[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-28 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@... wrote: John Lyons was a beautiful man when I heard him give an introductory lecture in 1972. He was so luscious I was ready to start TM before he said a word. Then he broke the news: Two weeks waiting for using recreational

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-28 Thread martyboi
When I was on staff at Cobb (1980), we had a lot of CP's (course participants)who had great truly experiences - others not so much. Sometimes we would have group meetings where individuals would share their experiences. On one occasion a CP proudly proclaimed they could see stars through the

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-28 Thread tedadams108
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, martyboi martyboi@... wrote: During one initiation, after puja, the initiate started to really cough, likely from inhaling incense or camphor smoke. The remedy? Taking the water offering container which still was 1/2 full and giving it to the initiate to

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread obbajeeba
Hahahahaha! Those are great! Thanks for sharing! --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote: I thought I'd ask the question, since the subject of humor or the lack thereof along spiritual paths is still on my mind. There was a time, back before fun was declared Off

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread richardwillytexwilliams
turquoiseb: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO? Well, the funniest 'TMO Puja' story' for me actually happened on the a.m.t Google Group. Everyone knows that the TM puja ingredients consist of water, sandalwood powder, camphor, fruit, flowers, and a white hankie.

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread whynotnow7
Two of the jokes on standard TM speak I enjoyed the most: Instead of saying, Jai Guru Dev at the conclusion of group meditation, saying, Jai Edgar Hoover. Also, back when MUM was called MIU, I enjoyed calling it the Maharishi International House Of Pancakes, or MI-HOP.:-) --- In

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread tedadams108
I remember back in the day, during the Merv wave, a lot of initiations were taking place. One Saturday evening, after the last person was initiated and left to meditate, those who were involved...teachers, helpers, etc., decided to go out to dinner. Unfortunately they forgot about the last

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread whynotnow7
Ha-Ha- wonder if that encouraged or discouraged them?? --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tedadams108 no_reply@... wrote: I remember back in the day, during the Merv wave, a lot of initiations were taking place. One Saturday evening, after the last person was initiated and left to

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, whynotnow7 whynotnow7@... wrote: Two of the jokes on standard TM speak I enjoyed the most: Instead of saying, Jai Guru Dev at the conclusion of group meditation, saying, Jai Edgar Hoover. Also, back when MUM was called MIU, I enjoyed calling it

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, whynotnow7 whynotnow7@ wrote: Two of the jokes on standard TM speak I enjoyed the most: Instead of saying, Jai Guru Dev at the conclusion of group meditation, saying,

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, whynotnow7 whynotnow7@ wrote: Two of the jokes on standard TM speak I enjoyed the most:

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread whynotnow7
Hi Nablusos, You know that expectation we all have when someone starts to say something, and then we finish the phrase in our minds, and they say something else instead? That is why both of these things tickle me. I mean no disrespect for either of them. I would love to tell them my jokes!

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread Tom Pall
Before group meditation we had a group checking. The teacher asked when we open our eyes whether we had any thoughts. This woman shook her head to signify no. So we closed our eyes again. He asked again. She said she had no thoughts. He did this on and on and eventually told he she was

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread Mike Dixon
Nabi.. let it go and take it as it comes. From: nablusoss1008 no_re...@yahoogroups.com To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:24 PM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?   --- In

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@... wrote: Nabi.. let it go and take it as it comes. Thank's :-)

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@... wrote: Nabi.. let it go and take it as it comes. Mike; thank you for the reminder !

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread obbajeeba
Nabby, you fit the title to the subject with your posts on this thread. lol --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@ wrote: Nabi.. let it go and take it as it comes. Mike; thank

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba no_reply@... wrote: Nabby, you fit the title to the subject with your posts on this thread. lol Lovely, thanks. And yes; do get a personal checking !

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread obbajeeba
You are welcome. It was not long ago that I did, thank you. Shani is the only culprit and that is temporary. : ) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba no_reply@ wrote: Nabby, you fit the title to the

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, whynotnow7 whynotnow7@... wrote: Hi Nablusos, You know that expectation we all have when someone starts to say something, and then we finish the phrase in our minds, and they say something else instead? That is why both of these things tickle me. I

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread nablusoss1008
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@... wrote: Your utter comfort is a good thing, it spills over also to me. It is also a fascinating phenomena. As a very young child She spoke to me indirectly. If you would like to expand on your comfort towards the divine,

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread whynotnow7
I am sorry I offended you. Both MMY and GD transformed my life in ways I never could have imagined, indeed brought me back to life in many ways. All I can offer is that I have enjoyed irreverent humor all of my life, and probably always will.:-) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread raunchydog
I had a guy show up for initiation smelling of alcohol and probably drunk. I wasn't sure if he was sober enough to be initiated but I initiated him. He came for the first night of checking smelling of alcohol. I asked him to see me after the meeting and he ducked out. Never saw him again. Poor

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread seventhray1
Trying to think if I had any interesting experiences in the initiation room. Really none that I can think of. I did initiate a guy with the last name Finer during the Washington campaign. We both got a kick about my continued talk about the mantra becoming finer --- In

[FairfieldLife] Re: What are the funniest stories from your days in the TMO?

2011-07-27 Thread Ravi Yogi
Thanks to Barry for initiating this thread, I have been enjoying everyone's experiences on this thread. Being a lover of Osho and his discourses which always ended with profane, irreverent jokes, I always have a blast myself. Unlike my online persona here I always mock myself in my personal