Rules to Remember When Visiting Mayberry
With Mayberry Days quickly approaching I thought I would like a set of rules for visiting Mayberry in case it is your first time there. Never eat a cucumber made by Aunt Bee. Never hit your mother in law with a leg of lamb. Never throw a chicken at your spouse. Never accept a dinner invitation by the Darling family. Never dip your hat in a horse trough. Never keep your drapes open while watching TV with your girlfriend. Never make an illegal u turn on Main Street. Never sign nomination papers for a female town council candidate. Never buy a nickel that has the buffalo pointing the wrong way. Never drink cider when the Governor is coming to town. Never give a pretty girl a police escort to the post office. Never ride in a car driven by Early Gilly. Never park your sidecar motorcycle in front of the Court House. Never buy a girl named Mavis Neft a root beer float. Never wear Witch Hazel around the Morrison sisters. Never buy magazines that have “girlie pictures”. Never kill a carp by hitting it over the head with the blunt end of an ax. Never cook chili in your room in a rooming house. Never buy a mink stole from the trunk of a car. Never serve Indian Elixir at a Woman's Church Group. Never call someone a “third party” even if it isn't dirty. And finally, never, ever, share your snow cone with Vicky Harms. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.themayberryguru.com www.mayberryreflections.com ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
RE: Rules to remember...
Those are good rules to live by, Ken! Did you forget Never ever mess with the Women's Aid Society or was that Never ever mess with the Ladies' Auxiliary? That one could save a life!!! ;) And finally, never, ever, share your snow cone with Vicky Harms. -- Ken Anderson ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
What not to do at Mayberry Days
Never make an illegal u turn on Main Street. Well, if you tried it would be a true malfeasance because in Mt. Airy Main Street is one way. That photo of a pork chop sandwich from Snappy Lunch that Allan, aka Floyd, posted yesterday on Facebook twangs my buds. 32 days and counting till I get mine. Harriet, the chicken thief, hiding out in Kelsey's Woods, USA Johnny Paul Jason says chewing tar is good for the teeth..That's an old wives taleJohnny Paul ain't married. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Jack Burns
Speaking of Jack Burns, whatever happened to him? Bee in New Concord, OH Brenda J. Higgins One Weird Trick Could add $1,000s to Your Social Security Checks! See if you Qualify#8230 http://thirdpartyoffers.netzero.net/TGL3241/5218efed1ba3d6fed607est02duc ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Danny Thomas Show
For those of you who have never seen Sheriff Andy Taylor's first appearance... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4CnGAacQbI -- Walter Ted Kamprad The Parts Whisperer ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Duplicate introductions
Did anybody notice thatThe manicurist and the Jinx both start with the same opening scene? Danny Thomas's brother is walking with a woman past the barbershop. The next scene is different when it shows the inside of the barbershop. Paul in PA ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Punch In The Nose
That punch in the nose episode reminds me of a line that I think is so funny. Andy to Barney: No it's NOT our fault it's YOUR fault! Sent from Cheryl's iPhone ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
