RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread doctordumbass
I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is 
hilarious:

 Thai Deli 
 120 West Broadway
 Fairfield, IA
  
 Review from Mango D., 
 Las Vegas, NV
 9/16/2006
 5.0 star rating
 This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in when it 
is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the creamy coconut potato 
dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They both go great mixed with the 
fried rice. The noodles are good sparingly when super fresh.
 I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield, must you 
taunt me so!
  
 Review from Nicholas J.
 San Francisco, CA
 1/12/2010
 1.0 star rating. 
 The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in California is 
because you can usually find actual Thai people voluntarily living in the 
coastal regions of the country, and very few of them are likely to express an 
interest in consuming the watered-down Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little 
cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to 
explain their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in 
business primarily because of the cult school up the road--an institution which 
seems to supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of 
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after 
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie parents pay 
for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.
  
 Review from Max S.
 Fairfield, IA
 5/24/2009
 2.0 star rating
 It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.
  
 Review from Will M.
 Seattle, WA
 7/23/2010
 1.0 star rating
 They nickname this place Thai Smelly.  It's small town Midwest buffet meets 
new age crowd.  Absolutely awful food.  It's dirt cheap for a reason.  I mean 
honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was 
free.
 
  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took you until 
today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?
 

 It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would have taken 
me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.
 

 Share wrote:
 

  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you 
  first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to 
  our
  local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
 




 



RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread emilymaenot
OMG, this is hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you Doc.  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is 
hilarious:

 Thai Deli 
 120 West Broadway
 Fairfield, IA
  
 Review from Mango D., 
 Las Vegas, NV
 9/16/2006
 5.0 star rating
 This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in when it 
is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the creamy coconut potato 
dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They both go great mixed with the 
fried rice. The noodles are good sparingly when super fresh.
 I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield, must you 
taunt me so!
  
 Review from Nicholas J.
 San Francisco, CA
 1/12/2010
 1.0 star rating. 
 The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in California is 
because you can usually find actual Thai people voluntarily living in the 
coastal regions of the country, and very few of them are likely to express an 
interest in consuming the watered-down Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little 
cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to 
explain their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in 
business primarily because of the cult school up the road--an institution which 
seems to supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of 
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after 
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie parents pay 
for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.
  
 Review from Max S.
 Fairfield, IA
 5/24/2009
 2.0 star rating
 It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.
  
 Review from Will M.
 Seattle, WA
 7/23/2010
 1.0 star rating
 They nickname this place Thai Smelly.  It's small town Midwest buffet meets 
new age crowd.  Absolutely awful food.  It's dirt cheap for a reason.  I mean 
honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was 
free.
 
  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took you until 
today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?
 

 It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would have taken 
me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.
 

 Share wrote:
 

  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you 
  first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to 
  our
  local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
 




 





RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread doctordumbass
Mango D. - LOL 

 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 OMG, this is hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you Doc.  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 I decided to check out the FF food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is 
hilarious:

 Thai Deli 
 120 West Broadway
 Fairfield, IA
  
 Review from Mango D., 
 Las Vegas, NV
 9/16/2006
 5.0 star rating
 This stuff is like crack when we come to town. Make sure you come in when it 
is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant get enough of the creamy coconut potato 
dish. And the tofu and squash dish as well. They both go great mixed with the 
fried rice. The noodles are good sparingly when super fresh.
 I cannot find anything like this in California. Sigh... Fairfield, must you 
taunt me so!
  
 Review from Nicholas J.
 San Francisco, CA
 1/12/2010
 1.0 star rating. 
 The reason you'll never find a Thai restaurant like this in California is 
because you can usually find actual Thai people voluntarily living in the 
coastal regions of the country, and very few of them are likely to express an 
interest in consuming the watered-down Grandy's buffet slop this dismal little 
cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian experience. If I were forced to 
explain their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in 
business primarily because of the cult school up the road--an institution which 
seems to supply them with a steady stream of stoned Dave Matthews fans, all of 
whom would be lucky to successfully locate Thailand on a map after 
hyperventilating through the magic levitation classes their hippie parents pay 
for just because John Lennon told them to in a dream.
  
