Clean Humour !!!!

2011-04-18 Thread Kavita Kapasi















 











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* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,
She said: Cheque books.

* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the
prices of new car.

* What is the difference between men and pigs? 
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

* What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

* Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.

* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on
the mat as you came in? 
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

* Q: Why dogs don't marry? 
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

* Q: What's the diff between mother  wife? 
A: One woman brings you into the world crying  the other ensures you continue 
to do so.

* Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and
closes it. He does this again and again. Why? 
  
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

  








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FW: ] Japanese spirit

2011-04-18 Thread Y.P.Girish
EDITOR'S note:

THIS letter, written by Vietnamese immigrant Ha Minh Thanh working in
Fukushima as a policeman to a friend in Vietnam, was posted on New
America Media on March 19. It is a testimonial to the strength of the
Japanese spirit, and an interesting slice of life near the epicenter
of Japan's crisis at the Fukushima nuclear power plant. It was
translated by NAM editor Andrew Lam, author of East Eats West:
Writing in Two Hemispheres. Shanghai Daily condensed it.

Brother,

How are you and your family? These last few days, everything was in
chaos. When I close my eyes, I see dead bodies. When I open my eyes, I
also see dead bodies.

Each one of us must work 20 hours a day, yet I wish there were 48
hours in the day, so that we could continue helping and rescuing
folks.

We are without water and electricity, and food rations are near zero.
We barely manage to move refugees before there are new orders to move
them elsewhere.

I am currently in Fukushima, about 25 kilometers away from the nuclear
power plant. I have so much to tell you that if I could write it all
down, it would surely turn into a novel about human relationships and
behaviors during times of crisis.

People here remain calm - their sense of dignity and proper behavior
are very good - so things aren't as bad as they could be. But given
another week, I can't guarantee that things won't get to a point where
we can no longer provide proper protection and order.

They are humans after all, and when hunger and thirst override
dignity, well, they will do whatever they have to do. The government
is trying to provide supplies by air, bringing in food and medicine,
but it's like dropping a little salt into the ocean.

Brother, there was a really moving incident. It involves a little
Japanese boy who taught an adult like me a lesson on how to behave
like a human being.

Last night, I was sent to a little grammar school to help a charity
organization distribute food to the refugees. It was a long line that
snaked this way and that and I saw a little boy around 9 years old. He
was wearing a T-shirt and a pair of shorts.

It was getting very cold and the boy was at the very end of the line.
I was worried that by the time his turn came there wouldn't be any
food left. So I spoke to him. He said he was at school when the
earthquake happened. His father worked nearby and was driving to the
school. The boy was on the third floor balcony when he saw the tsunami
sweep his father's car away.

I asked him about his mother. He said his house is right by the beach
and that his mother and little sister probably didn't make it. He
turned his head and wiped his tears when I asked about his relatives.

The boy was shivering so I took off my police jacket and put it on
him. That's when my bag of food ration fell out. I picked it up and
gave it to him. When it comes to your turn, they might run out of
food. So here's my portion. I already ate. Why don't you eat it?

The boy took my food and bowed. I thought he would eat it right away,
but he didn't. He took the bag of food, went up to where the line
ended and put it where all the food was waiting to be distributed.

I was shocked. I asked him why he didn't eat it and instead added it
to the food pile. He answered: Because I see a lot more people
hungrier than I am. If I put it there, then they will distribute the
food equally.

When I heard that I turned away so that people wouldn't see me cry.

A society that can produce a 9-year-old who understands the concept of
sacrifice for the greater good must be a great society, a great
people.

Well, a few lines to send you and your family my warm wishes. The
hours of my shift have begun again.

Ha Minh Thanh

 

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