--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Jason Spock <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
>
>
> For Females who are going to carry the genes, it is the
Quality that matters. She wants the best possible genes for her
offspring so that it has a much better chance of survival.
>
> For Males, it is the Quantity that matters. He wants to
spread his seeds far and wide. As much as possible.
>
> These aspects evolved over millions of years.
>
> TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Date: Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:07:30 -
> Subject: [FairfieldLife] Funny Men-from-Mars Women-from-Venus story
>
>
> Don't blame me...I didn't write it, I just chuckled
> over it:
Yes, that's what the Pope said...and look at the hot water he's in
now.
>
> Sexual urges of men and women
>
> "I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges
> of men and women differ so much. And I never have
> figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I
> never figured out why men think with their head and
> women think with their heart. And I never yet have
> figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown
> into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."
>
> One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into
> bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
> eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want
> you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???"
>
> So she says the words that I and every husband on the
> planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune
> with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking,
> "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that
> nothing was going to happen that night, so I went
> to sleep.
>
> The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed
> department store. I walked around with her while she
> tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She
> could not decide which one to take, so I told her to
> take all three of them. She then tells me that she
> wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which
> I say OK. And then we go to the jewelry department
> where she gets a pair of diamond earrings.
>
> Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have
> thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck,
> but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing
> me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she
> does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a
> loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost
> sexually excited from all of this, and you should
> have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go
> to the cash register now."
>
> I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
> "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff
> now." You should have seen her face. It went completely
> blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you
> to HOLD this stuff for a while."
>
> And just when she had this look like she was going to
> kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my
> financial needs as a man."
>
> I figure that I won't be having sex again until some
> time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was
> worth it."
>
>
>
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