RE: FLUXLIST: Works lost on an abandoned blog
I particularly like Solo For Loser and Clarinet -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of A Chair Sent: 25 April 2006 01:20 To: FLUXLIST@scribble.com Subject: *** SPAM *** FLUXLIST: Works lost on an abandoned blog I found these on a blog that I've since disowned four weeks after I started it, along with some mandalas: Museo Revolt! Several drummers (as many as possible) are to gather outside of warehouses, office buildings, music stores, or recording studios affiliated with major record labels and play simultaneously and as ostensibly as their abilities allow. They will only be guided by a stopwatch. When the stopwatch reaches 20'00, they are to dissemble and leave. Saturday, April 3rd, 2004 PIRATEWAR (A film) Get a camera. Use cardboard, glue, or any kind of craft/hobby to make pirate hats, swords, shields, and eyepatches. Gather 25 to 100 people and have them dress as pirates. To make the film, take your pirates to a large public area (i.e. a busy intersection) and have them battle to the death while yelling the worst pirate cliches they can think of. Continue for as long as possible and send the film to me (A Chair, 131 Vanesse Rd, Morrisville, VT, 05661) Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 Puzzle Piece Walk up to someone working on a puzzle. Pick up a piece at random and exclaim if you don't do it, I'm going to eat this puzzle piece! Before s/he can respond, yell Do it! Repeat twice, count to three, and then eat and walk away. Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004 Tube Piece Argue that everything is phallic or uterine. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Chicken Man Debone a chicken and pound it into a phallus. Cook until charred. Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004 Boot Piece Imagine what you can do with three boots and two feet. Monday, March 15th, 2004 For Pants Take four pairs of pants and perform any action, most duly encouraged is getting naked with them. Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 Solo For Loser and Clarinet Lose the clarinet and get a job. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Doctor Variations Perform surgery on a shoe, but clean every utensil with your tongue. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Story 1 Today, a bear. Wondered all over the green marshes and carelessly stumbled on fragments of complex rocks. It bellowed out, Nobody knows what you do with your lungs! Nobody knows what you do. There were too many to be alpha bets. It continued on its journey only to find a brass onion on a dead plate. Finally, the juxtaposed lemon vapors caught him off-guard and bit him. Two days later, he arrived at a garden admiring the colors of the rotting mammalian piano frame discarded by the apartment home. I sighed and exclaimed, the nation guarantees. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Story 2 A melting imbecile watched as a tin can melted from the fire. Reflecting on his childhood, he saw the washing machine in a hospital. Later he ended his life by asking the shiny velvet gentleman to slit his pancreas. Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
Re: FLUXLIST: Works lost on an abandoned blog
Hey Roger, do you want to add those to the workbook at the Flux Case? http://fluxcase.com cecil Roger Stevens wrote: I particularly like Solo For Loser and Clarinet -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of A Chair Sent: 25 April 2006 01:20 To: FLUXLIST@scribble.com Subject: *** SPAM *** FLUXLIST: Works lost on an abandoned blog I found these on a blog that I've since disowned four weeks after I started it, along with some mandalas: "Museo" Revolt! Several drummers (as many as possible) are to gather outside of warehouses, office buildings, music stores, or recording studios affiliated with major record labels and play simultaneously and as ostensibly as their abilities allow. They will only be guided by a stopwatch. When the stopwatch reaches 20'00", they are to dissemble and leave. Saturday, April 3rd, 2004 PIRATEWAR (A film) Get a camera. Use cardboard, glue, or any kind of craft/hobby to make pirate hats, swords, shields, and eyepatches. Gather 25 to 100 people and have them dress as pirates. To make the film, take your pirates to a large public area (i.e. a busy intersection) and have them battle to the "death" while yelling the worst pirate cliches they can think of. Continue for as long as possible and send the film to me (A Chair, 131 Vanesse Rd, Morrisville, VT, 05661) Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 Puzzle Piece Walk up to someone working on a puzzle. Pick up a piece at random and exclaim "if you don't do it, I'm going to eat this puzzle piece!" Before s/he can respond, yell "Do it!" Repeat twice, count to three, and then eat and walk away. Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004 Tube Piece Argue that everything is phallic or uterine. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Chicken Man Debone a chicken and pound it into a phallus. Cook until charred. Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004 Boot Piece Imagine what you can do with three boots and two feet. Monday, March 15th, 2004 For Pants Take four pairs of pants and perform any action, most duly encouraged is getting naked with them. Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 Solo For Loser and Clarinet Lose the clarinet and get a job. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Doctor Variations Perform surgery on a shoe, but clean every utensil with your tongue. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Story 1 Today, a bear. Wondered all over the green marshes and carelessly stumbled on fragments of complex rocks. It bellowed out, "Nobody knows what you do with your lungs!" Nobody knows what you do. There were too many to be alpha bets. It continued on its journey only to find a brass onion on a dead plate. Finally, the juxtaposed lemon vapors caught him off-guard and bit him. Two days later, he arrived at a garden admiring the colors of the rotting mammalian piano frame discarded by the apartment home. I sighed and exclaimed, "the nation guarantees." Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Story 2 A melting imbecile watched as a tin can melted from the fire. Reflecting on his childhood, he saw the washing machine in a hospital. Later he ended his life by asking the shiny velvet gentleman to slit his pancreas. Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
