A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, How many women can a man marry?
Sixteen, the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. How do you know
that?
Easy, the little boy said. 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.
Kid's In Church Real comments made by children
Jesus' Dad's Name A Sunday school teacher asked her class, What was Jesus'
mother's name? One child answered, Mary. The teacher then asked, Who
knows what Jesus' father's name was? A little kid said, Verge. Confused,
the teacher asked, Where did
Things I've learned from my Children
(honest no kidding):
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a
2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run
over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year olds voice is louder
