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[JOKES] Fw: [J0KES] Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 15:38:41 +0300

    Absolutno si e prav chovekyt :) A i e plus za nego, che si kazva tochno i iasno kakvo iska. Ne znam zashto tova e citirano v jokes naistina... - Original Message - From: Hursev To: Nikolai ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, October 09, 2002 4:22 PM Subject

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[JOKES] [Fwd: Should I be upset that an h1b is taking my job?]

Ot kakwo se oplakwat amerikanskite kolegi --- Begin Message --- My understanding was that the law clearly stated that legal residents have preference over h1bs. Is this true? Do I have any recourse? Does anyone care about saving good paying development jobs anymore? Does anyone have an

[JOKES] mutri

Един борец харесал някаква мадама. Отишъл при нея и я заговорил: - Да отидем някъде заедно... - Да отидем. - Да се качим в БМВ-то... - Да се качим. - Да отидем в къщи... Отишли в къщата на бореца и той казал: - Да пийнем по нещо... Доволен,че мадамата изобщо не се съпротивлява, дори се

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  Wtoriqt komentar pod statiqta...      http://www.segabg.com/08102002/p0010003.asp BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Terziev;Ivan;Nikolaev FN:Ivan Nikolaev Terziev NICKNAME:Vozd ORG:EngView Systems Sofia Corp. - A Sirma Group Company;Research & Development TITLE:Technical Writer TEL;WORK;VOICE:(+359)

[JOKES] Mendeleeva tablica

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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 8 Oct 2002 11:30:08 +0300

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[JOKES] trenirovka

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[JOKES] bandwidth

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[JOKES] mydrost ot wekowete

>  If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,>  if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.>  >>  I was born intelligent>  - education ruined me.>>  >>  A bus stati

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[JOKES] citat ot statiq

24-godishnata pastirka Galq Jekova i sinovete i Elbin (9g) i Nikolai (15g) ot selo Widno bili zakleshteni ot pridoshlite vodi..

[JOKES] FW: [ANNOUNCE] ICQ plateno ili go nqma :((

Title: Message Ima dobri komentari kym statiqta. Naprimer: "Shto se otnasya do osnovnoto - naistina suobshtenieto zvuchi podobno na skoroshnoto "Ford i GM vdigat cenite za da izlyazat ot krizata"... Interesno koga s takiva merki shte izlyazat??? Po-loshi avtomobili, no puk na po-visoki ceni.

[JOKES] gledni tochki

   What a Woman Says:"This place is a mess! C'mon,You and I need to clean up.Your stuff is lying on the floor,and if we don't do laundry right nowyou'll have no clothes to wear."   What a Man Hears:blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MONblah, blah, blah, YOU AND Iblah, blah, ON THE FLOORblah, blah, bla

[JOKES] Eeeh, sekretarkata....

-  1. Ñåêðåòàðêàòà íå çàêúñíÿâà - òÿ õîäè ïî ìàãàçèíè.   2. Ñåêðåòàðêàòà íå îòñúñòâà - òÿ ìèå ÷èíèèòå ó äîìà.   3. Ñåêðåòàðêàòà íå ÿäå - òÿ äåãóñòèðà õðàíàòà íà øåôà.   4. Ñåêðåòàðÿò, íå å ñåêðåòàðêà - òîé å ñúïðóã íà Ñåêðåòàðêàòà.   5. Ñåêðåòàðêàòà íå ñå ïîäìàçâà - òÿ ðåëàêñèðà øåôà.   6.

[JOKES] [Fwd: malko xuxuxu :) da vi razvedria]

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 15:41:05 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 26 Sep 2002 18:20:48 +0300

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[JOKES] Prognoza ...

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[JOKES] Plakati za office :o)

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[JOKES] Just to test

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[JOKES] za kakwo se izpolzwat komjutyrnite kutii

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 12:40:06 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 15:36:20 +0300

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[JOKES] Хр. Ботев (remake)

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[JOKES] ne bydete sadisti :-)

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[JOKES] FW: Do You Know....

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 16:08:17 +0300

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[JOKES] this is the right link :-)

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 15:03:05 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 11:33:32 +0300

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[JOKES] kakvo moge da se slu4i

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[JOKES] predstawata na nqkoi hora za designer-ite

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[JOKES] Re: Boyan Konstantinov

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Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

???za 4-ti pyt?? nali uj beshe 3 za shtastie, ili na discworld e 4?:-) - Original Message - From: Boyan Konstantinov To: Jokes@Sirma Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 5:01 PM Subject: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$ Kak se

Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

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[JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$ :)Message box na Internet Exploder pri p#len sriv:

[JOKES] Pazete si video kartite!

