Ahmadinejad's Gay Denial Must Occasion Caution
By: KOUROSH SHEMIRANI
10/04/2007
Following the recent trip of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to the US and his
remarks at Columbia University where he denied the existence of homosexuals in
Iran, the issue of Iranian gays is now
Admiring Our Own Work A pianist was hired to play background music
for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the
picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film
and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went
At 78, Lata is a living legend
By IANS
Friday September 28, 03:55 PM
New Delhi, Sep 28 (IANS) She turned 78 Friday but singing legend Lata
Mangeshkar's voice still has the Midas touch and even today the melody queen is
churning out hits.
From her first super hit
Gen. Pace: Homosexual Acts Immoral
Gen. Pace Causes Stir in Senate Hearing After Restating Homosexuality Acts
Immoral
General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, speaks during a
media roundtable at the Pentagon in Washington June 21, 2007. (Yuri Gripas /
Gay Soldiers Dismayed by Pace's Comments
Some in Military Are Encouraged That General Acknowledged Gay Contributions
(ABCNEWS)
By MARCUS BARAM
Sept. 27, 2007
Some gay members of the military were shocked that outgoing Joint Chiefs of
Staff Chairman Peter Pace
September 27, 2007
Ahmadinejad's Comments on Homosexuality Censored in Iran
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's official Web site and Iran's state news
agency have cut out any reference to gays -- including his comment that there
are none in Iran -- in their Farsi-language
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Tapping Into The Secrets Of the Stall Experts Say Anonymous Sex In
Public Places Is A Compulsive BehaviorBy Lynne Duke and DeNeen L. Brown
Washington Post Staff Writers
Thursday, August 30, 2007;
Consider the bathroom stall, that utilitarian public enclosure of
India voted favourite destination by top travel journal
By IANS
Wednesday September 5, 08:38 AM
London, Sep 5 (IANS) 'Incredible' India has been voted as the favourite
country to travel to by readers of Conde Nast Traveller, a major travel
magazine, during its 10th annual
Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, aintaining a steady vigil by
her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his
face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber.
She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. My darling John, she
The Nudist ColonyBob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his
first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous
petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and
Boss, to four of his employees: I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let
one of you go. Black employee: I'm a protected minority. Female
employee: And I'm a woman. Oldest employee: Fire me, buster, and I'll
hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head
VEGETABLE GARDEN
Once there was a handsome hunk of a man who loved to work in his vegetable
garden, but no matter what he did, he couldn't get his tomatoes to ripen.
Admiring his neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, he
went one day and inquired of him his secret.
Lost Contact Lens
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his
driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no
where to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the
lens in her hand.
How did you manage to find it, Mom?
sermon on sex
A minister was preparing a sermon on sex. His wife said, Dear, I'm
not sure you should discuss that subject. Speak about something else.
Sex is so private.
You're probably right, dear. I think I'll talk about sailing.
That night the minister's wife became ill. She was still in
The Blonde Spy...
Three female spies -- a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde -- had been
captured and were awaiting execution. The enemy dictator was nostalgic
and had ordered an old-fashioned execution: death by firing squad.
Needless to say, the three spies wanted to survive... but they needed
A man walked into a therapists' office looking very depressed, Doc,
you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.
What's the problem? the doctor inquired. Well, I'm 35 years old and
I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just
seem to scare them away. My friend, this is
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, I'm off. The man should be
here soon Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer
A couple of shots
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots
of whiskey.
The bartender asks, What's the matter?
The man says, I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
Old Gay Man
What a drag it is getting old...
When I went to the bar tonight, I noticed this old boy about 75-80 years
sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail.
I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said: I have a 22 year old lover at home. I met him a
BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one
blonde says to the other, Which do you think is farther away..Florida
or the moon?
The other blonde turns and says Helloo, can you see Florida...?
KNITTING
A highway
One day at a busy airport, the
passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to
show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin
walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be
blind; the pilot
Miser's Final Wish
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his
money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than
just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, Now listen,
when I die, I want you to take all my
Gay community faces hostility
NDTV
Sutapa Deb
Monday, June 4, 2007 (Kolkata)
Twenty-two-year old Sumona is a kothi, a term used in the Indian
subcontinent for an effeminate male. Sumona's love for women's clothes defies
what is considered normal masculine behaviour.
60 Things Not to Say to a naked guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I
The Clinton Tragedy
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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if
anyone can give him an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stands up and offers 'If my best friend who lives next door was
playing in the street when a
100 Best Things About Being a Gay Man 1. You truly don't care who Julia
Roberts is sleeping with.
2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka.
3. You can call anyone honey including pets.
4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard
Just Married !
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she
and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that
they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded,
Sure. You carry the suitcases!
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to
each of the houses to inform their spouses.