 Review from Max S.
 Fairfield, IA
 5/24/2009
 2.0 star rating
 It's dirt cheap but man does the food blow.
  
 Review from Will M.
 Seattle, WA
 7/23/2010
 1.0 star rating
 They nickname this place Thai Smelly.  It's small town Midwest buffet meets 
new age crowd.  Absolutely awful food.  It's dirt cheap for a reason.  I mean 
honestly, I don't know how this place survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was 
free.
 
  
 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 Richard first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took you until 
today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a food oasis?
 

 It's funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it would have taken 
me about two seconds to figure out it was a food oasis.
 

 Share wrote:
 

  Richard, I've been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you 
  first
  posted it. I think we have an oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to 
  our
  local health food store though it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There is
  another one on campus just outside the women's Dome so that's also a
  possibility. We have a locally owned convenience store/gas station, Logli's
  and Iowa has a chain of them called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market
  twice a week so people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
 




 







RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread Michael Jackson
that was great Doc! and in my opinion this quote If I were forced to explain 
their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in business 
primarily because of the cult school up the road is what most of the world 
thinks of MUM and the Movement.

On Sat, 10/19/13, doctordumb...@rocketmail.com doctordumb...@rocketmail.com 
wrote:

 Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Date: Saturday, October 19, 2013, 7:48 PM
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
   
   
   Mango D. - LOL 
  
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 OMG, this is
 hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you
 Doc.   
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 I decided to check out the FF
 food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is hilarious:
 
 
 
 Thai Deli 
 
 120 West
 Broadway
 
 Fairfield, IA
 
  
 
 Review from Mango D.,
 
 
 Las Vegas, NV
 
 9/16/2006
 
 5.0 star
 rating
 
 This stuff is like crack when
 we come to town. Make sure
 you come in when it is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant
 get enough of the
 creamy coconut potato dish. And the tofu and squash dish as
 well. They both go
 great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are good
 sparingly when super
 fresh.
 
 I cannot find anything like
 this in California. Sigh...
 Fairfield, must you taunt me so!
 
  
 
 Review from Nicholas
 J.
 
 San Francisco,
 CA
 
 1/12/2010
 
 1.0 star rating.
 
 
 The reason you'll never
 find a Thai restaurant like this
 in California is because you can usually find actual Thai
 people voluntarily
 living in the coastal regions of the country, and very few
 of them are likely
 to express an interest in consuming the watered-down
 Grandy's buffet slop this
 dismal little cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian
 experience. If I
 were forced to explain their longevity, I would have to say
 that I believe they
 remain in business primarily because of the cult school up
 the road--an
 institution which seems to supply them with a steady stream
 of stoned Dave
 Matthews fans, all of whom would be lucky to successfully
 locate Thailand on a
 map after hyperventilating through the magic levitation
 classes their hippie
 parents pay for just because John Lennon told them to in a
 dream.
 
  
 
 Review from Max
 S.
 
 Fairfield, IA
 
 5/24/2009
 
 2.0 star
 rating
 
 It's dirt cheap but man
 does the food blow.
 
  
 
 Review from Will
 M.
 
 Seattle, WA
 
 7/23/2010
 
 1.0 star
 rating
 
 They nickname this place
 Thai Smelly.  It's small
 town Midwest buffet meets new age
 crowd.  Absolutely awful food. 
 It's dirt cheap for a reason. 
 I mean honestly, I don't know how this place
 survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was
 free.
 
