[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! We all know that the hurricane was caused by man-made global warming. It's all the fault of man, says Al Gore. If you don't agree, then you are a racist. 'A Link Between Hurricane Irene And Global Warming' http://tinyurl.com/3taldrc Why did you do it, Vaj? Why did you burn all that fossile fuel? Can't you have some mercy and show a little compassion for all those people who died in the storm. You must think this is a joke! Frankly, I would expect more from you, than to play politics with tragedy, since you're in the middle of one. Go figure.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@... wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. Just as the TMers in the golden push-up domes sit together and generate Woo Woo that increases the influence of coherence in the world, we Athesits get together (although instead of calling it doing program we call it partying down and generate waves of incoherence. This influence is so powerful because Atheists are essentially cooler than Believers, and as a result our Woo Woo is...well...just more Woo. Especially when it comes to hurricanes, which as everyone knows, are a function of Hot Air. Our hot air is just the hottest. As it radiates outwards from our gatherings, it encounters the cooler, more coherent air emanating from the domes, and an inevitable conflict occurs. We're talking whirl- wind. Naturally, because our Woo Woo hot air is far more powerful than their wussy coherent Woo, more often than not the result is a hurricane. To be specific, the genesis of Hurricane Irene can be traced back to the revelation that King Tony -- living incarnation of chastity, purity, and Vedic self sufficiency -- was revealed to be secretly married, with a couple of rugrats. This revelation caused a more active flurry of butt- bouncing in the domes than usual, and the resulting coherent Woo spread out across the earth. Some of it even reached us Atheists. We read all about the King Tony thing, and our resulting reaction created a kind of anti-coherent tidal wave of hot air, in the form of laughter. That wave, too, spread across the planet. When the two Waves O'Woo finally met and got it on, the result was Hurricane Irene. I hope we've gotten this straight now, and don't have to revisit the issue. The cause of hurricanes is not gay marriage or Democrats or Michelle Bach- mann or any of that stuff you read about in the media. It's us, the Atheists. Be afraid. Very afraid. Heck, you might even consider creating an Atheist Registry to keep track of us. Oh wait...somebody's already done that.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@... wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj vajradhatu@... wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-)
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj vajradhatu@ wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual Interesting... that would be me. It certainly isn't my intention to cause hurricanes and earthquakes, but I'm not about to start slutting around in order for the hurricanes and earthquakes to stop.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
On Sep 1, 2011, at 11:30 AM, turquoiseb wrote: Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual Actually I was using it in the form Jerry Seinfeld uses it: it's how his dear mother pronounces homosexual. BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-) The introduction of the Wand of Adam into the rectum disrupts the muladhara-chakra, which exacerbates the JHVH-1 fields around the naughty couple. This invokes the wrath of JHVH-1, thus causing innumerable natural disasters. So you see it's all easily explained by creation science. The coherence from the Megachurches can only do so much. Fortunately Marcus has a cure.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
On 09/01/2011 08:30 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vajvajradhatu@... wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-) The atheist would probably like Women in Trouble if he hasn't seen it. It's another Sebastian Gutierrez film with Carla Gugino in her Electra Luxx role. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247704/ For Netflixers it's WI: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Women_in_Trouble/70114946 But we all know that hurricanes are caused by hypocrites.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote: But we all know that hurricanes are caused by hypocrites. The Turq get's the blame for everything these days.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! turquoiseb: For once I agree with Willytex. Karma in your Indian religion is the concept of action, understood as that which causes the entire cycle of cause and effect. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists Religion started out as the technology of ritual. When man tamed fire for example, he placed it on a 'hearth', not for the cooking of food or for warmth, but as a fetish to impress the neighbors. So, in that sense, Turq seems to be a really religious and spiritual guy. LoL!!! ...we call it partying down and generate waves of incoherence. Traditionally Buddhists throughout the Buddhist world consider that the universe contains more beings in it than are normally visible to humans. Buddhists have no objection to the existence of the Hindu Gods. Nevertheless, Buddhists can't take refuge in the gods because the gods are not Buddha. That is, they are not enlightened. Read more: Buddhist Thought by Paul Williams Routledge, 2000
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
Great movie recommendation, even for a theist like me who believes that there really is a God, but the trouble is he was only good at dinosaurs, and by the time he got to us, was out of all the good ideas. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote: On 09/01/2011 08:30 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vajvajradhatu@ wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-) The atheist would probably like Women in Trouble if he hasn't seen it. It's another Sebastian Gutierrez film with Carla Gugino in her Electra Luxx role. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247704/ For Netflixers it's WI: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Women_in_Trouble/70114946 But we all know that hurricanes are caused by hypocrites.
