Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 13:54:35 +1200, Chris Bannister wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. How could religious doctrine result in a fear that everything will be like everything else? Entropy is the end-point of the universe. Rule #1 No pooftahs! Rule #2 No pooftahs! Rule #3 There is *no* rule 3 Rule #4 No pooftahs! Thanks a lot, Bruce, now I will have the drunk philosophers song stuck in my head for the rest of the day... -- Regards,| http://users.icfo.es/Florian.Kulzer Florian | -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
Hal Vaughan wrote:
On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote:
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away.
wrote:
s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
sk i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this
feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D
sk High praise. This is the funniest post/thread I've read on
this list, sk ever.
sk [Ron, what happens if crank is female?]
well, turns out i am female, but it'd leave a bad taste to this
thread if we've uncovered anyone's homophobia.
oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. So
long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay.
i mean, way more of a bad
taste than my previously-slutty boyfriend could've had he not come
to me bug-free. ;D
Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free.
I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once. Worked perfectly every
time. Here's the source:
#include iostream
using namespace std;
int main(const int argc, char* argv[]) {
cout Hello World\n;
}
I've got a similar one I wrote in Perl that's bug free and one in Java
and one in TCL and I've even ported it to a few other languages.
Hal
I'd consider a girlfriend that can only say Hello World\n to be
definitely not bug free. But then, maybe I'm asking for too much?
Sjoerd
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Re: debian-offtopic list [Was: Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke]
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 12:04:07PM -0400, Paul Cartwright wrote: On Tue May 27 2008, Andrei Popescu wrote: Just remember how many people receive these mails.. Maybe you want to advocate for a debian-offtopic list: http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=427218 Regards, Andrei -- but that was 2007, this is 2008.. and it never got created? is there a current OT bug to vote YES for??? The bug is still open, just send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with your stance. Regards, Andrei -- If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough. (Albert Einstein) signature.asc Description: Digital signature
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Wednesday 28 May 2008, Sjoerd Hardeman wrote:
Hal Vaughan wrote:
On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote:
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn
away.
wrote:
s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
sk i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this
feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D
sk High praise. This is the funniest post/thread I've read on
this list, sk ever.
sk [Ron, what happens if crank is female?]
well, turns out i am female, but it'd leave a bad taste to this
thread if we've uncovered anyone's homophobia.
oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely.
So long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay.
i mean, way more of a bad
taste than my previously-slutty boyfriend could've had he not
come to me bug-free. ;D
Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free.
I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once. Worked perfectly
every time. Here's the source:
#include iostream
using namespace std;
int main(const int argc, char* argv[]) {
cout Hello World\n;
}
I've got a similar one I wrote in Perl that's bug free and one in
Java and one in TCL and I've even ported it to a few other
languages.
Hal
I'd consider a girlfriend that can only say Hello World\n to be
definitely not bug free. But then, maybe I'm asking for too much?
If your girlfriend is coded in C++, then this is the least of your
worries.
Hal
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Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 09:05:53AM +0200, Florian Kulzer wrote: On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 13:54:35 +1200, Chris Bannister wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. How could religious doctrine result in a fear that everything will be like everything else? Entropy is the end-point of the universe. Rule #1 No pooftahs! Rule #2 No pooftahs! Rule #3 There is *no* rule 3 Rule #4 No pooftahs! Thanks a lot, Bruce, now I will have the drunk philosophers song stuck in my head for the rest of the day... 1 2 3 ... half a pint of whisk-ey ev-er-y--day Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle tra la la la la la... I drink there-fore I am! -- Chris. == One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
Florian Kulzer wrote: On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 13:54:35 +1200, Chris Bannister wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: Rule #1 No pooftahs! Rule #2 No pooftahs! Rule #3 There is *no* rule 3 Rule #4 No pooftahs! Thanks a lot, Bruce, now I will have the drunk philosophers song stuck in my head for the rest of the day... -- Regards,| http://users.icfo.es/Florian.Kulzer Florian | Florian? Is your name not Bruce? That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear? -- Henry Luciano Mote Marine Laboratory IS Director 941-388-4441 x409 The computer ... is an Old Testament God - lots of rules and no mercy. ~ Joseph Campbell -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 08:14:17PM -0400, Celejar wrote: On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:45 -0700 Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ... Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. The bugs just haven't And you call yourself a Mutt user! From the manpage: Quote BUGS None. Mutts have fleas, not bugs. ... For a more up-to-date list of bugs, errm, fleas, please visit the mutt project’s bug tracking system under http://bugs.mutt.org/. /Quote pah. who reads manpages? ;-0 A signature.asc Description: Digital signature