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[JOKES] Vic: Adminut !

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[JOKES] Beirut telecom (2)

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 11:27:41 +0300

Iz "Kniga za bezpoleznite fakti", izdadena v Germaniia:- Nevyzmojno e da se dostigne s ezik sobstveniia lakyt - Chovek ne moje da si schupi rebro, kato si pritiska kolenete kym   gyrdite - 25% ot naselenieto na zemiata nikoga ne e zvynialo po telefon - Taralejyt moje da jivee 6 chasa bez gla

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[JOKES] No comment

  Prosto ne e istina - poslednite 2 abzaca:-)) Chowek da se smee li, da plache li kakwi gluposti se pishat po mediite:-)     http://www.mediapool.bg/site/bulgaria/2002/09/11/0006.shtml BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Terziev;Ivan;Nikolaev FN:Ivan Nikolaev Terziev NICKNAME:Vozd ORG:EngView Systems So

[JOKES] Women

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[JOKES] da stanem bogati.. :)

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[JOKES] Punk's Not Dead!

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[JOKES] two of a kind

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[JOKES] pets

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 10:50:48 +0300

A buddhist goes to a hot-dog man and says : - Make me one with everything courtesy to “The bicential man” & robin williams  

[JOKES] Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 09:45:34 +0300

vyrvqt dvama po ulicata i pred tqh nkqvo mace..- Gleai taq kvi kraka izvadi..-  i mnogo hubava kosa ima..- o, a kakvo zybi samo.. tuka mackata se obryshta i pita : - A otkyde znaete kakvi sa mi zybite ?! - ami, razbirate li, s loshi zybi takyv gyz ne mojesh da otleesh...

[JOKES] monthly reminder

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[JOKES] Fw: [Fwd: Parrot joke]]

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[JOKES] :)

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[JOKES] Za pochitatelite na Tolkin....

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[JOKES] to biva reklama ama...

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[JOKES] Stari, no zlatni:-)

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[JOKES] Стани богат

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[JOKES] In Greece, use a Game Boy, go to jail

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[JOKES] Moses

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[JOKES] Interpretacii

Æåíñêè èíäèâèä îò ðàçðåä õèùíèöè, óñêîðÿâàù  åñòåñòâåíè áèîëîãè÷íè ïðîöåñè íà âúçïðîèçâîäñòâî, ãåíåðèðà ïîòîìñòâî,  íåñïîñîáíî äà àñèìèëèðà âèçóàëíà èíôîðìàöèÿ. Ò.å. "Áúðçàòà êó÷êà ñëåïè ãè ðàæäà!"   Ôèçè÷åñêè ïîäáðàíè áèîëîãè÷íè åäèíèöè,ïîñòèãàùè êîíñåíñóñ îòíîñíî ðåòðàíñëèðàíåòî íàãåîòåêò

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[JOKES] Tight skirt

Pojelawam na wsichki podobni zapoznanstwa :-)   Tight SkirtIn  a  busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waitingfor  the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather miniskirt with matchingtight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it was her turn tog

[JOKES] 100% work

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How aboutachieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?IfA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represen

[JOKES] Vuorajenie:)

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[JOKES] Milk the cow...

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[JOKES] History of the world :)

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[JOKES] ICQ forever

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[JOKES] Mlado pokolenie, a?

×óæäèöîëþáöè #ãîâîðèëíÿ íåçíàì-êîÿ â äåí íåçíàì-êîé - Êî ñòàà âå, áðàòëå! - Êî'ò ëÿãà óå, äà ã'úé êüîòóê ñ êüîòóê! - Çíàåø ëè ê'âî ñè äàóíëîàäíúõ â÷åðà? - Êî? - Òóé, äåò' øú ãî úïëîóäíà, úïäåéòíà, ïîñëå äèãèòàëèçèðàì, à íàêðàÿ øú äèñïëåéíà :-Ð - È àç ñè úïäåéòíàõ ñàéòà. Âå÷å èìà òðè ïèê÷

[JOKES] google

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[JOKES] na gyza na geografiata

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[JOKES] hidden bird

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[JOKES] super cat

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[JOKES] bulgarian breakfast

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[JOKES] mishana

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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 27 Aug 2002 14:46:33 +0300

