Hi Malvary!
Those were fun... Thankfully, I can't relate to most of them, but can
certainly "get" the humor!
But... one item hits home really close! "If you know several people
who have hit a deer more than once..."
Well, I'm in Virginia, where I think we have more deer than we have
people - and that's just in the city!! A friend of mine lives with her
husband out in the country. They keep three cars - so that they always
have a spare when bodywork has to be done on one that was hit by a
deer. Last year, she was hit no fewer than three times!!!
Clay
Malvary J Cole wrote:
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Foxworthy
if you don't know who he is ... and wanna) has to say about Canucks.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you
may live in Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you may live in Canada.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Canada.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend,
you may live in Canada.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in Canada.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back
again, you may live in Canada.
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and the whole family knows how
to use them, you may live in Canada.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
may live in Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 90 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you may live in Canada.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
road construction, you may live in Canada.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live
in Canada.
If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Canadian friends & others, you do live in Canada.
Malvary in Ottawa where it is +3c today, but snow forecast for tonight
and -6 forecast for the weekend
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