(apologies if this has appeared on chat before - it is new to me)
Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them,
I must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.
Thank God, says an elderly nun in the back. I am so tired of
chardonnay.
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I envy any of you who can handle onions. I've tried all of the things so
far mentioned except the freezer one, and I keep onions in the fridge, but I
just can't get past the chopping off the roots and outer leaves without the
tears just pouring out. Even doing them in the food processor for fine
- Original Message -
From: Mary Wishart [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2003 9:29 PM
I received an email today from a friend about a virus and I had been
infected so I pass on the information to you in the hope that you can
eliminate it before it does any damage to your
While we make lace,
things may change . . ..
The House just passed the Singapore Free Trade Agreement (H.R. 2739) by a
272-155 vote.
And it passed the Chile Free Trade Agreement (H.R. 2738) 270-156 just a
little bit later.
Republicans almost totally deserted the higher-skilled American worker
It's a hoax. I've written and told her so. Doesn't matter if you've deleted
the file unless you're a Java developer, and there aren't too many
programmers amongst us.
Jean in Poole
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s908482.htm
Man drops trousers at royal garden party
The Queen got an unexpected view of one of her subjects when a guest at one of
her regular garden parties dropped his trousers and scampered off among the
tea-drinking crowd.
He was a young man, an invited
http://home.golden.net/~dhobson/consongs.htm
Toni in Seattle
(I'm a lonely little petunia - in . . .)
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Can any of our American friends help me? I can't remember whether we were
discussing different video formats on Lace or chat but for safety I'm
putting this on chat! I have had 2 American ladies in our shop (in UK) his
week wanting to buy a video which has been made locally about the town. It
is
Having looked at the web site Toni gave about gardening songs, I chose
gardening books from the box at the bottom. Well worth looking at. I
particularly liked these suggested book titles:
How to weed thistles in the nude
Nuclear Gardening -- Making Radiation Work for You
. . . and the sequel
At least you can eat them! Ever since I got pregnant with my daughter (6
years ago) I have been unable to eat onionsand I have TRIED! I love how
they flavor food, but the most I can stand now is the dried onion powder or
dried flakes you can get in the spice isle. At least I don't have to
Hi, Tamara and other Spiders,
My daughter sent your lace-chat (included below my note) about 'Mugwump', so I just
had to reply. First, background. I'm 54, a math teacher living in North Pole,
Alaska, but I come from solid Southern roots. My father was born and raised in Cotton
Plant,
I got so irritated with that soppy Bridget Jones and her daft ideas that I
wanted to rip her arm off and beat her to death with the soggy end -
Carol - in a wet and very windy East Anglia.
Whoa ! Hold it ! you had better get some
medication - I think whatever it is that the
bloodthirsty it in
On Saturday, Jul 26, 2003, at 00:17 US/Eastern, Joy Beeson wrote:
Defining Mugwump as mug on one side, wump on the other was a joke
along
the same lines as a liberal is liberal with other peoples money.
And all of a sudden I can't think of any examples except obscure car
jokes:
FORD = found on
Dear List,
With all this summer reading going on, Parkes NSW Australia is gearing
up for it's Annual Birth-to-Kindergarten Reading Day.
This year there is to be a 12 hour reading session in the park from
12midnight to 12 midday, 7th August. The whole town is involved in
encouraging reading to
Hi everyone
Joy wrote:
And all of a sudden I can't think of any examples except obscure car
jokes: FORD = found on road dead and nova = no va.
Bev thinks of:
FORD - Fix or Repair Daily (but we also say 'Chev-ROT-let')
--
bye for now
Bev who used to own a Dodge Volare' [altogether now,
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