Hi Malvary!
Those were fun... Thankfully, I can't relate to most of them, but can
certainly "get" the humor!
But... one item hits home really close! "If you know several people
who have hit a deer more than once..."
Well, I'm in Virginia, where I think we have more deer than we have
peo
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Foxworthy
if you don't know who he is ... and wanna) has to say about Canucks.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may
live in Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they