Titi Papazov kefi :-)) Predstavjam si kakvi sa bili
originalnite mu izrazi …….
Title: 7 days sport - Sport / 7 äíè ñïîðò - Ñïîðò
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-Original Message-
From: Franci Penov
Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 10:34 AM
To: SOC Bulgarians at MS
Subject: FW: Perhaps you haven't seen this yet
-Original Message-
From: Lech Gudalewicz
Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 10:14
To: Dmitrii Zakharov; Franci Penov
Subject: Per
Otkakto nameriha onzi mazen buffer overrun
v XP-to, tuk slednite neshta stanaha politika:
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da se razkarat absolutno
vsichki funkcii, koito pishat v unsized buffers (sprintf, strcpy etc.) I da se
zamenjat sys safe ekvivalentite im (snprint, strncpy).
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vsichki sistemni
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Title: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Ili kakto
kazva Richard Gruev kato komentira Formula 1:
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Bitija bit …. I taka
natatyka
-Original Message-
From: Nikolai
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, May 20, 2002 8:05 AM
To: Atanas Kiryakov;
[EMA
Imenno :-)))
Ama karai, samo Levski :-)))
Po-zdravi !
M.
-Original Message-
From: Stanislav Jordanov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, May
07, 2002 1:17 AM
To: Manski Fransazov;
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: IsPowerOf2
IsPowerOf2(
IN UINT uPow2
Njakoi popita dali ima v windowsa sobstvena versija na IsPowerOf2
Kato naprawq search za IsPowerOf2 w soursowete na NT sreshtam 23
hits (below). Towa razbira se ne otchita implementaciite koito sa pod drugo ime
(napr IsPowOf2 etc...)
Ami nai razlichni sa implementaiite, no powecheto s
Lazarov; George Djabarov; Ivan Pashov; Svet Bonev; Hristo Ivanov; Manski Fransazov
Subject: RE: Hosting Trident
Znam:) Towa e zashtoto nqma kakwo da kaja… prosto si uprajnqwam communication skills... :)
-Original Message-
From: Emil Antonov
Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 5:18 PM
To
Ta edin kernelmode driver gyrmi pri insert-vane
v spisyk (vijte stack trace-a)
Basi, sposobni sa pisatelite na
driveri, spor da njama
Nazdrave !
Manski
*** Fatal System Error: 0x00d1
(0x,0x0002,0x0001,0xE9A561A4)
Break in
source code seems to be the only
documentation..
Po-zdravi !
Manski
-Original Message-
From: Anton Kirilov
Sent: Monday, February 25, 2002 11:41 AM
To: SOC Bulgarians at MS
Subject: FW: Statiya v Newsweek - protestirayte
Molya pratete protestno pismo ot wasichki washi e-mails do
NEWSWEEK. Napishete PROTEST! w rubrikata na pismoto i kopirayte
texta p
Vijte edin komentar iz sorsovete na lubimata operacionna
sistem
switch(LOWORD(wParam))
{
case IDC_CALIBRATE:
// Just display a message that
the printer is calibrated,
Edin
rabotesht kod :-))) Avtoryt ima ochevdino interesen stil, makar da se nabiva na
ochi lipsata na komentari...
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> #include
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> #include
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>
> #define m(x)(x<0?-1:!!x)
>
> #define g tj()-J
>
> #define a(x)(x<0?-x:x)
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> #define h(x)((x)<=K?x:N-(x))
>
> #define f 999
Title: Message
Mladeji, ne e istina dokyde moje da stigne kretenijata
!
Nekvi
idioti ot MS sa napravili programka, deto stoi v task-bara i ako akciite na MS
rastat se usmihva, inache stoi namryshtena .
A edni
drugi "pacienti" napisali debugger extension (!!), koito
Zlite ezici razpravjat, che tova e istinska
sluchka – stanala e v kino Odeon, pri simultanted prevod.
Syshto taka pak pri simultanten prevod,
njakoi ot publikata se obadil na visok glas, che prevoda ne e tochen i prevejdashtija
i znaeshtija pochnali da se karat po vreme na filma …….
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Porcija smjah:
if ( (dwSize != 0) || (dwSize !=
0x) )
{
………..
}
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You s
Ne e smeshno, tyjno e !!!
Ne e i joke syshto taka :-
V edna ot internal versiite na VC kompilatora imashe slednata
regresija:
Da si predstavim, che njakoi napishe slednoto:
int a[100];
for ( int i = 0; i < 100; a[i++] = 0);
A drug napishe:
for ( int i = 0; i < 1
M.A.N.S.K.I.: Mechanical Artificial Nocturnal Sabotage and Killing
Individual
1234: Names must be at least
two letters long. Pretty strange from a guy calling himself
"L."
Pozdravi !
Mechanical Artificial Nocturnal Sabotage and Killing Individual
-Original Message-
Genialno
.NET server poddyrja up to 2 procesorni mashini J
Nazdrave !
Manski
Malko izvadki
(sys sykrashtenija ) ot bugbazata na MS
Nomer 1:
Bug: When
opening some Word documents, the Wordpad application crashes. I included a Word
document (that is provided by MS as part of the SQL Server 2000 Operations
Guide) that will always make Wordpad crash. Reproducibi
Title: Message
-Original Message-
From: Emil Antonov
Sent: Monday, October 15, 2001
9:46 AM
To: Manski Fransazov
Subject:
Graffity:
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÷ßÒÎÅÔÅ ÷ÉÅÔÎÁÍ ÎÁ ÉÒÌÁÎÄÃÉÔÅ!
*
ðÒÁ×ÅÔÅ ÌÀÂÏ×, Á ÎÅ ×ÏÊÎÁ! (ÚÁ ÐÏ×ÅÞÅ ÐÏÄÒÏÂÎÏÓÔÉ ÓÅ ÏÂßÒÎÅÔÅ ËßÍ
ÛÏÆØÏÒÁ)
*
äÏËÁÔÏ ÎÅ ÏÔËÒÉÈ
Tova za turskija windows se znae – deto “No”
butona bil "SAKYN"
Lafa prodyljava ( veche e laf, ne e
istina ) – Yes butona bil “Taman”
A “Fatal Error” i “Access violation error”
bili "Bash sakatlyk"
Po-zdravi !
Manski
"Durwoto ne pada po-dalech ot durwarja"
Drug voenen
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ÄÁ ÐÕÓÎÁ ÅÄÎÁ
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ÅÄÎÁ ÔÁËÁ×Á.
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