[JOKES] Ne e joke ama niama podhodiast mail list za takiva nesta

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[JOKES] mouse

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[JOKES] Supermodel

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[JOKES] Sextel

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[JOKES] E-toilet

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[JOKES] Oste za Mac

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[JOKES] Sovalki

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[JOKES] Geography of the man and woman

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN - Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. - Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. - Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, rel

[JOKES] Nigga baby

A fela nigga from da neibahut gous to Quinz hospital where his woman just bore a child - Wazzup, woman. Haya duin? Lemmi see ma son. She gave him the baby - Wot?! Wo'za'fuck is this, woman? Y'aint gonna tell me this skuishy yela smoll eye mazafaka is MA SON? Luk at him - Him Chinese, aint him?!

[JOKES] 404-Not found

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[JOKES] More, more

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[JOKES] E te taka se pravi

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[JOKES] utehata na samotnia programmer e ... che ne e sam vuv vselenata

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[JOKES] Mendeleeva tablica

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[JOKES] Source Code

Vizhte kak se pishat konstanti v STL :- <>

[JOKES] mailboxa na Bush

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[JOKES] gipsy glasses

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[JOKES] CookingBook

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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 3 Oct 2000 16:15:38 -0400

>> o o oo > >> > >>oo o oo > >> > >>oo. oooo > >> > >>ooo. .oo. ooo > >> >

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 6 Oct 2000 12:23:44 -0400

Þæíàòà ÷àñò íà Àìåðèêà. Ãðàäñêî ìîì÷å îòèâà íà ãîñòè ïðè äÿäî ñè, êîéòî æèâåå â àáñîëþòíàòà ïóñòîø, ñðåä ïÿñúê è êàêòóñè, à íàé-áëèçêîòî íàñåëåíî ìÿñòî å íà ïåò äíè ïúò... Íà ñóòðèíòà õëàïåòî ñå ìîòàå îêîëî êúùàòà è ÷óâà ñòðàíåí, çëîâåù âîé. - Äÿäî!! Äÿäî!! Òîâà äà íå ñà ÷óäîâèùà? - Êàêâî ãîâ

[JOKES] Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000 14:52:45 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 16:16:50 +0300

Äâå ìóòðè èçëèçàò îò êîëàòà è çàêëþ÷âàò âðàòèòå, îáà÷å ñè çàáðàâÿò êëþ÷îâåòå âúòðå. Ñòîÿò, îáèêàëÿò îêîëî êîëàòà è ñå ÷óäÿò êàêâî äà ïðàâÿò. Ïî åäíî âðåìå åäèíèÿò êàçâà: - Òèêâà, äàé äà âçåìåì åäèí ÷óê è äà ðàçáèåì ïðîçîðåöà! - Òè ëóä ëè ñè, áå ÊàðòîôÍàëè õîðàòà ùå ïîìèñëÿò, ÷å ÿ êðàäåì.

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 16:15:25 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 16:33:47 +0300

Ñúäÿò 75-ãîäèøíà áàáà. Òÿ îáÿñíÿâà: - Ñåäÿ ñè àç â ïàðêà íà åäíà ïåéêà, è äî ìåí ñÿäà åäèí ìëàäåæ. Ïî÷âà äà ìè õâúðëÿ çàêà÷ëèâè ïîãëåäè, ïðèìúêâà ñå êúì ìåí, ïóñêà ìè ðúêà, ïî÷âà äà ìè øåïíå íåæíî, êàçâà ÷å ìå îáè÷à, ïîñÿãà äà ìè ðàçêîï÷àå áëóçêàòà... È àç ñòîÿ, êàêâî äà ïðàâÿ - îò òîëêîâà ãîä

[JOKES] Little boys

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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 24 Oct 2000 13:57:51 +0300

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[JOKES] Zachatieto na programista :-)

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[JOKES] Interesna logika :-)))

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the

[JOKES] Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 13:51:57 +0200

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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2001 16:49:51 +0300

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[JOKES] Vupreki che ne mi e mnogo smeshen joke-a

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[JOKES] Sleeping Beauty

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[JOKES] Real Programmer

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[JOKES] S kakva zhena zhiveia

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[JOKES] Steve Balmer Song REMIX :-)))

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[JOKES] The Priest

THE PRIEST A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident and after changing gear lets his hand slide u

[JOKES] Muzika

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[JOKES] Training courses for women

Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects: 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: