I would like to encourage each and everyone of you to seriously consider
the charity described below.
Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to
help those in need.
Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the
seven-figure salary level.
More tragic, they will be deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy
and current SEC investigation. But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a
month*, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen
projection TV) you can help an Enron executive remain economically
viable during his time of need.
Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron
exec it could mean the difference between vacationing in Fiji and owning
it. It will enable him or her to trade in the year-old Lexus for a new
Ferrari without jeopardizing those jealously guarded "retirement"
accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans. To you, seven hundred dollars
is nothing more than rent, a car note, or a second mortgage payment.
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec you
sponsor. Detailed information about his/ her stocks, bonds, 401(k), real
estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home.
Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio grow
exponentially--and that's just his disclosed assets!
Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the
exec (unsigned) - for a signed photo, please include an additional
$50.00. Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other
people's suffering.
Your Enron exec will be told that he/she has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just
wants to help in a time of need. Although the exec won't know your name,
he or she will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special
operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected
expenses. And there will be those. As poor Mrs. Ley so sincerely
reported, her husband somehow managed to misplace over $100 million that
he received in just the last 2 years. Stephen King couldn't script a
scenario more frightening.
I'd write more, but I'm having trouble seeing through my tears. Thank
you for your _expression_ of love.
*Per special regulation passed in closed session this past year,
contributions are tax-deductible only to recipients.
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