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Wednesday 28 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 08:14:17PM -0400, Celejar wrote: On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:45 -0700 Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ... Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. The bugs just haven't And you call yourself a Mutt user! From the manpage: Quote BUGS None. Mutts have fleas, not bugs. ... For a more up-to-date list of bugs, errm, fleas, please visit the mutt project’s bug tracking system under http://bugs.mutt.org/. /Quote pah. who reads manpages? Is that what they're there for? Who knew? Hal -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
Gabriel Parrondo [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: GP El mar, 27-05-2008 a las 15:22 +, i'll teach you to turn away. http://tinyurl.com/ail9 http://compunction.org/art.html allow me to draw further attention to myself. :D GP Aren't you the girl from the sexchart? haha, i'm the one who administrates the sexchart, but i'd never say i'm from it. :D lish do you think you can forget anything? [EMAIL PROTECTED] i am the saint of indecency. -jc -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke
Cantilevered elastics work wonders. As does a firm dis-belief in gravity. One view of National Geographic will disabuse you of that notion... that's the whole point of firm dis-belief! National Geographic is just clearly mistaken. Plus few of those were likely to be of the proportions under discussion here. A Andrew, I just have to ask... are you using the word firm on purpose, or was that little pun not intentional? :-) - Dave -- Dave Parker Utica College Department of Integrated Information Technology Services Data Processing Office (315) 792-3229 Registered Linux User #408177 -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 01:23:27PM -0400, David A. Parker wrote: Cantilevered elastics work wonders. As does a firm dis-belief in gravity. One view of National Geographic will disabuse you of that notion... that's the whole point of firm dis-belief! National Geographic is just clearly mistaken. Plus few of those were likely to be of the proportions under discussion here. A Andrew, I just have to ask... are you using the word firm on purpose, or was that little pun not intentional? :-) interestingly, when I first typed it, it was unintentional, but by the time I was hacking my way through dis-belief (which is amazingly hard to type... i before e...) I was laughing. So the fact that it remained, and was repeated was entirely intentional. A signature.asc Description: Digital signature
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:25:31 -0700 Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 10:19:14AM -0500, Ron Johnson wrote: On 05/27/08 10:04, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 06:36:21AM +0200, s. keeling wrote: i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL PROTECTED]: Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ASW [-- text/plain, encoding quoted-printable, charset: ASW us-ascii, 21 lines --] well, the newer versions may be flasher, but they're definitely less stable. at the end of the day, i'd rather have a lover who's been tested by the masses ( came out bug-free!) - then installed on my machine alone - than the newest version which may segfault on me at any time... ASW hmmm... not sure about the tested by the masses part, ASW though ending up bug-free is definitely good. Maybe ASW adequately tested is better? granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D High praise. This is the funniest post/thread I've read on this list, ever. [Ron, what happens if crank is female?] Ooh! I know the answer to this one! We all crowd around her, sort of giggling. A variety of questions get asked ultimately focusing on how it must be weird to be the only woman around here. How it must have helped her to be female in the insert tech oriented degree department. Then when she's had enough scrutiny, she wanders away and we're all left wondering what happened. lather rinse repeat. ;-P Actually, there are 2, maybe three other semi-active women on the list. The reason is obvious: math is hard, computers are icky. yeah I know. But IMO it's that boys like computers and boys are icky. Therefore computers are icky. A Give that boy a gold star!! -- Raquel Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the Government's purposes are beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding. --Louis Dembitz Brandeis (-), Justice US Supreme Court -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/27/08 10:21, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: [snip] i DID get him to switch two of his three computers to debian... the windows machine exists solely so he cav VPN to work with proprietary software. that's one bugfix... well, 2/3rds of one anyhow. :D If it's a desktop system, maybe it could run in a VM? - -- Ron Johnson, Jr. Jefferson LA USA ESPN makes baseball players better. -BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE- Version: GnuPG v1.4.6 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQFIPGZfS9HxQb37XmcRAoiCAJ93J+cVz9omfdoO1znlRbp7mDfpqgCgz1Kb OgUS9esbJ5JEyoqNgxkbt6c= =2rsC -END PGP SIGNATURE- -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sk i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL PROTECTED]: granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D sk High praise. This is the funniest post/thread I've read on this list, sk ever. sk [Ron, what happens if crank is female?] well, turns out i am female, but it'd leave a bad taste to this thread if we've uncovered anyone's homophobia. oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. So long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay. Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. -- Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] Explaination of .pgp part: http://linuxmafia.com/faq/Mail/rant-gpg.html signature.asc Description: This is a digitally signed message part.
