RE: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade

2009-09-26 Thread Martin Baxter

Keith, an addendum to my revious on this -- I'd sooner re-watch Bad Boys 2 
than Ballistic, even if you cut Gabrielle out of the former entirely.

If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in bloody 
hell hired the director? -- Charles L Grant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik




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Wow, really was that bad, huh? 
Can you give me a quick indication of why? I mean, i find it hard to imagine 
how something could be so much worse than Bad Boys 2...

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Oh, and Keith -- you spared yourself much pain by missing Ballistic: Ecks vs 
Sever. When I finally saw it (letting it filter all the way down to cable), 
the only things I wanted to sever were my optic nerves.

If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in bloody 
hell hired the director? -- Charles L Grant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik





To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
From: keithbjohn...@comcast.net
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:01:36 +
Subject: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade















 





  
Not at all surprised to see Catwoman on tis list, despite some of you who 
inexplicably thought it was some kind of sly tongue-in-cheek 
masterpiece.(George, didn't you send a favorable review of it from England? )  
Also not surprised to see Battlefield Earth on there. I tried to watch that 
one rainy Sunday morning when I didn't want to go anywhere--and turned the 
channel after ten minutes.  Never saw this Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever  flick. 
The trailers were so bad I avoided it. Same for Eddie Murphy's Adventures of 
Pluto Nash, Norbit, and anything with Big Mamma in the title.

 

Thoughts? Anything on here undeservedly, to your mind? Anything not on here 
that should be?

 

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to chuckle-deficient comedies (Epic Movie), from hapless sequels (Basic 
Instinct 2) to scare-free would-be fright fests (Alone in the Dark). We've 
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RE: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade

2009-09-25 Thread Martin Baxter

Does the fact that I kinda liked The New Guy stand as a mark against me?

Beyond that, the list looks pretty solid, though how U__ B__l barely cracked 
the Top Fifty with  BloodRayne is amazing, in and of itself. That's the stuff 
of nightmares. And HOW did I miss Gabrielle in Constellation?

If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in bloody 
hell hired the director? -- Charles L Grant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik




To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
From: keithbjohn...@comcast.net
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:01:36 +
Subject: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade















 





  
Not at all surprised to see Catwoman on tis list, despite some of you who 
inexplicably thought it was some kind of sly tongue-in-cheek 
masterpiece.(George, didn't you send a favorable review of it from England? )  
Also not surprised to see Battlefield Earth on there. I tried to watch that 
one rainy Sunday morning when I didn't want to go anywhere--and turned the 
channel after ten minutes.  Never saw this Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever  flick. 
The trailers were so bad I avoided it. Same for Eddie Murphy's Adventures of 
Pluto Nash, Norbit, and anything with Big Mamma in the title.

 

Thoughts? Anything on here undeservedly, to your mind? Anything not on here 
that should be?

 

*

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/


Intro | How It Works 

Over the last decade, we've collected reviews for thousands of movies. Most 
films, even profoundly mediocre ones, can expect to receive at least cursory 
support from the pundits. However, once in a while, a film will take such a 
critical drubbing that further attention is warranted. That's where our Worst 
of the Worst list comes in. We've compiled a veritable cornucopia of dull, 
foolhardy, and outright terrible films, from legendary duds (Battlefield Earth) 
to chuckle-deficient comedies (Epic Movie), from hapless sequels (Basic 
Instinct 2) to scare-free would-be fright fests (Alone in the Dark). We've 
pored over the reviews to bring you the lowest Tomatometers of the decade -- 
including several (All About Steve, Whiteout) that were released within the 
last several weeks. In other words, we suffered for our work -- now it's your 
turn. 


Each critic from our discrete list gets one vote, all weighted equally. 
Reviews without ratings are not counted toward the results. 
Because reviews are continually added, manually and otherwise, we have a cutoff 
date at which new reviews are not counted. The current cut off date is 
9/21/2009. 
The movies contained in this list are from 2000 to 2009. 
We rank the movies by Tomatometer. in the event of a tie score, the film with 
more reviews is ranked more highly. 


 

  













  
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RE: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade

2009-09-25 Thread Martin Baxter

Oh, and Keith -- you spared yourself much pain by missing Ballistic: Ecks vs 
Sever. When I finally saw it (letting it filter all the way down to cable), 
the only things I wanted to sever were my optic nerves.

