[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
TurquoiseB wrote: > Yeah, that's the ticket. That'll enable you to > believe that you and other butt-bouncers are SO > powerful that you're influencing the weather. > So says Uncle Tantra the 'butt-bouncer'! "Notice also that Barry appears to be refusing to amend his false earlier assertion that he paid $5,000 to listen to MMY on tape over an earphone, even after he was made to admit that the course fee actually also covered a couple of months of room and board." Read more: Subject: Re: A question for Uncle Tantra Author: Judy Stein Newsgroups: alt.meditation.transcendental Date: Wed, Aug 6 2003 http://tinyurl.com/4fwd7d > I prefer to think of it as the random workings > of a random universe, and the equally random > attempts by insecure human beings to place them- > selves at the "center of the action," as if it > all revolved around them. > But Barry! Almost every scientist on the planet says that the universe is not based on 'random workings' but on physics. A random universe would be chaos, monkeys would be flying out of our butts. The universe is based on cause and effect. > My bet is that if you spent a little time read- > ing Christian blogs from the Midwest, you'd find > them (or their idea of "God") taking credit for > the same "cleansing floods." > How much would you be willing to wager? > Same thing for the fundie Islamic blogs. > They ALL want to believe that 1) *they* know > what's "really" happening, and 2) that it > won't happen to *them* because they are > system or organization here. > So, you know what is "really" happening on the fundie Islamic blogs. > To me, all of these claims are just different > "flavors" of the same stupidity. > And your theory that the universe is based on 'random workings' makes more sense? Without you realizing it, you've just postulated the dogma of the fundamentalist believers. ROTFLMAO!!!
[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
> > > "Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring > > > *good* things?" > > > > It's the wahing machine effect...without the soap. > > Think of it as "meditation for the masses" by remote. Yeah, that's the ticket. That'll enable you to believe that you and other butt-bouncers are SO powerful that you're influencing the weather. I prefer to think of it as the random workings of a random universe, and the equally random attempts by insecure human beings to place them- selves at the "center of the action," as if it all revolved around them. My bet is that if you spent a little time read- ing Christian blogs from the Midwest, you'd find them (or their idea of "God") taking credit for the same "cleansing floods." Same thing for the fundie Islamic blogs. They ALL want to believe that 1) *they* know what's "really" happening, and 2) that it won't happen to *them* because they are . To me, all of these claims are just different "flavors" of the same stupidity.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, gullible fool <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > "Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good* things?" > > It's the wahing machine effect...without the soap. > Think of it as "meditation for the masses" by remote. Lawson
[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > On Jun 13, 2008, at 11:24 AM, new.morning wrote: > > >>> Thats where the world "Sh*t" evolved from. Guru after guru, age > >>> afterage, said, "Thats just your own Chit" Or, "YOu are in Deep Chit > >>> now!". Or, you are experiencing a very "Chitty" day" > >> > >> Is that where they got "Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang" from? > > > > no Sal, I think that came from the Summer of Love -- when Moon Dog > > scored a bag of really great Chit -- and he would find some chick in > > the park and they would smoke a big doobie, and then all they would > > want to do is Bang Bang all afternoon. > > I knew I could count on you for an ultra-evolved, neo-advaitain > celestial explanation for the great duality of life, new. You never > disappoint. > > > Sal > It all just flows when established in the supreme state of stupidity. One profoundly realizes the common core of Supidity underlying everything, and everyone. And its why I love FFL -- so many highly evolved ones firmly established in the Unified Field of Stupidity. And as Jim has pointed out only Self knows Self, and only the Stupid know Stupid. Its quite amazing to walk down the street and see a common looking person, but inside -- they are Blazingly Stupid. Firmly established. Stupid even in deepest sleep. The Stupidity in me lights up when it ses the Stupidity in them. Dive deep into the Ocean of Stupidity -- and you will never be the same. Permeated with Stupidity, Perform action. As our President so wonderfully does as Supreme Role model. And as Curtis I think can attest -- Stupid Chicks rule! Grace for example. Science has even found Super-Fluid Stupidity. It flows without resistance. And it has a Mesiner type affect. It is totally impervious to any degree of wisdom or insight. So many here are popping into htat state everyday. Like popcorn. Its all so beautiful.
RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of dhamiltony2k5 Sent: Friday, June 13, 2008 11:45 AM To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods? --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com <mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com> , "do.rflex" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Exactly. Maharishi's 'world peace' only occurs in your imagination > with your eyes closed to objective reality. > Except. Well, they are sand-bagging everywhere around except Fairfield. You'll notice the concentric nature of the sand-bagging radiating from Fairfield. Like, do the regression. For instance, map the bridge-closings. It is perfectly clear that the pundits and the numbers of meditators in meditation on campus have saved Vedic City and even Jefferson County. Especially since the invincible numbers have been acheived. Oh ye of little faith, expect a Maharishi Effect flood water scientific chart imminently. Maharishi was merciful in his wrath with us. - It also helps that we don't have any rivers around FF.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
' Sandbagging Everywhere except around Fairfield ' - a little nugget of wisdom best never entertained mentally - certainly never spoken by anyone - lest one unleash comeuppance karma specially designed for the Spiritually Arrogant. I wonder if Bevan will wisely resist using the 'Sandbagging everywhere except around Fairfield' line this coming Sunday when he meets with the community. In the meantime, check the yagyas of the Vedic pandits and back off the yagyas designed to end drought ;) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "dhamiltony2k5" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "do.rflex" wrote: > > > > > > Exactly. Maharishi's 'world peace' only occurs in your imagination > > with your eyes closed to objective reality. > > > > > Except. Well, they are sand-bagging everywhere around except > Fairfield. You'll notice the concentric nature of the sand-bagging > radiating from Fairfield. Like, do the regression. For instance, > map the bridge-closings. It is perfectly clear that the pundits and > the numbers of meditators in meditation on campus have saved Vedic > City and even Jefferson County. Especially since the invincible > numbers have been acheived. > > Oh ye of little faith, expect a Maharishi Effect flood water > scientific chart imminently. Maharishi was merciful in his wrath > with us. > > > > Jai Guru Dev, > -Doug in FF > > > http://www.crh.noaa.gov/ahps2/forecasts.php? > wfo=dvn&view=1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1&toggles=10,7,8,2,9,15,6 > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:10 AM, claudiouk wrote: > > > > > > > > > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7452363.stm > > > > > > > > > > "State Governor Chet Culver said that with nine rivers at near > > record > > > > > levelsHe has declared 55 out of Iowa's 99 counties state > > > > > disaster areas" > > > > > > > > Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring > *good* > > > > things? > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sal > > > > > > > > > > But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or > > > bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all > your > > > own chit on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. > You > > > should transcend the small hut "should be" mentality. You should > > > instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how > things > > > should be. > > > > > Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes. > > >
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
On Jun 13, 2008, at 11:24 AM, new.morning wrote: Thats where the world "Sh*t" evolved from. Guru after guru, age afterage, said, "Thats just your own Chit" Or, "YOu are in Deep Chit now!". Or, you are experiencing a very "Chitty" day" Is that where they got "Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang" from? no Sal, I think that came from the Summer of Love -- when Moon Dog scored a bag of really great Chit -- and he would find some chick in the park and they would smoke a big doobie, and then all they would want to do is Bang Bang all afternoon. I knew I could count on you for an ultra-evolved, neo-advaitain celestial explanation for the great duality of life, new. You never disappoint. Sal
[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "do.rflex" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Exactly. Maharishi's 'world peace' only occurs in your imagination > with your eyes closed to objective reality. > Except. Well, they are sand-bagging everywhere around except Fairfield. You'll notice the concentric nature of the sand-bagging radiating from Fairfield. Like, do the regression. For instance, map the bridge-closings. It is perfectly clear that the pundits and the numbers of meditators in meditation on campus have saved Vedic City and even Jefferson County. Especially since the invincible numbers have been acheived. Oh ye of little faith, expect a Maharishi Effect flood water scientific chart imminently. Maharishi was merciful in his wrath with us. Jai Guru Dev, -Doug in FF http://www.crh.noaa.gov/ahps2/forecasts.php? wfo=dvn&view=1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1&toggles=10,7,8,2,9,15,6 > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine > > wrote: > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:10 AM, claudiouk wrote: > > > > > > > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7452363.stm > > > > > > > > "State Governor Chet Culver said that with nine rivers at near > record > > > > levelsHe has declared 55 out of Iowa's 99 counties state > > > > disaster areas" > > > > > > Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good* > > > things? > > > > > > > > > > Sal > > > > > > > But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or > > bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all your > > own chit on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You > > should transcend the small hut "should be" mentality. You should > > instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how things > > should be. > > > Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes. >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > On Jun 13, 2008, at 9:24 AM, new.morning wrote: > > > > > Thats where the world "Sh*t" evolved from. Guru after guru, age > > afterage, said, "Thats just your own Chit" Or, "YOu are in Deep Chit > > now!". Or, you are experiencing a very "Chitty" day" > > Is that where they got "Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang" from? no Sal, I think that came from the Summer of Love -- when Moon Dog