[JOKES] the world is going crazy

2003-03-20 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= *

[JOKES] :-)

2003-01-09 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
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[JOKES] Help Desk

2002-12-09 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
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[JOKES] FW: [joke] kak trjabva da rabotjat nashte QA

2002-11-29 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
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[JOKES] Problem

2002-09-18 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. H.L. Mencken =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and

[JOKES] Mtel

2002-09-13 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
áÂÏÎÁÔßÔ Å ×ÒÅÍÅÎÎÏ ÐÉÑÎ. ítel. ôÏ×Á Å Ô×ÏÑÔ ÇÌÁÓ. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at

[JOKES] FW: kolegialnost

2002-05-21 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
šš íÅÖÄÕ ËÏÌÅÇÉ. - çÌÅÄÁÊ, ÇÌÅÄÁÊ, ÎÏ×ÁÔÁ ËÏÌÅÖËÁ ÍÉ ÓÅ ÕÓÍÉÈÎÁ! - å ËÁË ÎÑÍÁ. óÐÏÍÎÑÍ ÓÉ, ÞÅ ËÏÇÁÔÏ ÔÅ ×ÉÄÑÈ ÚÁ ÐßÒ×É ÐßÔ, ÔÒÉ ÄÎÉ ÎÅ ÓÐÒÑÈ ÄÁ ÓÅ ÓÍÅÑ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post

RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 17:14:37 +0300

2002-05-10 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
Naposledyk mnogo chesto vze da se sluchwa poveche ot 1 da prati edin i syshti joke. Za celta molq vsichki, koito postwat v Jokes, predi towa da si naprawqt truda da poglednat dali go nqma syshtiqt sred poslednite jokes. Towa shte spesti na mnogo hora, ne malko vreme. Mislq che si struwa.

[JOKES] hyrkane

2002-04-15 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
http://www.zone168.com/news.html?date=20020415topic=culture_bgstory=03202.htm __ Slavi Andreev Sirma Solutions 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria tel: (+359 2) 9810018; 9812338 fax: (+359 2) 9819058mobile

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 10:43:24 +0200

2002-03-22 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
Ne e za jokes, no neznaeh kyde. Mnogo dobre napraweno. http://flashface.flashmaster.ru/

[JOKES] LONGEVITY

2002-03-15 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

[JOKES] Batovete

2002-03-04 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
Title: Batovete ;-)) Koito ne e chuval za Batovete da se prosveti! http://batovete.www5.50megs.com/

[JOKES] test za matura za IT

2002-03-04 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
http://www.segabg.com/02032002/p0070006.asp

[JOKES] Baba marta

2002-03-01 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
http://mart.antongigov.com/

[JOKES] BM Software

2002-02-28 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
Neznam dali trqbwa da e joke, no na tozi adres e nagledno pokazano kak ne trqbwa da se prawi. http://www.bmsoftware.hit.bg/

[JOKES] kolko piete?

2002-02-19 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
http://doctor.hit.bg * šSlavi Andreevšš * * Sirma Solutionsš * * 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. * * tel: (+359 2) 9810018; 9812338 * * fax

[JOKES] Top 10 Valentine's Dating Disasters

2002-02-15 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
TOP 10 FIRST-DATE DISASTERS 10. Date says you're Gorgeous, almost as pretty as... then stops and won't say who. 9. Date you get very friendly with turns out to be your new boss. 8. Date says you're great company; you didn't get the chance to say more than 3 words. 7. Date gets

[JOKES] shto li taka stana?

2002-02-14 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
http://international.visa.com/ps/services/getacard/www.fibank.bg

[JOKES] Horror Movie

2002-02-11 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
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[JOKES] mdaa

2001-12-13 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
Your files are attached and ready to send with this message. view.url Description: Binary data

[JOKES] BA

2001-11-28 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
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[JOKES] writer

2001-11-21 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great he said, I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in

[JOKES] Broken leg

2001-11-09 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
V mezhdunarodna firma sas smeseno uchastie pristiga edin ot menijarite na rabota s gipsiran krak. Kolegite mu - amerikanec, francuzin i rusnak go naobikalyat i pitat: - Kakvo ti se e sluchilo? - Ami podhlaznah se vav vanata i padnah. Amerikanecat: - Zvanya li veche v zastrahovatelnata

[JOKES] FW: [joke] Mujki manifest

2001-11-08 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
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[JOKES] za kolegite v kazarmata (deto im predstoi) ;-P

2001-11-02 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
Сутрешна проверка в казармата. Появява се полковникът, застава пред строя и крясва: - Има ли тук програмисти? Всички мълчат. - Питам, има ли тук програмисти? Плахо се вдигат четири-пет ръце. - Всички програмисти идват с мен. На гарата са докарали три вагона компютри, които трябва да

[JOKES] 50 Reasons to be a Woman

2001-11-01 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
50 Reasons to be a Woman 1. Free drinks. 2. Free dinners. 3. Free movies (you get the point). 4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay. 5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay. 6. You know The Truth about whether

RE: [JOKES] s516.jpg

2001-03-30 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
lol. Krume, towa kato gledam e samo kato za teb. Lipswa samo konqka na buroto i trqbwa nqkoj da ti nosi qdene. * Slavi Andreev - Software Engineer * * Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs

[JOKES] neshto dobro

2000-12-20 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
http://www.egoucm.search.bg/manifest.htm * Slavi Andreev - Software Engineer * * Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. * * 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. * * tel

[JOKES] 5 mins

2000-11-28 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
- Ñêúïè, îòèâàì äî ñúñåäêàòà çà 5 ìèíóòè. Äîêàòî ìå íÿìà, ðàçáúðêâàé ÿäåíåòî ïðåç ïîëîâèí ÷àñ. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and

[JOKES] Za vsichki posveteni

2000-11-28 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
- Êåëíåð, ìîëÿ åäíà âîäêà! - Ñúæàëÿâàì, íî íå ñåðâèðàìå ïîä ìàñàòà... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * To unsubscribe from this list, send e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] without subject and with message body

[JOKES] Elections web site

2000-11-09 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
The Elections Division's Web site crashed Wednesday because of an overload of people trying to access the site, and workers were trying to arrange for more servers. * Slavi Andreev - Software Engineer * * Sirma

[JOKES] Stihosbirka

2000-10-30 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
- Kak e sinyt ti? - Ne e dobre! Vchera mu dadoh 10 leva da se pocherpi, a toj vzel, che si kupil stihosbirka ... * Slavi Andreev - Software Engineer * * Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs