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Chetete go v original na:
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You name your children Eudora, Hyperlink and dotcom.
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Help, my power supply is smoking! (A true
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I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER. Believe me it is true... You installed
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all the sadness in me. You restored my kindness after I
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Ponege ne moga sas segashnia mi adres da go pratia
v Jokes, prati go ti
Òîï
5
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Niakoi ot tezi sigurno ste gi cheli- drugi
moje i da ne ste ...
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Wtoriqt komentar pod statiqta...
http://www.segabg.com/08102002/p0010003.asp
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Един борец харесал някаква мадама. Отишъл при нея и я заговорил:
- Да отидем някъде заедно...
- Да отидем.
- Да се качим в БМВ-то...
- Да се качим.
- Да отидем в къщи...
Отишли в къщата на бореца и той казал:
- Да пийнем по нещо...
Доволен,че мадамата изобщо не се съпротивлява, дори се
Ot kakwo se oplakwat amerikanskite kolegi
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My understanding was that the law clearly stated that legal residents have
preference over h1bs. Is this true? Do I have any recourse? Does anyone
care about saving good paying development jobs anymore? Does anyone have
any
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A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get
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LIFE
То се подаде от тясната дупка от която се опитваше да излезе от доста
време. Вдиша малко чист въздух и се наслади на първите си секунди навън. Беше
тъмно. Чуваше се само лекото пъшкане на някой над него, може би на горния етаж.
Замисли се. Усещаше някак си че не му остава много време и
ne :))
- Original Message -
From:
Hursev
To: Boyan Konstantinov
Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002
18:39
Subject: Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error
dialogs v M$
abe si da ne pishesh mail client i da go testwash
w momenta
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???za 4-ti pyt?? nali uj
beshe 3 za shtastie, ili na discworld e 4?:-)
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From:
Boyan
Konstantinov
To: Jokes@Sirma
Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 5:01
PM
Subject: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error
dialogs v M$
Kak se
Iz "Kniga za bezpoleznite fakti", izdadena v
Germaniia:- Nevyzmojno e da se dostigne s ezik sobstveniia lakyt -
Chovek ne moje da si schupi rebro, kato si pritiska kolenete kym
gyrdite - 25% ot naselenieto na zemiata nikoga ne e zvynialo po telefon
- Taralejyt moje da jivee 6 chasa bez
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w burkan sys spirt...
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vyrvqt dvama po ulicata i pred tqh nkqvo
mace..-Gleai taq kvi kraka izvadi..- i mnogo hubava kosa
ima..-o, a kakvo zybi samo..
tuka mackata se obryshta i pita :
- A otkyde znaete kakvi sa mi zybite
?!
-ami, razbirate li, s loshi zybi takyv gyz ne
mojesh da otleesh...
A buddhist
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Make me one with everything
courtesy to The bicential man
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Учителски изказвания:
- Така, така! Архимеде! Пак закъсня! Само не ми разправяй тия лъжи, че си бил
затворен в банята!
- И кога ти, Коперник, ще разбереш, че не си център на вселената!?
- Галилей, ако още веднъж те видя да пускаш тухли от покрива, ще изхвърчиш от
училището!
- Кеплер,
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helpful.What makes life 100%?IfA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis
Pojelawam na wsichki podobni zapoznanstwa
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