[FairfieldLife] Re: Humor as a time-saving device

[WillyTex]

whynotnow7:
 they are also on my publicly don't
 read/privately eat-it-up-with-a-spoon
 list...

So, I wouldn't be surprised if Turq reads
every single post here, and maybe even
keeps messages on his hard drive, to read
again later. He once was so desperate to
talk to someone he carried on a dialog
with Andrew A. Skolnick for three weeks.
That's fun, fer sure! LoL!

Some people just feel better when they
have someone to talk to. Go figure.

Maybe I just don't get it. Why would a
guy like Turq want to move to a walk-up
tenement in the winter up in Amsterdam?

His work space must be the seat of his
chair and his desktop about the same
dimensions as the surface of his laptop
computer. And for what - bragging rights
on an internet news forum?

Maybe it's just me, but I love the weather
in the Southwest U.S. - it's going to be 68
degrees here today with lots of sunshine.


 
http://www.google.com/search?hl=ensource=hpq=weather+san+antonioaq=1\
aqi=g10j1aql=oq=weather
My workspace is measured in the miles,
not inches. My den is probably larger than
Turq's entire apartment. I wouldn't be caught
dead living in a house that didn't have a
double garage with automatic openers. I've
even got plumbing and central air and heat!

http://www.rwilliams.us/working/
 
http://www.google.com/search?hl=ensource=hpq=weather+san+antonioaq=1\
aqi=g10j1aql=oq=weather

[FairfieldLife] Re: Humor as a time-saving device

[whynotnow7]

As you continue to talk to yourself Barry, I can't help but think how difficult 
it is for you to attempt a post these days. I imagine inside your head: 

Hmmm, let's see I'll start out by mentioning Judy's post...no, dammmit, I have 
said before I don't read her stuff...Did I say I never read Sparaig's stuff? 
Don't remember...I'll play it safe, and refer to these people. Then Jim will 
know...oh shit, I have publicly said I don't read his stuff too...wait, there's 
Rory. I've mentioned I *hardly ever* read his stuff. so that gives me an out 
and I can mention him by name and no one can accuse me of lying, those vampire 
attention seekers...and then raunchydog and Willy...oh wait, shit, foiled 
again...they are also on my publicly don't read/privately 
eat-it-up-with-a-spoon list...H...got it!...I can claim again I don't give 
a shit, and that is my perfect out: I DON'T CARE...I'll write it in caps and 
that will really show daddy...er, I mean FFL

And that's all before the first sentence is composed...A real three ring mental 
circus! :-)

Note: for all of those offended in advance, my thoughts above are mine alone 
and any resemblance to real persons dead or alive is purely coincidental.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB turquoiseb@... wrote:

 One of the aspects of politically-incorrect humor
 that the politically-correct will never get is the
 usefulness of inappropriate humor in determining
 who, among the people one finds oneself working or
 living with, is actually *worth* associating with.
 
 All one has to do to tell the difference is push
 the envelope a little. Tell a joke that pokes fun 
 at things most in the environment are too guru-whipped 
 to poke fun at. Do something that breaks the rules,
 but in a way that only a fool would make an issue
 of it, because to do so would be to reveal them
 as the fools they are. 
 
 Do this enough times, and you are able to suss out
 who in your environment is worthy of hanging with
 (in the sense of potential friends) and who is
 just there in the environment taking up space and
 not really worth bothering with overmuch. 
 
 There are times when I think that Jerry put up
 with my antics because he was a closet button
 pusher himself, but his position in the movement
 didn't allow him to act it out the way he would
 have if he just hadn't given a shit.
 
 There is a certain freedom in not giving a shit.

[FairfieldLife] Re: Humor as a time-saving device

[authfriend]

What's particularly hilarious (or pathetic, depending
on your point of view) is that he finally manages to
come up with one limp swipe, and when it crashes and
burns, instead of giving up and trying something else,
he keeps on in the same vein twice more, and those 
attempts crash and burn even more spectacularly.