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[JOKES] klasika

Title: FW: klasika ä×ÁÍÁ ÐÒÉÑÔÅÌÉ ÒÁÚÇÏ×ÁÒÑÔ:   - ðÒÅÄÓÔÁ×ÑÛ ÌÉ ÓÉ, ×ÒßÝÁÍ ÓÅ ×ËßÝÉ, ÏÔ×ÁÒÑÍ ÇÁÒÄÅÒÏÂÁ, Á ÔÁÍ - ÇÏÌ   ÍßÖ!   - áÍÉ ÎÉÝÏ ÎÏ×Ï ÐÏÄ ÓÌßÎÃÅÔÏ - ËÁÚÁÌ ÄÒÕÇÉÑÔ.   - ëÁË ÔÁËÁ ÎÉÝÏ ÎÏ×Ï??? áÍÁ ÁÚ ÎÅ ÓßÍ ÖÅÎÅÎ

[JOKES] Date: Mon, 26 Aug 2002 17:03:59 +0300

Title: FW: oshte noshtni trepachi äÉÁÌÏÇ: åÄÉÎ ÓÅ ÏÂÁÖÄÁ ÎÁ ÐÒÉÑÔÅÌÑ ÓÉ, ÔÅÌÅÆÏÎÁ ×ÄÉÇÁ ÍÁÊËÁ ÍÕ: - éÚ×ÉÎÅÔÅ, é×ÁÎ ×ËßÝÉ ÌÉ Å? - îÅ, é×ÁÎ ×ÅÞÅ ÇÏ ÎÑÍÁ ... ÎÁÐÕÓÎÁ ÎÁÛÉÑ Ó×ÑÔ ... - ëáë÷ï ??? äá îå å õíòñì - îÅ ... ÷ËÌÀÞÉ ÓÅ × éÎÔÅÒÎÅÔ ...

[JOKES] klasika

Title: FW: klasika ä×ÁÍÁ ÐÒÉÑÔÅÌÉ ÒÁÚÇÏ×ÁÒÑÔ:   - ðÒÅÄÓÔÁ×ÑÛ ÌÉ ÓÉ, ×ÒßÝÁÍ ÓÅ ×ËßÝÉ, ÏÔ×ÁÒÑÍ ÇÁÒÄÅÒÏÂÁ, Á ÔÁÍ - ÇÏÌ   ÍßÖ!   - áÍÉ ÎÉÝÏ ÎÏ×Ï ÐÏÄ ÓÌßÎÃÅÔÏ - ËÁÚÁÌ ÄÒÕÇÉÑÔ.   - ëÁË ÔÁËÁ ÎÉÝÏ ÎÏ×Ï??? áÍÁ ÁÚ ÎÅ ÓßÍ ÖÅÎÅÎ

[JOKES] Jaser Arafat

Title: FW: Jaser Arafat syobshtenie po radioto  "Zhenata na Jaser Arafat rodila triznaci" Vednaga otgovornost za tova poeli 3 arabski teroristichni grupirovki

[JOKES] FW: :)) vig toova

Title: Message   åËÉÐßÔ ÎÁ éÎÓÔÉÔÕÔÁ ÚÁ ÐÁÚÁÒÎÁ ÉËÏÎÏÍÉËÁ ÓÅ ÐÒÉÓßÅÄÉÎÑ×Á ËßÍ ÁÒÇÕÍÅÎÔÉÒÁÎÏÔÏ ÉÓËÁÎÅ ÚÁ ÐÒÅÆÅÒÅÎÃÉÉ ÎÁ ÁÎÏÎÉÍÅÎ Á×ÔÏÒ ×ß× ÆÏÒÕÍÁ ÎÁ ×ÅÓÔÎÉË “óÅÇÁ”, ËÁÔÏ ÄÏÂÁ×Ñ ÎÑËÏÉ ×ÁÖÎÉ ÍÏÍÅÎÔÉ, ËÏÉÔÏ ÎÅ ÓÁ ÚÁÓÅÇÎÁÔÉ. “AÚ ÓßÍ ÐÒÏÉÚ×ÏÄÉÔÅÌ ÎÁ ËÏÆÉ É ÌÅÇÅÎÉ. ïÐÌÁË×ÁÍ ÓÅ ÏÔ ÄßÍÐÉÎÇÏ×ÉÑ ×ÎÏÓ

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