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tuesday 27 May 2008 07:24:25 am Ron Johnson wrote: On 05/27/08 09:07, Raymond A. Meijer wrote: On Tue 27 May 2008 8:56, Ron Johnson wrote: hey, i figure - we're already WILDLY off-topic, right? how much worse can it get? :D A lot worse. /me grabs pop corn and Coca Cola... :-P Exactly. Sol going nova, When that happens, if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky! intergalactic construction company building a freeway, Not their problem we can't be bothered to check the plans on file in some office just 4 lightyears away in Alpha Centauri. huge ball of garbage heading straight for New New York, Bah. We can always launch another ball of garbage at it to deflect it. -- Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] Explaination of .pgp part: http://linuxmafia.com/faq/Mail/rant-gpg.html signature.asc Description: This is a digitally signed message part.
Re: debian-offtopic list [Was: Re: obscenely OT Re: apt-get joke]
On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:32:52 am Andrei Popescu wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 04:19:13PM +0100, Steve Kemp wrote: If you want off-topic mail there are better places than debian-user to pollute. Just remember how many people receive these mails.. Maybe you want to advocate for a debian-offtopic list: http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=427218 Never mind debian-user's topic statement is Help and discussion among users of Debian, which seems to suggest that there's no off-topic /threads/, just off-topic /people/ (ie, ubuntu users). -- Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] Explaination of .pgp part: http://linuxmafia.com/faq/Mail/rant-gpg.html signature.asc Description: This is a digitally signed message part.
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sk i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL PROTECTED]: granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D sk High praise. This is the funniest post/thread I've read on sk this list, sk ever. sk [Ron, what happens if crank is female?] well, turns out i am female, but it'd leave a bad taste to this thread if we've uncovered anyone's homophobia. oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. So long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay. Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. -- Paul Johnson So has been racism. Neither is good. -- Raquel Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the Government's purposes are beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding. --Louis Dembitz Brandeis (-), Justice US Supreme Court -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/27/08 17:38, Raquel wrote: On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sk i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL PROTECTED]: granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D sk High praise. This is the funniest post/thread I've read on sk this list, sk ever. sk [Ron, what happens if crank is female?] well, turns out i am female, but it'd leave a bad taste to this thread if we've uncovered anyone's homophobia. oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. So long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay. Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. So has been racism. Neither is good. Blah blah blah pablum. Won't anyone stand up and say, I'm a homophobe and damned proud of it!? - -- Ron Johnson, Jr. Jefferson LA USA ESPN makes baseball players better. -BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE- Version: GnuPG v1.4.6 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQFIPI8AS9HxQb37XmcRAjy0AKCfU6TlcJNZKAEYn2NIsMXzPQau3ACg6KYG B1aMVZX/wBatRrnXX5cTPqM= =LgTq -END PGP SIGNATURE- -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
Hal Vaughan [EMAIL PROTECTED]: On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once. Worked perfectly every time. Here's the source: Doesn't do mail, so it's not done. -- Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. (*)http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html Linux Counter #80292 - -http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1855.htmlPlease, don't Cc: me. -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED]: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. So long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay. Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. I imagine the reverse is true too. The local news carried a story the other day about a school that was hypeing diversity, and they instructed the kids to make T-shirts with anti-homophobe sayings to participate. Some sharp little cookies came up with Homophobia is Gay. They were told to change since that would be considered a disparaging comment under the present regime. I'm not making this up. Nicely done t's too, silkscreened, with sparkles. Yo baloo. -- Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. (*)http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html Linux Counter #80292 - -http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1855.htmlPlease, don't Cc: me. -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tue, 27 May 2008 08:07:45 -0700 Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ... Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. The bugs just haven't And you call yourself a Mutt user! From the manpage: Quote BUGS None. Mutts have fleas, not bugs. ... For a more up-to-date list of bugs, errm, fleas, please visit the mutt project’s bug tracking system under http://bugs.mutt.org/. /Quote A Celejar -- mailmin.sourceforge.net - remote access via secure (OpenPGP) email ssuds.sourceforge.net - A Simple Sudoku Solver and Generator -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. How could religious doctrine result in a fear that everything will be like everything else? Entropy is the end-point of the universe. Doug. -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 01:06:13AM +0200, s. keeling wrote: Hal Vaughan [EMAIL PROTECTED]: On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: Come on, all geeks know nothing is bug free. I wrote a C++ program that was bug free once. Worked perfectly every time. Here's the source: Doesn't do mail, so it's not done. Ok, so it doesn't do mail, but it works in more than one language. Here it is: 8-- # 8-- It doesn't do much, but it doesn't do the wrong thing either. Perhaps the shortest program ever written. Call it the replacement speach module for Dubya. :) Doug. -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 5:59 PM, Douglas A. Tutty [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 8-- # 8-- EMFBI, but that won't compile in Fortran. Here's a quick and dirty patch C :) -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 8:19 AM, Ron Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Actually, there are 2, maybe three other semi-active women on the list. The reason is obvious: math is hard, computers are icky. The maybe one is Michelle. :) -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 09:00:52PM -0400, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 01:25:22PM -0700, Paul Johnson wrote: Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. How could religious doctrine result in a fear that everything will be like everything else? Entropy is the end-point of the universe. Rule #1 No pooftahs! Rule #2 No pooftahs! Rule #3 There is *no* rule 3 Rule #4 No pooftahs! -- Chris. == One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 06:21:04PM -0700, David Fox wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 5:59 PM, Douglas A. Tutty [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 8-- # 8-- EMFBI, but that won't compile in Fortran. Here's a quick and dirty patch C :) And in postscript, and a few others: % -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Ron Johnson wrote: On 05/27/08 17:38, Raquel wrote: On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sk i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL PROTECTED]: granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D sk High praise. This is the funniest post/thread I've read on sk this list, sk ever. sk [Ron, what happens if crank is female?] well, turns out i am female, but it'd leave a bad taste to this thread if we've uncovered anyone's homophobia. oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. So long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay. Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. So has been racism. Neither is good. Blah blah blah pablum. Won't anyone stand up and say, I'm a homophobe and damned proud of it!? It's your idea. You go first. Hal -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/27/08 21:16, Hal Vaughan wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008, Ron Johnson wrote: On 05/27/08 17:38, Raquel wrote: On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:25:22 -0700 Paul Johnson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Tuesday 27 May 2008 08:07:45 am Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 05:13:47AM +, i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: s. keeling [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sk i'll teach you to turn away. [EMAIL PROTECTED]: granted, but i didn't want my boyfriend to read this feel bad for being a giant slut before we got together. :D sk High praise. This is the funniest post/thread I've read on sk this list, sk ever. sk [Ron, what happens if crank is female?] well, turns out i am female, but it'd leave a bad taste to this thread if we've uncovered anyone's homophobia. oh don't worry. We'll uncover someone's homophobia quite nicely. So long as the topic doesn't drift to religion, we'll be okay. Though we're treading damn close right now. Homophobia is sometimes the result of religous doctrine. So has been racism. Neither is good. Blah blah blah pablum. Won't anyone stand up and say, I'm a homophobe and damned proud of it!? It's your idea. You go first. But only if I believe that. - -- Ron Johnson, Jr. Jefferson LA USA ESPN makes baseball players better. -BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE- Version: GnuPG v1.4.6 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQFIPMLvS9HxQb37XmcRApVxAJ9y6UAF7bw5HXBeSKItfsqZPhkNwQCgihfZ qoiMWhI2iSna5txMx66HXN4= =dxLq -END PGP SIGNATURE- -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: Wildly OT: Re: apt-get joke