RE: FLUXLIST: Works lost on an abandoned blog
Story 2 was my favourite. From: owner-FLUXLIST@scribble.com [mailto:owner-FLUXLIST@scribble.com] On Behalf Of Roger Stevens Sent: Tuesday, April 25, 2006 5:13 AM To: FLUXLIST@scribble.com Subject: RE: FLUXLIST: Works lost on an abandoned blog I particularly like Solo For Loser and Clarinet -Original Message- From: owner-FLUXLIST@scribble.com [mailto:owner-FLUXLIST@scribble.com] On Behalf Of A Chair Sent: 25 April 2006 01:20 To: FLUXLIST@scribble.com Subject: *** SPAM *** FLUXLIST: Works lost on an abandoned blog I found these on a blog that I've since disowned four weeks after I started it, along with some mandalas: Museo Revolt! Several drummers (as many as possible) are to gather outside of warehouses, office buildings, music stores, or recording studios affiliated with major record labels and play simultaneously and as ostensibly as their abilities allow. They will only be guided by a stopwatch. When the stopwatch reaches 20'00, they are to dissemble and leave. Saturday, April 3rd, 2004 PIRATEWAR (A film) Get a camera. Use cardboard, glue, or any kind of craft/hobby to make pirate hats, swords, shields, and eyepatches. Gather 25 to 100 people and have them dress as pirates. To make the film, take your pirates to a large public area (i.e. a busy intersection) and have them battle to the death while yelling the worst pirate cliches they can think of. Continue for as long as possible and send the film to me (A Chair, 131 Vanesse Rd, Morrisville, VT, 05661) Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 Puzzle Piece Walk up to someone working on a puzzle. Pick up a piece at random and exclaim if you don't do it, I'm going to eat this puzzle piece! Before s/he can respond, yell Do it! Repeat twice, count to three, and then eat and walk away. Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004 Tube Piece Argue that everything is phallic or uterine. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Chicken Man Debone a chicken and pound it into a phallus. Cook until charred. Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004 Boot Piece Imagine what you can do with three boots and two feet. Monday, March 15th, 2004 For Pants Take four pairs of pants and perform any action, most duly encouraged is getting naked with them. Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 Solo For Loser and Clarinet Lose the clarinet and get a job. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Doctor Variations Perform surgery on a shoe, but clean every utensil with your tongue. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Story 1 Today, a bear. Wondered all over the green marshes and carelessly stumbled on fragments of complex rocks. It bellowed out, Nobody knows what you do with your lungs! Nobody knows what you do. There were too many to be alpha bets. It continued on its journey only to find a brass onion on a dead plate. Finally, the juxtaposed lemon vapors caught him off-guard and bit him. Two days later, he arrived at a garden admiring the colors of the rotting mammalian piano frame discarded by the apartment home. I sighed and exclaimed, the nation guarantees. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 Story 2 A melting imbecile watched as a tin can melted from the fire. Reflecting on his childhood, he saw the washing machine in a hospital. Later he ended his life by asking the shiny velvet gentleman to slit his pancreas. Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
FLUXLIST: Works lost on an abandoned blog
I found these on a blog that I've since disowned four weeks after I started it, along with some mandalas:Museo Revolt! Several drummers (as many as possible) are to gather outside of warehouses, office buildings, music stores, or recording studios affiliated with major record labels and play simultaneously and as ostensibly as their abilities allow. They will only be guided by a stopwatch. When the stopwatch reaches 20'00, they are to dissemble and leave. Saturday, April 3rd, 2004PIRATEWAR (A film)Get a camera.Use cardboard, glue, or any kind of craft/hobby to make pirate hats, swords, shields, and eyepatches. Gather 25 to 100 people and have them dress as pirates.To make the film, take your pirates to a large public area (i.e. a busy intersection) and have them battle to the death while yelling the worst pirate cliches they can think of. Continue for as long as possible and send the film to me (A Chair, 131 Vanesse Rd, Morrisville, VT, 05661)Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 Puzzle Piece Walk up to someone working on a puzzle. Pick up a piece at random and exclaim if you don't do it, I'm going to eat this puzzle piece! Before s/he can respond, yell Do it! Repeat twice, count to three, and then eat and walk away.Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004Tube PieceArgue that everything is phallic or uterine. Tuesday, March 16th, 2004Chicken ManDebone a chicken and pound it into a phallus. Cook until charred. Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004Boot PieceImagine what you can do with three boots and two feet.Monday, March 15th, 2004 For PantsTake four pairs of pants and perform any action, most duly encouraged is getting naked with them.Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 Solo For Loser and ClarinetLose the clarinet and get a job.Tuesday, March 16th, 2004Doctor Variations Perform surgery on a shoe, but clean every utensil with your tongue.Tuesday, March 16th, 2004Story 1 Today, a bear. Wondered all over the green marshes and carelessly stumbled on fragments of complex rocks. It bellowed out, Nobody knows what you do with your lungs! Nobody knows what you do. There were too many to be alpha bets. It continued on its journey only to find a brass onion on a dead plate. Finally, the juxtaposed lemon vapors caught him off-guard and bit him. Two days later, he arrived at a garden admiring the colors of the rotting mammalian piano frame discarded by the apartment home. I sighed and exclaimed, the nation guarantees.Tuesday, March 16th, 2004Story 2A melting imbecile watched as a tin can melted from the fire. Reflecting on his childhood, he saw the washing machine in a hospital. Later he ended his life by asking the shiny velvet gentleman to slit his pancreas.Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
