Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Chuck McCown
Here is a dose of scripture story for y’alll. (It’ll do you good. Read this and and all your 2016 sins are hereby absolved) During the seven years of abundant harvest, Joseph had the grain stored in cities (Gen. 41:48-49). During the seven lean years that followed, Joseph dispensed grain to

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Chuck McCown
Pretty sure the 7 years comes from an Old Testament story about storing 7 years of food... From: Ken Hohhof Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2016 4:22 PM To: af@afmug.com Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president 7 years! Who was it that said “at my age I don’t even buy green bananas”?

[AFMUG] mikrotik routers

2016-12-31 Thread David Milholen
We have used mikrotik as far back as 2006. I have different parts of my network doing lots of methods of routing depending on how old a part of network is it may be doing static and somewhere down the line we have some OSPF,ibgp in place. We have enough public ips to feed this beast but I

Re: [AFMUG] Mikrotik - Carrier Grade NAT methods

2016-12-31 Thread David Milholen
+1000 We do this with no issues and use LogAnalyzer as the mysql front-end for all the logs. It has lots of ease of use filters to quickly get what u need. It help me figure out what I needed to for fail2ban on our dns servers. On 12/28/2016 12:40 PM, Josh Baird wrote: The simplest thing

Re: [AFMUG] Sound check time

2016-12-31 Thread Jaime Solorza
I didn't take pic On Dec 31, 2016 4:59 PM, "Ken Hohhof" wrote: > You look blurry, have you been drinking? > > > > Oh, and one minute to leap second, hope nothing goes poof. > > > > *From:* Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] *On Behalf Of *Jaime Solorza > *Sent:* Saturday,

Re: [AFMUG] Sound check time

2016-12-31 Thread Ken Hohhof
You look blurry, have you been drinking? Oh, and one minute to leap second, hope nothing goes poof. From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Jaime Solorza Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2016 5:54 PM To: Animal Farm Subject: [AFMUG] Sound check time Brought my

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Ken Hohhof
7 years! Who was it that said “at my age I don’t even buy green bananas”? From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Chuck McCown Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2016 4:22 PM To: af@afmug.com Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president Mormons have been urged to have a

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Chuck McCown
Mormons have been urged to have a year’s worth of food, fuel and money for many years. More recently publications have changed that to a 3 months supply. Originally it was 7 years supply. But not because of apocalyptic end-times scenario, it was to take care of ourselves during tough

Re: [AFMUG] Mikrotik - Carrier Grade NAT methods

2016-12-31 Thread Mark - Myakka Technologies
Adam, Coming late to this party, been out of the loop for the last week. I'll get my notes together on Monday and post my poor boy's method I've been using with our mikrotik PPPoE servers. Don't see a reason why it wouldn't work with DHCP on anything else, being it is based on traffic flow. In

Re: [AFMUG] typical speed using a VPN service?

2016-12-31 Thread Bill Prince
Perhaps he's just watching a web cam through the VPN, and that happens to be the data rate for the camera #1. Today, he's also looking at camera #2... bp On 12/31/2016 11:21 AM, Ken Hohhof wrote: I have a paranoid customer who does everything through a VPN

Re: [AFMUG] typical speed using a VPN service?

2016-12-31 Thread Mathew Howard
That seems most likely. On Sat, Dec 31, 2016 at 1:26 PM, Mike Hammett wrote: > Perhaps the VPN provider rate limits to 4M? > > > > - > Mike Hammett > Intelligent Computing Solutions > >

Re: [AFMUG] typical speed using a VPN service?

2016-12-31 Thread Mike Hammett
Perhaps the VPN provider rate limits to 4M? - Mike Hammett Intelligent Computing Solutions Midwest Internet Exchange The Brothers WISP - Original Message - From: "Ken Hohhof" To: af@afmug.com Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2016 1:21:28 PM Subject:

[AFMUG] typical speed using a VPN service?

2016-12-31 Thread Ken Hohhof
I have a paranoid customer who does everything through a VPN service. His download traffic graphs have been pegged at exactly 4M as if I had a 4M queue on him but actually it's set to 13M for a 12M speed tier. Today his traffic doubled to 8M and I see the number of TCP flows has doubled, 2

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Adam Moffett
I don't have sources for this claim but I do have a suspicion that Russia has more ICBMs than Italy, and some of their leaders might have the chutzpah to actually use them. They may not have a strong economy and they may have an outdated conventional military, but maybe it made sense to

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Ken Hohhof
Or rename it, any suggestions? I’m already seeing his private security force being referred to as the “palace guard”. From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Adam Moffett Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2016 12:23 PM To: af@afmug.com Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Ken Hohhof
So on 12/31/16 at midnight UTC, clocks leap forward 1 second. And on 1/20/17, they fall back 50 years? Is this why I’m recently hearing radio ads for gourmet food with a 20 year shelf life? Bomb shelter supplies? Doesn’t it make more sense to just rotate the stock of non perishable

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Adam Moffett
Maybe a constitutional amendment will eliminate the office of President lol Modern day “Nostradamus from the Balkans” forecast that "Obama will be the "last US president". https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-president-060745089.html One last thought for 2016. -- bp

Re: [AFMUG] OT Payday

2016-12-31 Thread Ken Hohhof
Now I’m hungry for a PayDay. From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Chuck McCown Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2016 12:12 PM To: af@afmug.com Subject: [AFMUG] OT Payday $62,500/second That is what you earn if you lose women’s a UFC championship fight.

