[JOKES] Date: Fri, 25 Oct 2002 13:38:08 +0300

[JOKES] Genesis

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[JOKES] proekta Genesis:

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[JOKES] Mind Reader

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[JOKES] Opera baby

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[JOKES] Hangover Magic

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[JOKES] Fw: women driver - continued

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[JOKES] picts

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[JOKES] Fw: [noi_toti] :)

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[JOKES] Kids' Letters To God

Kids' Letters To God Dear God,In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God,I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot Dear God,Did You really mean do unto others as they do unto you? Because if you did, then I'm

[JOKES] Bojko Borisov i hamama na obrechenite

Chetete go v original na: http://oshte.info/democracy/01authors/berov/berov006.htm

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[JOKES] gradskia transport v BBC

http://www.cnsys.bg/files.html?prj=26969 -- *** Iliana Misheva - Marketing Manager Sirma Solutions - Combination of high technologies, knowledge and creativity in IT consulting and software development. North American Office:

[JOKES] Go offline?

Title: Message You Should Probably Get Offline If You name your children Eudora, Hyperlink and dotcom. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You spend half of the plane trip with your

[JOKES] .. powerSupply ...htm

Title: ..:: powerSupply ::.. Help, my power supply is smoking! (A true story) A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke comming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new

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[JOKES] Obqsnenie w lubov

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER. Believe me it is true... You installed the best in me. Your picture is always in my background. You clicked my heart gently. You drive me crazy when I see you. Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me. You restored my kindness after I

[JOKES] FW: Biseri +++++

Title: Message -Original Message-From: kan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, October 15, 2002 10:23 AMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Tihomir TarnavskiSubject: Biseri + Ponege ne moga sas segashnia mi adres da go pratia v Jokes, prati go ti Òîï 5

[JOKES] the evolution of a programmer

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[JOKES] biseri :)

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[JOKES] Golden Thoughts

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[JOKES] Physics News Update - Demagogues and the Prisoner's Dilemma

A collaboration of researchers from Ajou University, Chungbuk National University, and Seoul University in Korea, and Umea University in Sweden recently discovered the instability introduced to social systems by influential persons in a simplified, two-dimensional, small world network.

[JOKES] Studentski zakoni

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[JOKES] NASA

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[JOKES] Controllers:)

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[JOKES] Good Bye Cruel World

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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 18:28:50 +0300

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[JOKES] monthly reminder

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[JOKES] ...

Wtoriqt komentar pod statiqta... http://www.segabg.com/08102002/p0010003.asp BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Terziev;Ivan;Nikolaev FN:Ivan Nikolaev Terziev NICKNAME:Vozd ORG:EngView Systems Sofia Corp. - A Sirma Group Company;Research Development TITLE:Technical Writer TEL;WORK;VOICE:(+359) 2

[JOKES] mutri

Един борец харесал някаква мадама. Отишъл при нея и я заговорил: - Да отидем някъде заедно... - Да отидем. - Да се качим в БМВ-то... - Да се качим. - Да отидем в къщи... Отишли в къщата на бореца и той казал: - Да пийнем по нещо... Доволен,че мадамата изобщо не се съпротивлява, дори се

[JOKES] [Fwd: Should I be upset that an h1b is taking my job?]

Ot kakwo se oplakwat amerikanskite kolegi ---BeginMessage--- My understanding was that the law clearly stated that legal residents have preference over h1bs. Is this true? Do I have any recourse? Does anyone care about saving good paying development jobs anymore? Does anyone have any

[JOKES] trenirovka

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[JOKES] ...

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[JOKES] puzzle

SOME YEARS AGO, THE LOGICIAN AND PUZZLE-MASTER Raymond Smullyan devised a logical puzzle that has no challengers I know, of for the title of Hardest Logical Puzzle Ever. The puzzle: Three gods A, B, and C are called, in some order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False

[JOKES] citat ot statiq

24-godishnata pastirka Galq Jekova i sinovete i Elbin (9g) i Nikolai (15g) ot selo Widno bili zakleshteni ot pridoshlite vodi..

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 15:41:05 +0300

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[JOKES] Prognoza ...

Dobur Vecher dragi potrebiteli, Utre shte preobladava cabelen internet. Naetite linii do ISPtata shte sa natovareni, nai-veche v zapadnite raioni-- Liulin i Ovcha Kupel. Shte ima kratkotraini ping-ove, a ot vreme na vreme LAG i timeout. Utre i drugiden shte ima obilni downloadi bez

[JOKES] Date: Thu, 26 Sep 2002 18:20:48 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 12:40:06 +0300

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[JOKES] za kakwo se izpolzwat komjutyrnite kutii

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[JOKES] Just to test

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[JOKES] Plakati za office :o)

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[JOKES] ne bydete sadisti :-)

moje i da e staro no e idejno :-) 1.Kakvo stava kogato sedemte djudjeta vidyat Snejanka gola?-7UP(seven up) 2.V zoologi4eskata gradina pred kletkata na 6trausite sedyala tabela s nadpis:Ne pla6ete 6trausite - podat e betonen! 3.Iz pravelnika za dobro povedenie Kogato se pravi minet - ne se

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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 15:36:20 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 15:03:05 +0300

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[JOKES] this is the right link :-)

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 16:08:17 +0300

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[JOKES] FW: Do You Know....