 
   
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 Richard
 first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took
 you until today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a
 food oasis?
 It's
 funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it
 would have taken me about two seconds to figure out it was a
 food oasis.
 Share
 wrote:
 Richard, I've
 been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you
 first posted it. I think we have an
 oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to
 our local health food store though
 it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There
 is another one on campus just
 outside the women's Dome so that's also
 a possibility. We have a locally
 owned convenience store/gas station,
 Logli's and Iowa has a chain of them
 called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market twice a week so
 people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield! 
  
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck

2013-10-19 Thread doctordumbass
Cracked me up! 

 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 that was great Doc! and in my opinion this quote If I were forced to explain 
their longevity, I would have to say that I believe they remain in business 
primarily because of the cult school up the road is what most of the world 
thinks of MUM and the Movement.
 
 On Sat, 10/19/13, doctordumbass@... mailto:doctordumbass@... 
doctordumbass@... mailto:doctordumbass@... wrote:
 
 Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Places to Live That Suck
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Date: Saturday, October 19, 2013, 7:48 PM
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Mango D. - LOL 
 
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 OMG, this is
 hilarious!  Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Thank you
 Doc.   
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 I decided to check out the FF
 food scene, using Yelp. This set of reviews is hilarious:
 
 
 
 Thai Deli 
 
 120 West
 Broadway
 
 Fairfield, IA
 
  
 
 Review from Mango D.,
 
 
 Las Vegas, NV
 
 9/16/2006
 
 5.0 star
 rating
 
 This stuff is like crack when
 we come to town. Make sure
 you come in when it is fresh. (After dome is good) We cant
 get enough of the
 creamy coconut potato dish. And the tofu and squash dish as
 well. They both go
 great mixed with the fried rice. The noodles are good
 sparingly when super
 fresh.
 
 I cannot find anything like
 this in California. Sigh...
 Fairfield, must you taunt me so!
 
  
 
 Review from Nicholas
 J.
 
 San Francisco,
 CA
 
 1/12/2010
 
 1.0 star rating.
 
 
 The reason you'll never
 find a Thai restaurant like this
 in California is because you can usually find actual Thai
 people voluntarily
 living in the coastal regions of the country, and very few
 of them are likely
 to express an interest in consuming the watered-down
 Grandy's buffet slop this
 dismal little cafeteria tries to pass off as an exotic Asian
 experience. If I
 were forced to explain their longevity, I would have to say
 that I believe they
 remain in business primarily because of the cult school up
 the road--an
 institution which seems to supply them with a steady stream
 of stoned Dave
 Matthews fans, all of whom would be lucky to successfully
 locate Thailand on a
 map after hyperventilating through the magic levitation
 classes their hippie
 parents pay for just because John Lennon told them to in a
 dream.
 
  
 
 Review from Max
 S.
 
 Fairfield, IA
 
 5/24/2009
 
 2.0 star
 rating
 
 It's dirt cheap but man
 does the food blow.
 
  
 
 Review from Will
 M.
 
 Seattle, WA
 
 7/23/2010
 
 1.0 star
 rating
 
 They nickname this place
 Thai Smelly.  It's small
 town Midwest buffet meets new age
 crowd.  Absolutely awful food. 
 It's dirt cheap for a reason. 
 I mean honestly, I don't know how this place
 survives - I wouldn't eat here if it was
 free.
 
 
   
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
 fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
 Richard
 first mentioned the food deserts concept on Tuesday. It took
 you until today, Saturday, to decide that Fairfield was a
 food oasis?
 It's
 funny, because even though I don't live in Fairfield, it
 would have taken me about two seconds to figure out it was a
 food oasis.
 Share
 wrote:
  Richard, I've
 been thinking about this concept of food deserts since you
 first posted it. I think we have an
 oasis here in FF! I could definitely walk to
 our local health food store though
 it would take about 15 to 20 minutes. There
 is another one on campus just
 outside the women's Dome so that's also
 a possibility. We have a locally
 owned convenience store/gas station,
 Logli's and Iowa has a chain of them
 called Kum N Go. Oh and Farmers Market twice a week so
 people can buy fresh, buy local. Yay Fairfield!