A Few More Things I Learned from TAGS
Little old ladies shouldn't clank. If you are riding a motocycle and you open your mouth with the tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth it is impossible to say a word that begins with the letter s. You should always keep the jail cell key in the desk drawer. A penny struck by lightning is worth two cents. Thunder is just two clouds bumping into each other. If you have chickens to throw, you have chickens to sell. The color black makes a person look so thin. The name Hoggette is French. It is OK to drink elixer during National Potato Week. Be sure to take your name off Girlie Magazines before you throw them in the dump. Never two time your girlfriend by going out with a girl with a peanut butter name. ( Skippy) Baked Alaska is a new dessert that came out when Alaska became a state. A salt and pepper suit is just perfect for the dip when you are dancing. Don't chew your cabbage twice. Birds talk to each other. It is easier to play a horn if you Andy Gump your chin a little. Women should let the men worry about government business. If you see a man dressed in black riding a white horse east to west, a divorce is null and void. There are worse things than being a hick; like being a hungry one. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.mayberryreflections.com ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
RE: Inarculation Time in Eau Claire
...I just realized today that I haven't had my flu shot yet. So tomorrow I plan to get inarculated. I hope they don't wipe off the alcohol after the inarculation. I love that smell. - Ken, just don't go getting yourself incarcerated. Too much alcohol can do that to you. Don Otis Good ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Alumni Sighting
Howard McNear and Dabbs Greer supporting Andy Devine in a Twilight Zone episode. dan ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
voting
I'd hafta' join you folks who would vote for Mayor Pike as Mayor Stoner was just too cut and dried about things; as Barn said you have to go not so much by the book but by the heart. Unfortunately, Roy Stoner didn't seem to have much heart. Aunt Bee of Orlando ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Hal Smith appearance
http://www.archive.org/details/StarsOverTexashttp://www.archive.org/details/StarsOverTexas ...Right there on main street, selling all kinds of junk, just like Mr. Haney used to do, was our own Otis. I could not believe my eyes. He was so slim and trim, but the face was the same. Anyway if anyone wants to see the very first appearance ever made on film by Hal Smith, I included a link at the top of this page. Or you can just go to IMDB and type in Stars Over Texas to watch Otis. By the way, he was sober in this movie. I checked this out. This is the youngest that I had ever seen Hal Smith. Yes, he was definitely trimmer than during his TAGS days. For those who, like me, just wanted to see Hal and not watch the entire movie, his appearance occurs just after the 17-minute mark. Thelma Lou (Janet) ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