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Just a warning the Joseph Gordon-Levitt segment is AFTER the credits and quite funny. On 09/01/2011 11:03 AM, curtisdeltablues wrote: Great movie recommendation, even for a theist like me who believes that there really is a God, but the trouble is he was only good at dinosaurs, and by the time he got to us, was out of all the good ideas. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitunoozguru@... wrote: On 09/01/2011 08:30 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vajvajradhatu@ wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-) The atheist would probably like Women in Trouble if he hasn't seen it. It's another Sebastian Gutierrez film with Carla Gugino in her Electra Luxx role. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247704/ For Netflixers it's WI: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Women_in_Trouble/70114946 But we all know that hurricanes are caused by hypocrites.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@... wrote: Great movie recommendation, even for a theist like me who believes that there really is a God, but the trouble is he was only good at dinosaurs, and by the time he got to us, was out of all the good ideas. There is meat in this idea for a good T-Rex cult, Curtis. I'd follow up on this if I were you. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote: On 09/01/2011 08:30 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vajvajradhatu@ wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-) The atheist would probably like Women in Trouble if he hasn't seen it. It's another Sebastian Gutierrez film with Carla Gugino in her Electra Luxx role. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247704/ For Netflixers it's WI: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Women_in_Trouble/70114946 But we all know that hurricanes are caused by hypocrites.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ wrote: Great movie recommendation, even for a theist like me who believes that there really is a God, but the trouble is he was only good at dinosaurs, and by the time he got to us, was out of all the good ideas. There is meat in this idea for a good T-Rex cult, Curtis. I'd follow up on this if I were you. Homo Afterthoughticus! --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote: On 09/01/2011 08:30 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vajvajradhatu@ wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-) The atheist would probably like Women in Trouble if he hasn't seen it. It's another Sebastian Gutierrez film with Carla Gugino in her Electra Luxx role. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247704/ For Netflixers it's WI: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Women_in_Trouble/70114946 But we all know that hurricanes are caused by hypocrites.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
Just as a commentary about the movie, I read your recent comments and decided to watch it, only to realize that I had already seen it. I enjoyed it then, and I may enjoy it again now, but nothing of it stuck with me. I'd forgotten it so thoroughly that I never realized it was a prequel to Elektra-Luxx, which I saw afterwards. :-) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote: Just a warning the Joseph Gordon-Levitt segment is AFTER the credits and quite funny. On 09/01/2011 11:03 AM, curtisdeltablues wrote: Great movie recommendation, even for a theist like me who believes that there really is a God, but the trouble is he was only good at dinosaurs, and by the time he got to us, was out of all the good ideas. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitunoozguru@ wrote: On 09/01/2011 08:30 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vajvajradhatu@ wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-) The atheist would probably like Women in Trouble if he hasn't seen it. It's another Sebastian Gutierrez film with Carla Gugino in her Electra Luxx role. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247704/ For Netflixers it's WI: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Women_in_Trouble/70114946 But we all know that hurricanes are caused by hypocrites.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ wrote: Great movie recommendation, even for a theist like me who believes that there really is a God, but the trouble is he was only good at dinosaurs, and by the time he got to us, was out of all the good ideas. There is meat in this idea for a good T-Rex cult, Curtis. I'd follow up on this if I were you. * * According to some, something like this T-Rex cult is already alive and well, being (on dit) followed in secret and celebrated via human sacrifice by the world's prominent Illuminati: suck-ups to the Lizards that they allegedly are. Me, I'll take the Co(s)mic Cephalopod, any day :-)
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
