RE: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade
Keith, an addendum to my revious on this -- I'd sooner re-watch Bad Boys 2 than Ballistic, even if you cut Gabrielle out of the former entirely. If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in bloody hell hired the director? -- Charles L Grant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com From: keithbjohn...@comcast.net Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:31:50 + Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade Wow, really was that bad, huh? Can you give me a quick indication of why? I mean, i find it hard to imagine how something could be so much worse than Bad Boys 2... - Original Message - From: Martin Baxter truthseeker...@hotmail.com To: SciFiNoir2 scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com Sent: Friday, September 25, 2009 4:33:46 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern Subject: RE: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade Oh, and Keith -- you spared yourself much pain by missing Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever. When I finally saw it (letting it filter all the way down to cable), the only things I wanted to sever were my optic nerves. If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in bloody hell hired the director? -- Charles L Grant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com From: keithbjohn...@comcast.net Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:01:36 + Subject: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade Not at all surprised to see Catwoman on tis list, despite some of you who inexplicably thought it was some kind of sly tongue-in-cheek masterpiece.(George, didn't you send a favorable review of it from England? ) Also not surprised to see Battlefield Earth on there. I tried to watch that one rainy Sunday morning when I didn't want to go anywhere--and turned the channel after ten minutes. Never saw this Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever flick. The trailers were so bad I avoided it. Same for Eddie Murphy's Adventures of Pluto Nash, Norbit, and anything with Big Mamma in the title. Thoughts? Anything on here undeservedly, to your mind? Anything not on here that should be? * http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/ Intro | How It Works Over the last decade, we've collected reviews for thousands of movies. Most films, even profoundly mediocre ones, can expect to receive at least cursory support from the pundits. However, once in a while, a film will take such a critical drubbing that further attention is warranted. That's where our Worst of the Worst list comes in. We've compiled a veritable cornucopia of dull, foolhardy, and outright terrible films, from legendary duds (Battlefield Earth) to chuckle-deficient comedies (Epic Movie), from hapless sequels (Basic Instinct 2) to scare-free would-be fright fests (Alone in the Dark). We've pored over the reviews to bring you the lowest Tomatometers of the decade -- including several (All About Steve, Whiteout) that were released within the last several weeks. In other words, we suffered for our work -- now it's your turn. Each critic from our discrete list gets one vote, all weighted equally. Reviews without ratings are not counted toward the results. Because reviews are continually added, manually and otherwise, we have a cutoff date at which new reviews are not counted. The current cut off date is 9/21/2009. The movies contained in this list are from 2000 to 2009. We rank the movies by Tomatometer. in the event of a tie score, the film with more reviews is ranked more highly. Microsoft brings you a new way to search the web. Try Bing™ now _ Insert movie times and more without leaving Hotmail®. http://windowslive.com/Tutorial/Hotmail/QuickAdd?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_HM_Tutorial_QuickAdd_062009
RE: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade
Does the fact that I kinda liked The New Guy stand as a mark against me? Beyond that, the list looks pretty solid, though how U__ B__l barely cracked the Top Fifty with BloodRayne is amazing, in and of itself. That's the stuff of nightmares. And HOW did I miss Gabrielle in Constellation? If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in bloody hell hired the director? -- Charles L Grant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com From: keithbjohn...@comcast.net Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:01:36 + Subject: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade Not at all surprised to see Catwoman on tis list, despite some of you who inexplicably thought it was some kind of sly tongue-in-cheek masterpiece.(George, didn't you send a favorable review of it from England? ) Also not surprised to see Battlefield Earth on there. I tried to watch that one rainy Sunday morning when I didn't want to go anywhere--and turned the channel after ten minutes. Never saw this Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever flick. The trailers were so bad I avoided it. Same for Eddie Murphy's Adventures of Pluto Nash, Norbit, and anything with Big Mamma in the title. Thoughts? Anything on here undeservedly, to your mind? Anything not on here that should be? * http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/ Intro | How It Works Over the last decade, we've collected reviews for thousands of movies. Most films, even profoundly mediocre ones, can expect to receive at least cursory support from the pundits. However, once in a while, a film will take such a critical drubbing that further attention is warranted. That's where our Worst of the Worst list comes in. We've compiled a veritable cornucopia of dull, foolhardy, and outright terrible films, from legendary duds (Battlefield Earth) to chuckle-deficient comedies (Epic Movie), from hapless sequels (Basic Instinct 2) to scare-free would-be fright fests (Alone in the Dark). We've pored over the reviews to bring you the lowest Tomatometers of the decade -- including several (All About Steve, Whiteout) that were released within the last several weeks. In other words, we suffered for our work -- now it's your turn. Each critic from our discrete list gets one vote, all weighted equally. Reviews without ratings are not counted toward the results. Because reviews are continually added, manually and otherwise, we have a cutoff date at which new reviews are not counted. The current cut off date is 9/21/2009. The movies contained in this list are from 2000 to 2009. We rank the movies by Tomatometer. in the event of a tie score, the film with more reviews is ranked more highly. _ Insert movie times and more without leaving Hotmail®. http://windowslive.com/Tutorial/Hotmail/QuickAdd?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_HM_Tutorial_QuickAdd_062009
