[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-15 Thread Richard J. Williams
TurquoiseB wrote:
 Yeah, that's the ticket. That'll enable you to
 believe that you and other butt-bouncers are SO
 powerful that you're influencing the weather.
 
So says Uncle Tantra the 'butt-bouncer'!

Notice also that Barry appears to be refusing to 
amend his false earlier assertion that he paid 
$5,000 to listen to MMY on tape over an earphone, 
even after he was made to admit that the course 
fee actually also covered a couple of months of 
room and board. 

Read more:

Subject: Re: A question for Uncle Tantra
Author: Judy Stein
Newsgroups: alt.meditation.transcendental
Date: Wed, Aug 6 2003
http://tinyurl.com/4fwd7d

 I prefer to think of it as the random workings
 of a random universe, and the equally random
 attempts by insecure human beings to place them-
 selves at the center of the action, as if it
 all revolved around them.

But Barry! Almost every scientist on the planet
says that the universe is not based on 'random
workings' but on physics. A random universe
would be chaos, monkeys would be flying out of
our butts. The universe is based on cause and 
effect.

 My bet is that if you spent a little time read-
 ing Christian blogs from the Midwest, you'd find
 them (or their idea of God) taking credit for
 the same cleansing floods. 

How much would you be willing to wager?

 Same thing for the  fundie Islamic blogs. 
 They ALL want to believe that 1) *they* know 
 what's really happening, and 2) that it 
 won't happen to *them* because they are 
 insert name of fundamentalist belief
 system or organization here.

So, you know what is really happening on the 
fundie Islamic blogs.
 
 To me, all of these claims are just different
 flavors of the same stupidity.

And your theory that the universe is based on
'random workings' makes more sense? Without you
realizing it, you've just postulated the dogma of
the fundamentalist believers. ROTFLMAO!!!



[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-14 Thread sparaig
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, gullible fool [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 nbsp;
 Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good* things?
 
 It's the wahing machine effect...without the soap.


Think of it as meditation for the masses by remote.


Lawson



[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-14 Thread TurquoiseB
   Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring 
   *good* things?
 
  It's the wahing machine effect...without the soap.
 
 Think of it as meditation for the masses by remote.

Yeah, that's the ticket. That'll enable you to
believe that you and other butt-bouncers are SO
powerful that you're influencing the weather.

I prefer to think of it as the random workings
of a random universe, and the equally random
attempts by insecure human beings to place them-
selves at the center of the action, as if it
all revolved around them.

My bet is that if you spent a little time read-
ing Christian blogs from the Midwest, you'd find
them (or their idea of God) taking credit for
the same cleansing floods. Same thing for the
fundie Islamic blogs. They ALL want to believe
that 1) *they* know what's really happening,
and 2) that it won't happen to *them* because
they are insert name of fundamentalist belief
system or organization here.

To me, all of these claims are just different
flavors of the same stupidity.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread new . morning
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:

 On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:10 AM, claudiouk wrote:
 
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7452363.stm
 
  State Governor Chet Culver said that with nine rivers at near record
  levelsHe has declared 55 out of Iowa's 99 counties state  
  disaster areas
 
 Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good*  
 things?
 
 
 Sal


But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or
bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all your
own chit on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You
should transcend the small hut should be mentality. You should
instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how things
should be. Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes.  





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread Sal Sunshine

On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:41 AM, new.morning wrote:

Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good*  
things?



Sal



But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or
bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all  
your own chit


All my own sh*t?


on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You
should transcend the small hut should be mentality.


I know I should, but I'm still so...unevolved...


You should
instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how things
should be.


Non-duality in action!


Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes.




Sal




[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread new . morning
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:

 On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:41 AM, new.morning wrote:
 
  Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good*  
  things?
 
  Sal
 
 
  But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or
  bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all  
  your own chit
 
 All my own sh*t?

