*Pickle Joke*
*Q. Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?*
*A*. They're well bread!
*Q. How can you tell when there's 1,000 pounds of pickles under your bed?*
*A*. Because you're closer to the ceiling!
*Q: What's green and wears a mask?*
*A*: The Lone Pickle!
*Q. What happens when a PICKLE is bored?*
*A.* He becomes very DILL!
*Q: What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?*
*A:* A sweet Dill!
*Q. Should you ever eat pickles on an empty stomach?*
*A.* Yes, but it's better to eat 'em off a plate!
*Q. Who does a boy cucumber dig the most?"*
*A.* The PICKLE DISH!
*Q: What is green and carries a gun?*
*A:* Marshall Dill!
*Q: What is green and swims in the sea?*
*A:* Moby Pickle!.
*Q. When can you put pickles in the door?*
*A*. When it's AJAR!
*Q: What is green and goes through walls?*
*A:* A pickle, But you have to throw it real hard!
*Q: What is green and flies through the air?*
*A:* Super pickle of course!
*Q: What is the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?*
*A:* If you don't know you should stop talking to your pickle!
*Q. Why did the cucumber need a lawyer? *
*A.* Because it was in a pickle!
*Q: What do you call a pickle who is a bad loser?*
*A: *A sour pickle!
*Q. What is green and dangerous?*
*A.* A thundering herd of pickles!
*Q. What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium? *
*A.* A trop-pickle fish!
*Q: What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof? *
*A:* An Icepickle!
*Q. What is green and pecks on trees? *
*A. *Woody Wood Pickle!
*Q. What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and green? *
*A.* Three zebras fighting over a pickle!
*Q. What is black and white and green and black and white?*
*A.* Two penguins fighting over a pickle!
*Q. What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh? *
*A.* Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
*Q. Why doesn't a pickle like to travel?*
*A.* Because it's a JARRING experience!
*Q. How do you prepare a pickle sunDAE?*
*A.* You start getting it ready friDAE and saturDAE!
*Q. What business does a smart pickle go into?*
*A*. He opens a DILLY-catessen!
*Q. What's green and red all over?*
*A.* A sunburned pickle!
*Q. What do you get when you cross an Alligator with a pickle?*
*A*.A crocoDILL!
*Q. Why do gherkins giggle a lot?*
*A.* They're PICKLish!
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Ken Anderson
The Mayberry Guru
2906 May Street
Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701
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