[Zappa-List] scenes we'd like to see

2013-03-13 Thread David Langlois
Has anyone ever made a Pope Frank t-shirt? If he'd lived another twenty years 
FZ probably would have been amused. Not as amused as he would be about the 
pedophile priests. :P

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Re: [Zappa-List] Ray Collins

2013-01-02 Thread David Langlois
Enema. . . .  :P

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Sent: Wed, Jan 2, 2013 1:26 pm
Subject: [Zappa-List] Ray Collins


  

  

I thought I saw this a few days ago, and just remembered this morning:
 
http://www.forbes.com/sites/michelecatalano/2012/12/28/ray-collins-original-member-of-mothers-of-invention-dead-at-75/
 
Joseph


 

  
 


Re: [Zappa-List] Re: If you want the Roxy soundtrack cd, here's a Pre-sale offer...

2012-12-15 Thread David Langlois
In which case you can count me in! What was the address  the amount again 
please? :P

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From: Andrew Wissing wiss...@yahoo.com
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Sent: Sat, Dec 15, 2012 1:17 pm
Subject: [Zappa-List] Re: If you want the Roxy soundtrack cd, here's a Pre-sale 
offer...


  

  

Hello Boys and Girls
Several days ago I made an offer to distribute the upcoming Roxy soundtrack cd, 
IF I got enough pre-sale interest to give me confidence that I wouldn't lose my 
ass on the deal. First of all, I want to thank everybody who has opted in. But 
so far, that's less than twenty people.

I'll give it another week, but unless there's lots more interest it doen't look 
like I can afford to take the chance on this.  





 

  
 


Re: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!

2012-11-30 Thread David Langlois
Strange I didn't get this email. The Barfies are pretty good at keeping me 
up-to-date;. Hmm. Could they have known in advance how lazy ( thus unlikely to 
go along with this one shot deal) I am? :P

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-Original Message-
From: Cris Haldenby crishalde...@mac.com
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Sent: Fri, Nov 30, 2012 10:22 am
Subject: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!


  

  



Did anyone else get this email from Zappa Records this week?


Cris







   
 Dear People of Earth who are interested in anything  everything concerning 
The Roxy Performances, 

  So you’ve always dreamt of being a music mogul and running your own record 
company, huh?  But you ask yourself, “How could I get a Real Record Deal?” “I 
mean,” you say to yourself, “I think I could do this as well as anyone – I have 
important opinions to share.”  Well here’s your chance to be part of Zappa 
Music Business History and become an AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR of a Real (REAL!) 
Live (LIVE!) Zappa Record.  One more time for the world:  Recorded by Zappa, 
Performed by Zappa, featuring some of your favorite Mothers, and Material, AND 
all under the Roof you’ve been waiting for:  The Roxy!  No ELSEWHERES about it.

  What???  It’s True.  We here at Zappa Records are looking for a few good men 
and women – approximately 1,000 highly motivated, sensitive and discerning 
individuals – to sign up as Official Independent Distributors of a 
never-heretofore-released, thoroughly Authentic Zappa Master Recording.  And 
this is not just any thoroughly authentic Zappa Master Recording either.  No, 
this is the one many of you have been beyond craving.  Please sit down to read 
this part:  This is the Roxy – the Soundtrack – yes, it is the introductory 
Soundtrack, the Prequel if you will – the Project/Object of your Dreams.  76 
unadulterated minutes of fabulous frenzy await you.  And the opportunity of a 
life–time: Roxy By Proxy! Should it be determined that you become an Officially 
Licensed Authorized Zappa RBP Distributor, you can make as many copies of the 
record as you can possibly distribute – AND except for reporting to us your 
sales  customers (just like any other record distributor) and paying us the 
publishing, YOU keep the money. AND you get to collect royalties from what is 
sold at Barfko-Swill AND you will also be entitled to a special wholesale price 
available to the OLAZRBPDs (Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa ROXY BY PROXY 
Distributor) exclusively.

  Apart from being Official Release #96 this is a Music Biz First.  How is that 
you might well ask:  We figured you might like to participate in the wonderment 
so we have devised a way to let you in behind the scenes of every Artist’s 
necessity - a music distribution deal – but in this case we’ve cut to the 
chase.  We need to get the record to you so why  shouldn’t you be part of the 
process?  You can help us help you by helping you help us.