RE: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade
Oh, and Keith -- you spared yourself much pain by missing Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever. When I finally saw it (letting it filter all the way down to cable), the only things I wanted to sever were my optic nerves. If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in bloody hell hired the director? -- Charles L Grant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com From: keithbjohn...@comcast.net Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:01:36 + Subject: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade Not at all surprised to see Catwoman on tis list, despite some of you who inexplicably thought it was some kind of sly tongue-in-cheek masterpiece.(George, didn't you send a favorable review of it from England? ) Also not surprised to see Battlefield Earth on there. I tried to watch that one rainy Sunday morning when I didn't want to go anywhere--and turned the channel after ten minutes. Never saw this Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever flick. The trailers were so bad I avoided it. Same for Eddie Murphy's Adventures of Pluto Nash, Norbit, and anything with Big Mamma in the title. Thoughts? Anything on here undeservedly, to your mind? Anything not on here that should be? * http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/ Intro | How It Works Over the last decade, we've collected reviews for thousands of movies. Most films, even profoundly mediocre ones, can expect to receive at least cursory support from the pundits. However, once in a while, a film will take such a critical drubbing that further attention is warranted. That's where our Worst of the Worst list comes in. We've compiled a veritable cornucopia of dull, foolhardy, and outright terrible films, from legendary duds (Battlefield Earth) to chuckle-deficient comedies (Epic Movie), from hapless sequels (Basic Instinct 2) to scare-free would-be fright fests (Alone in the Dark). We've pored over the reviews to bring you the lowest Tomatometers of the decade -- including several (All About Steve, Whiteout) that were released within the last several weeks. In other words, we suffered for our work -- now it's your turn. Each critic from our discrete list gets one vote, all weighted equally. Reviews without ratings are not counted toward the results. Because reviews are continually added, manually and otherwise, we have a cutoff date at which new reviews are not counted. The current cut off date is 9/21/2009. The movies contained in this list are from 2000 to 2009. We rank the movies by Tomatometer. in the event of a tie score, the film with more reviews is ranked more highly. _ Microsoft brings you a new way to search the web. Try Bing™ now http://www.bing.com?form=MFEHPGpubl=WLHMTAGcrea=TEXT_MFEHPG_Core_tagline_try bing_1x1
Re: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade
Wow, really was that bad, huh? Can you give me a quick indication of why? I mean, i find it hard to imagine how something could be so much worse than Bad Boys 2... - Original Message - From: Martin Baxter truthseeker...@hotmail.com To: SciFiNoir2 scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com Sent: Friday, September 25, 2009 4:33:46 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern Subject: RE: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade Oh, and Keith -- you spared yourself much pain by missing Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever. When I finally saw it (letting it filter all the way down to cable), the only things I wanted to sever were my optic nerves. If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in bloody hell hired the director? -- Charles L Grant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com From: keithbjohn...@comcast.net Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:01:36 + Subject: [scifinoir2] Rotten Tomatoes Picks Worst Movies of the Last Decade Not at all surprised to see Catwoman on tis list, despite some of you who inexplicably thought it was some kind of sly tongue-in-cheek masterpiece.(George, didn't you send a favorable review of it from England? ) Also not surprised to see Battlefield Earth on there. I tried to watch that one rainy Sunday morning when I didn't want to go anywhere--and turned the channel after ten minutes. Never saw this Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever flick. The trailers were so bad I avoided it. Same for Eddie Murphy's Adventures of Pluto Nash, Norbit, and anything with Big Mamma in the title. Thoughts? Anything on here undeservedly, to your mind? Anything not on here that should be? * http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/ Intro | How It Works Over the last decade, we've collected reviews for thousands of movies. Most films, even profoundly mediocre ones, can expect to receive at least cursory support from the pundits. However, once in a while, a film will take such a critical drubbing that further attention is warranted. That's where our Worst of the Worst list comes in. We've compiled a veritable cornucopia of dull, foolhardy, and outright terrible films, from legendary duds ( Battlefield Earth ) to chuckle-deficient comedies ( Epic Movie ), from hapless sequels ( Basic Instinct 2 ) to scare-free would-be fright fests ( Alone in the Dark ). We've pored over the reviews to bring you the lowest Tomatometers of the decade -- including several ( All About Steve , Whiteout ) that were released within the last several weeks. In other words, we suffered for our work -- now it's your turn. • Each critic from our discrete list gets one vote, all weighted equally. • Reviews without ratings are not counted toward the results. • Because reviews are continually added, manually and otherwise, we have a cutoff date at which new reviews are not counted. The current cut off date is 9/21/2009. • The movies contained in this list are from 2000 to 2009. • We rank the movies by Tomatometer. in the event of a tie score, the film with more reviews is ranked more highly. Microsoft brings you a new way to search the web. Try Bing™ now