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A mother had three daughters and at their
weddingsshe askedeach one of them to phone home the day after
andsubtly indicate about theirrespective husband's sexual
performance.
The first one said, "It was like Maxwell
Coffee".The Mother was confused until she later noticed a Maxwell
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