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[JOKES] Read Japanese

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[JOKES] predstawata na nqkoi hora za designer-ite

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[JOKES] Problem

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[JOKES] Vic: Adminut !

ami 1 admin ot njakakwo tezhko mjasto go hwanali prestypnici i 3 dena boj da kazhe parolata. na 4-tija specchasti go oswobodili, i se razchulo do masinfo-to za admina kojto 3 dena go bili i ne kazal parolata. pokanili go w njakakwo tv predawane (da rechem show-to na slavi;) i dyra-byra kak wi

[JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$ :)Message box na Internet Exploder pri p#len sriv:

[JOKES] windows2000 source code =')

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Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

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???za 4-ti pyt?? nali uj beshe 3 za shtastie, ili na discworld e 4?:-) - Original Message - From: Boyan Konstantinov To: Jokes@Sirma Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 5:01 PM Subject: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$ Kak se

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 11:27:41 +0300

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[JOKES] Beirut Telecom :))

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[JOKES] Beirut telecom (2)

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[JOKES] two of a kind

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[JOKES] da stanem bogati.. :)

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 09:45:34 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 10:50:48 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 4 Sep 2002 09:55:28 +0300

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[JOKES] Mlado pokolenie, a?

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[JOKES] super cat

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[JOKES] shit list

The Ghost Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl. The Clean Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper. The Wet Shit You wipe your ass fifty times and it still

[JOKES] Dialog

Title: FW: Dialog äÉÁÌÏÇ: - ëÁÐÉÔÁÎÅ! îÁ ËÏÒÁÂÁ ÉÍÁ ÐÒÏÂÏÊÎÁ! - ëßÄÅ? - îÁ ÌÅ×ÉÑ ÂÏÒÄ, ÐÏÄ ×ÁÔÅÒÌÉÎÉÑÔÁ! - çÏÌÑÍÁ ÌÉ Å ÐÒÏÂÏÊÎÁÔÁ? - íÎÏÇÏ! - íÏÖÅÍ ÌÉ ÄÁ Ñ ÚÁÐÕÛÉÍ? - îÅ ÍÉÓÌÑ, ËÁÐÉÔÁÎÅ! - çÏÔ×ÅÔÅ ÓÐÁÓÉÔÅÌÎÉÔÅ ÌÏÄËÉ! - îÑÍÁÍÅ ÔÁËÉ×Á... - á ËÁË×Ï ÉÍÁÍÅ? - óÐÁÓÉÔÅÌÎÁ ÖÉÌÅÔËÁ, ÎÏ ÓÁÍÏ ÅÄÎÁ

[JOKES] Date: Mon, 26 Aug 2002 16:50:22 +0300

Title: FW: Evrei :) ïÔÉ×ÁÔ Ä×ÁÍÁ Å×ÒÅÉ × ÁÄÍÉÎÉÓÔÒÁÃÉÑÔÁ ÎÁ ÐÒÉÓÔÁÎÉÝÅÔÏ. - éÓËÁÍÅ ÄÁ ÐÏÒÁÂÏÔÉÍ ÍÁÌËÏ, ÎÑÍÁ ÌÉ ÎÑËÁË×Á ÒÁÂÏÔÁ ÚÁ ÎÁÓ? - þÕÄÅÓÎÏ, ÉÍÁ ÒÁÂÏÔÁ! ôÒÑÂ×Á ÄÁ ÓÅ ÂÏÑÄÉÓÁ ÅÄÉÎ ÐÁÒÁÈÏÄ. ðÏÄÐÉÓÁÌÉ ÄÏÇÏ×ÏÒÁ, ÚÁÐÏÞÎÁÌÉ Å×ÒÅÉÔÅ ÄÁ ÒÁÂÏÔÑÔ. óÌÅÄ Ä×Á ÄÎÉ ÏÔÉ×ÁÔ × ÏÆÉÓÁ: - ó×ßÒÛÉÈÍÅ ÒÁÂÏÔÁÔÁ,

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[JOKES] Jaser Arafat

Title: FW: Jaser Arafat syobshtenie po radioto "Zhenata na Jaser Arafat rodila triznaci" Vednaga otgovornost za tova poeli 3 arabski teroristichni grupirovki

[JOKES] klasika

Title: FW: klasika ä×ÁÍÁ ÐÒÉÑÔÅÌÉ ÒÁÚÇÏ×ÁÒÑÔ: - ðÒÅÄÓÔÁ×ÑÛ ÌÉ ÓÉ, ×ÒßÝÁÍ ÓÅ ×ËßÝÉ, ÏÔ×ÁÒÑÍ ÇÁÒÄÅÒÏÂÁ, Á ÔÁÍ - ÇÏÌ ÍßÖ! - áÍÉ ÎÉÝÏ ÎÏ×Ï ÐÏÄ ÓÌßÎÃÅÔÏ - ËÁÚÁÌ ÄÒÕÇÉÑÔ. - ëÁË ÔÁËÁ ÎÉÝÏ ÎÏ×Ï??? áÍÁ ÁÚ ÎÅ ÓßÍ ÖÅÎÅÎ

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