Chit being the storehouse of impressions (aka sanskaras) which
condition the mind away from its own Blissful (aka Stupid) nature
creates an overlay over the mind of owns own chit. 

Thats where the world Sh*t evolved from. Guru after guru, age
afterage, said, Thats just your own Chit Or, YOu are in Deep Chit
now!. Or, you are experiencing a very Chitty day or, Cut the Chit.

Over time, as the purity of the teaching faded, Chit was slurred to Sh*t.

No Chit!



 
  on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You
  should transcend the small hut should be mentality.
 
 I know I should, but I'm still so...unevolved...
 
  You should
  instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how things
  should be.
 
 Non-duality in action!

Yup. You Must give up thinking that this or that Must be done. That is
the way of true Bliss, the way of True Stupidity (as Sri Pete has
supremely clarified -- Bliss is Stupid)

  Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes.
 

Just close your eyes an dissovlve the universe. Then start all over,
and recreate the universe in your own Chitty image.

 
 
 Sal





[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread shempmcgurk
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine salsunshine@
 wrote:
 
  On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:41 AM, new.morning wrote:
  
   Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring 
*good*  
   things?
  
   Sal
  
  
   But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good 
or
   bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of 
all  
   your own chit
  
  All my own sh*t?
 
 Chit being the storehouse of impressions (aka sanskaras) which
 condition the mind away from its own Blissful (aka Stupid) nature
 creates an overlay over the mind of owns own chit. 
 
 Thats where the world Sh*t evolved from. Guru after guru, age
 afterage, said, Thats just your own Chit Or, YOu are in Deep Chit
 now!. Or, you are experiencing a very Chitty day or, Cut the 
Chit.
 
 Over time, as the purity of the teaching faded, Chit was slurred to 
Sh*t.
 
 No Chit!



When I was about 10 years old, I remember my mother reading a book by 
Georges Simenon, the creator of the fictional detective Maigret, 
called Chit of a girl.  It stuck in my memory because, as a 10 year 
old boy, I found it profoundly funny that my mother would read a book 
that could just as easily have read shit of a girl which, of 
course, I didn't hesitate in sharing with my mother.

Now, more than 40 years later, I still remember it:

http://tinyurl.com/4nj4ek









 
 
 
  
   on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You
   should transcend the small hut should be mentality.
  
  I know I should, but I'm still so...unevolved...
  
   You should
   instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how 
things
   should be.
  
  Non-duality in action!
 
 Yup. You Must give up thinking that this or that Must be done. That 
is
 the way of true Bliss, the way of True Stupidity (as Sri Pete has
 supremely clarified -- Bliss is Stupid)
 
   Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes.
  
 
 Just close your eyes an dissovlve the universe. Then start all over,
 and recreate the universe in your own Chitty image.
 
  
  
  Sal





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread Sal Sunshine

On Jun 13, 2008, at 9:24 AM, new.morning wrote:



Thats where the world Sh*t evolved from. Guru after guru, age
afterage, said, Thats just your own Chit Or, YOu are in Deep Chit
now!. Or, you are experiencing a very Chitty day


Is that where they got Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang from?


or, Cut the Chit.

Over time, as the purity of the teaching faded, Chit was slurred to  
Sh*t.


No Chit!



Sal




[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread do.rflex
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine salsunshine@
 wrote:
 
  On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:10 AM, claudiouk wrote:
  
   http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7452363.stm
  
   State Governor Chet Culver said that with nine rivers at near
record
   levelsHe has declared 55 out of Iowa's 99 counties state  
   disaster areas
  
  Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring *good*  
  things?
  
  
  Sal
 
 
 But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or
 bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all your
 own chit on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. You
 should transcend the small hut should be mentality. You should
 instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how things
 should be. 

 Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes.


Exactly. Maharishi's 'world peace' only occurs in your imagination
with your eyes closed to objective reality.