It's amazing to me that he's so oblivious to his own
transparency.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, whynotnow7 whynotnow7@... wrote:

 As you continue to talk to yourself Barry, I can't help but think how 
 difficult it is for you to attempt a post these days. I imagine inside your 
 head: 
 
 Hmmm, let's see I'll start out by mentioning Judy's post...no, dammmit, I 
 have said before I don't read her stuff...Did I say I never read Sparaig's 
 stuff? Don't remember...I'll play it safe, and refer to these people. Then 
 Jim will know...oh shit, I have publicly said I don't read his stuff 
 too...wait, there's Rory. I've mentioned I *hardly ever* read his stuff. so 
 that gives me an out and I can mention him by name and no one can accuse me 
 of lying, those vampire attention seekers...and then raunchydog and 
 Willy...oh wait, shit, foiled again...they are also on my publicly don't 
 read/privately eat-it-up-with-a-spoon list...H...got it!...I can claim 
 again I don't give a shit, and that is my perfect out: I DON'T CARE...I'll 
 write it in caps and that will really show daddy...er, I mean FFL
 
 And that's all before the first sentence is composed...A real three ring 
 mental circus! :-)
 
 Note: for all of those offended in advance, my thoughts above are mine alone 
 and any resemblance to real persons dead or alive is purely coincidental.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB turquoiseb@ wrote:
 
  One of the aspects of politically-incorrect humor
  that the politically-correct will never get is the
  usefulness of inappropriate humor in determining
  who, among the people one finds oneself working or
  living with, is actually *worth* associating with.
  
  All one has to do to tell the difference is push
  the envelope a little. Tell a joke that pokes fun 
  at things most in the environment are too guru-whipped 
  to poke fun at. Do something that breaks the rules,
  but in a way that only a fool would make an issue
  of it, because to do so would be to reveal them
  as the fools they are. 
  
  Do this enough times, and you are able to suss out
  who in your environment is worthy of hanging with
  (in the sense of potential friends) and who is
  just there in the environment taking up space and
  not really worth bothering with overmuch. 
  
  There are times when I think that Jerry put up
  with my antics because he was a closet button
  pusher himself, but his position in the movement
  didn't allow him to act it out the way he would
  have if he just hadn't given a shit.
  
  There is a certain freedom in not giving a shit.
 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Humor as a time-saving device

[tartbrain]

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, whynotnow7 whynotnow7@... wrote:

 As you continue to talk to yourself Barry, I can't help but think how 
 difficult it is for you to attempt a post these days. I imagine inside your 
 head: 
 
 Hmmm, let's see I'll start out by mentioning Judy's post...no, dammmit, I 
 have said before I don't read her stuff...Did I say I never read Sparaig's 
 stuff? Don't remember...I'll play it safe, and refer to these people. Then 
 Jim will know...oh shit, I have publicly said I don't read his stuff 
 too...wait, there's Rory. I've mentioned I *hardly ever* read his stuff. so 
 that gives me an out and I can mention him by name and no one can accuse me 
 of lying, those vampire attention seekers...and then raunchydog and 
 Willy...oh wait, shit, foiled again...they are also on my publicly don't 
 read/privately eat-it-up-with-a-spoon list...H...got it!...I can claim 
 again I don't give a shit, and that is my perfect out: I DON'T CARE...I'll 
 write it in caps and that will really show daddy...er, I mean FFL
 
 And that's all before the first sentence is composed...A real three ring 
 mental circus! :-)
 

Yes. But whose head is it in.


 Note: for all of those offended in advance, my thoughts above are mine alone 
 and any resemblance to real persons dead or alive is purely coincidental.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB turquoiseb@ wrote:
 
  One of the aspects of politically-incorre

ct humor
  that the politically-correct will never get is the
  usefulness of inappropriate humor in determining
  who, among the people one finds oneself working or
  living with, is actually *worth* associating with.
  
  All one has to do to tell the difference is push
  the envelope a little. Tell a joke that pokes fun 
  at things most in the environment are too guru-whipped 
  to poke fun at. Do something that breaks the rules,
  but in a way that only a fool would make an issue
  of it, because to do so would be to reveal them
  as the fools they are. 
  
  Do this enough times, and you are able to suss out
  who in your environment is worthy of hanging with
  (in the sense of potential friends) and who is
  just there in the environment taking up space and
  not really worth bothering with overmuch. 
  
  There are times when I think that Jerry put up
  with my antics because he was a closet button
  pusher himself, but his position in the movement
  didn't allow him to act it out the way he would
  have if he just hadn't given a shit.
  