El mar, 27-05-2008 a las 15:22 +, i'll teach you to turn away. escribió: Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ASW On Tue, May 27, 2008 at 06:36:21AM +0200, s. keeling wrote: [Ron, what happens if crank is female?] ASW Ooh! I know the answer to this one! We all crowd around her, sort of ASW giggling. A variety of questions get asked ultimately focusing on how ASW it must be weird to be the only woman around here. How it must have ASW helped her to be female in the insert tech oriented degree ASW department. Then when she's had enough scrutiny, she wanders away and ASW we're all left wondering what happened. lather rinse repeat. ;-P welp, considering i've been on usenet since 1996, that wandering-away part isn't likely, but i'm good with the rest of it. i do indeed work for an ISP. http://tinyurl.com/ail9 http://compunction.org/art.html allow me to draw further attention to myself. :D Aren't you the girl from the sexchart? -- Gabriel Parrondo GNU/Linux User #404138 GnuPG Public Key ID: BED7BF43 JID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] The only difference between theory and practice is that, in theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: apt-get joke
Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ASW apt-get -b source wife ASW problem. I'm sure glad my mk1mod0 wife doesn't read this ASW list... Though I'd not trade her for any flashy features that may come ASW in newer versions... well, the newer versions may be flasher, but they're definitely less stable. at the end of the day, i'd rather have a lover who's been tested by the masses ( came out bug-free!) - then installed on my machine alone - than the newest version which may segfault on me at any time... lishi'm sorry i punched you in the throat. [EMAIL PROTECTED]get up. -jerkcity -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: apt-get joke
On Monday 26 May 2008 13:41:56 i'll teach you to turn away. wrote: Andrew Sackville-West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ASW apt-get -b source wife ASW problem. I'm sure glad my mk1mod0 wife doesn't read this ASW list... Though I'd not trade her for any flashy features that may come ASW in newer versions... well, the newer versions may be flasher, but they're definitely less stable. at the end of the day, i'd rather have a lover who's been tested by the masses ( came out bug-free!) - then installed on my machine alone - than the newest version which may segfault on me at any time... lishi'm sorry i punched you in the throat. [EMAIL PROTECTED]get up. -jerkcity Just saw this joke days before , apt-get install wife lots of dependencies and estimated installation time is 47 years , call for bugzilla !!! haha -- Keep It Simple Stupid http://blog.ghostunix.org ghosTM55 -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: apt-get joke
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 Owen Townend wrote: On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png heh, I still like `apt-get moo` The inventor of 'aptitude moo' has sense of humour as well Yeah, he/they even went that extra step of `aptitude --help|grep Cow` to match apt-get. Tru dedication to the humour. cheers, Owen. I still believe that you need to find a Woman that matches you, so apt-get -b source wife seems more likely, and besides, the apt-get build-dep wife should prepare you for marraige ;) Ok, I've thought this through waaay too far. -BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE- Version: GnuPG v1.4.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: Using GnuPG with Mozilla - http://enigmail.mozdev.org iD8DBQFIOQ3jLeTfO4yBSAcRAnazAJ9Yo4tigiHm1Cs5k0mSLDAqb9ApbgCfYsMg xfaYmT+xlXg0zT3jD2DzPhg= =rMIq -END PGP SIGNATURE- -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: apt-get joke
On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: I still believe that you need to find a Woman that matches you, so apt-get -b source wife seems more likely, and besides, the apt-get build-dep wife should prepare you for marraige ;) Ok, I've thought this through waaay too far. You mean like a VCS[1] If the right patches are installed, who needs to be prepared? [1] virgin control system -- Chris. == One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: apt-get joke
On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: -BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 Owen Townend wrote: On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png heh, I still like `apt-get moo` The inventor of 'aptitude moo' has sense of humour as well Yeah, he/they even went that extra step of `aptitude --help|grep Cow` to match apt-get. Tru dedication to the humour. cheers, Owen. I still believe that you need to find a Woman that matches you, so apt-get -b source wife seems more likely, and besides, the apt-get build-dep wife should prepare you for marraige ;) apt-get -b source wife is nice because you're not getting the binary... whatever that means, but instead the source code required which can be easily modified. THen you can build, test, modify to your heart's desire. Though what you do with the builds that you don't want is a problem. I'm sure glad my mk1mod0 wife doesn't read this list... Though I'd not trade her for any flashy features that may come in newer versions... A signature.asc Description: Digital signature
Re: apt-get joke