[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread new . morning
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:

 On Jun 13, 2008, at 9:24 AM, new.morning wrote:
 
 
  Thats where the world Sh*t evolved from. Guru after guru, age
  afterage, said, Thats just your own Chit Or, YOu are in Deep Chit
  now!. Or, you are experiencing a very Chitty day
 
 Is that where they got Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang from?

no Sal, I think that came from the Summer of Love -- when Moon Dog
scored a bag of really great Chit -- and he would find some chick in
the park and they would smoke a big doobie, and then all they would
want to do is Bang Bang all afternoon. 

 


 
  or, Cut the Chit.
 
  Over time, as the purity of the teaching faded, Chit was slurred to  
  Sh*t.
 
  No Chit!
 
 
 Sal





[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread dhamiltony2k5
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, do.rflex [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 
 Exactly. Maharishi's 'world peace' only occurs in your imagination
 with your eyes closed to objective reality.



Except. Well, they are sand-bagging everywhere around except 
Fairfield.  You'll notice the concentric nature of the sand-bagging 
radiating from Fairfield.  Like, do the regression.  For instance, 
map the bridge-closings.  It is perfectly clear that the pundits and 
the numbers of meditators in meditation on campus have saved Vedic 
City and even Jefferson County.  Especially since the invincible 
numbers have been acheived.  

Oh ye of little faith, expect a Maharishi Effect flood water 
scientific chart imminently.  Maharishi was merciful in his wrath 
with us.



Jai Guru Dev, 
-Doug in FF


http://www.crh.noaa.gov/ahps2/forecasts.php?
wfo=dvnview=1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1toggles=10,7,8,2,9,15,6
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine salsunshine@
  wrote:
  
   On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:10 AM, claudiouk wrote:
   
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7452363.stm
   
State Governor Chet Culver said that with nine rivers at near
 record
levelsHe has declared 55 out of Iowa's 99 counties state  
disaster areas
   
   Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring 
*good*  
   things?
   
   
   Sal
  
  
  But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or
  bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all 
your
  own chit on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. 
You
  should transcend the small hut should be mentality. You should
  instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how 
things
  should be. 
 
  Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes.
 




Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread Sal Sunshine

On Jun 13, 2008, at 11:24 AM, new.morning wrote:


Thats where the world Sh*t evolved from. Guru after guru, age
afterage, said, Thats just your own Chit Or, YOu are in Deep Chit
now!. Or, you are experiencing a very Chitty day


Is that where they got Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang from?


no Sal, I think that came from the Summer of Love -- when Moon Dog
scored a bag of really great Chit -- and he would find some chick in
the park and they would smoke a big doobie, and then all they would
want to do is Bang Bang all afternoon.


I knew I could count on you for an ultra-evolved, neo-advaitain
celestial explanation for the great duality of life, new.  You never
disappoint.


Sal




[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread mainstream20016
' Sandbagging Everywhere except around Fairfield '   - a little nugget of 
wisdom best never 
entertained mentally - certainly never spoken by anyone -  lest one unleash 
comeuppance 
karma specially designed for the Spiritually Arrogant.  

I wonder if Bevan will wisely resist using the 'Sandbagging everywhere except 
around 
Fairfield' line this coming Sunday when he meets with the community. 

In the meantime, check the yagyas of the Vedic pandits and back off the yagyas 
designed 
to end drought  ;)





--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, dhamiltony2k5 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, do.rflex do.rflex@ wrote:
 
  
  Exactly. Maharishi's 'world peace' only occurs in your imagination
  with your eyes closed to objective reality.
 
 
 
 Except. Well, they are sand-bagging everywhere around except 
 Fairfield.  You'll notice the concentric nature of the sand-bagging 
 radiating from Fairfield.  Like, do the regression.  For instance, 
 map the bridge-closings.  It is perfectly clear that the pundits and 
 the numbers of meditators in meditation on campus have saved Vedic 
 City and even Jefferson County.  Especially since the invincible 
 numbers have been acheived.  
 