  So here’s the deal: getsome.zappa.com for all the information and the ACTUAL 
LICENSE.

  Thanks in advance for your Consideration.

  xxx,

  gz

Music is the Best! ~FZ






 

  
 


Re: [Zappa-List] untitled

2012-03-25 Thread David Langlois
Not referring to Return of the Son of. Talking about A Token of My 
Extreme/Roxy Shows we've been promised for so long. There's a trailer on 
YouTube.

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Subject: Re: [Zappa-List] untitled


  

  

dweez is not frank , i woke up ; hibernating , damn  spring
 




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Sent: Sunday, 25 March 2012, 1:31
Subject: [Zappa-List] untitled



  

The list is so dead lately I thought I'd see if any of you has heard any news 
about upcoming ZFT releases? I want to live to see the Roxy DVD but the body 
weakens  the eyesight fails.

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[Zappa-List] untitled

2012-03-24 Thread David Langlois

 The list is so dead lately I thought I'd see if any of you has heard any news 
about upcoming ZFT releases? I want to live to see the Roxy DVD but the body 
weakens  the eyesight fails.

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Re: [Zappa-List] Roy Estrada imprisoned for child abuse

2012-02-27 Thread David Langlois
I got dibs on his Pope hat (as seen on Baby Snakes). :P

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Subject: [Zappa-List] Roy Estrada imprisoned for child abuse


  

  
http://www.vintagevinylnews.com/2012/02/roy-estrada-of-mothers-of-invention-and.html



 

  
 


Re: [Zappa-List] Bobby Martin's cheesy vocals

2012-02-20 Thread David Langlois
I have to agree. When we went to a Stevie Nicks concert many moons ago he was 
singing duets with her. He held his own.

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Sent: Mon, Feb 20, 2012 9:18 am
Subject: Re: [Zappa-List] Bobby Martin's cheesy vocals


  

  


I dunno if I subscribe to that sentiment; I liked Bobby's voice - prefer him 
singing Whipping Post over the original, and I love the Allman Bros.
SOFA

--- On Mon, 2/20/12, Michael michaels...@juno.com wrote:


From: Michael michaels...@juno.com
Subject: [Zappa-List] Bobby Martin's cheesy vocals
To: Zappa-List@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, February 20, 2012, 5:41 AM


Ok Bobby Martin did a great job with the more cartoonish vocals in Tinsel Town 
Rebellion and Honey Don't You Want a Man Like Me? but other than that he has 
that cheesy annoying 80's white blues vocals that belongs more in 1980's 
American action figure commercials than in Zappa's music.  How could Zappa have 
allowed him to sing songs live like Illinois Enema Bandit and Zombie Woof, 
songs that Ray White or Ike Willis should have sang?!  

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Re: [Zappa-List] Re: All time greatest Zappa songs

2012-01-22 Thread David Langlois
Yo Mama definitely, if it has to be the only one, of course with the Sheik 
Yerbouti solos.

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Subject: [Zappa-List] Re: All time greatest Zappa songs


  

  


best zappa songs
guitar wants top kill your moma.  mu
--- In Zappa-List@yahoogroups.com, Michael michaelsbol@... wrote:

 Zappa's 5 greatest songs of all time!:
 The Clap
 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
 Ian Underwood Whips it Out
 Hot Poop
 Nine Types of Industrial Polution




 

  
 




[Zappa-List] Zappa's latest studio release

2011-09-28 Thread David Langlois
Feeding the Monkeys at Ma Maison is out  I like it thus far. I find it 
closer to Civilization Phase III than to the less polished Jazz from Hell. My 
theory on the title is that Ma Maison refers to the home  the monkeys to the 
kids Gail still has to think about. Go ahead, buy one  give the ZFT a little 
more dough. You know you want it!

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[Zappa-List] Bongo Fury cover

2011-05-06 Thread David Langlois

Does anyone know whether the cover of Bongo Fury is available as poster art?

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Re: [Zappa-List] Re: Bongo Fury cover

2011-05-06 Thread David Langlois
Thanks! You are *so* The Man. The cool man, not The Man from the good old 
days, :P

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Subject: [Zappa-List] Re: Bongo Fury cover


 



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 Does anyone know whether the cover of Bongo Fury is available as poster art?
 