[AFMUG] OT Payday

2016-12-31 Thread Chuck McCown
$62,500/second That is what you earn if you lose women’s a UFC championship fight.

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Chuck McCown
It will be an interesting year for sure. I am hopeful for a strong business friendly economic upturn. I actually would welcome the return of the cold war. Things were more peaceful back then. From: Ken Hohhof Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2016 10:31 AM To: af@afmug.com Subject: Re: [AFMUG]

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Bill Prince
http://instantrimshot.com/audio/rimshot.mp3 bp On 12/31/2016 9:31 AM, Ken Hohhof wrote: Because Trump is the “first ME President”. *From:*Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] *On Behalf Of *Bill Prince *Sent:* Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:14 AM *To:* Motorola

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Ken Hohhof
Because Trump is the “first ME President”. From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Bill Prince Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:14 AM To: Motorola III Subject: [AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president Modern day “Nostradamus from the Balkans” forecast that

[AFMUG] OT: Will DJT be president

2016-12-31 Thread Bill Prince
Modern day “Nostradamus from the Balkans” forecast that "Obama will be the "last US president". https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-president-060745089.html One last thought for 2016. -- bp

Re: [AFMUG] CGNAT + MPLS router

2016-12-31 Thread Josh Baird
Not sure why you would pay 10-15k for a used MX80 when you get get a brand new MX104 (still PPC based RE so not a *super* powerful box either) for the same price. On Sat, Dec 31, 2016 at 11:28 AM, Josh Reynolds wrote: > /offtopic > > There's been some pretty compelling

Re: [AFMUG] CGNAT + MPLS router

2016-12-31 Thread Mike Hammett
uRPF - Mike Hammett Intelligent Computing Solutions Midwest Internet Exchange The Brothers WISP - Original Message - From: "Josh Reynolds" To: af@afmug.com Sent: Saturday, December 31, 2016 10:28:51 AM Subject: Re: [AFMUG] CGNAT + MPLS router

Re: [AFMUG] CGNAT + MPLS router

2016-12-31 Thread Faisal Imtiaz
Just a suggestion... Try to break those functions into multiple boxes, putting them all on one box, irrespective of whose box it is, will create some challenges. :) Faisal Imtiaz Snappy Internet & Telecom 7266 SW 48 Street Miami, FL 33155 Tel: 305 663 5518 x 232 Help-desk: (305)663-5518

[AFMUG] Happy New Year Everyone

2016-12-31 Thread Jaime Solorza
2016 was tough but lots of work... I thank God for my family and that I am healthy I thank Him for this list... We may not all agree on important matters but in the end, we are better for it... Be safe out there today Hopefully I can stream our gig tonight Layers, El Bad Hombre

Re: [AFMUG] CGNAT + MPLS router

2016-12-31 Thread Josh Reynolds
/offtopic There's been some pretty compelling arguments made for awhile now against "needing" huge bgp tables, especially when there's only around 300 destinations used on a daily basis. On Dec 31, 2016 8:00 AM, "Paul Stewart" wrote: > Sure . that’s absolutely true… > >

Re: [AFMUG] CGNAT + MPLS router

2016-12-31 Thread Paul Stewart
Sure . that’s absolutely true… The original poster didn’t really give us much to work from … with or without support contracts, with or without legal licensing on the router … New, grey market etc… lots of choices. I’m not suggesting any of them are wrong - more that different folks have

Re: [AFMUG] CGNAT + MPLS router

2016-12-31 Thread Gino Villarini
Juniper mx80 , can be found on eBay for about $10-15k Gino A. Villarini @gvillarini Gino Villarini President Metro Office Park #18 Suite 304 Guaynabo, Puerto Rico 00968 [cid:aeronet-logo_310cfc3e-6691-4f69-bd49-b37b834b9238.png] > On Dec 31, 2016, at 7:34 AM, Paul Stewart

Re: [AFMUG] CGNAT + MPLS router

2016-12-31 Thread Paul Stewart
Sure - there are lots of options ….. Juniper MX line is personal favourite and one that we use for all of those functions (except CGNAT as we don’t do it currently, but the box can do it for sure). “reasonably priced core router” means a lot of different things though :) For some folks this