 Oh ye of little faith, expect a Maharishi Effect flood water 
 scientific chart imminently.  Maharishi was merciful in his wrath 
 with us.
 
 
 
 Jai Guru Dev, 
 -Doug in FF
 
 
 http://www.crh.noaa.gov/ahps2/forecasts.php?
 wfo=dvnview=1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1toggles=10,7,8,2,9,15,6
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning no_reply@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine salsunshine@
   wrote:
   
On Jun 13, 2008, at 8:10 AM, claudiouk wrote:

 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7452363.stm

 State Governor Chet Culver said that with nine rivers at near
  record
 levelsHe has declared 55 out of Iowa's 99 counties state  
 disaster areas

Maybe I'm just confused, but isn't the ME supposed to bring 
 *good*  
things?


Sal
   
   
   But Sal, from the non-dualistic supreme state, there is no good or
   bad. Those are just your deep conditionings, the overlay of all 
 your
   own chit on the magnificent and perfect bliss of purity rising. 
 You
   should transcend the small hut should be mentality. You should
   instantly drop this compulsion to to dictate in your mind how 
 things
   should be. 
  
   Remember, the world is all good when you close your eyes.
 






RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread Rick Archer
 

From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
On Behalf Of dhamiltony2k5
Sent: Friday, June 13, 2008 11:45 AM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com , do.rflex [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 
 Exactly. Maharishi's 'world peace' only occurs in your imagination
 with your eyes closed to objective reality.


Except. Well, they are sand-bagging everywhere around except 
Fairfield. You'll notice the concentric nature of the sand-bagging 
radiating from Fairfield. Like, do the regression. For instance, 
map the bridge-closings. It is perfectly clear that the pundits and 
the numbers of meditators in meditation on campus have saved Vedic 
City and even Jefferson County. Especially since the invincible 
numbers have been acheived. 

Oh ye of little faith, expect a Maharishi Effect flood water 
scientific chart imminently. Maharishi was merciful in his wrath 
with us. 

-

It also helps that we don't have any rivers around FF.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Maharishi Effect hits Iowa with floods?

2008-06-13 Thread new . morning
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:

 On Jun 13, 2008, at 11:24 AM, new.morning wrote:
 
  Thats where the world Sh*t evolved from. Guru after guru, age
  afterage, said, Thats just your own Chit Or, YOu are in Deep Chit
  now!. Or, you are experiencing a very Chitty day
 
  Is that where they got Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang from?
 
  no Sal, I think that came from the Summer of Love -- when Moon Dog
  scored a bag of really great Chit -- and he would find some chick in
  the park and they would smoke a big doobie, and then all they would
  want to do is Bang Bang all afternoon.
 
 I knew I could count on you for an ultra-evolved, neo-advaitain
 celestial explanation for the great duality of life, new.  You never
 disappoint.
 
 
 Sal



It all just flows when established in the supreme state of stupidity.
One profoundly realizes the common core of Supidity underlying
everything, and everyone. 

And its why I love FFL -- so many highly evolved ones firmly
established in the Unified Field of Stupidity. 

And as Jim has pointed out only Self knows Self, and only the Stupid
know Stupid. 

Its quite amazing to walk down the street and see a common looking
person, but inside -- they are Blazingly Stupid. Firmly established.
Stupid even in deepest sleep.

The Stupidity in me lights up when it ses the Stupidity in them.

Dive deep into the Ocean of Stupidity -- and you will never be the same.

Permeated with Stupidity, Perform action. As our President so
wonderfully does as Supreme Role model. 

And as Curtis I think can attest -- Stupid Chicks rule! Grace for example.

Science has even found Super-Fluid Stupidity. It flows without
resistance. And it has a Mesiner type affect. It is totally impervious
to any degree of wisdom or insight. So many here are popping into htat
state everyday. Like popcorn. Its all so beautiful.