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[Zappa-List] Devil's Dimension

2011-04-16 Thread David Langlois

During Titties  Beer FZ goes Up jumped the devil just about this big. Does 
he ever gesture how big the devil that ate up Chrissy was? With a hand or both 
hands? Any video evidence or anecdotal evidence anyone would like to share from 
their concert experiences? I saw Frank twice in one night back in 1984 but he 
didn't play TB then so I have no first-hand knowledge myself. Come on you 
talented Zappalogists! Please hear my plea!!

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Re: [Zappa-List] Beefheart Live Recordings

2010-12-30 Thread David Langlois

Neil Young is awesome!

David
All other music exists only to contrast how inferior it is to Zappa's music. 
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-Original Message-
From: Steve tribal_d...@live.co.uk
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Sent: Thu, Dec 30, 2010 7:36 am
Subject: [Zappa-List] Beefheart Live Recordings


 

Seasons Greetings fellow Zappa fans!
I just got this from my Neil Young list so I thought I'd share with you while 
it's still available! 

I just uploaded the following Beefheart shows to the website below. They're in 
FLAC format. Let me know if you have any questions. Great shows! Thanks for the 
rusties who sent them to me. Happy holidays!

4/22/74 - Cowtown Ballroom, Kansas City, Missouri, radio broadcast
11/26/77 late show - Bottom Line, New York, NY 
11/1/80 - Paradiso, Amsterdam, the Netherlands (complete show version)
12/10/80 - Mudd Club, New York City, NY (incomplete, but all that is known to 
exist)

http://www.mydrive.ch/

capt...@beefheart - username
mirror - password

artwork with setlists is at the above website too.

All the best for the New Year!
Cheers
Steve







Re: [Zappa-List] Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!

2010-11-25 Thread David Langlois

So long as I don't have to clean the Dangerous Kitchen.

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Subject: Re: [Zappa-List] Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!


 


Thank you Robert---Happy Thanksgiving to you  everyone in Zappaland!

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[Zappa-List] I may have asked this before....

2010-11-20 Thread David Langlois

I have a question to ask that I've been meaning to ask  it should be 
answerable only by the most hardcore of FZ fans. In The Real Frank Zappa Book 
(or was it Pamela Des Barres' I'm With the Band) Motorhead is described reading 
a book on how to develop underused muscles. IOW, a book on how to develop the 
muscles missed by most exercise plans. I've been taking pilates classes for 
several months now. I'm wondering if the book didn't have something to do with 
what its creator called Controlology. Was Sherwood reading the Pilates' book? 
I wonder. Help is appreciated.

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[Zappa-List] Frank Zappa's Jukebox

2008-12-06 Thread David Langlois
I recently purchased a CD on Amazon entitled Frank Zappa's Jukebox: The Music 
that Inspired the Man  I like it. I was unimpressed by Ionisation, having 
heard so much about it, my hopes may have? been up. It's nice to hear the 
original No, No Cherry  The Closer You Are (but no Valerie? WHY?!?!). As 
for their version of Louie, Louie I've always preferred the Kingsmen's 
version. Has anyone else heard of this disc? Interestingly enough it contains a 
song by the Clovers but not their Rotten Cocksucker's Ball. This disc is a 
must for every serious Zappa fan. Hear the music as HE heard it.

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[Zappa-List] Question: Valerie

2008-11-24 Thread David Langlois
That song Frank? the Mothers cover -?Valerie -?who was it by originally?

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Re: [Zappa-List] RE: Question: Valerie

2008-11-24 Thread David Langlois
Thanks - I wonder if anyone else has covered it - I've been looking for a 
version on Playlist.com but so far no luck!

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Subject: [Zappa-List] RE: Question: Valerie







 That song Frank? the Mothers cover -?Valerie -?who was it by
originally?

Jackie and the Starlites.

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Re: [Zappa-List] Gail Zappa on Frank's New Reissue, Lumpy Money - [vanityfair.com

2008-11-15 Thread David Langlois
You read it here ladies  gents - Gail admits there are special editions of 
Lumpy Money coming out subsequently - that she didn't want to confuse the 
fans by mentioning it now.

