Vaj wrote:
from yogi/musician extraordaire, Stuart Davis' blog.
Non-dual Nature of Coffee Enimas
posted by stuart davis
Song Of The Day: Headlock / Imogen Heap
Word Of The Day: Cacoethes / A bad habit or insatiable urge
Thank you, thank you. You're really wonderful. Yes really, please
(waving from giant neon hovercraft, floating over a throng of adoring
public).
So, I'm doing coffee enimas now, in an attempt to detox my liver and
colon. My liver needs help, you gurlz. It's fucking good for your
liver and skwit. You should try it and snit. It could fix your shit
and snit. Here's my prescription for whatever ails you:
Prepare: Arabica blend. Espresso grind. Cool to room temperature.
1, Fill enima bag with contents of coffee pot.
2, Fill colon with contents of enima bag.
3, Fill porcelein oracle with contents of colon.
4, Fill room with glow of healthy, ebullient trikaya radiance.
I doused about a half gallon of Starbucks French Roast through the
Brown Crown this morning, and I report: General bouyancy. Pervading
sense of transparency. Rock hard erections, increased girth. Higher
SAT scores. Decreased domestic violence. Infra-red vision. Ultra
violet aura.
Even barring those phenomenal results, who wouldn't want two ways to
imbibe the beans? Color me a holistic whore, dumpin' some on the
tongue, pumpin some up the bung - and I'll confess, I thank GOD I
don't have to choose between the two. You might as well make a new
mother decide which siamese twin the doctor will kill in surgical
separation. This caffeinated coupling is a cathartic catholicon,
gurhlz. I fucking have a bounce in my step, people. What can I tell
you? Get the edge.
Sure, I see a culture forming around this pratice. In the 70's we saw
Key Parties, the 80's a rise in alternative medicine, 90's brought
the big bang of coffee shops -Starbucks, Caribou Coffee, Seattle's
Best - a coffee shop on every corner. The new Millenia marks the
synthesis of these three epochs. Key parties become caffeine parties,
holistic becomes hole-istic, and the commercial super nova that is
coffee morphs into a curative social ritual. People will gather in
the tens, then hundreds. The taboo of anal (first softened by the
advent of truly populist pornography) finally gone, salons emerge,
the coffee shop shifts into the mystic coffee clinic. Mystic,
because essentially it's a metaphor for non-duality. Two
diametrically opposed apertures, synchronized in twin-ship. The
Entrance and the Exit, could they be anything butt the turnstile of
What IS and What Isn't, the Wheel upon which all form and emptiness
circulates itself, respiring expansion and deflation of innumerable
Kosmos? Coffee cuz that's the agent of insight. Clinic cuz it
heals. The future of love is here. Take a sip with those lips, slip
its funnel in your tunnel. The one on the top is the one on the
bottom. The alchemists called this correspondance; As below, so above.
Enima bags are $12 at Walgreens. What are you waiting for?
These were popular in the late 1970's and early 1980's with a bunch of
TM'ers who followed Dr. Donald Kelly's Metabolic program (now run by
Bill Wolcott who used to run the Seattle TM center). You are supposed
to use organic coffee and it is supposed to be a high enema where you
use about an 12-18 extension that you had to coerce a hospital pharmacy
into selling you.
Compared with some of the yogic cleansing techniques probably not so bad.
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