You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the
best golfer is a black guy, The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is
accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
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ítel. ôÏ×Á Å Ô×ÏÑÔ ÇÌÁÓ.
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- çÌÅÄÁÊ, ÇÌÅÄÁÊ, ÎÏ×ÁÔÁ ËÏÌÅÖËÁ ÍÉ ÓÅ ÕÓÍÉÈÎÁ!
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Naposledyk mnogo chesto vze
da se sluchwa poveche ot 1 da prati edin i syshti joke. Za celta molq vsichki, koito
postwat v Jokes, predi towa da si naprawqt truda da poglednat dali go nqma syshtiqt
sred poslednite jokes. Towa shte spesti na mnogo hora, ne malko vreme. Mislq che
si struwa.
http://www.zone168.com/news.html?date=20020415topic=culture_bgstory=03202.htm
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Ne e za jokes, no neznaeh kyde. Mnogo dobre napraweno.
http://flashface.flashmaster.ru/
Married men live longer than single men, but married
men are a lot more willing
to die.
Title: Batovete ;-))
Koito ne e chuval za Batovete da se prosveti!
http://batovete.www5.50megs.com/
http://www.segabg.com/02032002/p0070006.asp
http://mart.antongigov.com/
Neznam dali
trqbwa da e joke, no na tozi adres
e nagledno pokazano kak ne trqbwa
da se prawi.
http://www.bmsoftware.hit.bg/
http://doctor.hit.bg
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TOP 10 FIRST-DATE DISASTERS
10. Date says you're Gorgeous, almost as pretty as... then
stops and won't say who.
9. Date you get very friendly with turns out to be your
new boss.
8. Date says you're great company; you didn't get the
chance
to say more than 3 words.
7. Date gets
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to
become a great writer.
When asked to define great he said, I want to write stuff
that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react
to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them
scream, cry, and howl in
V mezhdunarodna firma sas smeseno uchastie pristiga edin ot menijarite
na rabota s gipsiran krak. Kolegite mu - amerikanec, francuzin i rusnak
go naobikalyat i pitat:
- Kakvo ti se e sluchilo?
- Ami podhlaznah se vav vanata i padnah.
Amerikanecat:
- Zvanya li veche v zastrahovatelnata
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Сутрешна проверка в казармата. Появява се
полковникът, застава пред
строя и крясва:
- Има ли тук програмисти?
Всички мълчат.
- Питам, има ли тук програмисти?
Плахо се вдигат четири-пет ръце.
- Всички програмисти идват с мен. На гарата са
докарали три вагона
компютри, които трябва да
50 Reasons to be a Woman
1. Free drinks.
2. Free dinners.
3. Free movies (you get the point).
4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
6. You know The Truth about whether
lol. Krume, towa kato gledam e samo kato za teb. Lipswa samo konqka na
buroto i trqbwa nqkoj da ti nosi qdene.
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* Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. *
* 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. *
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- Ñêúïè, îòèâàì äî ñúñåäêàòà çà 5 ìèíóòè. Äîêàòî ìå íÿìà, ðàçáúðêâàé
ÿäåíåòî ïðåç ïîëîâèí ÷àñ.
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- Êåëíåð, ìîëÿ åäíà âîäêà!
- Ñúæàëÿâàì, íî íå ñåðâèðàìå ïîä ìàñàòà...
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The Elections Division's Web site crashed Wednesday because of an overload
of people trying to access the site, and workers were trying to arrange for
more servers.
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- Kak e sinyt ti?
- Ne e dobre! Vchera mu dadoh 10 leva da se pocherpi, a toj vzel, che si
kupil stihosbirka ...
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