Barry, We already know you're full of hot air. There's nothing new with what you're saying. JR --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. Just as the TMers in the golden push-up domes sit together and generate Woo Woo that increases the influence of coherence in the world, we Athesits get together (although instead of calling it doing program we call it partying down and generate waves of incoherence. This influence is so powerful because Atheists are essentially cooler than Believers, and as a result our Woo Woo is...well...just more Woo. Especially when it comes to hurricanes, which as everyone knows, are a function of Hot Air. Our hot air is just the hottest. As it radiates outwards from our gatherings, it encounters the cooler, more coherent air emanating from the domes, and an inevitable conflict occurs. We're talking whirl- wind. Naturally, because our Woo Woo hot air is far more powerful than their wussy coherent Woo, more often than not the result is a hurricane. To be specific, the genesis of Hurricane Irene can be traced back to the revelation that King Tony -- living incarnation of chastity, purity, and Vedic self sufficiency -- was revealed to be secretly married, with a couple of rugrats. This revelation caused a more active flurry of butt- bouncing in the domes than usual, and the resulting coherent Woo spread out across the earth. Some of it even reached us Atheists. We read all about the King Tony thing, and our resulting reaction created a kind of anti-coherent tidal wave of hot air, in the form of laughter. That wave, too, spread across the planet. When the two Waves O'Woo finally met and got it on, the result was Hurricane Irene. I hope we've gotten this straight now, and don't have to revisit the issue. The cause of hurricanes is not gay marriage or Democrats or Michelle Bach- mann or any of that stuff you read about in the media. It's us, the Atheists. Be afraid. Very afraid. Heck, you might even consider creating an Atheist Registry to keep track of us. Oh wait...somebody's already done that.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
Since it is a film from 2009 I wasn't sure if I had seen it either. I just came up in my Netflix recommended films. So I added it to my queue. It took several minutes to convince me that I hadn't seen it due to the similarities of Elektra-Luxx. On 09/01/2011 12:47 PM, turquoiseb wrote: Just as a commentary about the movie, I read your recent comments and decided to watch it, only to realize that I had already seen it. I enjoyed it then, and I may enjoy it again now, but nothing of it stuck with me. I'd forgotten it so thoroughly that I never realized it was a prequel to Elektra-Luxx, which I saw afterwards. :-) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitunoozguru@... wrote: Just a warning the Joseph Gordon-Levitt segment is AFTER the credits and quite funny. On 09/01/2011 11:03 AM, curtisdeltablues wrote: Great movie recommendation, even for a theist like me who believes that there really is a God, but the trouble is he was only good at dinosaurs, and by the time he got to us, was out of all the good ideas. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitunoozguru@ wrote: On 09/01/2011 08:30 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vajvajradhatu@wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-) The atheist would probably like Women in Trouble if he hasn't seen it. It's another Sebastian Gutierrez film with Carla Gugino in her Electra Luxx role. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247704/ For Netflixers it's WI: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Women_in_Trouble/70114946 But we all know that hurricanes are caused by hypocrites.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
No problemo. I'm enjoying watching it again. I'm really knocked out by Adrienne Palicki, who plays the Holly Rocket character. She is a very talented actress, with tremendous comic timing. Looking her up on the IMDB, it seems she plays Diana Prince in an upcoming Wonder Woman TV series. That's not chopped liver. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote: Since it is a film from 2009 I wasn't sure if I had seen it either. I just came up in my Netflix recommended films. So I added it to my queue. It took several minutes to convince me that I hadn't seen it due to the similarities of Elektra-Luxx. On 09/01/2011 12:47 PM, turquoiseb wrote: Just as a commentary about the movie, I read your recent comments and decided to watch it, only to realize that I had already seen it. I enjoyed it then, and I may enjoy it again now, but nothing of it stuck with me. I'd forgotten it so thoroughly that I never realized it was a prequel to Elektra-Luxx, which I saw afterwards. :-) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitunoozguru@ wrote: Just a warning the Joseph Gordon-Levitt segment is AFTER the credits and quite funny. On 09/01/2011 11:03 AM, curtisdeltablues wrote: Great movie recommendation, even for a theist like me who believes that there really is a God, but the trouble is he was only good at dinosaurs, and by the time he got to us, was out of all the good ideas. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitunoozguru@ wrote: On 09/01/2011 08:30 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vajvajradhatu@wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-) The atheist would probably like Women in Trouble if he hasn't seen it. It's another Sebastian Gutierrez film with Carla Gugino in her Electra Luxx role. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247704/ For Netflixers it's WI: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Women_in_Trouble/70114946 But we all know that hurricanes are caused by hypocrites.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
