M$ has perfected the process whereby the hourglass is responsive to retinal
orientation.
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From: Rev. Stewart Marshall [mailto:popoz...@earthlink.net]
Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 3:10 PM
Subject: More computer humor
More Murphy's Laws of Computing
1. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even
more than human, it's downright natural.
2. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
3. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
4. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have
evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
5. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but
rarely what you want it to do.
Stewart
Rev. Stewart A. Marshall
mailto:popoz...@earthlink.net
Prince of Peace www.princeofpeaceozark.org
Ozark, AL SL 82
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