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Subject: [Zappa-List] Gail Zappa on Frank's New Reissue, Lumpy Money - 
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Culture and Celebrity

* Music

Gail Zappa on Frank's New Reissue, Lumpy Money

by Michael Hogan
October 21, 2008, 12:08 PM
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/culture/2008/10/21/gail-zappa-on-fra...

http://mtblog.vanityfair.com/online/culture/2008/10/21/zappa.jpg

Before you completely tune out the endless procession of
40th-anniversary tributes to 1968's rock 'n' roll landmarks (hey, it
was a big year), reserve a little head space for Lumpy Money, a
three-CD package honoring Frank Zappa's historic one-two punch of
Lumpy Gravy and We're Only in it for the Money.

The albums have always been linked, thanks to Zappa himself, who
insinuated on the album covers that they were Phase One and Phase Two
of a single work. (The final phase came decades later, with the
posthumous release in 1993 of Civilization Phase III.)

Conceived as Zappa's first solo record, Lumpy Gravy was originally
recorded in 1967, as a 20-minute orchestral work. After a legal tangle
with Capitol Records prevented its release, Zappa, whose prowess with
an editing razor was second to none
, chopped up what he had and tossed
it with a bunch of crazy sounds and weird conversations. The result is
a 30-minute mindfuck that blurs the boundaries between rock,
classical, and noise.

We're Only in it for the Money, released six months earlier, flirted
with those same boundaries but ultimately cast its lot with rock 'n'
roll. The cover is a crude send-up of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club
Band, the music twists familiar genres into sonic pretzels, and the
lyrics viciously ridicule everyone from weekend hippies (Oh, my
hair's getting good in the back!) to frigid housewives (You're phony
on top, you're phony underneath/You lay in bed and grit your teeth).
Zappa was calling out the hypocrites and fakers, no matter which side
they were on.

At least that's how it's always seemed to me.

To get a more authoritative read, I spoke to Frank's widow, Gail
Zappa, who is known for her tireless (some have said extreme) efforts
on behalf of her husband's legacy. She runs Zappa Records and has been
overseeing the 40th-anniversary releases.

VF Daily: How would you explain these two albums to somebody who isn't
all that familiar with Frank Zappa?

Gail Zappa: Lumpy Gravy and We're Only in it for the Money are part of
what Frank called his master work. For him, every album was just part
of the same composition and everything was all one big piece of music.
But the three particular pieces that he considered his absolute
masterwork were Lumpy Gravy, We're Only in it for the Money, and
Civilization20Phase 3, the last album that he actually finished.
They're constructed in a similar way.

Lumpy Gravy is Frank's first outing on his own as an artist, and We're
Only in it for the Money is his first outing as a producer. It was
supposed to also be his first outing as a rock 'n' roll artist, but
the record company insisted on it being a Mothers album, for marketing
reasons. [The Mothers of Invention were Zappa's band.] But technically
these are both Frank's first ventures as rock 'n' roll artist and also
as a classical composer.

How does this fit in with the rest of the re-release series you're
working on?

We want to honor all the re-releases in the 40th anniversary. But the
exception is these two, because they are also part of the masterwork.
Because they belong with Civilization to be seen properly. So in this
particular case what we're going to try to do is to be more focused on
the process on Frank's work, as opposed to [including alternate]
versions [of individual songs]. If you look at a score, sometimes
you'll see sketches of what's going to be in the score before the
score is written. That's kind of what we're going for with this
record. Little sketches of it, as opposed to completely other versions
that didn't make it to the record.

Will Civilization be sold separately?

Yeah. Although we are going to do a special edition of these three
records, shortly. We didn't announce that because we thought it would
be too confusing. And it already is confusing. I'm going to
 be really
surprised if I manage to get through this alive.

If you don't like confusion you should probably step away from the
Frank Zappa discography. That's part of the fun of it, don't you
think?

Confusion I'm not fond of. But chaos I thrive on.

You're very conscientious about protecting Frank Zappa's legacy.
What's the thing that worries you the most about that legacy and how
it's being treated?

Identity 

Re: [Zappa-List] Re: 40th anniversary of Zappa's albums

2008-10-22 Thread David Langlois
Yeah, I thought they skipped one, which you'd hardly expect given the ZFT 
penchant for squeezing every cent out of us by issuing two versions of every 
release each with exclusive material. Just imagine the marketing potential of 
two different Lather 40th anniversary boxes!

David


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This is great news! But what happened to the 40th anniversary of 
Absolutely Free? That should come out before these..

Steve

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