He went to the first man's house and told the man's wife of the tragic news.
She cried for a moment and the General asked her what she wanted to do with his
body.'
Blonde Detective Training
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first
blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. This is your suspect, how
would you recognize him?
The first blonde
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church.
Reverend, she said, I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during
your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?
I have an idea, said the minister. Take this hatpin with you. I will be
able to
The busy wasp
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a
wasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough, she panics. The
husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his
shorts and carries her to the car. Then he
Blowing Smoke
Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear
before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand:
What is your name? he asked.
John, the guy answered.
And why were you arrested? the judge asked.
I was by the magazine rack holding a
What Do You Get?
A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first
assignment is to audit an old rabbi.
He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says, Rabbi, what
do you do with the drippings from the candles?
The rabbi says, We send them to
The deathbed confession
Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held
her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face. Her pale lips
moved. Jake, she said. Hush, he quickly inter- rupted, don'ttalk.
But she insisted. Jake,
Confession
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her
husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the
closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the
closet with the little boy.
The little boy says,
Young Al's First
When Al Gore was 12 years old, he was a very punctual lad.
Everyday, he would arrive home from school at 3:45. One day, he wasn't home on
time and his mom was quite concerned. When his dad arrived home for dinner at
5:30, he too was quite concerned.
Woman's fart
A women goes to the doctor complaining of her constant
flatulance. She says, Doctor, I must fart 500 times a day, BUT you would never
know it, because theyre SILENT and the dont STINK!. For instance, Ive just
passed gas at least 20 times just sitting
There are these two gay men, named Syrel and Sessil, driving happily along in
their car. As they came to an intersection, they stopped for the red light.
All of a sudden a big semi-trailer comes crunching through the back of their
car!
Syrel and Sessil were really pissed!
Syrel says to
10 rules to stay young.
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.Let the
doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them!
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2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
there were people in the
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
Oh, no, says Dave. He's on my bowling team.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if
No Mistaking This Bull
Out in the pasture one lovely summer day, three bulls
complained about the rumor that their farmer had brought in another bull.
The Alpha bull said, You know, since we settled our differences and split up
the cows, I've been pretty happy with
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesnt have much luck until, one day;
he comes across a Harley with a For Sale sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and
asks the seller
how he
Mothers are angels sent from heaven above. They sacrifice and give more then
you can ever imagine. So here is a chance to pay a special tribute to your
mother. This mothers day send some specially selected mothers day quotes.
The sweetest sounds to mortals given
Are heard in Mother,
The bride tells her husband, Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?
OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
concentrate.
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put MM's in alphabetical order.
As part of his yearly physical exam, the doctor requested a sperm count
from his 85-year-old male patient. The doctor gave the man a jar and
said, take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar,
Gladys Dunn recently moved to a retirement community in a small town.
One beautiful Sunday morning she walked to the church not far from her
apartment. She was in awe of the lovely structure, as well as music
from the choir. She wasn't too impressed, however, with the sermon.
She thought it was
One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor
feline, it escaped outside. When it failed to return the
following morning, I found the beast clinging to a branch
about 30 feet up in a spindly tree. Unable to lure it down,
I called the fire department.
We don't do that anymore, the woman
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, If I
give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of
SEXUALLY HARASSED
A man walks into his bosses' office livid with anger and complains:
All the other men in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since
you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for discrimination.
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Gay Identification
A guy from the deep south comes to New York and he's amazed
by the indoor plumbing. He's so intrigued by the way the toilets work that he
goes to the Sewage Disposal Plant to check it out.
One of the inspectors shows him to the conveyor belt
CURE FOR HEADACHES
A man was suffering from severe headaches for years with no
relief. After trying all the usual cures he was referred to a headache
specialist by his family doctor.
The specialist asked him what his symptoms were and he replied, I get these
Vergin!
There were 2 gay guys in the back of a taxi cabas the
driver was getting them home...one of the gay guys repiles 'pardom me driver
can i fart the driver replies yeah just roll your window down and let it
goso he does and it sounds like
The Maid Did It !!
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, Who is this?
This is the maid, answers the woman.
We don't have a maid, says the man.
The woman says, I was hired this morning by the woman of the house.
The man says, Well, this is her husband. Is she
IRISH GAS STATION
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods
drives his new
Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware
who the golf pro
is...As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of
his pocket.
So what are those things,
A disappointed salesman
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?
The salesman explained, When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very
confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as
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Success in Marriage
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children
and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying
together all that time, the wife replies, Many years ago we made a promise to
each other: the first one to pack up and leave
Girls' Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and
had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and
walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very
near a graveyard and one of them
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their
options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, If any of you indulge in your
vices one more time, you will surely die.
The men left the
Seminar
Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in
training.
Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such
speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's
attention, said, The best years
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The
interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks What do two plus two equal?
