Re: [Texascavers] speleo-illnesses

2018-04-22 Thread Michael Sisson
David, you're still a dumbass after all these years. 

> On Apr 22, 2018, at 5:57 PM, Michael Gibbons <6453...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> I would consult Dr. Demento, he might amputate around the third vertebrate.
> I'm told that procedure severes the symptoms.
> He discourages counseling, says that only hides the problem,  like a head in 
> your bowling bag. 
> 
>> On Sun, Apr 22, 2018, 5:25 PM David  wrote:
>> I can not distinguish these symptoms from the same identical reactions from 
>> my marital-illness.
>> 
>> I wonder if I can get a gov't grant to explore possible common 
>> chemical-changes in the bloodstream ??
>> 
>> However, my symptoms have been persistent steadily 24/7 since I uttered that 
>> fatal phrase, "I Do, l" seventeen years, ( or was it eighteen ), but the 
>> symptoms were semi-present before the engagement ??
>> 
>> [ Sidenote: I met someone once happily married for 20 plus years with no 
>> apparent symptoms.  So their must be an immunity in the DNA somewhere. ]
>> 
>> 
>> To add to the irony of all this, 
>> 
>> I am about to eat a very elegant dinner at a 5-star restaurant on a 
>> riverfront-patio while listening to relaxing latino-jazz music and watching 
>> the sunset over the river ( Oyster Creek in Sugarland ) with my wife and 
>> Cavepearl [ charging this to my credit card in hopes of finding work next 
>> month.  Really smart move, I will regret ]
>> 
>> https://www.dropbox.com/s/f0lcunmyrhc0owy/Cavepearl-Ekis.jpg?dl=0
>> 
>> David Locklear
>> 
>> P.S.
>> 
>> I am now fantisizing / brainstorming about a road-trip to Carlsbad in 4 or 5 
>> days.
>> 
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Re: [Texascavers] speleo-illnesses

2018-04-22 Thread Michael Gibbons
I would consult Dr. Demento, he might amputate around the third vertebrate.
I'm told that procedure severes the symptoms.
He discourages counseling, says that only hides the problem,  like a head
in your bowling bag.

On Sun, Apr 22, 2018, 5:25 PM David  wrote:

> I can not distinguish these symptoms from the same identical reactions
> from my marital-illness.
>
> I wonder if I can get a gov't grant to explore possible common
> chemical-changes in the bloodstream ??
>
> However, my symptoms have been persistent steadily 24/7 since I uttered
> that fatal phrase, "I Do, l" seventeen years, ( or was it eighteen ), but
> the symptoms were semi-present before the engagement ??
>
> [ Sidenote: I met someone once happily married for 20 plus years with no
> apparent symptoms.  So their must be an immunity in the DNA somewhere. ]
>
>
> To add to the irony of all this,
>
> I am about to eat a very elegant dinner at a 5-star restaurant on a
> riverfront-patio while listening to relaxing latino-jazz music and watching
> the sunset over the river ( Oyster Creek in Sugarland ) with my wife and
> Cavepearl [ charging this to my credit card in hopes of finding work next
> month.  Really smart move, I will regret ]
>
> https://www.dropbox.com/s/f0lcunmyrhc0owy/Cavepearl-Ekis.jpg?dl=0
>
> David Locklear
>
> P.S.
>
> I am now fantisizing / brainstorming about a road-trip to Carlsbad in 4 or
> 5 days.
>
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Re: [Texascavers] speleo-illnesses

2018-04-22 Thread David
I can not distinguish these symptoms from the same identical reactions from
my marital-illness.

I wonder if I can get a gov't grant to explore possible common
chemical-changes in the bloodstream ??

However, my symptoms have been persistent steadily 24/7 since I uttered
that fatal phrase, "I Do, l" seventeen years, ( or was it eighteen ), but
the symptoms were semi-present before the engagement ??

[ Sidenote: I met someone once happily married for 20 plus years with no
apparent symptoms.  So their must be an immunity in the DNA somewhere. ]


To add to the irony of all this,

I am about to eat a very elegant dinner at a 5-star restaurant on a
riverfront-patio while listening to relaxing latino-jazz music and watching
the sunset over the river ( Oyster Creek in Sugarland ) with my wife and
Cavepearl [ charging this to my credit card in hopes of finding work next
month.  Really smart move, I will regret ]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/f0lcunmyrhc0owy/Cavepearl-Ekis.jpg?dl=0

David Locklear

P.S.

I am now fantisizing / brainstorming about a road-trip to Carlsbad in 4 or
5 days.
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