[FairfieldLife] Should we feel sorry for Shemp?

2010-03-21 Thread off_world_beings

As Shemp decends into his depressed and lonely state again, I encourage
all FFL'rs to pep him up, give him the benifit of the doubt, and support
him in his mental turmoil during the coming time of depression and
anguish that he is entering.

He may be an idot, but he is still half-human.

OffWorld


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ShempMcGurk shempmcg...@...
wrote:

 He seems to have disappeared.

 Gee, I wonder why?

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ShempMcGurk shempmcgurk@
wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings no_reply@
wrote:
  
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , ShempMcGurk
shempmcgurk@
   wrote:
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , off_world_beings
no_reply@
   wrote:


 I'll need your name and a permanent address, and you'll need
to sign
 some papers from my lawyer before you can make this bet, since
an
 anonymous person is not a person, but a parasite, and no-one
has
   ever
 made a bet with a parasite. Parasites cannot make bets. Its
not
 possible.

 Please post your name and reliable address, town and country
of
   birth.

   
   
   
Your lawyer will get ALL of that information, along with a copy
of my
   passport, driver's license, etc. 
  
   So put up your name then coward, or you'll just be ignored.
 
 
 
 
  I am more than happy to put it forward to your attorney.
 
  Why should I put it up here? It has absolutely nothing to do with
the bet!
 
  Methinks you are using this as an excuse to get out of the bet
because:
 
  1) You're a wimp;
 
  2) You know you'd lose;
 
  3) You're a coward;
 
  4) You're a welcher.
 
  Aren't you a man of your word?
 
  Aren't you a man of your convictions?
 
  Again, please email me with the name, address, and phone number of
your attorney and let's get this bet going!
 
  Did you by any chance want to increase the stakes to, say, $100,000?
 
 
 
 
   No-one talks
   to parasites, and it is impossible for a leech to make a bet.
Everyone
   knows this.
  
   You already lostagain. You are not smart enough Shemp.
  
   PS. I'm not a Christian.
  
   OffWorld
  
 
 
  Quite right.
 
  Christians aren't supposed to welch on bets.
 





[FairfieldLife] Should we feel sorry for Shemp?

2010-03-21 Thread off_world_beings

As Shemp decends into his depressed and lonely state again, I encourage
all FFL'rs to pep him up, give him the benifit of the doubt, and support
him in his mental turmoil during the coming time of depression and
anguish that he is entering.

He may be an idiot, but he is still half-human.

OffWorld


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ShempMcGurk shempmcg...@...
wrote:

 He seems to have disappeared.

 Gee, I wonder why?

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ShempMcGurk shempmcgurk@
wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings no_reply@
wrote:
  
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , ShempMcGurk
shempmcgurk@
   wrote:
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , off_world_beings
no_reply@
   wrote:


 I'll need your name and a permanent address, and you'll need
to sign
 some papers from my lawyer before you can make this bet, since
an
 anonymous person is not a person, but a parasite, and no-one
has
   ever
 made a bet with a parasite. Parasites cannot make bets. Its
not
 possible.

 Please post your name and reliable address, town and country
of
   birth.

   
   
   
Your lawyer will get ALL of that information, along with a copy
of my
   passport, driver's license, etc. 
  
   So put up your name then coward, or you'll just be ignored.
 
 
 
 
  I am more than happy to put it forward to your attorney.
 
  Why should I put it up here? It has absolutely nothing to do with
the bet!
 
  Methinks you are using this as an excuse to get out of the bet
because:
 
  1) You're a wimp;
 
  2) You know you'd lose;
 
  3) You're a coward;
 
  4) You're a welcher.
 
  Aren't you a man of your word?
 
  Aren't you a man of your convictions?
 
  Again, please email me with the name, address, and phone number of
your attorney and let's get this bet going!
 
  Did you by any chance want to increase the stakes to, say, $100,000?
 
 
 
 
   No-one talks
   to parasites, and it is impossible for a leech to make a bet.
Everyone
   knows this.
  
   You already lostagain. You are not smart enough Shemp.
  
   PS. I'm not a Christian.
  
   OffWorld
  
 
 
  Quite right.
 
  Christians aren't supposed to welch on bets.