[FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote : Why is someone who claims to be fully enlightened still up at 2 a.m. obsessing about someone he claims is beneath him? Why would an enlightened person have spent the previous 24 hours writing almost 40 posts about the person he claims is beneath him? If all of this makes sense to you, perhaps you should sign up to learn Jimbo-Enlightenment. But watch out if he invites you over for dinner... :-) I think bawee is omniscient or else he is 'secretly' reading Jim's posts in the dark thinking no one will know.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day
PLEASE READ THIS, Barry - It tells you everything you want to know. Dream on. Nobody is planning to do anything, with you, or to you. Such a Walter Mitty type, aren't you? You live in your little room, watching TV, and build empty fantasies about how interested we are in you. Nothing could be further from the truth, Barry. You get attention, by being an asshole. No one gives a damn about you, otherwise. Get used to it. We'll still be posting here when you are dead, with no one giving you a second thought. The really creepy bit, as Edg, Emily, Steve, Judy, Sal, Richard, Nabby, Share, Dr. Pete, Rick, Alex, Bhairitu, Ann, Bob, Robin, Rory, and many, many others have already noted, is that you know you are broken, you know you aren't enlightened, you know your social skills are anti-social, you know all this doesn't help one bit, and yet you just can't help yourself. You are One Sick Monkey, dude. Perhaps reliving the glory days with Freddie will help...now, run along and fantasize some more - you are SO good at it! :-) :-) :-) ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wrote : Why is someone who claims to be fully enlightened still up at 2 a.m. obsessing about someone he claims is beneath him? Why would an enlightened person have spent the previous 24 hours writing almost 40 posts about the person he claims is beneath him? If all of this makes sense to you, perhaps you should sign up to learn Jimbo-Enlightenment. But watch out if he invites you over for dinner... :-)
[FairfieldLife] Re: Zen Koan Of The Day
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB wrote: > > http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/8250/11873an1.jpg > > What is the meaning of one guy wearing only a thong, > athletic socks and wooden clogs, a ski helmet and > goggles, and carrying a baseball bat, walking past > a burning building? > > Ponder this deeply, Grasshopper. When you can take the > baseball bat from this man's hands, you are ready to > leave the Zendo. Funniest damn thing, I've seen in a long time. Thanks.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- On Mon, 6/30/08, sandiego108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > From: sandiego108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > Date: Monday, June 30, 2008, 2:58 PM > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- On Mon, 6/30/08, sandiego108 > > wrote: > > > > > > > From: sandiego108 > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > > Date: Monday, June 30, 2008, 12:55 PM > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, > > ruthsimplicity > > > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy, I am done with you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What is the sound of yet another > > person > > > > realizing > > > > > that Judy is too insane to have a discussion > > > > with?" > > > > > > > > > ...but not you, Mr. 12 years and counting... > > > > > > Boys! Boys! Both of you now! Turq, quick, what was > > your original > > face? Jim, the crane's wing, extended? Good, that > > should put them > > both in satori for awhile. > > > > > Frasier's or Nile's? > > Old Zen Master hobbles over and cracks Jim three times on the back with an oak keisaku. Jim namaste's with joined palms in appreciation and returns to satori. Turq develops an itch on his right foot but remains steadfast in the no-mind condition. not in *this* lifetime, Peter- the West is Best.
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day
--- On Mon, 6/30/08, sandiego108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > From: sandiego108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > Date: Monday, June 30, 2008, 2:58 PM > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > --- On Mon, 6/30/08, sandiego108 > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > From: sandiego108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > Date: Monday, June 30, 2008, 12:55 PM > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, > ruthsimplicity > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Judy, I am done with you. > > > > > > > > > > > > "What is the sound of yet another > person > > > realizing > > > > that Judy is too insane to have a discussion > > > with?" > > > > > > > ...but not you, Mr. 12 years and counting... > > > > Boys! Boys! Both of you now! Turq, quick, what was > your original > face? Jim, the crane's wing, extended? Good, that > should put them > both in satori for awhile. > > > Frasier's or Nile's? Old Zen Master hobbles over and cracks Jim three times on the back with an oak keisaku. Jim namaste's with joined palms in appreciation and returns to satori. Turq develops an itch on his right foot but remains steadfast in the no-mind condition. > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > --- On Mon, 6/30/08, sandiego108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > From: sandiego108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > Date: Monday, June 30, 2008, 12:55 PM > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > > wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ruthsimplicity > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > Judy, I am done with you. > > > > > > > > > "What is the sound of yet another person > > realizing > > > that Judy is too insane to have a discussion > > with?" > > > > > ...but not you, Mr. 12 years and counting... > > Boys! Boys! Both of you now! Turq, quick, what was your original face? Jim, the crane's wing, extended? Good, that should put them both in satori for awhile. > Frasier's or Nile's?
Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day
--- On Mon, 6/30/08, sandiego108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > From: sandiego108 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > Date: Monday, June 30, 2008, 12:55 PM > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ruthsimplicity > > wrote: > > > > > > Judy, I am done with you. > > > > > > "What is the sound of yet another person > realizing > > that Judy is too insane to have a discussion > with?" > > > ...but not you, Mr. 12 years and counting... Boys! Boys! Both of you now! Turq, quick, what was your original face? Jim, the crane's wing, extended? Good, that should put them both in satori for awhile. > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > >
[FairfieldLife] Re: Zen koan of the day
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ruthsimplicity wrote: > > > > Judy, I am done with you. > > > "What is the sound of yet another person realizing > that Judy is too insane to have a discussion with?" > ...but not you, Mr. 12 years and counting...
