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Malko izvadki
(sys sykrashtenija ) ot bugbazata na MS
Nomer 1:
Bug: When
opening some Word documents, the Wordpad application crashes. I included a Word
document (that is provided by MS as part of the SQL Server 2000 Operations
Guide) that will always make Wordpad crash. Reproducibility: Always
Sled malko
re-assign-vane eto go I otgovora:
Sorry. We don't have the resources to look into
and fix this now. We may be able to
look at it at a later time. We have
shipped this before so we can live with it, even though it is not ideal.
Nomer 2:
The following
simple program (when launched into a new console window) causes the blue screen
detailed below:
#include
stdio.h
void main() {
for (int i=0;i10;i++) printf(\t\b\b);
}
Answer:
Running this
simple program will AV csrss.exe and result in the machine bug checking because
winlogon is no longer running.
Old bug, perhaps existed since day one of NT. Fixed for .NET server beta3; QFE folks
are working on hotfixes etc. whatever needed to address this issue.
= Assigned
by garym on 10/26/2001 01:44PM =
=
Assigned by garym on 10/26/2001 01:49PM =
-- Key_Words: (nothing) - XPQFE
= Edited
by hiroyama on 10/26/2001 02:50PM =
forgot to add checkin info:
Change 19256
by NTDEV\hiroyama@HIROYAMA1 on 2001/10/26 11:48:03
BUG:
485575
ESCROW: Simple user app cause AV in CSRSS
resulting in bugcheck.
Affected files ...
...
//depot/beta3/windows/Core/ntcon/server/cursor.c#2 edit
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