If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in bloody 
hell hired the director? -- Charles L Grant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik




To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
From: keithbjohn...@comcast.net
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:01:36 +
Subject: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade















 





  
Not at all surprised to see Catwoman on tis list, despite some of you who 
inexplicably thought it was some kind of sly tongue-in-cheek 
masterpiece.(George, didn't you send a favorable review of it from England? )  
Also not surprised to see Battlefield Earth on there. I tried to watch that 
one rainy Sunday morning when I didn't want to go anywhere--and turned the 
channel after ten minutes.  Never saw this Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever  flick. 
The trailers were so bad I avoided it. Same for Eddie Murphy's Adventures of 
Pluto Nash, Norbit, and anything with Big Mamma in the title.

 

Thoughts? Anything on here undeservedly, to your mind? Anything not on here 
that should be?

 

*

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/


Intro | How It Works 

Over the last decade, we've collected reviews for thousands of movies. Most 
films, even profoundly mediocre ones, can expect to receive at least cursory 
support from the pundits. However, once in a while, a film will take such a 
critical drubbing that further attention is warranted. That's where our Worst 
of the Worst list comes in. We've compiled a veritable cornucopia of dull, 
foolhardy, and outright terrible films, from legendary duds (Battlefield Earth) 
to chuckle-deficient comedies (Epic Movie), from hapless sequels (Basic 
Instinct 2) to scare-free would-be fright fests (Alone in the Dark). We've 
pored over the reviews to bring you the lowest Tomatometers of the decade -- 
including several (All About Steve, Whiteout) that were released within the 
last several weeks. In other words, we suffered for our work -- now it's your 
turn. 


Each critic from our discrete list gets one vote, all weighted equally. 
Reviews without ratings are not counted toward the results. 
Because reviews are continually added, manually and otherwise, we have a cutoff 
date at which new reviews are not counted. The current cut off date is 
9/21/2009. 
The movies contained in this list are from 2000 to 2009. 
We rank the movies by Tomatometer. in the event of a tie score, the film with 
more reviews is ranked more highly. 


 

  













  
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Re: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade

2009-09-25 Thread Keith Johnson
Wow, really was that bad, huh? 
Can you give me a quick indication of why? I mean, i find it hard to imagine 
how something could be so much worse than Bad Boys 2... 

- Original Message - 
From: Martin Baxter truthseeker...@hotmail.com 
To: SciFiNoir2 scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, September 25, 2009 4:33:46 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern 
Subject: RE: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade 






Oh, and Keith -- you spared yourself much pain by missing Ballistic: Ecks vs 
Sever. When I finally saw it (letting it filter all the way down to cable), 
the only things I wanted to sever were my optic nerves. 

If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in bloody 
hell hired the director? -- Charles L Grant 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik 





To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com 
From: keithbjohn...@comcast.net 
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:01:36 + 
Subject: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade 






Not at all surprised to see Catwoman on tis list, despite some of you who 
inexplicably thought it was some kind of sly tongue-in-cheek 
masterpiece.(George, didn't you send a favorable review of it from England? ) 
Also not surprised to see Battlefield Earth on there. I tried to watch that 
one rainy Sunday morning when I didn't want to go anywhere--and turned the 
channel after ten minutes. Never saw this Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever flick. 
The trailers were so bad I avoided it. Same for Eddie Murphy's Adventures of 
Pluto Nash, Norbit, and anything with Big Mamma in the title. 

Thoughts? Anything on here undeservedly, to your mind? Anything not on here 
that should be? 

* 
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/ 

Intro | How It Works 

Over the last decade, we've collected reviews for thousands of movies. Most 
films, even profoundly mediocre ones, can expect to receive at least cursory 
support from the pundits. However, once in a while, a film will take such a 
critical drubbing that further attention is warranted. That's where our Worst 
of the Worst list comes in. We've compiled a veritable cornucopia of dull, 
foolhardy, and outright terrible films, from legendary duds ( Battlefield Earth 
) to chuckle-deficient comedies ( Epic Movie ), from hapless sequels ( Basic 
Instinct 2 ) to scare-free would-be fright fests ( Alone in the Dark ). We've 
pored over the reviews to bring you the lowest Tomatometers of the decade -- 
including several ( All About Steve , Whiteout ) that were released within the 
last several weeks. In other words, we suffered for our work -- now it's your 
turn. 


• Each critic from our discrete list gets one vote, all weighted equally. 
• Reviews without ratings are not counted toward the results. 
• Because reviews are continually added, manually and otherwise, we have a 
cutoff date at which new reviews are not counted. The current cut off date is 
9/21/2009. 
• The movies contained in this list are from 2000 to 2009. 
• We rank the movies by Tomatometer. in the event of a tie score, the film 
with more reviews is ranked more highly. 





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