Om Dear Turqb, this is brilliant even if it is 'negative'. It did not pass un-noticed. -Buck --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. Just as the TMers in the golden push-up domes sit together and generate Woo Woo that increases the influence of coherence in the world, we Athesits get together (although instead of calling it doing program we call it partying down and generate waves of incoherence. This influence is so powerful because Atheists are essentially cooler than Believers, and as a result our Woo Woo is...well...just more Woo. Especially when it comes to hurricanes, which as everyone knows, are a function of Hot Air. Our hot air is just the hottest. As it radiates outwards from our gatherings, it encounters the cooler, more coherent air emanating from the domes, and an inevitable conflict occurs. We're talking whirl- wind. Naturally, because our Woo Woo hot air is far more powerful than their wussy coherent Woo, more often than not the result is a hurricane. To be specific, the genesis of Hurricane Irene can be traced back to the revelation that King Tony -- living incarnation of chastity, purity, and Vedic self sufficiency -- was revealed to be secretly married, with a couple of rugrats. This revelation caused a more active flurry of butt- bouncing in the domes than usual, and the resulting coherent Woo spread out across the earth. Some of it even reached us Atheists. We read all about the King Tony thing, and our resulting reaction created a kind of anti-coherent tidal wave of hot air, in the form of laughter. That wave, too, spread across the planet. When the two Waves O'Woo finally met and got it on, the result was Hurricane Irene. I hope we've gotten this straight now, and don't have to revisit the issue. The cause of hurricanes is not gay marriage or Democrats or Michelle Bach- mann or any of that stuff you read about in the media. It's us, the Atheists. Be afraid. Very afraid. Heck, you might even consider creating an Atheist Registry to keep track of us. Oh wait...somebody's already done that.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Michele Bachmann declares own candidacy a warning from God
And for the sufficiently bizarre, MTV launched a new weekly half hour comedy Death Valley on Monday. It's Cops going after vampires, werewolves and zombies that have invaded Los Angeles. I watched the first episode and thought it some good humor so will continue with it. On 09/01/2011 01:54 PM, turquoiseb wrote: No problemo. I'm enjoying watching it again. I'm really knocked out by Adrienne Palicki, who plays the Holly Rocket character. She is a very talented actress, with tremendous comic timing. Looking her up on the IMDB, it seems she plays Diana Prince in an upcoming Wonder Woman TV series. That's not chopped liver. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitunoozguru@... wrote: Since it is a film from 2009 I wasn't sure if I had seen it either. I just came up in my Netflix recommended films. So I added it to my queue. It took several minutes to convince me that I hadn't seen it due to the similarities of Elektra-Luxx. On 09/01/2011 12:47 PM, turquoiseb wrote: Just as a commentary about the movie, I read your recent comments and decided to watch it, only to realize that I had already seen it. I enjoyed it then, and I may enjoy it again now, but nothing of it stuck with me. I'd forgotten it so thoroughly that I never realized it was a prequel to Elektra-Luxx, which I saw afterwards. :-) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitunoozguru@ wrote: Just a warning the Joseph Gordon-Levitt segment is AFTER the credits and quite funny. On 09/01/2011 11:03 AM, curtisdeltablues wrote: Great movie recommendation, even for a theist like me who believes that there really is a God, but the trouble is he was only good at dinosaurs, and by the time he got to us, was out of all the good ideas. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitunoozguru@wrote: On 09/01/2011 08:30 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vajvajradhatu@ wrote: On Sep 1, 2011, at 9:58 AM, turquoiseb wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, richardwillytexwilliams willytex@ wrote: Vaj: I don't think there's a weatherman in America who doubts that Hurricane Irene was a meteorological message from God ... This is a LIE! For once I agree with Willytex. Everyone who is anyone, spiritually, knows that Hurricane Irene was caused by us Atheists. I'm pretty sure it was caused by the homoxuals. They're responsible for earthquakes too. Homoxual, for those who think Vaj made a typo: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homoxual BS, Vaj. How much hot air -- or hot *anything*, for that matter, can someone who hasn't gotten laid in ages, whatever their sexual preference, generate? We Atheists get the hot babes, cuz they're attracted to the Bad Boy thang, and we've got that in spades, especially if they're Catholic or Jewish or Wannabe- Hindu babes. A secondary shitstorm of hurricane-inducing hot air is, in fact, often created *as* we Atheists score, and the babes in question have to figure out what to scream while in the throes of orgasm. After all, Oh God...God...God! is right out. :-) The atheist would probably like Women in Trouble if he hasn't seen it. It's another Sebastian Gutierrez film with Carla Gugino in her Electra Luxx role. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247704/ For Netflixers it's WI: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Women_in_Trouble/70114946 But we all know that hurricanes are caused by hypocrites.
