Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Florian Kulzer
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 13:54:35 +1200, Chris Bannister wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Sjoerd Hardeman
Hal Vaughan wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sk i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL PROTECTED]: granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read

Re: debian-offtopic list [Was: Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke]

2008-05-28 Thread Andrei Popescu
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 12:04:07PM -0400, Paul Cartwright wrote: On Tue May 27 2008, Andrei Popescu wrote:   Just remember how many people receive these mails.. Maybe you want to advocate for a debian-offtopic list: http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=427218 Regards,

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Wednesday 28 May 2008, Sjoerd Hardeman wrote: Hal Vaughan wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sk i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Chris Bannister
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 09:05:53AM +0200, Florian Kulzer wrote: On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 13:54:35 +1200, Chris Bannister wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: Though we're treading damn

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Henry Luciano
Florian Kulzer wrote: On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 13:54:35 +1200, Chris Bannister wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: Rule #1 No pooftahs! Rule #2 No pooftahs! Rule #3 There is *no* rule 3 Rule #4 No pooftahs! Thanks a lot, Bruce, now I will have the drunk

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Andrew Sackville-West
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 08:14:17PM -0400, Celejar wrote: On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:45 -0700 Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ... Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. The bugs just haven't And you call yourself a Mutt user! From the manpage: Quote BUGS

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Wednesday 28 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 08:14:17PM -0400, Celejar wrote: On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:45 -0700 Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ... Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. The bugs just haven't And you call

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread i'll teach you to turn away.
Gabriel Parrondo [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: GP El mar, 27-05-2008 a las 15:22 +, i'll teach you to turn away. http://tinyurl.com/ail9 http://compunction.org/art.html allow me to draw further attention to myself. :D GP Aren't you the girl from the sexchart? haha, i'm

Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread David A. Parker
Cantilevered elastics work wonders. As does a firm dis-belief in gravity. One view of National Geographic will disabuse you of that notion... that's the whole point of firm dis-belief! National Geographic is just clearly mistaken. Plus few of those were likely to be of the proportions under

Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-28 Thread Andrew Sackville-West
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 01:23:27PM -0400, David A. Parker wrote: Cantilevered elastics work wonders. As does a firm dis-belief in gravity. One view of National Geographic will disabuse you of that notion... that's the whole point of firm dis-belief! National Geographic is just clearly

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Raquel
On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:25:31 -0700 Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 10:19:14AM -0500, Ron Johnson wrote: On 05/27/08 10:04, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 06:36:21AM +0200, s. keeling wrote: i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Ron Johnson
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/27/08 10:21, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: [snip] i DID get him to switch two of his three computers to debian... the windows machine exists solely so he cav VPN to work with proprietary software. that's one bugfix... well,

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Paul Johnson
On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sk i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL PROTECTED]: granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Paul Johnson
On Tuesday 27 May 2008 07:24:25 am Ron Johnson wrote: On 05/27/08 09:07, Raymond A. Meijer wrote: On Tue 27 May 2008 8:56, Ron Johnson wrote: hey, i figure - we're already WILDLY off-topic, right? how much worse can it get? :D A lot worse. /me grabs pop corn and Coca Cola... :-P

Re: debian-offtopic list [Was: Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke]

2008-05-27 Thread Paul Johnson
On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:32:52 am Andrei Popescu wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 04:19:13PM +0100, Steve Kemp wrote: If you want off-topic mail there are better places than debian-user to pollute. Just remember how many people receive these mails.. Maybe you want to advocate for a

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Raquel
On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sk i'll teach you to turn

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Ron Johnson
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/27/08 17:38, Raquel wrote: On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away.

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread s. keeling
Hal Vaughan [EMAIL PROTECTED]: On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once. Worked perfectly every time. Here's the source: Doesn't do mail, so it's not done. -- Any technology

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread s. keeling
Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED]: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. So long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay. Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Celejar
On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:45 -0700 Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ... Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. The bugs just haven't And you call yourself a Mutt user! From the manpage: Quote BUGS None. Mutts have fleas, not bugs. ... For a more up-to-date

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Douglas A. Tutty
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. How could religious doctrine result in a fear that everything will be like everything else? Entropy is the end-point of the

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Douglas A. Tutty
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 01:06:13AM +0200, s. keeling wrote: Hal Vaughan [EMAIL PROTECTED]: On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once. Worked perfectly every time. Here's the

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread David Fox
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 5:59 PM, Douglas A. Tutty [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 8-- # 8-- EMFBI, but that won't compile in Fortran. Here's a quick and dirty patch C :) -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread David Fox
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 8:19 AM, Ron Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Actually, there are 2, maybe three other semi-active women on the list. The reason is obvious: math is hard, computers are icky. The maybe one is Michelle. :) -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Chris Bannister
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. How could religious doctrine result in a fear that

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Douglas A. Tutty
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 06:21:04PM -0700, David Fox wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 5:59 PM, Douglas A. Tutty [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 8-- # 8-- EMFBI, but that won't compile in Fortran. Here's a quick and dirty patch C :) And in postscript, and a few others: % -- To

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Ron Johnson wrote: On 05/27/08 17:38, Raquel wrote: On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away.

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Ron Johnson
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/27/08 21:16, Hal Vaughan wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Ron Johnson wrote: On 05/27/08 17:38, Raquel wrote: On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West

Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-27 Thread Gabriel Parrondo
El mar, 27-05-2008 a las 15:22 +, i'll teach you to turn away. escribió: Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ASW On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 06:36:21AM +0200, s. keeling wrote: [Ron, what happens if crank is female?] ASW Ooh! I know the answer to this one! We all crowd around her,

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-26 Thread i'll teach you to turn away.
Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ASW apt-get -b source wife ASW problem. I'm sure glad my mk1mod0 wife doesn't read this ASW list... Though I'd not trade her for any flashy features that may come ASW in newer versions... well, the newer versions may be flasher, but they're

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-26 Thread Thomas X. Iverson
On Monday 26 May 2008 13:41:56 i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ASW apt-get -b source wife ASW problem. I'm sure glad my mk1mod0 wife doesn't read this ASW list... Though I'd not trade her for any flashy features that may come ASW in newer

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Rich Healey
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 Owen Townend wrote: On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png heh, I

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Chris Bannister
On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: I still believe that you need to find a Woman that matches you, so apt-get -b source wife seems more likely, and besides, the apt-get build-dep wife should prepare you for marraige ;) Ok, I've thought this through waaay too far.

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Andrew Sackville-West
On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: -BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 Owen Townend wrote: On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Ron Johnson
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/25/08 15:49, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: [snip] apt-get -b source wife is nice because you're not getting the binary... whatever that means, but instead the source code required which can be easily modified. THen you can build, test,

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Douglas A. Tutty
On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 01:49:18PM -0700, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: Owen Townend wrote: On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Nelson Castillo
On Sat, May 24, 2008 at 11:18 PM, Owen Townend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-25 Thread Hal Vaughan
On Sunday 25 May 2008, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 01:49:18PM -0700, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: Owen Townend wrote: On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05

apt-get joke

2008-05-24 Thread Chris Bannister
Hi, http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png -- Chris. == One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe.

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-24 Thread Owen Townend
On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hi, http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png -- Chris. == One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed -- To

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-24 Thread Sjoerd Hiemstra
On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png heh, I still like `apt-get moo` The inventor of 'aptitude moo' has sense of humour as well -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL

Re: apt-get joke

2008-05-24 Thread Owen Townend
On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png heh, I still like `apt-get moo` The inventor of 'aptitude moo' has