  There is a certain freedom in not giving a shit.
 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Humor as a time-saving device

[authfriend]

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@... wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, whynotnow7 whynotnow7@ wrote:
snip
  And that's all before the first sentence is composed...
  A real three ring mental circus! :-)
 
 Yes. But whose head is it in.

Seems to me he immediately went on to acknowledge
explicitly whose head it was in:
 
  Note: for all of those offended in advance, my thoughts
  above are mine alone and any resemblance to real persons
  dead or alive is purely coincidental.

So it looks like your little dig was uncalled for,
doesn't it? Maybe next time sit on your twitchy
fingers until you've read the entire post.

[FairfieldLife] Re: Humor as a time-saving device

[whynotnow7]

Yep, that's why I wrote what I did. I was struck by how out of touch he 
appears, because of his publicly proclaimed self-imposed exile from so many 
people's posts on here. It is like he is shouting into a public address system, 
while wearing earplugs - lol. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@... wrote:

 What's particularly hilarious (or pathetic, depending
 on your point of view) is that he finally manages to
 come up with one limp swipe, and when it crashes and
 burns, instead of giving up and trying something else,
 he keeps on in the same vein twice more, and those 
 attempts crash and burn even more spectacularly.
 
 It's amazing to me that he's so oblivious to his own
 transparency.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, whynotnow7 whynotnow7@ wrote:
 
  As you continue to talk to yourself Barry, I can't help but think how 
  difficult it is for you to attempt a post these days. I imagine inside your 
  head: 
  
  Hmmm, let's see I'll start out by mentioning Judy's post...no, dammmit, I 
  have said before I don't read her stuff...Did I say I never read Sparaig's 
  stuff? Don't remember...I'll play it safe, and refer to these people. 
  Then Jim will know...oh shit, I have publicly said I don't read his stuff 
  too...wait, there's Rory. I've mentioned I *hardly ever* read his stuff. so 
  that gives me an out and I can mention him by name and no one can accuse me 
  of lying, those vampire attention seekers...and then raunchydog and 
  Willy...oh wait, shit, foiled again...they are also on my publicly don't 
  read/privately eat-it-up-with-a-spoon list...H...got it!...I can claim 
  again I don't give a shit, and that is my perfect out: I DON'T CARE...I'll 
  write it in caps and that will really show daddy...er, I mean FFL
  
  And that's all before the first sentence is composed...A real three ring 
  mental circus! :-)
  
  Note: for all of those offended in advance, my thoughts above are mine 
  alone and any resemblance to real persons dead or alive is purely 
  coincidental.
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB turquoiseb@ wrote:
  
   One of the aspects of politically-incorrect humor
   that the politically-correct will never get is the
   usefulness of inappropriate humor in determining
   who, among the people one finds oneself working or
   living with, is actually *worth* associating with.
   
   All one has to do to tell the difference is push
   the envelope a little. Tell a joke that pokes fun 
   at things most in the environment are too guru-whipped 
   to poke fun at. Do something that breaks the rules,
   but in a way that only a fool would make an issue
   of it, because to do so would be to reveal them
   as the fools they are. 
   
   Do this enough times, and you are able to suss out
   who in your environment is worthy of hanging with
   (in the sense of potential friends) and who is
   just there in the environment taking up space and
   not really worth bothering with overmuch. 
   
   There are times when I think that Jerry put up
   with my antics because he was a closet button
   pusher himself, but his position in the movement
   didn't allow him to act it out the way he would
   have if he just hadn't given a shit.
   
   There is a certain freedom in not giving a shit.
  
 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Humor as a time-saving device

[whynotnow7]

lol- Mine. of course. :-) Any resemblance to another's state of mind is purely 
coincidental.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@... wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, whynotnow7 whynotnow7@ wrote:
 
  As you continue to talk to yourself Barry, I can't help but think how 
  difficult it is for you to attempt a post these days. I imagine inside your 
  head: 
  
  Hmmm, let's see I'll start out by mentioning Judy's post...no, dammmit, I 
  have said before I don't read her stuff...Did I say I never read Sparaig's 
  stuff? Don't remember...I'll play it safe, and refer to these people. 
  Then Jim will know...oh shit, I have publicly said I don't read his stuff 
  too...wait, there's Rory. I've mentioned I *hardly ever* read his stuff. so 
  that gives me an out and I can mention him by name and no one can accuse me 
  of lying, those vampire attention seekers...and then raunchydog and 
  Willy...oh wait, shit, foiled again...they are also on my publicly don't 
  read/privately eat-it-up-with-a-spoon list...H...got it!...I can claim 
  again I don't give a shit, and that is my perfect out: I DON'T CARE...I'll 
  write it in caps and that will really show daddy...er, I mean FFL
  
  And that's all before the first sentence is composed...A real three ring 
  mental circus! :-)
  
 
 Yes. But whose head is it in.
 
