RE: Real Sam Users List 30th March 1999

1999-04-08 Thread Psycho Billy
 Johnna wrote:
 
  Took me a while to realise I wasn't Johnna Teare nor Lee Willis..
  :)
  
 
 Eh?
 
 
 The poster of the list, mixed with my mailer which decided to
 word-wrap it all around the place, made it look like my name
 belonged to one address and my address belong to another name...

Ah! Formatted fine for me in Pegasus Mail - easily the best client
 
 Justin.
 

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Win32 SimCoupe

1999-04-18 Thread Psycho Billy
Where can I get hold of the alpha SimCoupe for Win32?


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Re: New Argument about COPYING (WAS CLOSING ARGUEEMENT ON

1999-04-21 Thread Psycho Billy

 I never thought I'd do this, but *PLONK*.
 
 Andrew
 

Is he having a poo?

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Re: New Argument about COPYING (WAS CLOSING ARGUEEMENT ON

1999-04-21 Thread Psycho Billy
 Some already does ;)
 
 Especially if it happens to be the Atom ;)


David Ledbury - you are a walking advertising hoarding ;-)

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Re: CLOSING ARGUEEMENT ON - SimCoupe protected disks C

1999-04-21 Thread Psycho Billy
.
 
 @ 1 point i was about to DUMP all my sam stuff onto NVG's ftp for
 all to have , this would have included the ablility to recreate a
 POP/LEMS disk with out any probs at all (I Still have MAsters) , 
 and E-Copy 3. But was asked not to so what was still being sold on
 Sam could continue and bring in what little money was still coming
 in.
 
 Chris
 

Do it. Everybody who has ever wanted to buy lemmings or pop has got 
it now surely - I wouldn't even know where to point someone t buy a 
copy.

The SAM world can only survive if we start to pool our resources and 
help to advance SIM Coupe ie. getting it running in WIn32 properly.

(Still no nearer tofinding that Win32 version - anybody going to let 
me in on th esecret?)

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Putting the whole boring argumet simply

1999-04-21 Thread Psycho Billy
Forget the law - we're all old enough to realise taht there is no 
money to be made in teh SAM world these days anyway so if people copy 
software there is sod all you can do about it, but there is sod all 
you are losing either.

The fact is this...SIM Coupe is the only way many people will 
maintain an interest in teh SAM World. My power supply is on its way 
out, and my disk drive is knackered. When they finally die, I will 
not be replacing them. instead, I'll keep hold of my sam stuff in a 
nice little file on my PC.

If we kick up a fuss about distriubting software in .dsk format, SIM 
Coupe will become utterly useless and what is left of the SAM 
community will die out.

It's a choice as simple as that - support SIM Coupe, or kill off the 
last connection many people will have to SAM, and effectively kill 
off this little community of which we are all so fond.

Thoughts?

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Re: Putting the whole boring argumet simply

1999-04-29 Thread Psycho Billy
 If the only Sams being used are virtual then probably less software
 will be produced. Why write software for a virtual Sam as hardly
 anyone will use it or need to use it as anything the VR Sam can do
 the machine they are running it on can do and faster.

This would be a problem if there was any great supply of 
work-in-progress software out there. But there isn't. Chris' Defender 
came as a nice surprise to everybody, but can anybody realisiticly 
remember the last game that was released before that? Stratosphere is 
about as far back as I can think, and that was at the start of last 
year!

And to counter that argument, if people could develop on SIM Coupe 
and then write the4 software back to floppy for distrubiton on 
standard SAM's then I think we would see more released on the SAM. 
What would you rather do - roam through your atic blowing the dust 
off your SAM and setting it up (plugging it into your telly, digging 
out your old disks box, crossing your fingers and hoping everything 
still works), or double click on the SIM Coupe icon on your desktop 
and crack on?

  Without a real
 Sam the Sam community will die or stay at maybe 100 users as no new
 users will be recruited to a virtual Sam community, because to use a
 virtual Sam you need a fast machine and if you have one most people
 will use software produced by the big software companies as most
 will not have heard of Sam.

Firstly, dispell the myth that there are new users comig to the SAM. 
there are not. THe only people still here are those who mades friends 
in teh community and want to keep in touch. People who use the 
machine as a serious computer can be counted on one hand.

As to saying no new users will be recruited to a virtual SAM 
comnuity, that is ludicrous. If the SIm Coupe source is out there, 
then those who heard of the SAM Coupe but never got around to buying 
one can now try the machie for free. Okay, maybe they'll download the 
software, try it once ad then bin it, but at least we are getting 
ourselves seen by others. Nobody is going to spend stlg200 ona new 
SAM just to test the water when they can run it perfectly well, and 
buy legitiimate games from legitimate publishers, on a PC. If the 
software companies such as Persona and Revelation think on ahead, 
they could supply the .dsk files themselves, charging for them as 
they would software in SAM format, and us PC owners could go about 
using them quite happily.

Accept that SIM Coupe is here, and attempt to do something abotu it 
other than complain. Get one step ahead of the game by supplying your 
own .dsk files for sale - yes they;re easily copiable, but so has 
nearly all SAM software since the dawn of time (XCopy Pro on the 
Amiga worked fine for me).

Oh, and you don't need an especially fast maching to run SIM Coupe. 
I've got a 486/66 that runs it rather nicely in DOS.

 Power supplies are easy things to
 replace a standard PC supply can be modified very easily as long as
 you use the scart for sound and picture. I use one on my Sam. Disk
 drives can be replaced not as easily but it can be done. Most of the
 problems with the slimline drives is the drive belt which can be
 replaced.

But why should I have to pay inflated prices for disk drives - I can 
get one for a tenner for my PC. And the SAM power supplies are so 
damn unreliable (I've had about sven of them) I'm loathe to invest 
more dead money into them when I can run my SAM, write games, stay in 
touch all from my PC.

 I am not saying that the SimCoupe should be stopped but
 protection of new software must be the priority. So if you want to
 run software on SimCoupe then do it legally. This means that there
 must be protection built into SimCoupe so anyone releasing software
 can release a version that will work on simcoupe if the purchaser
 requests it. So maybe the software would need to be licensed to that
 person, as mentioned by Si Owen.


It may come as a shock to many SAM users, but there is a whole new 
worl dof technology out there that we must eitehr embrace, by 
supporting SIM Coupe in every way we possibly can, or watch the SAM 
community upgrade to PC and forget all about our lovealbe little 
bluer footed soldier.

My friends, it is time to move on.

 
 
 Richard.
 

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Leaving on a jet plane

1999-05-10 Thread Psycho Billy
And so three years on sam-users comes to an end. My time at uni is 
up, I don't have internet access at home, and I'm going back into the 
sam wilderness.

It's been fun, mostly, and we've had some interesting debates. Things 
have gone a bit shit recently with all that dull microsoft / pc stuff 
- you can get that kind of chat anywhere on teh net - we're a 
sam-users list and we should stay that way - but when we do get on 
about sam, we come up with some intersdting stuff that's worth 
hanging around for.

i don't imagine they will, but if anybody has got an urgent need to 
contact me, my account at uni will be opne unti lthe end of may, and 
then I'll have a hotmail one ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) which I'll be 
checking once every blue moon.

Right, that's it! I'm hanign garound till the end of teh afternoon, 
and then unsubbing.

Thank you to one and all, and keep the faith with SAM in some form, 
especially SIM Coupe, because if it wasn't worth it we wouldn't still 
be here after ten baron years.

Love long and perspire

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