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A mother had three daughters and at their
weddingsshe askedeach one of them to phone home the day after
and subtly indicate about their respective husband's sexual
performance.
The first one said, "It was like Maxwell
Coffee".The Mother was confused until she later noticed a Maxwell
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Tova e razreshenieto za edin bug v Internet Explorer:
Workaround/Solution:
Disable Active Scripting and never turn it on. Better, do not use IE in
hostile environments such as the Internet.
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faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America.. are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America.. do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
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