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 On 05/25/08 15:49, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: [snip] apt-get -b source wife is nice because you're not getting the binary... whatever that means, but instead the source code required which can be easily modified. THen you can build, test, modify to your heart's desire. Though what you do with the builds that you don't want is a problem. I'm sure glad my mk1mod0 wife doesn't read this list... Though I'd not trade her for any flashy features that may come in newer versions... You say that now. But then comes the urge for the sports car, the surreptitious visits to Hair Club For Men, and next thing you know, it's Mk22mod36DD... - -- Ron Johnson, Jr. Jefferson LA USA ESPN makes baseball players better. -BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE- Version: GnuPG v1.4.6 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQFIOdLFS9HxQb37XmcRAlxVAKComWBlnS4aUQDSOJzIi/Q3mD0+5wCdGlRw pN4KGF8s4kC2SECjNGdeW8c= =oiKy -END PGP SIGNATURE- -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: apt-get joke
On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 01:49:18PM -0700, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: Owen Townend wrote: On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: apt-get -b source wife is nice because you're not getting the binary... whatever that means, but instead the source code required which can be easily modified. THen you can build, test, modify to your heart's desire. Though what you do with the builds that you don't want is a problem. I'm sure glad my mk1mod0 wife doesn't read this list... Though I'd not trade her for any flashy features that may come in newer versions... Actually, since apparently one in five human genes is patented in the US, you may be breaking copyright if you use apt-get to get the source. To get around the patents, you'd have to go back in time and get two people to make your (to them, future) wife the old-fashioned pre-patent way. Of course, they'd have to brain-wash her so that by the time the present comes along, she will forgo all others and wait for (anticipate) and settle for you. :) Some of us believe that this happens already on our behalf and we get a better half upon which we can't apt-get update or upgrade. LOVE YOU WIFE (remember that from The Abyss?) Doug. -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: apt-get joke
On Sat, May 24, 2008 at 11:18 PM, Owen Townend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png heh, I still like `apt-get moo` The inventor of 'aptitude moo' has sense of humour as well I guess most of you know this, but you can get something fun from aptitude as well (besides all the software you can install). $ aptitude moo There are no Easter Eggs in this program. $ aptitude -v moo There really are no Easter Eggs in this program. Keep trying: -vvv, - ... N.- -- http://arhuaco.org -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: apt-get joke
On Sunday 25 May 2008, Douglas A. Tutty wrote: On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 01:49:18PM -0700, Andrew Sackville-West wrote: On Sun, May 25, 2008 at 04:57:39PM +1000, Rich Healey wrote: Owen Townend wrote: On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: apt-get -b source wife is nice because you're not getting the binary... whatever that means, but instead the source code required which can be easily modified. THen you can build, test, modify to your heart's desire. Though what you do with the builds that you don't want is a problem. I'm sure glad my mk1mod0 wife doesn't read this list... Though I'd not trade her for any flashy features that may come in newer versions... Actually, since apparently one in five human genes is patented in the US, you may be breaking copyright if you use apt-get to get the source. To get around the patents, you'd have to go back in time and get two people to make your (to them, future) wife the old-fashioned pre-patent way. Of course, they'd have to brain-wash her so that by the time the present comes along, she will forgo all others and wait for (anticipate) and settle for you. :) Some of us believe that this happens already on our behalf and we get a better half upon which we can't apt-get update or upgrade. Is that anything like if you know the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything as well as the ultimate question, they'll cancel each other out and it'll be replaced by something even stranger and that this has likely already happened a number of times? Hal -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Hi, http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png -- Chris. == One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Hi, http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png -- Chris. == One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. -- Thomas B. Reed -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED] heh, I still like `apt-get moo` cheers, Owen. -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: apt-get joke
On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png heh, I still like `apt-get moo` The inventor of 'aptitude moo' has sense of humour as well -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: apt-get joke
On 25/05/2008, Sjoerd Hiemstra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, 25 May 2008 03:11:05 +1000 Owen Townen wrote: On 24/05/2008, Chris Bannister [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png heh, I still like `apt-get moo` The inventor of 'aptitude moo' has sense of humour as well Yeah, he/they even went that extra step of `aptitude --help|grep Cow` to match apt-get. Tru dedication to the humour. cheers, Owen. -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of unsubscribe. Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