scored a bag of really great Chit -- and he would find some chick in the park and they would smoke a big doobie, and then all they would want to do is Bang Bang all afternoon. > > > or, "Cut the Chit". > > > > Over time, as the purity of the teaching faded, Chit was slurred to > > Sh*t. > > > > No Chit! > > > > Sal >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine > wrote: > > > > On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:10 AM, claudiouk wrote: > > > > > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7452363.stm > > > > > > "State Governor Chet Culver said that with nine rivers at near record > > > levelsHe has declared 55 out of Iowa's 99 counties state > > > disaster areas" > > > > Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good* > > things? > > > > > > > Sal > > > > But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or > bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all your > own chit on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You > should transcend the small hut "should be" mentality. You should > instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how things > should be. > Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes. Exactly. Maharishi's 'world peace' only occurs in your imagination with your eyes closed to objective reality.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
On Jun 13, 2008, at 9:24 AM, new.morning wrote: Thats where the world "Sh*t" evolved from. Guru after guru, age afterage, said, "Thats just your own Chit" Or, "YOu are in Deep Chit now!". Or, you are experiencing a very "Chitty" day" Is that where they got "Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang" from? or, "Cut the Chit". Over time, as the purity of the teaching faded, Chit was slurred to Sh*t. No Chit! Sal
[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine > wrote: > > > > On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:41 AM, new.morning wrote: > > > > >> Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good* > > >> things? > > >>> > > >> Sal > > >> > > > > > > But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or > > > bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all > > > your own chit > > > > All my own sh*t? > > Chit being the storehouse of impressions (aka sanskaras) which > condition the mind away from its own Blissful (aka Stupid) nature > creates an overlay over the mind of owns own chit. > > Thats where the world "Sh*t" evolved from. Guru after guru, age > afterage, said, "Thats just your own Chit" Or, "YOu are in Deep Chit > now!". Or, you are experiencing a very "Chitty" day" or, "Cut the Chit". > > Over time, as the purity of the teaching faded, Chit was slurred to Sh*t. > > No Chit! When I was about 10 years old, I remember my mother reading a book by Georges Simenon, the creator of the fictional detective Maigret, called "Chit of a girl". It stuck in my memory because, as a 10 year old boy, I found it profoundly funny that my mother would read a book that could just as easily have read "shit of a girl" which, of course, I didn't hesitate in sharing with my mother. Now, more than 40 years later, I still remember it: http://tinyurl.com/4nj4ek > > > > > > > > on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You > > > should transcend the small hut "should be" mentality. > > > > I know I should, but I'm still so...unevolved... > > > > > You should > > > instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how things > > > should be. > > > > Non-duality in action! > > Yup. You Must give up thinking that this or that Must be done. That is > the way of true Bliss, the way of True Stupidity (as Sri Pete has > supremely clarified -- "Bliss is Stupid") > > > > Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes. > > > > Just close your eyes an dissovlve the universe. Then start all over, > and recreate the universe in your own Chitty image. > > > > > > Sal >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:41 AM, new.morning wrote: > > >> Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good* > >> things? > >>> > >> Sal > >> > > > > But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or > > bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all > > your own chit > > All my own sh*t? Chit being the storehouse of impressions (aka sanskaras) which condition the mind away from its own Blissful (aka Stupid) nature creates an overlay over the mind of owns own chit. Thats where the world "Sh*t" evolved from. Guru after guru, age afterage, said, "Thats just your own Chit" Or, "YOu are in Deep Chit now!". Or, you are experiencing a very "Chitty" day" or, "Cut the Chit". Over time, as the purity of the teaching faded, Chit was slurred to Sh*t. No Chit! > > > on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You > > should transcend the small hut "should be" mentality. > > I know I should, but I'm still so...unevolved... > > > You should > > instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how things > > should be. > > Non-duality in action! Yup. You Must give up thinking that this or that Must be done. That is the way of true Bliss, the way of True Stupidity (as Sri Pete has supremely clarified -- "Bliss is Stupid") > > Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes. > Just close your eyes an dissovlve the universe. Then start all over, and recreate the universe in your own Chitty image. > > Sal
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:41 AM, new.morning wrote: Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good* things? Sal But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all your own chit All my own sh*t? on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You should transcend the small hut "should be" mentality. I know I should, but I'm still so...unevolved... You should instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how things should be. Non-duality in action! Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes. Sal
[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:10 AM, claudiouk wrote: > > > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7452363.stm > > > > "State Governor Chet Culver said that with nine rivers at near record > > levelsHe has declared 55 out of Iowa's 99 counties state > > disaster areas" > > Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good* > things? > > > > Sal > But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all your own chit on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You should transcend the small hut "should be" mentality. You should instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how things should be. Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes.