 
  Note: for all of those offended in advance, my thoughts above are mine 
  alone and any resemblance to real persons dead or alive is purely 
  coincidental.
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB turquoiseb@ wrote:
  
   One of the aspects of politically-incorre
 
 ct humor
   that the politically-correct will never get is the
   usefulness of inappropriate humor in determining
   who, among the people one finds oneself working or
   living with, is actually *worth* associating with.
   
   All one has to do to tell the difference is push
   the envelope a little. Tell a joke that pokes fun 
   at things most in the environment are too guru-whipped 
   to poke fun at. Do something that breaks the rules,
   but in a way that only a fool would make an issue
   of it, because to do so would be to reveal them
   as the fools they are. 
   
   Do this enough times, and you are able to suss out
   who in your environment is worthy of hanging with
   (in the sense of potential friends) and who is
   just there in the environment taking up space and
   not really worth bothering with overmuch. 
   
   There are times when I think that Jerry put up
   with my antics because he was a closet button
   pusher himself, but his position in the movement
   didn't allow him to act it out the way he would
   have if he just hadn't given a shit.
   
   There is a certain freedom in not giving a shit.
  
 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Humor as a time-saving device

[WillyTex]

TurquoiseB:
 All one has to do to tell the difference is push
 the envelope a little...

[FairfieldLife] Re: Humor as a time-saving device

[Ravi Yogi]

LOL..several different responses with superficial variations to the same
post by Joe confirm that you are not off-base here.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, whynotnow7 whynotnow7@...
wrote:

 As you continue to talk to yourself Barry, I can't help but think how
difficult it is for you to attempt a post these days. I imagine inside
your head:

 Hmmm, let's see I'll start out by mentioning Judy's post...no,
dammmit, I have said before I don't read her stuff...Did I say I never
read Sparaig's stuff? Don't remember...I'll play it safe, and refer to
these people. Then Jim will know...oh shit, I have publicly said I
don't read his stuff too...wait, there's Rory. I've mentioned I *hardly
ever* read his stuff. so that gives me an out and I can mention him by
name and no one can accuse me of lying, those vampire attention
seekers...and then raunchydog and Willy...oh wait, shit, foiled
again...they are also on my publicly don't read/privately
eat-it-up-with-a-spoon list...H...got it!...I can claim again I
don't give a shit, and that is my perfect out: I DON'T CARE...I'll write
it in caps and that will really show daddy...er, I mean FFL

 And that's all before the first sentence is composed...A real three
ring mental circus! :-)

 Note: for all of those offended in advance, my thoughts above are mine
alone and any resemblance to real persons dead or alive is purely
coincidental.

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB turquoiseb@ wrote:
 
  One of the aspects of politically-incorrect humor
  that the politically-correct will never get is the
  usefulness of inappropriate humor in determining
  who, among the people one finds oneself working or
  living with, is actually *worth* associating with.
 
  All one has to do to tell the difference is push
  the envelope a little. Tell a joke that pokes fun
  at things most in the environment are too guru-whipped
  to poke fun at. Do something that breaks the rules,
  but in a way that only a fool would make an issue
  of it, because to do so would be to reveal them
  as the fools they are.
 
  Do this enough times, and you are able to suss out
  who in your environment is worthy of hanging with
  (in the sense of potential friends) and who is
  just there in the environment taking up space and
  not really worth bothering with overmuch.
 
  There are times when I think that Jerry put up
  with my antics because he was a closet button
  pusher himself, but his position in the movement
  didn't allow him to act it out the way he would
  have if he just hadn't given a shit.
 
  There is a certain freedom in not giving a shit.
 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Humor as a time-saving device

[cardemaister]

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, WillyTex willytex@... wrote:

 TurquoiseB:
  All one has to do to tell the difference is push
  the envelope a little...
 


Was that guy in the pic, by any chance, transsexual?? :0