The mathematician replies Four. The interviewer asks Four, exactly? The
mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says Yes,
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon
the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As
BIGGEST FACT OF THE WORLD
A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother that he's fallen in love and he
is going to get married.
He says, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women.. you try and guess which one
I'm going to marry.
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three
You shouldn't be doing that
A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and
came upon a young boy who was masturbating. My son, you
shouldn't be doing that, said the priest. You should be saving
that for when you get married.
The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and
A man was sitting in a bar, on one side of him sat an Emu, the other a cat. He
ordered a round of drinks for the three of them and paid the bartender. The
bartender brought their drinks and the three sat in silence drinking.
A short while later the bartender came back and asked if they
A nun arrives at the local bar
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and
generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table
and starts decrying the evils of drink.
You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin!
ADAM GOT WHAT HE DESERVED
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, What's wrong with you?
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman. He said, This pretty lady will
Two Blondes
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would
dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They
worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the
next street, working furiously all day without
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his live-in mate, Dearie, I
got a new assistant, and imagine what happened! He's got a red and white tatooo
on his chest. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team.
Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good.
The next
Family problems?
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after
shot.
The Indian man said to the American,You know my parents are forcing me to get
married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met
once.
We call
The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the
passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain,
Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination.
Ed sitting in the eighth
*President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an
administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to
hell.
The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the
paperwork, and the error was acknowledged.
The Pope was
The Psychic's Prediction...
In a dark and gloomy room, a fortune teller sat across from her
client, a woman of about 40. The fortune teller stared into her
crystal ball and suddenly jumped back, startled at what she saw!
There's no easy way to say this, the fortune teller said to the
woman, so
CHOLESTEROL TEST
Bill walks into a clinic to have his blood taken to test his cholesterol.
The young and very cute male nurse went about taking the blood sample from his
finger. After finishing he looked around for a piece of cotton to wipe away
the excess blood. He couldn't find one so
RAISIN BREAD
A general store owner hires a young male clerk with a penchant for very
tight low waist hiphugging jeans. One day a young man enters the store, glances
at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. I'd like
some raisin bread, please. the man says
PROFESSOR :
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :
Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom
ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi
Pastor's Ass
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and, on being told there was a
fortune in horse racing, decided to buy one and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he
ended up buying a donkey instead.
He thought that
The Offer
A millionaire throws a massive party for his fiftieth birthday. During
the party, he's a bit bored and decides to stir things up a bit. He
grabs the mic and announces to his guests that down in the garden of
his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.
He
The International Rules of Manhood 1: Under no circumstances may two men share
an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your
Gender Role Reversal
A burly good `ol boy Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says,
Captain, I want a drink but I don`t see the stewardess around.
The steward answers, Actually I`m not the captain. This airline is proud to
have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles
Jesse Jackson is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings.
The teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word tragedy. So the illustrious leader asks the
class for an
Nextnbspgt Five surgeons are discussing the types of
people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second responds: Yeah, but you should try
60 Things Not to Say to a naked guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I
An American in England
An American visiting in England asked at the hotel for the elevator.
The portiere looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the
man wanted.
You must mean the lift, he said.
No, the American responded. If I ask for the elevator I mean the
elevator.
Well,
This guy is really into blow up dolls and rings his mail order supplier and
says he wants something absolutely realistic.
The supplier says, I have just the thing, 'Life-like Tina', So realistic you
can't tell the difference!
The guy orders one. Meanwhile the supplier is looking at the box
Bollywood revisits same sex relationships
ANI
Washington: Shabana Azmi and Nandita Das forced society to deal with the topic
of homosexuality, especially among Indian women, in Deepa Mehta's 1996 movie
'Fire'. Now, a decade later, film-maker Manan Katohora is ready to bring the
topic to
What is the difference
Between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed
And tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story
And take her to bed.
This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good
proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and
practice a little.
Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He
thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it out and music
My Money
Late one night in the Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
Give me your money! he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, You can't do this - I'm a US
Congressman!
In that case, replied the
Once, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed
lots of sinful crime and therefore decided to visit a church and
confess all of his sins. When he arrived at a church, he walked to the
confession area and spoke to the pastor. Father, I am sinful. Yes
son, just tell me what have
Speaking Manners
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one
by one -
Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? she asked.
Just a minute, I have to go piss.
The teacher
A man stepped onto the overnight train and told the conductor, I need you
to wake me up in Philadelphia. I'm a deep sleeper and can be ornery (meaning :
unpleasant) when I
get up, but no matter what, I want you to help me make that stop. Here's
$100 to make sure.
The conductor agreed. The man
Wife to Husband: If I die, I want you to promise me, in
the funeral procession, you'll let my mother ride in the
first car with you.
Husband: All right, but it will ruin my day.
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